/tg/Station 13

You wake up and try to log into SS13 one day. Only to find something written in blood red. "You may join any faction of your choice and what you wish shall become a reality.." You then get a list of the optional factions. 1. Spider Clan. 2. Syndicate(...) 3. Blood Cult 4.Clock Cult. 5. Lovecraftian Nightmare(...) 6. Wizard Federation

These options all have empty boxes by them with the ability to checkmark, and a button to submit. Like one of those google forms. You can only check one. What do you do?

new david

I'm insulted and angry that you would compare my high quality posts to this. Retract your statement at once before I break out the juicer, fruit.

ShadowDimentio wrote:I'm insulted and angry that you would compare my high quality posts to this. Retract your statement at once before I break out the juicer, fruit.

new david

Kill the caterpillar

Why did the five repeat twice.

Goddamn it David

(I dunno who this David guy is. But I just want to play gamemaster o k)

fucking newfags

What is this the NTR hut. Ree someone play along and put this thread back on track.

Examine the (...) next to Lovecraftian Nightmare

somerandomguy wrote:Examine the (...) next to Lovecraftian Nightmare

You get a list of options...

1. Morph

2. Revenant

3.Abductor

4.Nightmare

5.RNG GAMBLE?

See if there's any info as to what "RNG GAMBLE?" means without choosing it

somerandomguy wrote:See if there's any info as to what "RNG GAMBLE?" means without choosing it

You hover over the option and this is what appears.

1.The system will pick a random number out of an unspecified number of choices. This will open up the possibility of a stronger accursed unmentioned power. Or something far worse...

Inspect element, see if there's any hidden options anywhere, if there aren't, I pick wizard

somerandomguy wrote:Inspect element, see if there's any hidden options anywhere, if there aren't, I pick wizard

You cannot utilize Inspect element. It is utilizing dreamseeker.

Copy text of a link on the page, paste into google docs (preserves formatting including the link) and click it, then inspect element

somerandomguy wrote:Copy text of a link on the page, paste into google docs (preserves formatting including the link) and click it, then inspect element

A dark page appears. The only words appear in red text. When you read it, you hear a voice that chills your very soul. "Cheater...I'm not giving you any more information." A gust of wind then blows you away from your computer and shoves you onto the ground! The page then closes.

Turn on noscript and this time rightclick the link and select view link source

somerandomguy wrote:Turn on noscript and this time rightclick the link and select view link source

A dark page appears. The only words appear in red text. When you read it, you hear a voice that chills your very soul. "Cheater...I'm not giving you any more information." A gust of wind then blows you away from your computer and shoves you onto the ground! The page then closes.

Pull up ublock origin's logs and figure out which request causes the lockout, then block it, but don't try to click the link again.

open the cached html file in np++

take out a loan and purchase cutting edge computer parts, see if it improves my options

You all have been devoured by nar'sie. Reasons: Bad thread, lack of imagination. Locking it.

This is a permanent devour.