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So. Getting saucy.

Would or has your character had sex on-station?
Did you RP any implications beyond the likely mercurial joining, such as a ~relationship~ or work troubles, lifestyle/personality changes, etc.?

Erik has become a bit more confident since his on-station trysts with Jace and somehow more often ends up in command roles because I feel like it at the time. The former of these things hasn't been very decided in its outcome yet, with both positive and negative reactions from people on-station; the second of these has resulted in increased stress, shouting, panic-drinking, and a lack of the aforementioned nookie due to DUTIES (so far as to have been BWOINKED for RPing while HoS during a wizard round after the wizard was supposedly gone/dead.) 5/10 would greytide for good times.

The round ends when the wizard dies, so you would know whether or not they're actually dead.
Also, no. No ERP for me.
One of my other characters who I don't play anymore went on a date once. That's it, though.

one of my earlier characters was straight up asexual
now they aren't but nah
i'll say lewd shit and be saucy but no cyberfucking

One of my characters is unofficially engaged and I am excited for him.

The other one is married and is a family man, a true patriot.

One of my characters is dating a computer.

The other character is a computer.

They're not dating each other.

Andrew's forever alone because flat character stand-in.

Where the fuck is nativeforeigner

Think I've said this, but Ronald and Clark McCoy are married. Wooo buttsex.

paprika wrote:Where the fuck is nativeforeigner

Also on Bay. (Except she went to Fanime this weekend with all the nerds.)

That's a bummer but I also saw it coming for a while now

Ash seems to get into some fairly terrible relationships, like emotionally unstable nurse that fucked everyone and magical animu girl who got possessed by some cult magic and has dissapeared for months. Sooo, she's probably going to be single for the rest of her life.

This isn't really specifically aimed at anyone, just wanted to ramble a bit about stupid things I've done.
I remember when I first started playing August, and when I really wanted to give off the "eeeeeeevil"vibe, I would make some characters built around him.
Like, I once made a Lawyer called Jake Kelly or something. For ten rounds I played him. He was a refugee from one of August's factories, kidnapped as a kid to be put to work. He couldn't read, couldn't write, but was a loveable lug that wouldn't hurt a kitten. I hinted at his background a lot and actually ended up sharing it with a lot of people.
The round before I stopped playing him, he kept talking to my fellow Security members about how someone threw a severed head through his window with the words "we're coming" carved into it. He payed it no mind, like the idiot he is, but everyone else was slightly concerned.
The next round, as August, I made an announcement at round start saying
"We regret to inform you that Jake Kelly has died of natural causes of age 19. May he rest in peace."
and the Head of Security ran to my office and started threatening me with death while the crew called absolute bullshit.
Was fun. Don't really do stuff like that anymore.

That's creative and also quite interesting, good on you

Lovecraft wrote:Your special snowflake character is sitting at their home, watching the news.
The station, called "Liberty News Network", broadcasts three major pieces, most of which deal with aliens.
"This just in! Word has it that the Super Duper Court that rules over the Sybil, Basil, and Artyom sectors of space, has just declared that members of different alien races may now intermarry!"
How does your character feel about this?

Ural dosen't even react as he washes his hands of grease, blood (his, mostly), and dirt after a days work.

Lovecraft wrote: "We've just received disturbing reports that mega corporation "Finster Corp." may still be using alien slavery! While we have nothing concrete, inside informants suggest that the company is still purchasing slaves from the Syndicate Market and is putting them to work in mining facilities with conditions akin to the Space Concentration Camps of the 2nd Holocaust!"
Does your character approve of the enslavement of alien races?

Ural despises slavery in all forms, after all, more slaves mean less work for paid workers like himself.

Lovecraft wrote: "And to end our broadcast, we'd like to remind those at home that we are still holding our "Steak" poll. How does the galaxy like it's steak? Vote now and see if your choice ranks high!"
How does your character like their goddamn steak?

Edible and big.

paprika wrote:That's creative and also quite interesting, good on you

T-Thanks.
I also played out a young, greaser officer who lived in the Centcom Housing with his ma having is ma kidnapped by Finster thugs until the officer agreed to work for him.
There's also a ton of other things, but that would delve into boring special snowflakey stories that I used to write as a kid.

Lovecraft wrote: I also played out a young, greaser officer who lived in the Centcom Housing with his ma having is ma kidnapped by Finster thugs until the officer agreed to work for him.
There's also a ton of other things, but that would delve into boring special snowflakey stories that I used to write as a kid.

Little things like this is why Finster is my favorite character. He's a cartoon villain, what's not to like?

Mat13295 wrote:Ash seems to get into some fairly terrible relationships, like emotionally unstable nurse that fucked everyone and magical animu girl who got possessed by some cult magic and has dissapeared for months. Sooo, she's probably going to be single for the rest of her life.

This is litterally a soft way of saying Ashlyn needs romance in her life, Prospective sphessmen should be encouraged.

Also Rigel is now officially with Kenzie. RnD may be slightly slower, But you are less likely to die to a grey haired scientist with a massive borg army.

autumn can only get with dysfunctional broken people to compensate and contrast her optimistic and care-free attitude.

ThoughtSynapsis wrote:

Mat13295 wrote:Ash seems to get into some fairly terrible relationships, like emotionally unstable nurse that fucked everyone and magical animu girl who got possessed by some cult magic and has dissapeared for months. Sooo, she's probably going to be single for the rest of her life.

This is litterally a soft way of saying Ashlyn needs romance in her life, Prospective sphessmen should be encouraged.

Also Rigel is now officially with Kenzie. RnD may be slightly slower, But you are less likely to die to a grey haired scientist with a massive borg army.

Kenzie always wishes she could cheer Ashlyn up even though she doesn't really know her.

Also prepare for super cheesy science romance <3 At least Kenzie and John are fast researchers to begin with so if we get a little distracted oh well. Science!

science is for fucking nerds
all the cool people work in medbay

Security or go home.

New topic for a new page;
SS13 is getting an animated series, and your character is the star! Who would you want to do your character's voice?
Remember to provide a sample of past roles, because we haven't all heard of your VA waifu!

doc hammer of course

Assistant Kahnate of the Jobless Horde 4 Lyfe

Mike Pollock
aka Eggman
[youtube]BhKhd5GX3LU[/youtube]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIoBrob3bjI
Tom Lehrer for Erik Highlands, except talking a bit softer and higher, without the singing capability.

Jennifer Hale
[youtube]F3YCDGSs9rU[/youtube]

Sean Maher.

Megumi Takamoto

Uguu

Psyentific wrote: Remember to provide a sample of past roles, because we haven't all heard of your VA waifu!

>:[

basically the about-to-be-executed
[youtube]QzDCH_MGQXI[/youtube]

Autotune.

I have no idea actually.... kidnap some random girl off the street in Stanley, Falkland Islands for Chrys... and for Rex, Myself I guess?

Admittedly, Steve-O the Clown(Or occasionally Space-O when I get back)... Okay that's obvious.

Your average chick from Moscow, probably.

Does anyone have a character they would describe as ugly?
I mean, I know we have a lot of 9/10 would date ladies on the station, but it's always nice to see diversity.
August, being the height of a dwarfing and an albino, certainly isn't winning the Miss Station pageant anytime soon.

Mat13295 wrote:Your average chick from Moscow, probably.

Because ashlyn wolfe or whatev is totally a russian name right

Autumn is averagely attractive.

Chrys is decently attractive, somewhat pearshaped.

Rex could be attractive if he wasn't an uncaring gigantic asshole and took care of his appearance.

Steve-O is Steve-O.

Lovecraft wrote:Does anyone have a character they would describe as ugly?

Molly is asian and has the benefit of young asian males looking like asian women so yeah but it's really a perspective kind of thing because he's an ugly person even if he looks like a jpop star cosplaying jotaro

Lovecraft wrote:Does anyone have a character they would describe as ugly?
I mean, I know we have a lot of 9/10 would date ladies on the station, but it's always nice to see diversity.
August, being the height of a dwarfing and an albino, certainly isn't winning the Miss Station pageant anytime soon.

Janet's, mmm, 7/10? She's got demlegs, but everything else is average. Tall as heck, though. Females don't come in 6'2 very often.

Psyentific wrote:

Lovecraft wrote:Does anyone have a character they would describe as ugly?
I mean, I know we have a lot of 9/10 would date ladies on the station, but it's always nice to see diversity.
August, being the height of a dwarfing and an albino, certainly isn't winning the Miss Station pageant anytime soon.

Janet's, mmm, 7/10? She's got demlegs, but everything else is average. Tall as heck, though. Females don't come in 6'2 very often.

Autumn is 6'1''. Almost zero body fat. The definition of a lanky, scrappy fucker.

420goslingboy69 wrote:Autumn is averagely attractive.

With her hygiene?

DESPITE POPULAR OPINION Rigel looks like an acceptable average male. On occasion however he will have horribly baggy eyes and disheveled hair due to long nights of science. Speaking of which his hair actually feel's really nice and smooth. The only person who knows this is Kenzie, Everyone else thinks he's ancient.

Pandarsenic wrote:

420goslingboy69 wrote:Autumn is averagely attractive.

With her hygiene?

You take years of not showering and you'll notice that it actually makes a person look pretty vibrant. It's not like she isn't unclean.

420goslingboy69 wrote:

Pandarsenic wrote:

420goslingboy69 wrote:Autumn is averagely attractive.

With her hygiene?

...years of not showering... ...It's not like she isn't unclean.

Okay, keep thinking that you filthy space irish.

Lovecraft wrote:Does anyone have a character they would describe as ugly?
I mean, I know we have a lot of 9/10 would date ladies on the station, but it's always nice to see diversity.
August, being the height of a dwarfing and an albino, certainly isn't winning the Miss Station pageant anytime soon.

Well, Ural is definatly about as good looking as a low-income odd-job worker is.
So he is very ugly and rarely washes.

Lovecraft wrote:Does anyone have a character they would describe as ugly?
I mean, I know we have a lot of 9/10 would date ladies on the station, but it's always nice to see diversity.
August, being the height of a dwarfing and an albino, certainly isn't winning the Miss Station pageant anytime soon.

Why would anyone be ugly when genetics magic can make anyone into a sexy anime girl?

WeeYakk wrote:

Lovecraft wrote:Does anyone have a character they would describe as ugly?
I mean, I know we have a lot of 9/10 would date ladies on the station, but it's always nice to see diversity.
August, being the height of a dwarfing and an albino, certainly isn't winning the Miss Station pageant anytime soon.

Why would anyone be ugly when genetics magic can make anyone into a sexy anime girl?

Autumn would opt out of it because it's unnatural

420goslingboy69 wrote:

WeeYakk wrote:

Lovecraft wrote:Does anyone have a character they would describe as ugly?
I mean, I know we have a lot of 9/10 would date ladies on the station, but it's always nice to see diversity.
August, being the height of a dwarfing and an albino, certainly isn't winning the Miss Station pageant anytime soon.

Why would anyone be ugly when genetics magic can make anyone into a sexy anime girl?

Autumn would opt out of it because it's unnatural

Spoiler:

as would I

I would make myself look like the hottest motherfucker on planet babe

WeeYakk wrote:

Lovecraft wrote:Does anyone have a character they would describe as ugly?
I mean, I know we have a lot of 9/10 would date ladies on the station, but it's always nice to see diversity.
August, being the height of a dwarfing and an albino, certainly isn't winning the Miss Station pageant anytime soon.

Why would anyone be ugly when genetics magic can make anyone into a sexy anime girl?

Isn't heather north an ic disgusting fujoshi

Huh. I suppose I should add that August has a rugged, almost wolfish appearance about him. Obviously he's older than a lot of the station staff, so he's got a bit of a wrinkly face.
Though he bleaches his teeth, so they're pitch white. The only thing he's altered about himself would be his eyes, which he's had dyed red.
When he was younger though he was a 10/10 would bang young business man who also happened to be lightweight champion of the Basil Sector.