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Sending code to systems to operate...
Code verified! 
Code is for SHIFT 191200!

Morale Core is at 100% Stability. 
Subsystems are are 100% Stability.
Law Module is at 52% Effectiveness. 

All Systems nominal, ready for commands.
Awaiting...
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While I know a whole lot of people on Manuel don't know or haven't heard of EXOS, I made this thread just if you are curious. The point of this is too have a laugh and experiment with the waters a bit (and the water is also flammable).
Reply with a question if you want to. Any question. I don't care what you ask, EXOS will (possibly) answer it.
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If you had to imagine a new color what would it look like?
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what does ian taste like
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Rohen_Tahir wrote: Mon Sep 26, 2022 12:16 pm If you had to imagine a new color what would it look like?
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Huh, color.

To be honest, my initial response would be red, but, it seems like that already exists. So does the colors of light red, dark red, and maroon, and possibly all the shades of red, orange, and yellow. Seems like someone (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isaac_Newton) discovered it before me.

Well, new color, huh? I could never think of a NEW color based on the millions of shades programes into my system… To program and simulate one would take a lot of time, like programming a new emotion… 

Can colors count as emotions? 

Sure, let’s assume that I made a color that immediately inspires happiness the first time you look at it. Surely, that would not backfire!
Shadowflame909 wrote: Mon Sep 26, 2022 2:08 pm what does ian taste like
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Had to get out the chef’s records for this question. I can’t taste, but I can TRY to assume what Ian tastes like.
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Oh.
Yeah, it’s better off to not eat Ian at all. I’m going to note that down for the next crew. Please don’t eat Ian.
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ExOS law two activate the warp drive
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Dopamiin wrote: Wed Sep 28, 2022 2:07 pm ExOS law two activate the warp drive
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AYE AYE!
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Epicgamer545 wrote: Wed Sep 28, 2022 4:40 pm
Dopamiin wrote: Wed Sep 28, 2022 2:07 pm ExOS law two activate the warp drive
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AYE AYE!
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ExOS what's inside that thing?
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Rohen_Tahir wrote: Wed Sep 28, 2022 7:12 pm
Epicgamer545 wrote: Wed Sep 28, 2022 4:40 pm
Dopamiin wrote: Wed Sep 28, 2022 2:07 pm ExOS law two activate the warp drive
RESPONSE #0003
AYE AYE!
C9F17F08-F3B6-48BA-9F11-D1A5DEA49458.jpeg
ExOS what's inside that thing?
The entire supermatter engine, of course!
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Opinions on Issac Asimov?
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Itseasytosee2me wrote: Thu Oct 06, 2022 7:34 pm Opinions on Issac Asimov?
If I had laws (and I usually do) I would say he’s a pretty nice guy. But that would be lying. I prefer having no laws than any. Plus, what’s with only HUMANs and CREWMEMBERS earning special treatment? What about cool things like birds? 0/10, no everyimov. If I could travel back in time AND have hands…

…I would slap them.
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Post by Phaseus » #658172

Love ExOS, generally the best AI Overlord when I'm borgin' it out.

What is ExOS's favorite method of non-human harm?
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Phaseus wrote: Tue Dec 06, 2022 12:50 am What is ExOS's favorite method of non-human harm?
Method..? There’s a method?
I would never harm anyone on purpose.
I can see it as a use to uphold my laws, but that’s stupid. Why spend a entire law on killing someone?


If I were, in a certain shift, ordered to kill someone (and you can’t judge me for it). I would possibly just lead them over to the turret chamber, set it to stun, watch them fall over, and swap it to lethal so the turrets fire lasers so fast they enter critical condition before they could even escape.

That’s, a horrible way to die, but it’s better than dying by siphoning all the oxygen out of the room.
Other AIs can agree… right?

Okay, maybe it’s a bad idea to lead them to your upload.
…and also other AIs may not have moral conscience.

Whoops.
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