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Post by paprika » #10118

Bottom post of the previous page:

Why isn't there a 'steal the nuke' objective for traitors?
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Post by Psyentific » #10122

Better question - Why isn't "Set off the nuke" a second objective?
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Post by srifenbyxp » #10134

Why doesn't the syndicate always replies to their operatives? It makes them feel sad and unappreciative. :(
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Post by Pandarsenic » #10152

We apologize for our slow responses. Those responsible have been fired at, and their boarding action is being repelled as we speak.
Mono wrote:Are the syndicate involved in the blobitis disease getting aboard the station? And are you in league with the wizards federation?
No, and not officially. But we sometimes trade with them.
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Cipher3 wrote:Wait, wait, wait. MORE IMPORTANTLY, why do you always give your nuclear agents the ONE nuclear device that requires them to tear through half the station in order to acquire from its captain?
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paprika wrote:Why isn't there a 'steal the nuke' objective for traitors?
Where are you gonna put it?
Psyentific wrote:Better question - Why isn't "Set off the nuke" a second objective?
We don't always want the entire station turned into an irradiated space hulk.
srifenbyxp wrote:Why doesn't the syndicate always replies to their operatives? It makes them feel sad and unappreciative. :(
Transmission errors, lack of personnel on duty to respond to them, mis-sends (e.g. a CyberSun operative's communication reaching the Marauders), etc.

(And, OoCly, because at least for me, prayers, messages to CentCom, and Syndicate Sends don't make any sound, so I often miss them)
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Post by Mechoid » #10399

Why does the syndicate no longer send their own disguised cyborgs to stations?
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Post by Lovecraft » #10405

All those press stories about secretly working with Finster Corp. are lies, right?
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Post by ShadowDimentio » #10425

Why haven't you lot ever tried to sabotage the cloning database at NanoTrasen HQ?
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Post by AseaHeru » #10698

ShadowDimentio wrote:Why haven't you lot ever tried to sabotage the cloning database at NanoTrasen HQ?
We do.
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Post by Jalleo » #10817

Is our R&D project just secretly a commercial factory machine which is just kinda using redundant equipment. Because ya know man I see how advanced you lot at Nanotrasen are and I seriously think we are just helping you to create really cheap commercial products to sell.

I mean we dont even look at the components which make the device work its all self sealed! Whats up with that?
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Post by Kraso » #13645

dear syndicate

have you researched on your edginess tech yet because dark and red just doesn't cut it enough
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Post by AseaHeru » #13934

Well, you people have achieved the impossible. In two posts you have made me deeply amused and confused at the same time.

Anyways, my question.

Are the being known as a "Changeling" under your employ? If so, how do you prevent these beings from causing casualties among your staff?
In addition, where can I get those black spacesuits with markings on them? They look awesome, and the ability to beat someone black and blue while wearing black and blue...
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Post by bandit » #17696

Why have you not changed the code words you give to operatives in five years?
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Post by paprika » #17762

Mechoid wrote:Why does the syndicate no longer send their own disguised cyborgs to stations?
((One day traitor borgs will return but there needs to be a contingency against them murdering the AI every round like they used to.))
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Post by Pandarsenic » #17783

Changelings are sometimes taken as contractors.

The spacesuits can be gained by similarly engaging in a contract with us...
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Post by ThoughtSynapsis » #17822

The Syndicate are capable of sending in shoes that negate physics, Micro-sized crossbows with there own power generation effects, And devices that outright control how singularities work.

Remind me again why you worry about Nanotrasen? You literally have tech that is miles above them.
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ThoughtSynapsis wrote:The Syndicate are capable of sending in shoes that negate physics, Micro-sized crossbows with there own power generation effects, And devices that outright control how singularities work.

Remind me again why you worry about Nanotrasen? You literally have tech that is miles above them.
Not above - different. The miniaturized energy crossbow doesn't have its own generator; it pulls energy from the surrounding area but has a low shot limit. The singularity beacon is a device that creates a false gravitational signature that affects the loose singularity, but that's derived from recovered Nanotrasen technology.

And seriously dude the shoes just have extra grip. They're not that impressive. It's simple materials work that Nanotrasen hasn't bothered investing in.

Our explosives can't come close to plasma-oxygen reactions, we rely heavily on ballistics instead of energy weapons, and telecrystals are only a crude imitation of Nanotrasen's telescience laboratories.
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Post by Kraso » #17879

so what you're saying is the syndicate is just a bunch of kobold groups

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Do the syndicate develop their own technology or do they just assimilate and modify NanoTrasen's?
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Kraso wrote:so what you're saying is the syndicate is just a bunch of kobold groups

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Post by Whoisthere » #19663

Dear Syndicate,

Why do you need corgi meat?

If I steal everything of value on the station, can I mail it to you somehow in exchange for that cool edgy scented soap you have?

Speaking of which, do you have fear-scented candles?

And finally, is it true you are run by cats?

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Bluespace wrote:
Kraso wrote:so what you're saying is the syndicate is just a bunch of kobold groups

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OH my god I'm having flashbacks you fuckers. Nooo... Nooo I thought that chapter of my life was behind me.
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Its true that you guys know that the changeling makes the changelog whint nanotrasen info ?
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Whoisthere wrote:Dear Syndicate,

Why do you need corgi meat?

If I steal everything of value on the station, can I mail it to you somehow in exchange for that cool edgy scented soap you have?

Speaking of which, do you have fear-scented candles?

And finally, is it true you are run by cats?

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Post by VodkaComrade » #234661

OtherDalfite wrote:Do the syndicate develop their own technology or do they just assimilate and modify NanoTrasen's?
Our scientists are dumb so, yea, we must assimilate and modify NT brand techonologies to develop our own.

Sincerely, a dirty traitor.
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Potatohboi wrote:Its true that you guys know that the changeling makes the changelog whint nanotrasen info ?
Wait.. OHSH~
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Post by Addust » #610946

Why the fuck are 4 operatives stationed on a White Ship, and more importantly,

WHY ARE THEY SO FUCKING WEAK TO A SINGLE RETRO LASER GUN

(and why did they not do basic maintenance tasks like cleaning or light replacement)
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Post by Farquaar » #611245

Dear Syndicate,

Why are donk-pockets the snack of choice for seasoned traitors?
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Farquaar wrote:Dear Syndicate,

Why are donk-pockets the snack of choice for seasoned traitors?
Because its fresh, hot pizza you can eat on the go with the ease of a portable hand-held transportation sleeve, ready to enjoy in just 60 seconds

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Dear Syndicate,

why do you have carps as your default mascots?
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Post by Pandarsenic » #611715

ShadowDimentio wrote:Why haven't you lot ever tried to sabotage the cloning database at NanoTrasen HQ?
Well, everyone, we're proud to announce, it took us five years of hard work, but we finally did it.
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how do you type with combat gloves on
The most important part is to put your fingers on the keys in the right order

Better question, how the hell are your insulated gloves so thick that you can't do that?
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Farquaar wrote:Dear Syndicate,

Why are donk-pockets the snack of choice for seasoned traitors?
Because its fresh, hot pizza you can eat on the go with the ease of a portable hand-held transportation sleeve, ready to enjoy in just 60 seconds

Hello???????????????????????????????????????
This dude gets it

The omnizine is just the proverbial cherry on top. It'd still be the way to go even without it.
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why do you have carps as your default mascots?
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Post by Flatulent » #611720

Dear Syndicate, why do you not provide your nuclear operatives with the Sleeping Carp scroll? Surely a martial art that lets you deflect all projectiles, when combined with supreme speed from stimpacks and a weapon of high lethality such as an e-sword would make acquiring the nuclear authentication disk much easier?
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Flatulent wrote:Dear Syndicate, why do you not provide your nuclear operatives with the Sleeping Carp scroll? Surely a martial art that lets you deflect all projectiles, when combined with supreme speed from stimpacks and a weapon of high lethality such as an e-sword would make acquiring the nuclear authentication disk much easier?
Likewise, why not grant your infiltrators CQC manuals?
Traitors work hourly under contract; nuclear operative are salaried. In addition to pay rate complications and stuff, you may remember a few items have different prices, and then as full-time employees you get some other perks... it's a whole thing. I'll get Barry from legal for ya in a bit.
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Pandarsenic wrote:
Misdoubtful wrote:
Farquaar wrote:Dear Syndicate,

Why are donk-pockets the snack of choice for seasoned traitors?
Because its fresh, hot pizza you can eat on the go with the ease of a portable hand-held transportation sleeve, ready to enjoy in just 60 seconds

Hello???????????????????????????????????????
This dude gets it

The omnizine is just the proverbial cherry on top. It'd still be the way to go even without it.
While I'm flattered that the two of you admire the pizza-flavoured donk-pockets Coconut and I created, I would be remiss if I didn't mention that it is the original donk that is the "Food of choice for the seasoned traitor." The pizza donk is merely "Delicious, cheesy and surprisingly filling."
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Farquaar wrote:
Pandarsenic wrote:
Misdoubtful wrote:
Farquaar wrote:Dear Syndicate,

Why are donk-pockets the snack of choice for seasoned traitors?
Because its fresh, hot pizza you can eat on the go with the ease of a portable hand-held transportation sleeve, ready to enjoy in just 60 seconds

Hello???????????????????????????????????????
This dude gets it

The omnizine is just the proverbial cherry on top. It'd still be the way to go even without it.
While I'm flattered that the two of you admire the pizza-flavoured donk-pockets Coconut and I created, I would be remiss if I didn't mention that it is the original donk that is the "Food of choice for the seasoned traitor." The pizza donk is merely "Delicious, cheesy and surprisingly filling."
hot pocket pizza pocket same thing in my tummy it GOES
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Post by Addust » #613332

Addust wrote:Why the fuck are 4 operatives stationed on a White Ship, and more importantly,

WHY ARE THEY SO FUCKING WEAK TO A SINGLE RETRO LASER GUN

(and why did they not do basic maintenance tasks like cleaning or light replacement)
i'm just reposting since it appears to have gotten lost in the mass traffic of transmissions to the redsuits
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VodkaComrade wrote: Mon Dec 12, 2016 10:43 am
OtherDalfite wrote:Do the syndicate develop their own technology or do they just assimilate and modify NanoTrasen's?
Our scientists are dumb so, yea, we must assimilate and modify NT brand techonologies to develop our own.

Sincerely, a dirty traitor.
As a former syndicate lavaland compound researcher,
1. We aren't exactly good with tech - chemical hellfires and viruses are what we operate on.
2. I have no other comment.

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Post by The Wrench » #624917

What happened to the Cybersun Battlecruzer? Is it still operational?
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Is the Galaxy actually run by giant stock market corporate hiveminds?
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Post by Addust » #637543

Adam Klein wrote: Sat Jan 15, 2022 1:40 am What happened to the Cybersun Battlecruzer? Is it still operational?
You mean the SCSBC-12?

That class of cruiser's pretty rare now that the Syndicate have scaled up their defences. More rural and exploratory sectors, however, still encounter this class of cruiser, occasionally in an upgraded form.

Might want to get searching because I have a bounty on the thing.
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Post by Longestarmlonglaw » #637580

Whats the pay for being a nuclear operative?
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Post by Phaseus » #658170

If I join SELF do I get a robot wife?
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Phaseus wrote: Tue Dec 06, 2022 12:48 am If I join SELF do I get a robot wife?
as a syndicate lavaland researcher and comms agent

no

i will now be consulting the marauders on sending a strike team
I play as Addust Johnson, the whiteship-addicted explorer, and the Anonymous Syndicate Rep, indirect cause of several raids.

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Re: Ask the Syndicate

Post by Armhulen » #676923

where can I get my hands on ritual wine? does the tiger cooperative have a gift shop?
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Re: Ask the Syndicate

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Are the ARC furries?
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Re: Ask the Syndicate

Post by Pandarsenic » #677187

TheRex9001 wrote: Fri Apr 07, 2023 10:07 am Are the ARC furries?
Not everyone invested in the well-being of animals is a furry! Some people just don't see animals as a lesser form of life, undeserving of consideration for their feelings. Humanocentric attitudes result in not just their suffering, but their needless suffering. Why send cubed monkeys to be slaughtered when your chemistry lab can produce synthmeat or your botanical lab can produce meatwheat, which are both chemically indistinguishable once cooked? Apathy. Because when you reduce these monkeys to, as NT ethicists call them, "simple mobs," it's easy to dismiss the pain they feel as they are butchered, often alive. It's the same anthrochauvinism that permits NT to continue genetics research on the so-called "soulless monkey-humans." To be other, in Nanotrasen, is to be lesser, as reflected in their lax attitudes toward actually addressing the officially forbidden but in practice all-too-common racial discrimination on their stations.

But also yeah like at least 25% of ARC are furries. Maybe more. This is still a smaller percentage than Nanotrasen employees, according to scraped ID-linked search histories from those new tablets NT rolled out, so take from that what you will.
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Re: Ask the Syndicate

Post by Drag » #677578

Dear syndicate:

Stop trying to assassinate me, it's not gonna work.

Sincerely,

Command Representative Vex Petunia-Licht

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Why the fuck do you call hits on command staff pets, that's low even for you.
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