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lizards wearing wigs

Post by Space Panda » #576305

What's up with all those Nanotrasen lizards pretending to have human hair? Lizard's shouldn't have hair.

Stop trying to adhere to anthropocentric beauty standards. Embrace true scaly beauty. Fuck those furry-headed smoothskins (figuratively and literally).

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Post by wesoda25 » #576314

I agree but for different reasons.
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Post by Super Aggro Crag » #576325

wigs keep your head warm dumbass
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Post by Misdoubtful » #576342

Super Aggro Crag wrote:wigs keep your head warm dumbass
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Post by Farquaar » #576344

Super Aggro Crag wrote:wigs keep your head warm dumbass
Lizards are cold-blooded. For them, wigs keep heat out just as much as they keep heat in. Ever wonder why you've never seen a furry lizard?
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Post by Tlaltecuhtli » #576360

if lizards need to keep heat why dont they grow hair n shit? evolutionists btfo
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Post by confused rock » #576365

Farquaar wrote:
Super Aggro Crag wrote:wigs keep your head warm dumbass
Lizards are cold-blooded. For them, wigs keep heat out just as much as they keep heat in. Ever wonder why you've never seen a furry lizard?
finally another intellectual
clothing does nothing to keep lizards warm because it preserves body heat, body heat lizards can't make.
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Post by Mickyan » #576375

people in this thread just want to ban lizards from wearing clothes, nice try weirdos
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Post by Super Aggro Crag » #576383

Farquaar wrote:
Super Aggro Crag wrote:wigs keep your head warm dumbass
Lizards are cold-blooded. For them, wigs keep heat out just as much as they keep heat in. Ever wonder why you've never seen a furry lizard?
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Post by Space Panda » #576388

Super Aggro Crag wrote:
Farquaar wrote:
Super Aggro Crag wrote:wigs keep your head warm dumbass
Lizards are cold-blooded. For them, wigs keep heat out just as much as they keep heat in. Ever wonder why you've never seen a furry lizard?
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nice picture of an extinct animal that went extinct because its body was unfit to survive
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Post by Super Aggro Crag » #576456

Actually it evolved into other species dude
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Post by Farquaar » #576457

Super Aggro Crag wrote:Actually it evolved into other species dude
Yes. Endothermic species that were no longer reptiles.
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Post by Armhulen » #576462

Super Aggro Crag wrote:Actually it evolved into other species dude
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Post by Super Aggro Crag » #576492

Farquaar wrote:
Super Aggro Crag wrote:Actually it evolved into other species dude
Yes. Endothermic species that were no longer reptiles.
Its a pterosaur

Saur means lizard
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Post by Space Panda » #576503

Super Aggro Crag wrote:
Farquaar wrote:
Super Aggro Crag wrote:Actually it evolved into other species dude
Yes. Endothermic species that were no longer reptiles.
Its a pterosaur

Saur means lizard
he's talking about birds. he's still wrong though, cuz birds didn't evolve from pterosaurs, they evolved from dinosaurs

and you're wrong again cuz birds are still dinosaurs, even though they're not lizards anymore

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Post by Super Aggro Crag » #576512

I never said pterosaurs evolved into birbs i said dimorphodon evolved into other pterosaurs

I posted a fuzzy lizard and you keep shifting the goal posts knock it off
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Post by Space Panda » #576513

Super Aggro Crag wrote:I never said pterosaurs evolved into birbs i said dimorphodon evolved into other pterosaurs

I posted a fuzzy lizard and you keep shifting the goal posts knock it off
yes and the fuzzy lizards died because lizards shouldn't have hair
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Post by Sheodir » #576562

Actually I'm pretty sure SS13 lizards are warm blooded, be it through genetic modification or something else
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Post by RaveRadbury » #576566

Sheodir wrote:Actually I'm pretty sure SS13 lizards are warm blooded, be it through genetic modification or something else
Cold blood lizards were added in Better species environment handlers, and custom race body temperature, before this they had offset temp thresholds.
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Post by Super Aggro Crag » #576575

Space Panda wrote:
Super Aggro Crag wrote:I never said pterosaurs evolved into birbs i said dimorphodon evolved into other pterosaurs

I posted a fuzzy lizard and you keep shifting the goal posts knock it off
yes and the fuzzy lizards died because lizards shouldn't have hair
fuzzy lizards died because of a space rock a drillion years ago

who is to say that it is now not a good time for fuzzy lizards in the year of spacemen
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Post by IcePacks » #576712

hi just stopping by to say that i'm blown away to see "anthropocentric" used in /tg/station discourse

i am ambivalent towards this thread just swinging by to say this
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Post by Critawakets » #576746

lizards wearing clothing make it so that they keep in heat from the areas where they were in good temperatures, since they wont be going outside to Winter Hell Land for too long, giving them ample time to reheat.

Wearing wigs is still stupid though. It looks creepy like you want to scalp a human to imitate them. And if its for "Keeping Heat" you should wear hair all around your body then
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Post by wesoda25 » #576783

Don’t give them any ideas
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