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lizards wearing wigs
Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2020 7:41 pm
by Space Panda
What's up with all those Nanotrasen lizards pretending to have human hair? Lizard's shouldn't have hair.
Stop trying to adhere to anthropocentric beauty standards. Embrace true scaly beauty. Fuck those furry-headed smoothskins (figuratively and literally).
-Licks-the-Feet
Re: lizards wearing wigs
Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2020 10:31 pm
by wesoda25
I agree but for different reasons.
Re: lizards wearing wigs
Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2020 1:55 am
by Super Aggro Crag
wigs keep your head warm dumbass
Re: lizards wearing wigs
Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2020 6:17 am
by Misdoubtful
Super Aggro Crag wrote:wigs keep your head warm dumbass
Bingo
Re: lizards wearing wigs
Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2020 6:21 am
by Farquaar
Super Aggro Crag wrote:wigs keep your head warm dumbass
Lizards are cold-blooded. For them, wigs keep heat out just as much as they keep heat in. Ever wonder why you've never seen a furry lizard?
Re: lizards wearing wigs
Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2020 9:25 am
by Tlaltecuhtli
if lizards need to keep heat why dont they grow hair n shit? evolutionists btfo
Re: lizards wearing wigs
Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2020 12:18 pm
by confused rock
Farquaar wrote:Super Aggro Crag wrote:wigs keep your head warm dumbass
Lizards are cold-blooded. For them, wigs keep heat out just as much as they keep heat in. Ever wonder why you've never seen a furry lizard?
finally another intellectual
clothing does nothing to keep lizards warm because it preserves body heat, body heat lizards can't make.
Re: lizards wearing wigs
Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2020 4:25 pm
by Mickyan
people in this thread just want to ban lizards from wearing clothes, nice try weirdos
Re: lizards wearing wigs
Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2020 8:18 pm
by Super Aggro Crag
Farquaar wrote:Super Aggro Crag wrote:wigs keep your head warm dumbass
Lizards are cold-blooded. For them, wigs keep heat out just as much as they keep heat in. Ever wonder why you've never seen a furry lizard?
Re: lizards wearing wigs
Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2020 8:55 pm
by Space Panda
Super Aggro Crag wrote:Farquaar wrote:Super Aggro Crag wrote:wigs keep your head warm dumbass
Lizards are cold-blooded. For them, wigs keep heat out just as much as they keep heat in. Ever wonder why you've never seen a furry lizard?
nice picture of an extinct animal that went extinct because its body was unfit to survive
Re: lizards wearing wigs
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2020 4:36 am
by Super Aggro Crag
Actually it evolved into other species dude
Re: lizards wearing wigs
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2020 4:42 am
by Farquaar
Super Aggro Crag wrote:Actually it evolved into other species dude
Yes. Endothermic species that were no longer reptiles.
Re: lizards wearing wigs
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2020 5:57 am
by Armhulen
Super Aggro Crag wrote:Actually it evolved into other species dude
Your mom LMFAO
Re: lizards wearing wigs
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2020 9:26 am
by Super Aggro Crag
Farquaar wrote:Super Aggro Crag wrote:Actually it evolved into other species dude
Yes. Endothermic species that were no longer reptiles.
Its a pterosaur
Saur means lizard
Re: lizards wearing wigs
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2020 12:12 pm
by Space Panda
Super Aggro Crag wrote:Farquaar wrote:Super Aggro Crag wrote:Actually it evolved into other species dude
Yes. Endothermic species that were no longer reptiles.
Its a pterosaur
Saur means lizard
he's talking about birds. he's still wrong though, cuz birds didn't evolve from pterosaurs, they evolved from dinosaurs
and you're wrong again cuz birds are still dinosaurs, even though they're not lizards anymore
and all pterosaurs are dead cuz they suck
Re: lizards wearing wigs
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2020 3:10 pm
by Super Aggro Crag
I never said pterosaurs evolved into birbs i said dimorphodon evolved into other pterosaurs
I posted a fuzzy lizard and you keep shifting the goal posts knock it off
Re: lizards wearing wigs
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2020 3:33 pm
by Space Panda
Super Aggro Crag wrote:I never said pterosaurs evolved into birbs i said dimorphodon evolved into other pterosaurs
I posted a fuzzy lizard and you keep shifting the goal posts knock it off
yes and the fuzzy lizards died because lizards shouldn't have hair
Re: lizards wearing wigs
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2020 8:10 pm
by Sheodir
Actually I'm pretty sure SS13 lizards are warm blooded, be it through genetic modification or something else
Re: lizards wearing wigs
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2020 8:19 pm
by RaveRadbury
Sheodir wrote:Actually I'm pretty sure SS13 lizards are warm blooded, be it through genetic modification or something else
Cold blood lizards were added in
Better species environment handlers, and custom race body temperature, before this they had offset temp thresholds.
Re: lizards wearing wigs
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2020 8:51 pm
by Super Aggro Crag
Space Panda wrote:Super Aggro Crag wrote:I never said pterosaurs evolved into birbs i said dimorphodon evolved into other pterosaurs
I posted a fuzzy lizard and you keep shifting the goal posts knock it off
yes and the fuzzy lizards died because lizards shouldn't have hair
fuzzy lizards died because of a space rock a drillion years ago
who is to say that it is now not a good time for fuzzy lizards in the year of spacemen
Re: lizards wearing wigs
Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2020 5:57 am
by IcePacks
hi just stopping by to say that i'm blown away to see "anthropocentric" used in /tg/station discourse
i am ambivalent towards this thread just swinging by to say this
Re: lizards wearing wigs
Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2020 4:50 pm
by Critawakets
lizards wearing clothing make it so that they keep in heat from the areas where they were in good temperatures, since they wont be going outside to Winter Hell Land for too long, giving them ample time to reheat.
Wearing wigs is still stupid though. It looks creepy like you want to scalp a human to imitate them. And if its for "Keeping Heat" you should wear hair all around your body then
Re: lizards wearing wigs
Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2020 11:44 pm
by wesoda25
Don’t give them any ideas