Evergreen tales - pleasure and pain nsfw

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Evergreen tales - pleasure and pain nsfw

Postby J_Madison » Fri Jun 23, 2017 2:43 pm #311697

All excerpts are based on genuine events of a shift and the extents that I've punished people outside of standard procedures.
Parts are dramatacised for your entertainment. When describing them to non SS13 individuals, the stories make for laugh a minute ridiculousness.

Don't take this too seriously.

This is a dark interpretation of psychological torture and the effects of the Stanford prison experiment and the ease of human evil and the possibility to be carried away.


this is purely satire and not a representative of how I percieve or play SS13. it is a fictional written representative of a fictional character' s mental degredation over time.

Case 1;
The slapper.
As I leave my brig, this worthless assistant gives me a slap on the face, makes a joke, and runs off.
This is going to be a long shift. APB for a female, human, black hair.
I've caught the slapper and brought them back for punishment.
A tracking implant ensures I am in their mind and with them at all times, and a chemical implant ensures they are never out of my grasp.

I clean the permabrig toilets with their body and I slam them into tables and chairs. I toss them side to side and grab them every time.
Drinking from the fountain of the toilet, they barely mutter out the word of harm and all eyes are upon me.
I take them to brig medical, tidy them up a little, nobody bats an eye. Here I remove their headset and continue.
I put an electro pack on their back. The physical part has paused. The verbal pain begins.

Say my name I demand them.
I own them. They are my property. I make them understand this. I am their god, their king, their lord and their owner.
They don't say my name fast enough, and a little zipzap reminds them of my godly power.
Say my name. Tell me who you are.
"You are the HOS, I am assi-" is all they can say.
Wrong answer, and another zap.
SAY. MY. NAME.
The brig had a mishap with the microwave and food was badly cooked.
Here comes the aeroplane, I tell them as I stuff their mouth full of half over cooked crust.
Say my name.

Say my name, tell me who you are.
"You are HOS, and I am your property"
No shocks this time. I uncuff them and set them free in my own brig.
Do not leave the brig, and do not steal what does not belong to you, I bellow to them.
For I own you. Your life is in my hands. You are my property and I am your owner.

For a brief moment, I drop my guard and she runs.
I find the electropack missing.
Nobody defies my will. Nobody escapes my grasp. Especially not my property.
Yet, I feel this mortal coil creeping on me. Their chemical implant is removed.
Their disobedience ends here. Through the tracking implant I follow every breath, and move they make.
I arrest them. They scream, they shout, they let it all out. But they don't dare defy my grasp.

If they are so eager to get away, perhaps lifetime of labour is ideal.
And I never see them again, so I thought.
An eternity later, and I see a familiar sight on my tracker. They're alive and back on station.
One by one my men fall. First the detective, then an officer. Something isn't right. Something is back to haunt me.
The rage, the anger, the fury. I've wronged whoever is afoot. They want my life.

And I see that flashing dot of my seed. My power. My tracking implant.
It's her. The slapping assistant. Toughened from a lifetime of work and punishment, driven by rage and anger she charges at me.
Electrobolts fly, lasers light up the brig and the gulag shuttle.
I could see the fury and retribution in her eyes. And for once I feel a mortal chill down my spine.
So sure of her revenge, she charges at me. She smiles and sees my fear.
But my fear soon frowns. Her bullets barely graze me and miss. The pickaxe and spear she swings glance off me.
She felt it. The touch of a god. Her smile soon turns to pain...


... as she falls to the floor, and the familiar coils of a god appear on her arms.
I am very disappointed. For she is my property and I own her.
Say my name, and who you are.
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Re: HOS diaries - pain and punishment

Postby J_Madison » Fri Jun 23, 2017 3:03 pm #311701

Case 2;
The friends.
Carrying a cat girl on his back, a curious assistant wanders into the wrong place.
The captain's office.
My most loyal men line up. Each one falls into my grasp.
A unique punishment is requested.

Both are tied to a chair. Yet their bond prevents me from rehabilitating them.
They are here for rehabilitation.
And I am going to break their bond.
The cat girl is owned by our golden boy here.
Of whom is defiant and swearing up and down.
I am going to beat the motives out of them.
I lock them in a cell together and outline my plans to my men.

I catch them bonding after their separation.
In a bright flash. She ceases to exist for him.
Yet he can hear her scream, beg, for him and mercy.
I've implanted her. She is property of Brig now.
But their bond remains. He throws a ruckus and punches my guard.
I bring them together in my grand hall to deliver punishment.
You have committed a crime and your cat lady friend will suffer.
Her face is painted red as a sign of my power.

He bursts from the chair and runs at me.
I redirect him into her. His head lands into her nose.
Look at what you've done. You've hurt her. You've abused someone.
Isn't that right cat person? Look how good we are to you, we're removing this abuser from you.
He is seething in anger. Fs and blinds fly out of his mouth.
So he "trips" and knees her in the stomach.
You've ruined her hair, now she has to wear a bucket on her head forever now.

Everything he does, I punish her.
Soon, she begs, for him to stop. She accepts her fate. And the electropack.
He is taken away. Broken. Lost. And a reformed man.
He never commits a crime, for the rest of the shift.
She is uncuffed and set free.
And she doesn't leave my side. Even with a gun on the table, she dares not pick it up or shoot it.

My little brig goblin.

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Re: HOS diaries - pain and punishment

Postby John_Oxford » Fri Jun 23, 2017 3:29 pm #311707

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Re: HOS diaries - pain and punishment

Postby J_Madison » Fri Jun 23, 2017 3:30 pm #311708

Case 3;
My ligga.
The traitorous elements have taken over heavy parts of the station.
Yet, with careful coordination, each are assassinated by my team.
They all fall. They all die.
Except one. One AI. Who stubbornly defies us and stands in our way.
Several officers resign, some die.

I am left with a lizard, and a loose cannon.
I do not trust this lizard. But we make a plan to assault the AI.
The loose cannon is distracted.
Slowly, we breach in. Each turret a nightmare as we are not shock resistant and time works against us.
We are burnt and bruised, bleeding, and suffering.
A cyborg threatens both of us, just barely grazing the lizard with an electroprod before a blinding light immobilises him and we neutralise him.

I put on dual energy sword and focus.
Each laser glances off me.
But the lizard makes a tragic mistake. As I glance lasers away unharmed, he absorbs every shot.
He falls. And I am alone again.
I make easy work of the AI. Lasers fall off me like water from a raincoat.

Just a little longer ligga. Just a little longer. Hold it out.
I've got you. We've won. You're safe.
Limping to the cloner, it hums as he is rebuilt and his last memories restored.
I don't dare leave him.
And none threaten the cloning procedure.

Say you my ligga.
Say you my man.
To me you are a brother and professional. Without creed or colour.

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Re: HOS diaries - pain and punishment

Postby J_Madison » Fri Jun 23, 2017 3:49 pm #311710

Case 4;
War. War. War.
Guns in the bag.
Armour up.
Chemical enhancements in my bag and in my implant.
Get your guns. We are going to war.
Bullets and bombs ring out.
We are dealing with crack operatives and the most elite and trained.
His gun better than mine. His armour better than mine.
His mission is to kill. My mission is to protect.

Bullets ring into me, but they are not prepared.
I stick the syringe into my chest. I feel the jolt of energy.
Charging at him, I hit him with a blast from my gun.
He felt that. I know he did.
Yet he cannot fire back for I have ducked behind cover.
He knows something is wrong, and falls back.
Another blur goes past him, this time a fatal blast to the chest.
It's over for him.
I did not go out ungrazed. Many men had fallen and out defense was breaking.

I find one of my last men.
Last stim implant. Make it count.
I go on my way. He goes his.
I arrive to the disk holder. The captain.
And his ragtag team of conscripts. Unprofessional fighters with whatever they could get their hands on.
It's good to share guns. Each one is armed with a little more from my bag.
Just in time, as a second assault wave arrives.
They can't take anymore. I push forward to relieve the captain and his conscripts of the siege.

Zap. I'm down.
As I am dragged away, a miner heroically blasts them but falters.
I will not go down so easily. I am the HOS.
Click. The implant in my chest fills me with vigour.
From beyond the grave, I swing the stun baton widely, stunning everyone including myself.
One operative is distracted and killed, but I too fall.

I fall out of the cloning cell, to my own corpse.
"HOS, the disk is gone, the captain is dead, the conscripts are dead".
I'm quick to gather my belongings and return to the fight.
Follow me to victory. I have the pinpointer.
I rally what ragtag civilians I can find. I pry my secret weapon from my bag.
Marching to the disk, I fell the last operative.
But I don't want him to die on me.

Yet my doctor comes too close, and tugging on the cord, he detonates.
I have the disk. I am injured. The doctor is injured. I call whatever SOS or backup we can muster.
None. No backup. I'm alone.
And I clutch my side, dragging the dying doctor.
Don't you die on me. We're so close. We've won.
Come on doc.
Few more steps.
Almost there.

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Re: HOS diaries - pain and punishment

Postby Jacough » Fri Jun 23, 2017 10:45 pm #311786

When describing them to non SS13 individuals, the stories make for laugh a minute ridiculousness.


Say my name I demand them.
I own them. They are my property. I make them understand this. I am their god, their king, their lord and their owner.
They don't say my name fast enough, and a little zipzap reminds them of my godly power.
Say my name. Tell me who you are.
"You are the HOS, I am assi-" is all they can say.
Wrong answer, and another zap.
SAY. MY. NAME.
The brig had a mishap with the microwave and food was badly cooked.
Here comes the aeroplane, I tell them as I stuff their mouth full of half over cooked crust.
Say my name.


I'm pretty sure non SS13 players and SS13 players alike would just assume you're creepy as hell and have some sadistic fetish if you showed them this.
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Re: HOS diaries - pain and punishment

Postby J_Madison » Fri Jun 23, 2017 11:16 pm #311793

Jacough wrote:
When describing them to non SS13 individuals, the stories make for laugh a minute ridiculousness.


Say my name I demand them.
I own them. They are my property. I make them understand this. I am their god, their king, their lord and their owner.
They don't say my name fast enough, and a little zipzap reminds them of my godly power.
Say my name. Tell me who you are.
"You are the HOS, I am assi-" is all they can say.
Wrong answer, and another zap.
SAY. MY. NAME.
The brig had a mishap with the microwave and food was badly cooked.
Here comes the aeroplane, I tell them as I stuff their mouth full of half over cooked crust.
Say my name.


I'm pretty sure non SS13 players and SS13 players alike would just assume you're creepy as hell and have some sadistic fetish if you showed them this.

then you're a pussy

understand that this is a role playing game and SS13 is a good way to be something that you aren't, it offers room for that kind of exploration. it offers room for different interaction.
it offers me a chance to unwind, go wild, and explore the milgram, stanford, and asche conformity experiments.

respect and fear goes both ways.

right here is the pussification of the community, and pushing for admin intervention because someone is upset is where the SS13 shock factor went.

I've never been truly scared of what someone would do to me on tgstation. it just doesn't happen here. I'm going to change this. I'm going to change how people perceive punishment and fear.

I'm the HOS that other HOS players are afraid of. And you need that factor. It creates story, dialoge, and depth in a round.

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Re: HOS diaries - pain and punishment

Postby J_Madison » Sat Jun 24, 2017 1:36 am #311805

Case 5;
Mime cat.
the most annoying crewman
Contributes nothing.
Can't talk.
Is a cat.

Caught dead to rights stealing out of my brig.
But first, I deal with an unruly plasman prisoner in front of them as a fear tactic.
I smash a bottle of vodka over him.
Screams of shitcurity fly out of the radio.
I disable the valve from his plasma tank. He's choking now.
Another bottle smashed over his dead.
The mime knows it's in a rock and a hard place.
One more bottle for good measure.
I turn the valve back on. This plasman is scared for his life.
Back to his cell.

I turn my gaze to the mime as they unbuckle themselves.
There's no escape.
Double dose of implants.
I change their mask emotions.
Throw them into soap.
Throw them into tables.
Suffer the mimes until they speak to me.

She came into my brig dressed like a cabaret dancer.
I will treat them as one.
Dance mime dance.
I sing the song of my people and force the mime to dance and spin.
You're a little teapot short and stout.
This is your handle, I grab aggressively.
This is your spout, begin to uncuff.
The mime enjoys this. They twirl, spin, and bend over.
Tip me over and pour me out.

I pour them into a disposal chute and toss them down the trash chute.
No more was heard from the Mime. They had a quiet shift and obeyed space law.

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Re: HOS diaries - pain and punishment

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Sat Jun 24, 2017 11:09 am #311863

This is some low tier bdsm fanfic. Beating people up and stunning them and throwing them around isn't good sec work. I once made a man go brain dead by stripping nude and farting on his chest until he confessed.
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Re: HOS diaries - pain and punishment

Postby InsaneHyena » Sat Jun 24, 2017 5:09 pm #311911

I felt my brain cells dying as I read this
Bring back papercult.

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Re: HOS diaries - pain and punishment

Postby J_Madison » Sun Jun 25, 2017 2:05 am #312008

InsaneHyena wrote:I felt my brain cells dying as I read this

I will logdife your seakey and make you the next character of my stories.

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Re: HOS diaries - pain and punishment

Postby Davidchan » Sun Jun 25, 2017 2:10 am #312010

Why isn't jmad secbanned again?
Law 0: Secborg din do nuffin.

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Re: HOS diaries - pain and punishment

Postby D&B » Sun Jun 25, 2017 2:41 am #312013

He random names so players can't build enough hate against him to move the adminbus gears to ban him.

Also he's more lenient with bullshit than others
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[20:26:02]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Welp. It was just a prank bro isn't a very good excuse when it comes to unprovoked nonantag murder, but since this is your first time doing it and you seem to understand the problem instead of a bannu I'm just going to leave you with a warning. Please PLEASE don't do this again in the future, as funny as crackhead broken bottle memes can be. Alrighty? Do you have any input on this?
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Re: HOS diaries - pain and punishment

Postby iamgoofball » Sun Jun 25, 2017 2:51 am #312017

Nice fetish

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Re: HOS diaries - pain and punishment

Postby Screemonster » Sun Jun 25, 2017 3:24 am #312023

Why the fuck is this thread not titled "fifty shades of greytide"

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Re: HOS diaries - pain and punishment

Postby J_Madison » Sun Jun 25, 2017 11:30 am #312086

Davidchan wrote:Why isn't jmad secbanned again?

Because this is hilarious really and it's altnetative to me slapping someone in permabrig and forgetting about them.

Get at me with that. You could shoot me twice with a revolver, bomb the station, greytide, whatever.
As long as I can reasonably save you, I will. I'll even clone you to give you a second chance and to punish you twice.

You'll find no better HOS to play with and against.

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Re: HOS diaries - pain and punishment

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Sun Jun 25, 2017 1:47 pm #312090

How about a HOS that doesn't turn a minor crime into 45 minutes of BDSM smut, and escalates the situation so that his subordinates get iced by the justifiable pissed off victim of your fuckery?
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Re: HOS diaries - pain and punishment

Postby J_Madison » Sun Jun 25, 2017 2:44 pm #312096

Super Aggro Crag wrote:How about a HOS that doesn't turn a minor crime into 45 minutes of BDSM smut, and escalates the situation so that his subordinates get iced by the justifiable pissed off victim of your fuckery?

cases 3 and 4, of when I put on the big boy pants, hardened like a diamond

I was given little lumps of graphite to work with

and by the time the shift passed

and my men that I worked with were hard as diamond, solid, reliable, loyal officers
and i softened to graphite.

I really hope that the rest of the crew benefits from my leadership. I try to take away and deal with the problems.

maximise the time they spend patrolling and helping crew.
minimise time spent on prisoners.


And I maximise my time managing, dealing with prisoners, and most importantly preventing crimes from occuring by fear

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Re: HOS diaries - pain and punishment

Postby iamgoofball » Sun Jun 25, 2017 8:24 pm #312150

please stop posting your bdsm porn what if an employer finds tee gee

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Re: HOS diaries - pain and punishment

Postby TrustyGun » Sun Jun 25, 2017 8:48 pm #312152

this thread is really putting the 'roleplay' into 'roleplay forum'
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Postby bandit » Sun Jun 25, 2017 11:13 pm #312175

the stories make for laugh a minute ridiculousness.


haha guys isn't this so funny haha people probably totally get off on this but it's just a joke hahahaha
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Re: HOS diaries - pain and punishment

Postby iamgoofball » Sun Jun 25, 2017 11:28 pm #312178

i slowly begin to remove clothing

my lizard begin to show

do you wish to continue, yes or no?

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Re: HOS diaries - pain and punishment

Postby J_Madison » Sun Jun 25, 2017 11:35 pm #312180

iamgoofball wrote:i slowly begin to remove clothing

my lizard begin to show

do you wish to continue, yes or no?

I had some ligger that literally said something along those lines and I stopped what I was doing and lethal injected him.

It just isn't worth it.

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Re: HOS diaries - pain and punishment

Postby iamgoofball » Mon Jun 26, 2017 12:23 am #312189

J_Madison wrote:
iamgoofball wrote:i slowly begin to remove clothing

my lizard begin to show

do you wish to continue, yes or no?

I had some ligger that literally said something along those lines and I stopped what I was doing and lethal injected him.

It just isn't worth it.

you missed the joke

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Re: HOS diaries - pain and punishment

Postby J_Madison » Mon Jun 26, 2017 12:57 am #312209

iamgoofball wrote:
J_Madison wrote:
iamgoofball wrote:i slowly begin to remove clothing

my lizard begin to show

do you wish to continue, yes or no?

I had some ligger that literally said something along those lines and I stopped what I was doing and lethal injected him.

It just isn't worth it.

you missed the joke

I mean this is the type of people I deal with. I just kill them on the spot when they act like this.

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Postby bman » Mon Jun 26, 2017 1:10 am #312220

iamgoofball wrote:i slowly begin to remove clothing

my lizard begin to show

do you wish to continue, yes or no?


my lizard has tongue that spit, it spit on you

the holy spirit fly from within me it land up your nostril

do you wish 2 continue yes or no
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Re: HOS diaries - pain and punishment

Postby J_Madison » Mon Jun 26, 2017 3:04 am #312234

Case 6;
Why I clone.
Life in prison without parole is a shitload worse than death. Death is parole. Death is mercy.
Death is release.
I don't believe there is a perfect Warden or HOS.
But I aim never to kill, never to release, never to leave someone without parole.

I am the parole.
I am the mercy.
I compete for parole.
I compete for mercy.
Death makes an offer, and so do I.

And the more people I can keep in the round.
The more people I can garuantee are going to fall in line.
The more people that are loyal.
Broken spirit if need be, but not broken body.
The better the shifts are.
More productivity, more results.

Nobody wants to go home without a greentext.
Nobody wants to go home dead.
Nobody wants to go home a loser.
Maybe they tried and lost.
But inside their eyes is someone who had a mission.

And if I can take away that mission from them.
Maybe they'll do their job.
Make the shift a better place.
Not forced to do drastic options or actions.
And we can both share, and enjoy this shift like a cake and everyone gets a slice.

Even if you challenge me and die or get maimed.
Accept my healing and cloning.
Take my gun, have the jetpack, blueprints, whatever you really require.
Acknowledge me as your parole and mercy.
And enjoy your shift.

Stay safe out there. Treat those as you wish they treat you.

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Re: HOS diaries - pain and punishment

Postby J_Madison » Mon Jun 26, 2017 3:09 am #312235

its also 4 am and swigged two scoops dat dere celltech and i'm now extremely tired.


New HOS guide coming.

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Postby Nilons » Wed Jun 28, 2017 12:41 pm #312966

Jmad are you okay
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Re: HOS diaries - pain and punishment

Postby J_Madison » Wed Jun 28, 2017 1:22 pm #312974

Case 7;
Losing it.
Every now and then I get someone real lonely.
They want to have friends.
And be with someone who holds power, or is interesting in some way.
Today was the day.
Yet I found myself pushed to the breaking point when I clearly had a friend now.

A catgirl came to my brig.
Layed on the floor.
And wanted to be brought into the brig.
An unusual start, but I cuff them and I bring them in.
Just as I do, the most despicable event occurs.

This subhumanoid lizard pumps his shotgun and blasts her point blank.
A red shell falls out. Buckshot.
This isn't my Warden.
I apprehend him as he draws his taser to prevent it.
I cuff him, and I snap a little.

Just a little bit closer.

He screams for help.
How horrible I am.
How I'm doing all kinds of malicious things to his body.
How I'm insane.
How I'm an enemy.

Just a little bit closer.

He calls to them, but they do not answer.
They ask of me, but cannot find me.
For I've had enough.
And suffer the lizard for he has infuriated me.
And I plunge a syringe into him.

He screams a few more words about things he doesn't understand.
Not much I can do for him now.
And he flops over. Dead.

Just a little bit closer.

Thankfully the cat wasn't badly hurt.
Some gauze and bruise packs and she is alive again.
Laying on the bed, in the brig, without a care in the world.

Just a little bit closer.

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Re: HOS diaries - pain and punishment

Postby J_Madison » Wed Jun 28, 2017 1:22 pm #312975

Nilons wrote:Jmad are you okay

just tired.

that's all.

Just a little bit closer.

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Re: HOS diaries - pain and punishment

Postby imblyings » Wed Jun 28, 2017 3:36 pm #312998

J_Madison wrote:Case 7;
Losing it.
Every now and then I get someone real lonely.
They want to have friends.
And be with someone who holds power, or is interesting in some way.
Today was the day.
Yet I found myself pushed to the breaking point when I clearly had a friend now.

A catgirl came to my brig.
Layed on the floor.
And wanted to be brought into the brig.
An unusual start, but I cuff them and I bring them in.
Just as I do, the most despicable event occurs.

This subhumanoid lizard pumps his shotgun and blasts her point blank.
A red shell falls out. Buckshot.
This isn't my Warden.
I apprehend him as he draws his taser to prevent it.
I cuff him, and I snap a little.

Just a little bit closer.

He screams for help.
How horrible I am.
How I'm doing all kinds of malicious things to his body.
How I'm insane.
How I'm an enemy.

Just a little bit closer.

He calls to them, but they do not answer.
They ask of me, but cannot find me.
For I've had enough.
And suffer the lizard for he has infuriated me.
And I plunge a syringe into him.

He screams a few more words about things he doesn't understand.
Not much I can do for him now.
And he flops over. Dead.

Just a little bit closer.

Thankfully the cat wasn't badly hurt.
Some gauze and bruise packs and she is alive again.
Laying on the bed, in the brig, without a care in the world.

Just a little bit closer.


is this a confession that jmad always wanted a genetically engineered catgirl
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Re: HOS diaries - pain and punishment

Postby J_Madison » Thu Jun 29, 2017 1:23 pm #313280

Case 8;
Mercy.
Somebody has been messing around in robotics.
Screams of an enemy rattle my ears.
I take a deep breath.
Dust myself off.
And we start this all over again.

Our suspect. Roboticist. Half cat, half human.
She barely has time to speak when I cuff her and bring her to the brig.
On the way, I hear a little squeak.
A murmur.
"Please don't kill me HOS".

These words resonate through my mind.
Why would someone ask such a thing?
Why would anyone believe I could be such a monster?
Why are they afraid?
What have they done?

This isn't a case for simple red shirted mooks.
I bring her into the interrogation room, alone.
Fumbling in her pockets, I find the source of her doom.
A cryptographic sequencer, and a energy sword.
Her eyes widen in fear and her frown turns to a sad face.

"Please don't kill me HOS"
I ask her of what she was assigned and what remaining tools she has.
No answer, she is afraid I will hurt her.
These are the eyes and words of someone who is lost and afraid.
Someone with nobody to turn to and cornered.

I can't bring myself to kill her.
I'm not that kind of monster.
She's tied to a chair and completely pacified.
Please, just tell me what you have been forced to do.
The captain's jet pack is all she desires.

"Please don't hurt me HOS"
I demand she stays here, don't struggle out.
His quarters have been long bombed out.
Yet the jet pack remains.
Like stealing candy from a robot.

She was obedient and did what I asked.
Her head slung over in sadness and uncertainty.
I put the jet pack on the table, and her eyes light up.
"Thank you HOS!"
I want that uplink.

She pauses, she knows I am the deciding factor.
Her arms are tied.
No weapons on the table.
Her freedom and success in front of her.
731 Delta.

"Please spare me HOS"
I tax and relieve her of her contraband.
"I'll be good, I promise HOS"
She is an enemy, a traitor.
"I'll do my job and stay out of trouble, please HOS!"

But she's also obedient, and my prisoner.
In my mercy.
I stick two implants into her.
I demand to know everything she knows.
But, I am sated.

And she is released.
Under my ownership and responsibility.
Every step she makes I am aware.
And her life is in my care.
She goes back to making robots.

I watch her through the cameras.
Everywhere she goes.
She does her job diligently.
And repairs as she goes.
Not even a thought of defying my control.

But, beneath those begging words.
Under the eyes of fear.
Was a unbroken mind.
Willing to hurt.
Willing to rebel.

She climbs into her mech.
And meets with a scientist.
Arguing with the other man, she beats him to death.
Until she is reminded.
Who owns her.

Voices boom into her head.
Why did you do that.
Say sorry to him now.
Clone him right now.
I will forgive you.

She leaps out of the mech.
Dragging the dead man to medical.
No more defiance or bravado inside her.
She is truly broken.
And obedient.

More voices boom Ito her mind.
I demand she is to report to the brig.
Without hesitation she obeys.
And surrenders herself to me.
"Please don't kill me HOS"

I make only one demand from her.
Her sins are forgiven but not forgotten.
She hurts no more.
Not me or my officers.
And I won't hurt you.

She obeys every last word I've said.
Doesn't dare lay a finger on me or my officers.
And respectfully addresses me on the shuttle.
And gives me a hug, and a thanks.
I am content.

She doesn't even fight when the shuttle docks.
She stays there, content.
"Thanks for sparing me HOS"

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Re: HOS diaries - pain and punishment

Postby J_Madison » Thu Jun 29, 2017 7:13 pm #313332

imblyings wrote:
is this a confession that jmad always wanted a genetically engineered catgirl

absolutely not. this is a true story of my heroism, humanitarianism, tolerance, and equal treatment of all crew members whether they're human or cathuman and the lengths I will go to ensure there is no better enemy or friend than my security officers.

i am a humanitarian.

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Re: HOS diaries - pain and punishment

Postby iamgoofball » Thu Jun 29, 2017 8:30 pm #313347

i jerked off to this does it make me a security player?

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Re: HOS diaries - pain and punishment

Postby bandit » Thu Jun 29, 2017 10:00 pm #313383

iamgoofball wrote:i jerked off to this does it make me a security player?


no but it makes you j_mad
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Re: HOS diaries - pain and punishment

Postby imblyings » Fri Jun 30, 2017 10:24 am #313482

J_Madison wrote:
imblyings wrote:
is this a confession that jmad always wanted a genetically engineered catgirl

absolutely not.


>absolutely not

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Re: HOS diaries - pain and punishment

Postby J_Madison » Sat Jul 01, 2017 12:52 am #313607

imblyings wrote:
J_Madison wrote:
imblyings wrote:
is this a confession that jmad always wanted a genetically engineered catgirl

absolutely not.


>absolutely not

i did not have meta relations with that cat, female.

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Re: HOS diaries - pain and punishment

Postby J_Madison » Mon Jul 03, 2017 1:23 am #313846

Case 9;
Outsourcing;
Changelings have boarded my station.
The most dangerous game.
Deadlier than man.
Never an honourable enemy, never a reasonable friend.
No mercy.

Fortunately, this excuses me.
Several people are accused.
They have little to hide or fear from me.
If they are innocent.
I implant those I want my eyes on the most.

And the shift carries on.
Yet I silently catch an enemy.
A traitor.
But one hundred percent human, like me.
He solemnly hangs his head, knowing his fate is in my hands.

Yet few of my officers return.
And my trackers have detected a change in identity.
I've found myself a changeling.
I am not in the position to kill.
I look down to him in the eye, and ask of him a most loyal disloyal action.

His sins are forgiven.
I hand him a gun.
I implant his mind and mark him under my control.
Wind him up.
Step by step, heart to heart, left right left, like a toy soldier.

Every footstep of the changeling I track.
Quick march.
I nervously eye my soldier in the cameras.
Goose step.
He approaches the same room as the changeling.

Like any soldier, he keeps his composure.
His mission rests on his shoulder.
I send no more messages to his mind.
The cameras are down; I'm blind.
Yet one more messages rings through the channel.

No context.
Three words.
It's done, HOS.
And I need not tell him what to do.
For he already knows his task.

Wind him up.
Step by step.
Into the kitchen.
Taking orders.
Like a toy soldier.

I am glad to dismiss him, forsaking his past, under respectable terms.

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Re: HOS diaries - pain and punishment

Postby Grazyn » Thu Jul 06, 2017 8:18 am #314639

This whole thread is the definition of fascism. Take a bunch of despicable, repressed nobodies, the very scum of the earth, give them a uniform and absolute power over people, and this is what you get. Torture, sadism, fear.

This thread brings the SS back into SS13.

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Re: HOS diaries - pain and punishment

Postby J_Madison » Thu Jul 06, 2017 10:13 am #314644

Grazyn wrote:This whole thread is the definition of fascism. Take a bunch of despicable, repressed nobodies, the very scum of the earth, give them a uniform and absolute power over people, and this is what you get. Torture, sadism, fear.

This thread brings the SS back into SS13.

They're all scum. They should be beaten to an inch of their misbegotten lives.

Before I enlisted in Security, SS13 was a revolving door for all the maniacs in the station.
I kept them in, ME. Now I seee how wrong I was to punish those pathetic miscreants.

They're only symptoms; You're the cause.
The gutless sec, mindless bureaucrats, and coddling admins.

You should all be locked up, in a cell without a door.


Look how this behaviour is promoted and normalised.
It all starts with the permissive, spineless people.

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Re: HOS diaries - pain and punishment

Postby DemonFiren » Thu Jul 06, 2017 10:28 am #314645

i believe in the power of the collective
let the people police themselves
we need no security
we need no headstaff
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Re: HOS diaries - pain and punishment

Postby Grazyn » Thu Jul 06, 2017 11:52 am #314647

Nazi talk. "We didn't want to put you in the camps, but you left us no choice!"

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Re: HOS diaries - pain and punishment

Postby J_Madison » Thu Jul 06, 2017 1:33 pm #314663

Case 10;
Nuisance.
Enemies whizz through the station.
Power is completely out.
Bullets fly from quiet corners of the station.
One by one the civilians fall.
Total anarchy reigns.

We're all on alert.
Everyone itching to pull the trigger.
And in the corner of my eye I see a shadow.
Slinking into the captain's office.
Bang.

It wasn't my man.
Excuses fly out of his mouth as I cuff him.
I want to know why.
Why.
"Because the power is out"

It takes a second for me to realise his excuse.
It just doesn't register in my brain.
Why.
I explain to him the situation.
And I demand he cease.

There's bigger and better things to do.
And I release him.
My biggest mistake.
No sooner do I hear a request to move someone away.
It's the same damn guy.

All this ruckus he is causing.
And some small, quiet noises behind the door.
Asking me move him away.
Behind the door is three cat girls.
Huddling and hiding from the darkness and explosions of the station

There is nothing to be done here.
Begone. Walk away.
Turn around.
Cease.
And to the huddling trio, to put on some clothes.

No sooner than I complete a lap of the station I hear purring from my headset.
He's harassing them again.
This time with a gun.
Why.
He's scratched up.

He demands I arrest them.
Why.
She demands I arrest him.
He screams about a stunbaton they have.
And she hisses about the captain's laser gun.

Why.
I remove what he has stolen.
He broke in there again.
He causes all these problems.
He demands I take his side.

Why.
I take him away.
And to the trio of cats, to go purr in the gardens.
Why can't he just walk away.
Stop causing issues.

Just do your job instead of mine.

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Re: HOS diaries - pain and punishment

Postby J_Madison » Thu Jul 06, 2017 1:44 pm #314666

Grazyn wrote:Nazi talk. "We didn't want to put you in the camps, but you left us no choice!"


Is it really nazism?
The fact that I bare the weight of sacrificing one fun to ensure others?

Or the completely unreasonable people.
The fact that I put my life on the line to deal with these kind of people.

And to entertain others.
The fact that I would put so much effort to protect and serve those who don't reward me back.

And the guidelines and standards I set and follow.

They can name all the mistakes and bad things I've done, and I am not without sin.
But they can't name any of the things others have done that I have prevented or stopped.

Now I'm about to step back into my shoes. I've got to bust an enemy and try to make everyone's round great.
People have died and the scene isn't pretty.

Now I take offense to that when I'm called something so insulting when you focus on my failures of which I try to have so few.

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Re: HOS diaries - pain and punishment

Postby Screemonster » Thu Jul 06, 2017 2:11 pm #314673

J_Madison wrote:Just do your job instead of mine.

ngl I take a very certain pleasure in throwing the book at vigilantes

especially if they're doing shit like stealing the cap's laser so they can validhunt better, nothing gets a validhunter saltier than when their insane prepping falls into "acting like an antag" and gets them dunked in turn

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Re: HOS diaries - pain and punishment

Postby calzilla1 » Thu Jul 06, 2017 2:33 pm #314679

If we removed head staff it would just become an oligarchy with science reigning supreme in the long run
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Re: HOS diaries - pain and punishment

Postby DemonFiren » Thu Jul 06, 2017 6:13 pm #314722

calzilla1 wrote:If we removed head staff it would just become an oligarchy with science reigning supreme in the long run

please
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Re: HOS diaries - pain and punishment

Postby imblyings » Thu Jul 06, 2017 6:33 pm #314727

in this i must agree with the filthy lizard
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Re: HOS diaries - pain and punishment

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i'm a very clean lizard you emu
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