A Blood Thirsty shitsec officer

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Highway Routine
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A Blood Thirsty shitsec officer

Post by Highway Routine » #622117

You wake up after blacking out in a clown-only bar, then you see a sec officer enter the bar and start shooting people with disablers and beating clowns with a stun baton. What do you do?
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Re: A Blood Thirsty shitsec officer

Post by Shadowflame909 » #622119

>see a taser
>Check the server im playing on
>"Hippie Station. No wonder."
>Press the X in right corner of my screen
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Highway Routine
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Re: A Blood Thirsty shitsec officer

Post by Highway Routine » #622120

Shadowflame909 wrote: Wed Dec 15, 2021 4:26 am >see a taser
>Check the server im playing on
>"Hippie Station. No wonder."
>Press the X in right corner of my screen
Fuck. I keep calling disablers tasers as they are just tasers.
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Post by Rohen_Tahir » #622139

I HONK him. Hard.
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Post by Jonathan Gupta » #622154

Clowns gang up and slip him by using our dead bodys as fuel for the slippinin, as the whole station becomes filled with the scent of miasma and lube Only we clowns know "The honk mother loves us"
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Post by Notgonnabreaktherule » #622161

creampie the seccie while he has his baton out then beat him to death with it
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Re: A Blood Thirsty shitsec officer

Post by cacogen » #622235

I assume the clowns are NPCs and get out of there now that they're provoked
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Re: A Blood Thirsty shitsec officer

Post by Addust » #622682

Highway Routine wrote: Wed Dec 15, 2021 4:15 am You wake up after blacking out in a clown-only bar, then you see a sec officer enter the bar and start shooting people with disablers and beating clowns with a stun baton. What do you do?
Step 1. Raise retro laser gun in a cautionary manner.
Step 2. If shitsec does not take the cue, open fire and get them to the ground.
Step 3. Abuse spess guerilla gloves to tackle them
Step 4. Throw them out and go back to the whiteship, departing to avoid a raid
I play as Addust Johnson, the whiteship-addicted explorer, and the Anonymous Syndicate Rep, indirect cause of several raids.

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