Ye catgirl

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Ye catgirl

Postby Shezza » Tue Sep 26, 2017 8:05 pm #341055

you must pet ye catgirl

the room is dimly lit and there is a small table in front of you with ye catgirl on it

what do you do



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Re: Ye catgirl

Postby calzilla1 » Tue Sep 26, 2017 8:06 pm #341056

Fug the dark. Get eatted by grue
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Re: Ye catgirl

Postby Shezza » Tue Sep 26, 2017 8:07 pm #341057

the room is dimly lit enough for the grue to be repelled

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Re: Ye catgirl

Postby oranges » Tue Sep 26, 2017 8:10 pm #341060

I pet the catgirl

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Re: Ye catgirl

Postby Shezza » Tue Sep 26, 2017 8:10 pm #341061

you try to pet the catgirl

you realize its just a hologram of ye catgirl
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Re: Ye catgirl

Postby Shezza » Tue Sep 26, 2017 8:11 pm #341063

you pull out ye incendiary grenade and try to burn ye catgirl

you just confirmed that its indeed a hologram

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Re: Ye catgirl

Postby Shezza » Tue Sep 26, 2017 8:22 pm #341069

you try to use ye hacking skills to disable the hologram

the projector is mounted on the ceiling which your spessmen brain is incapable of processing

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Re: Ye catgirl

Postby oranges » Tue Sep 26, 2017 8:41 pm #341080

I lewd the catgirl

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Re: Ye catgirl

Postby Shezza » Tue Sep 26, 2017 8:48 pm #341081

you try to lewd the hologram

fortunately for the catgirl its not a two way hologram

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Re: Ye catgirl

Postby BeeSting12 » Tue Sep 26, 2017 9:06 pm #341089

Look for exits
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Re: Ye catgirl

Postby Xhagi » Wed Sep 27, 2017 1:13 am #341153

Realize you are ye catgirl.
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Re: Ye catgirl

Postby NoH8OnlyLove » Wed Sep 27, 2017 1:35 am #341168

Commit suicide
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Re: Ye catgirl

Postby Gun Hog » Wed Sep 27, 2017 3:17 am #341183

I pull out my laser pointer and cast the beam across the catgirl-hologram's field of vision.

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Re: Ye catgirl

Postby oranges » Wed Sep 27, 2017 5:29 am #341205

I lewd the catgirl to satisfaction

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Re: Ye catgirl

Postby bandit » Wed Sep 27, 2017 11:55 am #341228

*wag
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Re: Ye catgirl

Postby calzilla1 » Wed Sep 27, 2017 11:56 am #341230

bandit wrote:*wag

*scream
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Quality debate brought to you by ColonicAcid wrote:imagine having this little empathy

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Re: Ye catgirl

Postby Shezza » Wed Sep 27, 2017 1:53 pm #341254

BeeSting12 wrote:Look for exits


There is one red door to your right
And one blue door to your left

Xhagi wrote:Realize you are ye catgirl.


You try to convince yourself that you're indeed ye catgirl

you don't know if it worked or not

NoH8OnlyLove wrote:Commit suicide


You try to commit suicide but you can't find the hopline

Gun Hog wrote:I pull out my laser pointer and cast the beam across the catgirl-hologram's field of vision.


you try to play with ye catgirl

but the hologram is still one way only

oranges wrote:I lewd the catgirl to satisfaction


thankfully the hologram is still one way only

bandit wrote:*wag


you wag your tail

calzilla1 wrote:*scream


you scream

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Re: Ye catgirl

Postby Gun Hog » Wed Sep 27, 2017 3:48 pm #341285

I attempt to set the gravity plating to "invert" as a way of turning the ceiling into a floor, thus granting me access to the holopad.

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Re: Ye catgirl

Postby calzilla1 » Wed Sep 27, 2017 4:07 pm #341289

Go through the eed door, and thus, the red pill
Life is too short for anything meaningful and too long for anything memeingful
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Quality debate brought to you by ColonicAcid wrote:imagine having this little empathy

do you have autism bud? does your brain not see these people as humans? are they just a faceless statistic to you?

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Re: Ye catgirl

Postby Shezza » Wed Sep 27, 2017 5:25 pm #341309

Gun Hog wrote:I attempt to set the gravity plating to "invert" as a way of turning the ceiling into a floor, thus granting me access to the holopad.


You attempt to find gravity controls

But you can't find any in this room

calzilla1 wrote:Go through the red door, and thus, the red pill


You go outside

It smells like sewers. The sky is filled with clouds, trash lies all around the horizon. You don't like staying here.

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Re: Ye catgirl

Postby DemonFiren » Wed Sep 27, 2017 10:09 pm #341430

identify ye catgirl
ye handy chart
Spoiler:
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non-lizard things:
Spoiler:
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Re: Ye catgirl

Postby Shezza » Wed Sep 27, 2017 10:56 pm #341446

DemonFiren wrote:identify ye catgirl
ye handy chart
Spoiler:
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ye catgirl is not a furry

its ye catgirl

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Re: Ye catgirl

Postby J_Madison » Wed Sep 27, 2017 11:01 pm #341448

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Re: Ye catgirl

Postby DemonFiren » Thu Sep 28, 2017 10:47 am #341559

Shezza wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:identify ye catgirl
ye handy chart
Spoiler:
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ye catgirl is not a furry

its ye catgirl

what you mean to say is
it's not a girl cat
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Re: Ye catgirl

Postby oranges » Thu Sep 28, 2017 10:59 am #341562

lewd the cat girl a third time

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Re: Ye catgirl

Postby Shezza » Thu Sep 28, 2017 11:01 am #341564

oranges wrote:lewd the cat girl a third time


you try to lewd the hologram for the third time

but you can't get it up

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Re: Ye catgirl

Postby oranges » Thu Sep 28, 2017 11:03 am #341565

It's been at least 24 hours

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Re: Ye catgirl

Postby oranges » Thu Sep 28, 2017 11:07 am #341569

DM let me reroll I have a die of fate

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Re: Ye catgirl

Postby GarlicBread » Thu Sep 28, 2017 11:47 am #341584

Go back through the red door and rifle through the trash like a degenerate

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Re: Ye catgirl

Postby imblyings » Thu Sep 28, 2017 12:22 pm #341589

yell that if ye cattegyrl gets its ass to where i am right now there is fancy feast waiting for it
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Re: Ye catgirl

Postby bandit » Thu Sep 28, 2017 12:43 pm #341596

Start nyaa-ing
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admin feedback pls

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Re: Ye catgirl

Postby calzilla1 » Thu Sep 28, 2017 12:51 pm #341601

Start reciting Woody Got Wood
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Quality debate brought to you by ColonicAcid wrote:imagine having this little empathy

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Re: Ye catgirl

Postby Shezza » Thu Sep 28, 2017 12:54 pm #341604

GarlicBread wrote:Go back through the red door and rifle through the trash like a degenerate


You find a RED KEY

You put it in your inventory

imblyings wrote:yell that if ye cattegyrl gets its ass to where i am right now there is fancy feast waiting for it


You yell at the hologram

It doesn't respond

bandit wrote:Start nyaa-ing


You start nyaa-ing

Nothing interesting happens.

calzilla1 wrote:Start reciting Woody Got Wood


You recite woody got wood

Nothing interesting happens.

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Re: Ye catgirl

Postby Nilons » Thu Sep 28, 2017 1:51 pm #341630

pr removal ye catgirl
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Re: Ye catgirl

Postby Slignerd » Thu Sep 28, 2017 2:08 pm #341635

mew
It would appear that I'm a high RP weeb who hates roleplay and anime.

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Re: Ye catgirl

Postby iamgoofball » Thu Sep 28, 2017 3:14 pm #341642

Nilons wrote:pr removal ye catgirl

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Re: Ye catgirl

Postby Shezza » Thu Sep 28, 2017 3:41 pm #341652

Nilons wrote:pr removal ye catgirl


You PR the removal of catgirls

It gets closed

iamgoofball wrote:
Nilons wrote:pr removal ye catgirl


You PR the removal of catgirls

It gets closed but maintainers are even more salty than the last time

Sligneris wrote:mew


mew

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Re: Ye catgirl

Postby iamgoofball » Thu Sep 28, 2017 7:00 pm #341756

Reopen and merge the pr removal

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Re: Ye catgirl

Postby Nilons » Thu Sep 28, 2017 7:03 pm #341760

make a super autistic thread about how theyre ruining the game
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Re: Ye catgirl

Postby BeeSting12 » Thu Sep 28, 2017 7:38 pm #341775

try going through the blue door
Edward Sloan, THE LAW
Melanie Flowers, Catgirl
Borgasm, Cyborg
Spoiler:
OOC: Hunterh98: to be fair sloan is one of the, if not the, most robust folks on tg

DEAD: Schlomo Gaskin says, "sloan may be a faggot but he gets the job done"

DEAD: Rei Ayanami says, "YOU'RE EVERYWHERE WHERE BAD SHIT IS HAPPENING"
DEAD: Rei Ayanami says, "IT'S ALWAYS FUCKING EDWARD SLOAN"
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hows my driving?

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Re: Ye catgirl

Postby Shezza » Thu Sep 28, 2017 8:07 pm #341782

iamgoofball wrote:Reopen and merge the pr removal


You try to reopen the PR

You are not a maintainer

Nilons wrote:make a super autistic thread about how theyre ruining the game


You make a super autistic thread about how theyre ruining the game

Some people get upset

BeeSting12 wrote:try going through the blue door


You go through the blue door, ye catgirl is there

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Re: Ye catgirl

Postby Slignerd » Thu Sep 28, 2017 8:09 pm #341784

I mew at ye catgirl
It would appear that I'm a high RP weeb who hates roleplay and anime.

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Re: Ye catgirl

Postby Shezza » Thu Sep 28, 2017 8:11 pm #341789

Sligneris wrote:I mew at ye catgirl


you mew at ye catgirl

it mews back

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Re: Ye catgirl

Postby BeeSting12 » Thu Sep 28, 2017 8:18 pm #341793

I pet ye catgirl
Edward Sloan, THE LAW
Melanie Flowers, Catgirl
Borgasm, Cyborg
Spoiler:
OOC: Hunterh98: to be fair sloan is one of the, if not the, most robust folks on tg

DEAD: Schlomo Gaskin says, "sloan may be a faggot but he gets the job done"

DEAD: Rei Ayanami says, "YOU'RE EVERYWHERE WHERE BAD SHIT IS HAPPENING"
DEAD: Rei Ayanami says, "IT'S ALWAYS FUCKING EDWARD SLOAN"
oranges wrote:Bee sting is honestly the nicest admin, I look forward to seeing him as a headmin one day


[2020-05-21 01:21:48.923] SAY: Crippo/(Impala Chainee) "Shaggy Voice - She like... wants to get Eiffel Towered bro!!" (Brig (125, 166, 2))

hows my driving?

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Re: Ye catgirl

Postby oranges » Thu Sep 28, 2017 8:21 pm #341796

I lewd the catgirl in the blue door room

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Re: Ye catgirl

Postby naltronix » Thu Sep 28, 2017 8:52 pm #341803

>find welder
>find fueltank
>welderbomb
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memes lie unseen down in ze spoiler
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Re: Ye catgirl

Postby Shezza » Thu Sep 28, 2017 9:38 pm #341840

BeeSting12 wrote:I pet ye catgirl


You reach out to pet ye catgirl

But you cannot pet ye strongest catgirl, you must find ye weaker catgirl to pet

oranges wrote:I lewd the catgirl in the blue door room


You try to lewd ye catgirl in the blue door room

But you cannot lewd ye strongest catgirl, you must find ye weaker catgirl to lewd

naltronix wrote:>find welder
>find fueltank
>welderbomb


You get banned by icepax for welderbombing :thelaw:

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Re: Ye catgirl

Postby calzilla1 » Thu Sep 28, 2017 11:50 pm #341882

Write complaint against Icepacks after making a successful ban appeal
Life is too short for anything meaningful and too long for anything memeingful
Super Aggro Crag wrote:The best shitpost youll ever be responsible for will be your obituary.

Quality debate brought to you by ColonicAcid wrote:imagine having this little empathy

do you have autism bud? does your brain not see these people as humans? are they just a faceless statistic to you?

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