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Re: Ask Nanotrasen

Postby IcePacks » Sat Jan 23, 2016 3:43 am #148266

hi, i've been an employee for almost eleven years now

can i have a promotion already
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Re: Ask Nanotrasen

Postby IrishWristWatch0 » Mon Jan 25, 2016 3:49 pm #148853

IcePacks wrote:hi, i've been an employee for almost eleven years now

can i have a promotion already


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Re: Ask Nanotrasen

Postby IcePacks » Mon Jan 25, 2016 7:03 pm #148901

sigh
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Re: Ask Nanotrasen

Postby PKPenguin321 » Thu Jan 28, 2016 2:55 am #149573

*INCOMING SIGNAL*

Oh, bryce, when will you learn that this is all secretly a ḏ͍͙͍̙̙ͅe̝͕̰͉̦͠ͅrͅe͔̖͇͠l̖̮̻̝̮̻i̴̺̥͚̫c̛̗̟̰ͅt̷̤e̱̫̞̖͟ͅd̰͎̱͎̀ slave ship system and promises of payment are just what they tell you to keep you working, but really the o͖̻̪͙p̹̬̮̱̍͆e̤͑́r͚ͩ̒̈̆̈͆ͪa̼̤̤̘̯̝̘ͪ͋̑̌͐ͣtoͪ́͗r̰̭̲̟̖̱ͯͨ͛́s̭͖̰̗̈́̒̒̽ ͨ̏o̤͇̝͓̱̯ͅf̋̎ͨ̒͂͂ ̗̼̤̤̤̲͗ͥt̃̔ͪ̅͆ͪ̆h̉ͬ͛e̻̬̝̫ ̬͕̝͖̹͕ͅw̫͉̪̲̿́͛͆h̭̟̦̱̽ͮ̄ͤ͋o̐ͪͧ̓̐ͫ̎l̳̤̩ͩe̹͒̾ ̺̰̙ṣ̞̀y̙̥ͩ̅̊ͤ̌̊̚s̰͈̖̿̑̓t̝̼̮̼̦̬̊̏̋ͨe̜m̻̹ ̙͉̰͕͕̔ͦ̈̂̚d͔̯̖ͣ̓͆i͉̮̯̯̫͚͎ė̖͚͍͉ͧͪͥd͓̲ͤ̅ ̎̎̌o̖̫͗ͬ̐̐f̗ͭͣ̾͂̆f̤͈̺͕̙̺̳̌̆͗ͮ ̪̻ͦͯl̺̩̙ȍ̜͍̮̀ͨ́̀n̺͕̬͔ͬͭͨͤͮ̿̔g͈̩͕͉͍͆͑̿̂͛ ̙̹͍̩͚̤̑̒̍͗͗ͅa̭̻̠g̘̱̎̐͊͋o̟͓̯̲͋ͯ̏̉ͬ̃͊ and the whole process is ả̈́͑̓̃ͤù̾̑ͯ̈́t̊̅oͧ̂̔̑̈̉m̎͛̂ͤ̓aͤ̀͆t̔ͪe̾͋͋ͫdͮ̆, leaving thousands of i̶̐̋ͤͧ͘d̷ͨ͂҉eͥ̋̌̓̈́n̛͗̓̊ͭ͑͒t̸̵̉̅̂ͫ̇ͤ̄͌͞í̾͌̽ͩ̕͡cͭ̑̕͠a͌͐ͦ̅̐̚l̶̒̈́ ͬͯ̇ͥ̆̑̒ͦ͜š̸̡ͪ̈́̓͐̓͞pͥ̑̔͑̽̓̑̅̏a̷ͯc̨̛͋ͭe̛̽͋̌͝ ̛̓̓͘͘s̈ͪͦ̀ͬ͠tͧͬaͤͥ̾̌͂̄̀̕͜tͪ̐̀͠i͐͆̅̑̂̉͠ò̶͐ͤͨ͘͘ņͪ͡͞ ͩ1̐̓ͧͣͥ̀3͑̈͂ͣ̉̚s͗ͥ͆̔ͧͪ͋ͪ́͟ being constructed and filled with cĺo̡ņè̸d̴͝͡ ̛c̀͏r҉̀͡e͡ẃ̡ who are going more and more i̵̡n̴͠s̴͠͞͞a̶͡n̸͟͢e͘͘ ̸͢͢͡w̸҉҉́i̛͝t̡҉̵̛h̵̴ ̡̀́͡b̷͠͏l̡̨͏͏̕ơ̷͟ǫ̸͏̸̛d̷̡͡l̴̢̡͜͟u͏̷̕s̷͞t̢̛͝͡ every waking hour of their m҉̸̬i̛͇͕s͏̼͓̰͙e͈̰̼̯̞͇͕̪͎͜͠r̗̤̞̹͎̱͠a̷̺̲̲̲̼̥̠͙͝ͅb̷̪̮̞̼̘̠͔̀l҉͖̖̞̱è͙͚̹̥̮̜͡,̜̯̯ ̸̠̗̺̮̖͈̠̗͍̕͡a̴̷̖̮̱̫ͅr̖̼̮̗̘̖̞̞͟͢͝t͇͞i̷̢̞̞̰̰͖̣̠f͝͏̝̥̥̣̼̞ì̵͇͇̟͡c̡͇̮̣̙͡i͉͎̠̣̝ͅa͏̵̡̼̮̞l̛̹͚̺̳͔͖̗͎̯͢,̢̤̺̠̜͖̱̕͘ ҉̭̙̺͢p҉͇̘ǫ̱̲͍̬̟̫͉͜i̵̵̖n̵͕͇͍͉͔̥̜̗t̟̺̱͞ͅl̨͍̻̞̼e̴̲͓͇̤̲̣̮͡s̷̤̼͞ś̱̩̮̣ ̷̴͇̱̝͢ļ̶̙͎̬̪̭̞͉̠͔̀i̧͍̟̞̠̞͍̗͝v̸̛̻̗̝͓͉̕e̖̘͖̬ş̙͙͙̳̯̥?̻̤

*SIGNAL LOST*
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Re: Ask Nanotrasen

Postby Drynwyn » Fri Jan 29, 2016 11:29 pm #149997

PKPenguin321 wrote:*INCOMING SIGNAL*

Oh, bryce, when will you learn that this is all secretly a ḏ͍͙͍̙̙ͅe̝͕̰͉̦͠ͅrͅe͔̖͇͠l̖̮̻̝̮̻i̴̺̥͚̫c̛̗̟̰ͅt̷̤e̱̫̞̖͟ͅd̰͎̱͎̀ slave ship system and promises of payment are just what they tell you to keep you working, but really the o͖̻̪͙p̹̬̮̱̍͆e̤͑́r͚ͩ̒̈̆̈͆ͪa̼̤̤̘̯̝̘ͪ͋̑̌͐ͣtoͪ́͗r̰̭̲̟̖̱ͯͨ͛́s̭͖̰̗̈́̒̒̽ ͨ̏o̤͇̝͓̱̯ͅf̋̎ͨ̒͂͂ ̗̼̤̤̤̲͗ͥt̃̔ͪ̅͆ͪ̆h̉ͬ͛e̻̬̝̫ ̬͕̝͖̹͕ͅw̫͉̪̲̿́͛͆h̭̟̦̱̽ͮ̄ͤ͋o̐ͪͧ̓̐ͫ̎l̳̤̩ͩe̹͒̾ ̺̰̙ṣ̞̀y̙̥ͩ̅̊ͤ̌̊̚s̰͈̖̿̑̓t̝̼̮̼̦̬̊̏̋ͨe̜m̻̹ ̙͉̰͕͕̔ͦ̈̂̚d͔̯̖ͣ̓͆i͉̮̯̯̫͚͎ė̖͚͍͉ͧͪͥd͓̲ͤ̅ ̎̎̌o̖̫͗ͬ̐̐f̗ͭͣ̾͂̆f̤͈̺͕̙̺̳̌̆͗ͮ ̪̻ͦͯl̺̩̙ȍ̜͍̮̀ͨ́̀n̺͕̬͔ͬͭͨͤͮ̿̔g͈̩͕͉͍͆͑̿̂͛ ̙̹͍̩͚̤̑̒̍͗͗ͅa̭̻̠g̘̱̎̐͊͋o̟͓̯̲͋ͯ̏̉ͬ̃͊ and the whole process is ả̈́͑̓̃ͤù̾̑ͯ̈́t̊̅oͧ̂̔̑̈̉m̎͛̂ͤ̓aͤ̀͆t̔ͪe̾͋͋ͫdͮ̆, leaving thousands of i̶̐̋ͤͧ͘d̷ͨ͂҉eͥ̋̌̓̈́n̛͗̓̊ͭ͑͒t̸̵̉̅̂ͫ̇ͤ̄͌͞í̾͌̽ͩ̕͡cͭ̑̕͠a͌͐ͦ̅̐̚l̶̒̈́ ͬͯ̇ͥ̆̑̒ͦ͜š̸̡ͪ̈́̓͐̓͞pͥ̑̔͑̽̓̑̅̏a̷ͯc̨̛͋ͭe̛̽͋̌͝ ̛̓̓͘͘s̈ͪͦ̀ͬ͠tͧͬaͤͥ̾̌͂̄̀̕͜tͪ̐̀͠i͐͆̅̑̂̉͠ò̶͐ͤͨ͘͘ņͪ͡͞ ͩ1̐̓ͧͣͥ̀3͑̈͂ͣ̉̚s͗ͥ͆̔ͧͪ͋ͪ́͟ being constructed and filled with cĺo̡ņè̸d̴͝͡ ̛c̀͏r҉̀͡e͡ẃ̡ who are going more and more i̵̡n̴͠s̴͠͞͞a̶͡n̸͟͢e͘͘ ̸͢͢͡w̸҉҉́i̛͝t̡҉̵̛h̵̴ ̡̀́͡b̷͠͏l̡̨͏͏̕ơ̷͟ǫ̸͏̸̛d̷̡͡l̴̢̡͜͟u͏̷̕s̷͞t̢̛͝͡ every waking hour of their m҉̸̬i̛͇͕s͏̼͓̰͙e͈̰̼̯̞͇͕̪͎͜͠r̗̤̞̹͎̱͠a̷̺̲̲̲̼̥̠͙͝ͅb̷̪̮̞̼̘̠͔̀l҉͖̖̞̱è͙͚̹̥̮̜͡,̜̯̯ ̸̠̗̺̮̖͈̠̗͍̕͡a̴̷̖̮̱̫ͅr̖̼̮̗̘̖̞̞͟͢͝t͇͞i̷̢̞̞̰̰͖̣̠f͝͏̝̥̥̣̼̞ì̵͇͇̟͡c̡͇̮̣̙͡i͉͎̠̣̝ͅa͏̵̡̼̮̞l̛̹͚̺̳͔͖̗͎̯͢,̢̤̺̠̜͖̱̕͘ ҉̭̙̺͢p҉͇̘ǫ̱̲͍̬̟̫͉͜i̵̵̖n̵͕͇͍͉͔̥̜̗t̟̺̱͞ͅl̨͍̻̞̼e̴̲͓͇̤̲̣̮͡s̷̤̼͞ś̱̩̮̣ ̷̴͇̱̝͢ļ̶̙͎̬̪̭̞͉̠͔̀i̧͍̟̞̠̞͍̗͝v̸̛̻̗̝͓͉̕e̖̘͖̬ş̙͙͙̳̯̥?̻̤

*SIGNAL LOST*


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Re: Ask Nanotrasen

Postby PlaugeWalker » Sat Jan 30, 2016 11:15 am #150089

Dear NT,

Can you please explain why I'm up to my knees in bloody gibs, and why there's a cult praising the singularity like a god?
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Re: Ask Nanotrasen

Postby IrishWristWatch0 » Sat Jan 30, 2016 2:12 pm #150110

PlaugeWalker wrote:Dear NT,

Can you please explain why I'm up to my knees in bloody gibs, and why there's a cult praising the singularity like a god?


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Re: Ask Nanotrasen

Postby IcePacks » Sun Jan 31, 2016 12:46 am #150180

PKPenguin321 wrote:*INCOMING SIGNAL*

Oh, bryce, when will you learn that this is all secretly a ḏ͍͙͍̙̙ͅe̝͕̰͉̦͠ͅrͅe͔̖͇͠l̖̮̻̝̮̻i̴̺̥͚̫c̛̗̟̰ͅt̷̤e̱̫̞̖͟ͅd̰͎̱͎̀ slave ship system and promises of payment are just what they tell you to keep you working, but really the o͖̻̪͙p̹̬̮̱̍͆e̤͑́r͚ͩ̒̈̆̈͆ͪa̼̤̤̘̯̝̘ͪ͋̑̌͐ͣtoͪ́͗r̰̭̲̟̖̱ͯͨ͛́s̭͖̰̗̈́̒̒̽ ͨ̏o̤͇̝͓̱̯ͅf̋̎ͨ̒͂͂ ̗̼̤̤̤̲͗ͥt̃̔ͪ̅͆ͪ̆h̉ͬ͛e̻̬̝̫ ̬͕̝͖̹͕ͅw̫͉̪̲̿́͛͆h̭̟̦̱̽ͮ̄ͤ͋o̐ͪͧ̓̐ͫ̎l̳̤̩ͩe̹͒̾ ̺̰̙ṣ̞̀y̙̥ͩ̅̊ͤ̌̊̚s̰͈̖̿̑̓t̝̼̮̼̦̬̊̏̋ͨe̜m̻̹ ̙͉̰͕͕̔ͦ̈̂̚d͔̯̖ͣ̓͆i͉̮̯̯̫͚͎ė̖͚͍͉ͧͪͥd͓̲ͤ̅ ̎̎̌o̖̫͗ͬ̐̐f̗ͭͣ̾͂̆f̤͈̺͕̙̺̳̌̆͗ͮ ̪̻ͦͯl̺̩̙ȍ̜͍̮̀ͨ́̀n̺͕̬͔ͬͭͨͤͮ̿̔g͈̩͕͉͍͆͑̿̂͛ ̙̹͍̩͚̤̑̒̍͗͗ͅa̭̻̠g̘̱̎̐͊͋o̟͓̯̲͋ͯ̏̉ͬ̃͊ and the whole process is ả̈́͑̓̃ͤù̾̑ͯ̈́t̊̅oͧ̂̔̑̈̉m̎͛̂ͤ̓aͤ̀͆t̔ͪe̾͋͋ͫdͮ̆, leaving thousands of i̶̐̋ͤͧ͘d̷ͨ͂҉eͥ̋̌̓̈́n̛͗̓̊ͭ͑͒t̸̵̉̅̂ͫ̇ͤ̄͌͞í̾͌̽ͩ̕͡cͭ̑̕͠a͌͐ͦ̅̐̚l̶̒̈́ ͬͯ̇ͥ̆̑̒ͦ͜š̸̡ͪ̈́̓͐̓͞pͥ̑̔͑̽̓̑̅̏a̷ͯc̨̛͋ͭe̛̽͋̌͝ ̛̓̓͘͘s̈ͪͦ̀ͬ͠tͧͬaͤͥ̾̌͂̄̀̕͜tͪ̐̀͠i͐͆̅̑̂̉͠ò̶͐ͤͨ͘͘ņͪ͡͞ ͩ1̐̓ͧͣͥ̀3͑̈͂ͣ̉̚s͗ͥ͆̔ͧͪ͋ͪ́͟ being constructed and filled with cĺo̡ņè̸d̴͝͡ ̛c̀͏r҉̀͡e͡ẃ̡ who are going more and more i̵̡n̴͠s̴͠͞͞a̶͡n̸͟͢e͘͘ ̸͢͢͡w̸҉҉́i̛͝t̡҉̵̛h̵̴ ̡̀́͡b̷͠͏l̡̨͏͏̕ơ̷͟ǫ̸͏̸̛d̷̡͡l̴̢̡͜͟u͏̷̕s̷͞t̢̛͝͡ every waking hour of their m҉̸̬i̛͇͕s͏̼͓̰͙e͈̰̼̯̞͇͕̪͎͜͠r̗̤̞̹͎̱͠a̷̺̲̲̲̼̥̠͙͝ͅb̷̪̮̞̼̘̠͔̀l҉͖̖̞̱è͙͚̹̥̮̜͡,̜̯̯ ̸̠̗̺̮̖͈̠̗͍̕͡a̴̷̖̮̱̫ͅr̖̼̮̗̘̖̞̞͟͢͝t͇͞i̷̢̞̞̰̰͖̣̠f͝͏̝̥̥̣̼̞ì̵͇͇̟͡c̡͇̮̣̙͡i͉͎̠̣̝ͅa͏̵̡̼̮̞l̛̹͚̺̳͔͖̗͎̯͢,̢̤̺̠̜͖̱̕͘ ҉̭̙̺͢p҉͇̘ǫ̱̲͍̬̟̫͉͜i̵̵̖n̵͕͇͍͉͔̥̜̗t̟̺̱͞ͅl̨͍̻̞̼e̴̲͓͇̤̲̣̮͡s̷̤̼͞ś̱̩̮̣ ̷̴͇̱̝͢ļ̶̙͎̬̪̭̞͉̠͔̀i̧͍̟̞̠̞͍̗͝v̸̛̻̗̝͓͉̕e̖̘͖̬ş̙͙͙̳̯̥?̻̤

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Re: Ask Nanotrasen

Postby Silavite » Sat Feb 06, 2016 8:01 am #152188

Dear Nanotrasen,
When a syndicate base is found, can we get the nuke out of the vault and hold the syndicate base hostage for... one-hundred, BILLION, dollars.

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