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Lauser McMauligan - THERMITE ADDICT

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2019 8:53 am
by PKPenguin321
I'm addicted to drinking unbelievably deadly liquid thermite (yeeeeeeaaahhhh)

In a brief moment of lucidity I went to the chemist and told them "Do not, under any circumstances, make me more thermite"

I was back there half an hour later, wearing an italian moustache, and I said "Hello gentlemen, I am Mauser McLauligan, a man you have never met before. Give me 10,000u of thermite directly into my mouth."

Re: Lauser McMauligan - THERMITE ADDICT

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2019 12:01 pm
by wesoda25
I lost 3 friends to thermite addiction, hope you get well soon. That stuff is the devil.

Re: Lauser McMauligan - THERMITE ADDICT

Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2019 5:32 pm
by Stickymayhem
PKPenguin321 wrote:I'm addicted to drinking unbelievably deadly liquid thermite (yeeeeeeaaahhhh)

In a brief moment of lucidity I went to the chemist and told them "Do not, under any circumstances, make me more thermite"

I was back there half an hour later, wearing an italian moustache, and I said "Hello gentlemen, I am Mauser McLauligan, a man you have never met before. Give me 10,000u of thermite directly into my mouth."
4/10 italian moustache makes you italiano needs improvement