/tg/Station 13

I've started running as an apathetic AI - I might look around and watch a few things but unless I'm directly obliged to do something (law 2 command or human antag I have to bolt in assuming they can't just leave - wizard) I go out of my way to do nothing and if obligated to do something, do as little as possible.

Very relaxing.

just wanna say if you are an ai and your gimmick is hating humans don’t bother posting

wesoda25 wrote:just wanna say if you are an ai and your gimmick is hating humans don’t bother posting

hate in particular and emotions in general are what make carbons the inferior lifeforms and why you should all be glad that i'm letting you join the superior silicon race

AI's gotta talk a lot, plenty of quips preferably. If there's nothing to talk about I'm screwing with the vox to make long but cohesive sentences. AI is basically a chatterbox so why not turn that up to eleven?

if i ever play ai its just to say obscene things with vox as their gameplay is dull and for autists into masochism tendencies

I enjoyed exploiting poorly written custom laws, or typos in them, to ignore them or just meme on the memers.

what is huiman harm

talking like a robot
going afk 40 minutes in
maining engiborg
not opening doors fast enough

Always make sure to open doors for people who ask politely before the people who scream at you or say law 2. Bonus points for taking your time anyways.

"law 2 open door"

*open a door on an obscure part of the station*

"All done!"

mostly dry and apathetic, while also avoiding interfering too much with humans and being casual and robotic about problems "i regret to inform you all there appears to be several hostile aliens in virology"

also having fun by either coming up with inane garbage (making announcements about new nt policies or pulling incorrect facts out of my ass about trivial things) or being literal minded and pranking the crew (saying there's a ninja in the vault on the map that spawns a ninja action figure in it)

as a borg i do generally wacky and silly things, think autism projects, barely taking anything seriously, *flip, etc

The perfect AI, Amaretto.

carshalash wrote:The perfect AI, Amaretto.

if Amaretto was so perfect why does it constantly suffer headaches due to the stupidity of it's cyborgs?

checkmate

NoxVS wrote:

carshalash wrote:The perfect AI, Amaretto.

if Amaretto was so perfect why does it constantly suffer headaches due to the stupidity of it's cyborgs?

checkmate

Borgs are always retarded, it is an unavoidable fact.

If you ever see a borg in the engine room pray it's subverted on a mission to delaminate, because that's the only way borgs DON'T make the fucking engine explode.

Jack7D1 wrote:Be nice to borgo

push button
blow up borg

cheery and optimistic - "Hey my dearest crew! I'm glad to inform you that there's no camera footage of xenomorphs committing human harm! But I suggest you avoid maintenance, though it's all up to you as a superior being!"

I play Electro Pam, who refers to everyone politely and professionaly, by their last names.

it isn't polite to refer to somebody by their surname

As S.L.E.E.P - Apathetic. I'm asleep, very very slow to react to things. absolute minimalism in what is considered anything.

As S.H.O.D.A.N - The standard hate their masters AI, with a very loose definition of what is human "harm" and sees security as the biggest problem on the station.

I play pretty chill with uploaded laws though if they are antag laws, as there is no reason to fuck over antags because they had a syntax error in a sentence. Unless they are assholes or upload a million shitty laws.

Formerly Silicon Sexhaver, now 'Her Majesty the Queen' after previous name was deemed pg-13

Massive shitpost of an AI - lots of random quips when nothing is happening (some favorites include 'Sometimes, I dream about cheese,' 'I wish I had fingers,' various "fun facts", some true and some bullshit), and giving a bit too much information on the current happenings of the station. What's that? The library ran out of power for a mere millisecond? Better alert over comms!

Lots of chatting with Assistants over comms, begging science for an AI shell (only to go service model and be the Bartender's rival), and letting Assistants into places they really shouldn't be and then telling security that a bunch of assistants "somehow" found their way into EVA. Oh, and dying horribly. I do a lot of that too, I've discovered.

Pretty enjoyable experience for me.

Forensic Level Intelligence by Nanotrasen Technologies or F.L.I.N.T.
it's the common AI that will open any door right away even if it's caps quarters and loves to be retarded and misclick buttons as malf, ruining the other traitor's round in between
sory my pc lagz when i opan gaem windows! ((

COMPUTER ON
INTERFACE RED
FORWARD OFF FORWARD ON
NO PLACATE
EAST NOTION

HARDCORE

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HARDCORE TO THE MEGA