Grab the Nuke Disk!!!

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Grab the Nuke Disk!!!

Postby Spacemanspark » Tue Apr 22, 2014 7:52 pm #1207

Continuation of previous thread.
It sits on a table in the station.
:^)



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Re: Grab the Nuke Disk!!!

Postby Cheridan » Tue Apr 22, 2014 11:34 pm #1247

*grabs the disc and puts it in the deep-fryer
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Re: Grab the Nuke Disk!!!

Postby Remie Richards » Tue Apr 22, 2014 11:37 pm #1248

Swaps Cheridan and the Nuke Disk's locations and Deep fry's Cheridan.
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Re: Grab the Nuke Disk!!!

Postby QuantumDelpha » Wed Apr 23, 2014 5:28 am #1279

I move Cheridan to the grill, then the cereal maker, then the cereal maker again, then deep fry the box of box of box of grilled deepfried cheridan cereal cereal cereal, then fry it, then fry it again, then deep fry it, then turn it into cereal, then turn the cereal into cereal again, then turn put the cereal on the grill, then grill it again, then grill it again, then deep fry it, then grill it again, then deep fry it, then inject it with 1 unit of Mint toxin and put it out for assistants to eat.
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Re: Grab the Nuke Disk!!!

Postby Neerti » Wed Apr 23, 2014 5:51 am #1282

I abuse my admin powers to varedit the nuke disk's loc to go to myself.
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Re: Grab the Nuke Disk!!!

Postby Jalleo » Wed Apr 23, 2014 9:27 am #1320

I blow up Neerti and use a hacked in pinpointer to locate the nuke disk is now in engineering. And the singularity is about to escape....

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Re: Grab the Nuke Disk!!!

Postby peoplearestrange » Wed Apr 23, 2014 12:11 pm #1339

I pick up the nuke disk and put it in a bag of holding throwing the bag and contents into the singularity. Disk respawns
Whatever
Spoiler:
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IM TRYING

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Re: Grab the Nuke Disk!!!

Postby Vekter » Fri Apr 25, 2014 8:43 am #1823

I grab the disk off the table and hide it in a random book in the library.
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Spoiler:
Reply PM from-REDACTED/(REDACTED): i tried to remove the bruises by changing her gender

PM: Bluespace->Delaron: Nobody wants a mime's asscheeks farting on their brig windows.

PM: REDACTED->HotelBravoLima: Oh come on, knowing that these are hostile aliens is metagaming

[17:43] <Aranclanos> any other question ping me again
[17:43] <Vekter> Aranclanos for nicest coder 2015
[17:44] <Aranclanos> fuck you

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Re: Grab the Nuke Disk!!!

Postby SergeantSkread » Mon Apr 28, 2014 8:23 pm #2564

i search all the books for the disc, find it, and put it in a cake under 150 sheets of paper

then i space every remotely sharp item on the station
also blunt item
i space every item on the station that does more than 1 damage

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Re: Grab the Nuke Disk!!!

Postby Drynwyn » Mon Apr 28, 2014 11:07 pm #2592

I use altclick to pick up the cake and eat it. Then I run off with the disc.
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Re: Grab the Nuke Disk!!!

Postby Vekter » Tue Apr 29, 2014 1:36 am #2605

I emag Beepsky. He arrests you, curses you out and I take off with the disk.
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Spoiler:
Reply PM from-REDACTED/(REDACTED): i tried to remove the bruises by changing her gender

PM: Bluespace->Delaron: Nobody wants a mime's asscheeks farting on their brig windows.

PM: REDACTED->HotelBravoLima: Oh come on, knowing that these are hostile aliens is metagaming

[17:43] <Aranclanos> any other question ping me again
[17:43] <Vekter> Aranclanos for nicest coder 2015
[17:44] <Aranclanos> fuck you

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Re: Grab the Nuke Disk!!!

Postby Fuzzeldorf » Tue Apr 29, 2014 4:51 am #2627

Vekter wrote:I emag Beepsky. He arrests you, curses you out and I take off with the disk.


you slip on the floor that I mopped, i point smugly to a wet floor sign, then run off with the disk

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Re: Grab the Nuke Disk!!!

Postby AseaHeru » Thu May 01, 2014 2:26 pm #3096

I blink next to you, blind you and grab it before blinking off again into space.

The disk is in space.
I am located here, lurking in your posts, leaving piles of transparent wordings and being confused. Oh, I also try to map...

This, this is an example of what I leave for you.
Also, these days I mostly play Ursit McStation, mostly because I like roleplay.

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Re: Grab the Nuke Disk!!!

Postby Kraso » Fri May 02, 2014 5:54 pm #3349

I spawn in a second nuke disk with my metafriend admin connections and pick it up
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Re: Grab the Nuke Disk!!!

Postby AseaHeru » Sat May 03, 2014 4:04 pm #3490

I contact my Metafriend headmin connections* and have that disk deleted and the admin demoted.
Disk is still in space, right next to a wall.


*I do not, now probably ever will, have any Metafriend admin connections, letalone one with a headmin.
I am located here, lurking in your posts, leaving piles of transparent wordings and being confused. Oh, I also try to map...

This, this is an example of what I leave for you.
Also, these days I mostly play Ursit McStation, mostly because I like roleplay.

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Re: Grab the Nuke Disk!!!

Postby Vekter » Mon May 12, 2014 6:59 am #5378

I jack a rigsuit and jetpack out to grab it.
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Spoiler:
Reply PM from-REDACTED/(REDACTED): i tried to remove the bruises by changing her gender

PM: Bluespace->Delaron: Nobody wants a mime's asscheeks farting on their brig windows.

PM: REDACTED->HotelBravoLima: Oh come on, knowing that these are hostile aliens is metagaming

[17:43] <Aranclanos> any other question ping me again
[17:43] <Vekter> Aranclanos for nicest coder 2015
[17:44] <Aranclanos> fuck you

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Re: Grab the Nuke Disk!!!

Postby AseaHeru » Mon May 12, 2014 12:37 pm #5432

My husked corpse salutes you.
I am located here, lurking in your posts, leaving piles of transparent wordings and being confused. Oh, I also try to map...

This, this is an example of what I leave for you.
Also, these days I mostly play Ursit McStation, mostly because I like roleplay.

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Re: Grab the Nuke Disk!!!

Postby Fuzzeldorf » Tue May 13, 2014 9:38 pm #5705

Vekter wrote:I jack a rigsuit and jetpack out to grab it.


I steal your jetpack and the disk and lightly push you away from the station, so you float away

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Re: Grab the Nuke Disk!!!

Postby rascal1002 » Sun Jun 29, 2014 9:01 pm #16459

I go full shitcurity and harm baton you rapidly when you reboard the station.

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Re: Grab the Nuke Disk!!!

Postby JStheguy » Sun Jun 29, 2014 9:33 pm #16474

I swipe the nuke disk while you harmbaton him and yakkity sax into the depths of maint.

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Re: Grab the Nuke Disk!!!

Postby Higgin » Tue Jul 01, 2014 6:39 pm #16847

I tackle you and repeatedly caress you with a scythe-like arm, but am unable to actually pick the disk up.
The caressing continues.

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Re: Grab the Nuke Disk!!!

Postby JStheguy » Tue Jul 01, 2014 9:00 pm #16873

I slap you in the face and RNGesus stuns you. I then pick up the disk, hide it in a box in my backpack, run away, and yell over the radio; "Higgin has the nuke disk, he's in maint!"

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Re: Grab the Nuke Disk!!!

Postby Notaspider » Sat Jul 05, 2014 2:37 am #17716

JStheguy wrote:I slap you in the face and RNGesus stuns you. I then pick up the disk, hide it in a box in my backpack, run away, and yell over the radio; "Higgin has the nuke disk, he's in maint!"


You slip on my space lube trail into a urainium wall line, you get irradiated to shit and i swipe the disk after looting you
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Re: Grab the Nuke Disk!!!

Postby rascal1002 » Sun Jul 06, 2014 1:48 am #17895

I finish harm batoning her and arrest you for having space lube. I leave the disk on the ground.

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Re: Grab the Nuke Disk!!!

Postby Ezel » Wed Jul 23, 2014 1:06 pm #20851

I grab the nuke disk and implant it into the clown
The future is horrible!

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Re: Grab the Nuke Disk!!!

Postby Spacemanspark » Thu Jul 24, 2014 2:05 am #20955

Ezel wrote:I grab the nuke disk and implant it into the clown

Nick gibs the clown using a Parapen + C4 classic combo.
Then he grabs the disk from the remains and jumps out the airlock.
:^)

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Re: Grab the Nuke Disk!!!

Postby JStheguy » Thu Jul 24, 2014 5:14 am #20973

Spacemanspark wrote:
Ezel wrote:I grab the nuke disk and implant it into the clown

Nick gibs the clown using a Parapen + C4 classic combo.
Then he grabs the disk from the remains and jumps out the airlock.

I fly by in a jetpack and spacesuit and swipe the disk, and speed off.

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Re: Grab the Nuke Disk!!!

Postby Spacemanspark » Wed Jul 30, 2014 12:49 am #22054

JStheguy wrote:
Spacemanspark wrote:
Ezel wrote:I grab the nuke disk and implant it into the clown

Nick gibs the clown using a Parapen + C4 classic combo.
Then he grabs the disk from the remains and jumps out the airlock.

I fly by in a jetpack and spacesuit and swipe the disk, and speed off.

Nick cunningly placed a teleport beacon in your pocket. He teleports to it, grabs the disk, shoots a hole into your jetpack, and kicks off, grinning like a fool as you chaotically attenpt to right yourself as you uncontrollably fly away.
:^)

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Re: Grab the Nuke Disk!!!

Postby Raven776 » Wed Jul 30, 2014 4:30 am #22079

Flukeops spawn. Shuttle gets called and every single one slips on the clown's banana and gets looted in the hallways, handcuffed, and placed on display until they deathgasp and explode themselves. Assistants now with jetpacks and syndisuits use their pinpointers to track the nukedisk down in space and take Nick prisoner, give him a swirly, and then all suicide with him still handcuffed.

Somehow the clown gets the nuke disk. Honk.

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Re: Grab the Nuke Disk!!!

Postby Ezel » Wed Jul 30, 2014 11:36 pm #22180

I come back with alot of weapons and get slipped over the banana peel while the clown stripping myi got recovered i push him down fart in his face and say Ha nerd than i grab the nuke disk to a so called person Morgan Freeman which came trough a portal
The future is horrible!


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