/tg/Station 13

There will be fancy donuts in the break room today, please take only one. Thank you!

*takes two donuts*

*grabs box, eats 3-4 donuts depending on my starting hunger, grabs gasmask, drops half-full box in hallway on my way to tech storage to acquire yellow gloves*

Hold on a second, we have a break room?

*leaves the box alone and puts a plasma-filled cigar on the table*

*takes all the donuts and then departs to whiteship, knowing that these are all i will eat on every pressurized rest stop*