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BeeSting12 wrote:I pet ye catgirl

You reach out to pet ye catgirl

But you cannot pet ye strongest catgirl, you must find ye weaker catgirl to pet

oranges wrote:I lewd the catgirl in the blue door room

You try to lewd ye catgirl in the blue door room

But you cannot lewd ye strongest catgirl, you must find ye weaker catgirl to lewd

naltronix wrote:>find welder
>find fueltank
>welderbomb

You get banned by icepax for welderbombing

Write complaint against Icepacks after making a successful ban appeal

I dunno search trashworld for tutorial catgrille

calzilla1 wrote:Write complaint against Icepacks after making a successful ban appeal

You write a complaint and icepacks gets deadmined

GarlicBread wrote:I dunno search trashworld for tutorial catgrille

You search the world for tutorial catgrille

But your combat level is too low.

I join the /tg/station server in search for ye catgirl

I pet myself

Sligneris wrote:I join the /tg/station server in search for ye catgirl

Silly, there are no catgirls on /tg/station server

Thunder11 wrote:I pet myself

You pet yourself

You wonder why you want ye catgirl

calzilla1 wrote:You wonder why you want ye catgirl

You pawnder why you want ye catgirl

This leads you further spiraling towards depression

I take a moment from my depression to examine my surroundings and my own possessions.

Gun Hog wrote:I take a moment from my depression to examine my surroundings and my own possessions.

You are currently in the red door trashworld, you have a red key in your possession.

There are few humanoid shapes on the horizon.

Shezza wrote:

Sligneris wrote:I join the /tg/station server in search for ye catgirl

Silly, there are no catgirls on /tg/station server

I try again

Get ye flask

Do things to the catgirl that would get me banned.

Anonmare wrote:Get ye flask

You get ye flask, and notice it was quite easy all along.

The Clowns Pocket wrote:Do things to the catgirl that would get me banned.

You do things to the holographic catgirl that would get you banned normally.

But its a hologram and it doesn't care.

I could make it care.

Realize catgirls have been removed from the config

realize op is a piece of shit and the kind of person who should actually neck themselves and stream it

Grab a length of metal from garbage an go fite da humies

DrPillzRedux wrote:realize op is a piece of shit and the kind of person who should actually neck themselves and stream it

the sad thing is that just this once shillz is probably right

Anonmare wrote:I could make it care.

Its a one way hologram

GarlicBread wrote:Grab a length of metal from garbage an go fite da humies

You grab a metal bar and go fight humies

You gain 3 attack, strenght and defence levels. Also 5 hitpoint levels.

Your current combat level is 7.

I slay the thot

Impale the metal rod so far up my own ass that it causes internal bleeding

thot_slayer wrote:I slay the thot

You cannot slay the thot, your combat level is too low.

bman wrote:Impale the metal rod so far up my own ass that it causes internal bleeding

you get banned from the thread for breaking rule 8

Grind levels on the humies

Also grind the metal shard across their faces

Invite the catgirl to come to citadel with me

I examine the bodies of the previous humanoids for loot!

Make lotsa spaghetti for me and my waifu

Find Runtime

I channel my inner ye catgirl.

Nya

Anonmare wrote:Make lotsa spaghetti for me and my waifu

WAIFU WHAT THE FUCK you are NOT allowed to twotime on me

Tape metal bitz to da pole tah make a choppa

I meow at ye catgirl

kill it. im only into trannys.

Now, if the catgirl is actually a cat-tranny though...

are you going to stalk the catgirl for six years before finally waking up and seeking the mental help you needed?

ShadowDimentio wrote:Grind levels on the humies

Also grind the metal shard across their faces

You grind the levels on humies your combat level has risen to 30 but you still only have bronze equipement

Qbmax32 wrote:Invite the catgirl to come to citadel with me

You invite ye catgirl but you realize she's still a hologram

Damn...

Gun Hog wrote:I examine the bodies of the previous humanoids for loot!

You find some bones, gold coins, iron dagger and some fishing bait.

Anonmare wrote:Make lotsa spaghetti for me and my waifu

Your cooking level is too low

bandit wrote:Find Runtime

You try and find a runtime but its been patched already

cedarbridge wrote:I channel my inner ye catgirl.

Nya

You channel your inner catgirl. Nya~

GarlicBread wrote:Tape metal bitz to da pole tah make a choppa

You make a iron battleaxe.

Thunder11 wrote:I meow at ye catgirl

You meow at ye holographic catgirl.

The Clowns Pocket wrote:kill it. im only into trannys.

Now, if the catgirl is actually a cat-tranny though...

You try to find out if the catgirl is a tranny but you can't determine that from the hologram.

I look for ye catgirl's on/off switch

Use mai intimidatin' charm to round up sum bois sah we can go an find dis 'ere catumie

I count the gold coins and go all in on Nekocoin.

I see ye catgirl and remember what I saw.
I take the saw and saw the trashcan,
I take the two halves of the trashcan to make a whole,
I look at the people and ask them who I am, they both say You,
Now that the double u is gone I use the hole and get the fuck out of this kinky ass place.

I obtain the table and throw it at ye bluedoor catgirl

Rally to me, catpeople.

oranges wrote:are you going to stalk the catgirl for six years before finally waking up and seeking the mental help you needed?

only if she has a twitter thats easy to follow

I say Hi to the catgirl.

kill shezza

I revive ye catgirl!

i *flip out of the room

WAAAAAAGGGHHHHH

rocks fall
everyone dies