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Rocks fell

Everyone died

That's all you can remember, before you awoke in this dark, damp smelly room.

i dab

Uncle Bourbon wrote:i dab

You try to get up, but you're still hazed from the impact.

You roll over on your back, you see a light on the ceiling.

You dab.

i grab the light

I start rapping about Chinese noodles

I look around for a catgirl

Uncle Bourbon wrote:i grab the light

You try to reach the light from your prone position, but you cannot.

Shadowflame909 wrote:I start rapping about Chinese noodles

You rap about chinese noodles for a while.

Thunder11 wrote:I look around for a catgirl

You get up and look for a catgirl, you don't know why but you have hazy memories of a catgirl.

Unfortunately you cannot find any.

I check myself to see if I am, in fact, the catgirl

I read the bee movie script aloud backwards in an attempt to summon the ability to walk

Look the fuck around

Kill the caterpillar.

Armhulen wrote:Kill the caterpillar.

man this made me laugh way too hard

I stare very intensely at the light in the hopes of developing a permanent afterimage.

collect wood

I stand up and try to grab the light

anime anime anime Anime anime

Thunder11 wrote:I check myself to see if I am, in fact, the catgirl

You check for typical catgirl attributes, and you cannot feel any.

ComradeNecron wrote:I read the bee movie script aloud backwards in an attempt to summon the ability to walk

You recite the bee movie script backwards from your memory, the ability to walk suddenly returned to you, it feels like it never actually left you.

GarlicBread wrote:Look the fuck around

You look the fuck around, you are in a cell there is a crack on the ceiling letting the light in.
You see a really old wooden door.
There's also a bucket.

Armhulen wrote:Kill the caterpillar.

You are overcome with a strange sensation, you want to kill a caterpillar.

ohnopigeons wrote:I stare very intensely at the light in the hopes of developing a permanent afterimage.

You try and stare at the light, but its too dim to do any damage to you.

PKPenguin321 wrote:collect wood

You find a stick lying around.

Mark9013100 wrote:anime anime anime Anime anime

You summon the powers of anime.

Shadowflame

I give the door a couple of firm kicks

Acquire bucket

poke the crack in the ceiling with the stick

collect wood

Put door on head, walk through bucket

Inspect bucket

Shadowflame909 wrote:Shadowflame

not enough mana

Thunder11 wrote:I give the door a couple of firm kicks

You kick the door a few times and the rusty hinges give way. The door is now on the ground.

GarlicBread wrote:Acquire bucket

You grab the bucket

ComradeNecron wrote:poke the crack in the ceiling with the stick

You pick up the stick and poke the hole in ceiling, nothing interesting happens.

PKPenguin321 wrote:collect wood

You collect some wood from the door.

somerandomguy wrote:Put door on head, walk through bucket

You place the remains of the door on your head and attempt to walk through the bucket.

It doesn't go so well.

ohnopigeons wrote:Inspect bucket

You see your foot in the bucket.

Look through the empty doorway

poke the bucket with the stick

collect wood

poke the stick with the bucket

>walk through door
>examine room INTENSELY

Throw a door fragment into the room to check for traps

I've been grinding for this. So I cast necromancy on this thread

Shadowflame909 wrote:I've been grinding for this. So I cast necromancy on this thread

You succesfully revive the thread

Thunder11 wrote:Look through the empty doorway

Looking thru the empty doorway you see a long corridor and other jailcells

somerandomguy wrote:Throw a door fragment into the room to check for traps

You throw a door fragment into the room, nothing interesting happens.

GarlicBread wrote:>walk through door
>examine room INTENSELY

You walk in and examine other jaildoors, at the end of the corridor is a spiral stairway, in a corner there is a broom.

ohnopigeons wrote:poke the stick with the bucket

You poke the stick with the bucket.

You feel kind of silly but you have gained some blunt weapon thrusting experience.

PKPenguin321 wrote:collect wood

You collect wood

You now have 4 chunks of wood they weigh 4 pounds.

collect wood

PKPenguin321 wrote:collect wood

You collect wood

You now have 6 chunks of wood they weigh 6 pounds.

collect wood

PKPenguin321 wrote:collect wood

You collect wood

You now have 8 chunks of wood they weigh 8 pounds.

collect wood

PKPenguin321 wrote:collect wood

You grab the last pieces of wood.

You now have 10 chunks of wood they weigh 10 pounds.

Call for Help

collect stone

steal pk's wood

Vile Beggar wrote:steal pk's wood

kill vile beggar with stone

PKPenguin321 wrote:

Vile Beggar wrote:steal pk's wood

kill vile beggar with stone

pull out a no u card

uwu

go whence i came

collect wood