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Re: Ask the Syndicate

Post by Armhulen » #676923

Bottom post of the previous page:

where can I get my hands on ritual wine? does the tiger cooperative have a gift shop?
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Re: Ask the Syndicate

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Are the ARC furries?
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Re: Ask the Syndicate

Post by Pandarsenic » #677187

TheRex9001 wrote: Fri Apr 07, 2023 10:07 am Are the ARC furries?
Not everyone invested in the well-being of animals is a furry! Some people just don't see animals as a lesser form of life, undeserving of consideration for their feelings. Humanocentric attitudes result in not just their suffering, but their needless suffering. Why send cubed monkeys to be slaughtered when your chemistry lab can produce synthmeat or your botanical lab can produce meatwheat, which are both chemically indistinguishable once cooked? Apathy. Because when you reduce these monkeys to, as NT ethicists call them, "simple mobs," it's easy to dismiss the pain they feel as they are butchered, often alive. It's the same anthrochauvinism that permits NT to continue genetics research on the so-called "soulless monkey-humans." To be other, in Nanotrasen, is to be lesser, as reflected in their lax attitudes toward actually addressing the officially forbidden but in practice all-too-common racial discrimination on their stations.

But also yeah like at least 25% of ARC are furries. Maybe more. This is still a smaller percentage than Nanotrasen employees, according to scraped ID-linked search histories from those new tablets NT rolled out, so take from that what you will.
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Re: Ask the Syndicate

Post by Drag » #677578

Dear syndicate:

Stop trying to assassinate me, it's not gonna work.

Sincerely,

Command Representative Vex Petunia-Licht

P.S.
Why the fuck do you call hits on command staff pets, that's low even for you.
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Re: Ask the Syndicate

Post by Addust » #677602

Drag wrote: Sat Apr 08, 2023 10:36 am Dear syndicate:

Stop trying to assassinate me, it's not gonna work.

Sincerely,

Command Representative Vex Petunia-Licht

P.S.
Why the fuck do you call hits on command staff pets, that's low even for you.
as a member of syndicate lavaland research staff
we call hits in order to retrieve the corpse and use it to create sentient infiltration pets (trust me)
also we will assassinate you eventually there is no escape
I play as Addust Johnson, the whiteship-addicted explorer, and the Anonymous Syndicate Rep, indirect cause of several raids.

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Re: Ask the Syndicate

Post by TheRex9001 » #678074

Transmission sent from "Ballstation 11"

"HEY SYNDIES!!! FUCK YOOOOOUUUUUUU"
-With damning regards, Captain Garry Garryson
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Re: Ask the Syndicate

Post by Armhulen » #678625

TheRex9001 wrote: Sun Apr 09, 2023 9:33 pm Transmission sent from "Ballstation 11"

"HEY SYNDIES!!! FUCK YOOOOOUUUUUUU"
-With damning regards, Captain Garry Garryson
Nanotrasen denies any involvement with the supposed rogue message sent towards Syndicate communications.
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