GET DAT FUKKEN DISK 2: ELEKTRIK DISKALOO

ShadowDimentio · Thu Apr 02, 2015 7:17 pm

Bottom post of the previous page:

Action: Scream at the Miners with the intensity of a thousand suns to stop being fucking incompetent and bring me some goddamn candy so I can start upgrading this shithole.

Post by **Shaps-cloud** » Thu Apr 02, 2015 8:29 pm #80013

Shaps wrote:What the fuck is this why am I listed under silicons, who the fuck is responsible for this?? Anyway, I go stop by Cargo to get lots of large beakers, maybe they won't be SHIT and will actually help me

Wow I just got completely ignored, it's like being the real CMO! I go to medbay to make sure things are going alright and call goofball a dumbfuck and to get back to work making actual meds, then go to my office to suit up

TheNightingale · Fri Apr 03, 2015 10:49 am

Cadence still couldn't think of a plan - and apparently neither could the other operative. She walked over to the reading room for inspiration - 'Nuclear Disk and You - Operatives 101' is good for that - and, suddenly, inspiration appeared. The card of a pAI lay on the table, beeping softly.

She picked it up, and looked at the available personalities:
"PHOENIX.PORTABLE"
Action: DOWNLOAD

Miauw · Post by **Miauw** » Sat Apr 04, 2015 11:18 am #80303

lol tomorrow is easter so i wont be able to do shit and then i'll be somewhere without access to proper typing devices until friday so have an update now.

peoplearestrange wrote: JOB: Engiebord
ACTION: Bolt the doors that I've just built.

[1] YOU BOLT THE DOORS OPEN.

Wyzack wrote:JERB: Detective

ACTION: Scowl a bunch, nod knowingly at the greyshirt that we will never speak of this to anyone, and stalk off to acquire some sweet healing whiskey.

[5] YOU FIND THE BAR BROKEN INTO AND THE BOOZE VENDOR HACKED. YOU ARE NOW COMPLETELY HAMMERED.

Scones wrote: SHOUT LOUDLY FOR THE AI TO OPEN THIS SHIT AND GO PUT ON MY GLOVES BEFORE MAKING A STUPID ANNOUNCEMENT

[3] THE AI ASKS WHY YOU NEED THE GUN IN THE FIRST PLACE

ShadowDimentio wrote:Action: Scream at the Miners with the intensity of a thousand suns to stop being fucking incompetent and bring me some goddamn candy so I can start upgrading this shithole.

[1] YOU SCREAM YOUR VOCAL CORDS OUT. YOU CAN NO LONGER SPEAK.

Shaps wrote:
Shaps wrote:What the fuck is this why am I listed under silicons, who the fuck is responsible for this?? Anyway, I go stop by Cargo to get lots of large beakers, maybe they won't be SHIT and will actually help me
Wow I just got completely ignored, it's like being the real CMO! I go to medbay to make sure things are going alright and call goofball a dumbfuck and to get back to work making actual meds, then go to my office to suit up

bold your action you nerd :V
[6] YOU MAKE A BEAKER OF ADMINORDRAZANE.
Message from admins
How did you make that?

TheNightingale wrote:Cadence still couldn't think of a plan - and apparently neither could the other operative. She walked over to the reading room for inspiration - 'Nuclear Disk and You - Operatives 101' is good for that - and, suddenly, inspiration appeared. The card of a pAI lay on the table, beeping softly.

She picked it up, and looked at the available personalities:
"PHOENIX.PORTABLE"
Action: DOWNLOAD

[5] YOU DOWNLOAD THE PAI.

Spoiler:

why is nobody posting actions ;-;7

ShadowDimentio · Sat Apr 04, 2015 1:55 pm

Action: Realize my greater purpose of being a mime. Take out my PDA and write to the AI that I need to enter the Theater to gear up. Also, pray to the Great Silence that I have transcended my mortal form and have realized them as the one and only true gods.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sat Apr 04, 2015 2:03 pm #80315

Action: Load the basic communications software package plus security and medical scanners. Hope not to misclick and accidentally get the op a doorjack.

Drynwyn · Post by **Drynwyn** » Sat Apr 04, 2015 5:10 pm #80338

Action: Open the theater and captain's office. Then, use the CMO desk to make an announcement that the captain is 90% latex.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Sat Apr 04, 2015 5:49 pm #80344

Action:prowl the hallways in my elevated state looking for crime, clues, and people to scowl at. Monologue to self when necessary

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sat Apr 04, 2015 7:00 pm #80348

Wyzack wrote:Action:prowl the hallways in my elevated state looking for crime, clues, and people to scowl at. Monologue to self when necessary

Did you mean: Stumble around drunk bumping into every wall on this station at least twice?

iamgoofball · Post by **iamgoofball** » Sat Apr 04, 2015 7:16 pm #80349

Action: Make 20 hellfoam grenades for perfectly valid medical situations. A few clf3 phlog black powder foam mixes, some f-acid clf3 foam mixes, and some toxic foam on the side for those special cases.
Make some calomel syringes and mix up some meth pills for when I GottaGoFast. Tell the doctors to fuck off and to go order meds from cargo or some shit.
Take 2. When you get knocked down, get back up again, that water+potass is never gonna keep you down

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sat Apr 04, 2015 8:32 pm #80358

TFW you nitro yourself?

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Sat Apr 04, 2015 11:48 pm #80373

DemonFiren wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Action:prowl the hallways in my elevated state looking for crime, clues, and people to scowl at. Monologue to self when necessary
Did you mean: Stumble around drunk bumping into every wall on this station at least twice?

Detectives do not metabolise whiskey the same way regular beings do. It knits together their wounds and puts them in a state of heightened perception, ready to chop a handgun out of a crook's hand at a moments notice or scowl around and find clues with alarming skill

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sun Apr 05, 2015 12:24 am #80378

No, no, that's Russians.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Sun Apr 05, 2015 1:44 am #80385

nuh uh, Russians receive similar benefits, but from vodka rather than whiskey

Incomptinence · Sun Apr 05, 2015 9:57 am

Jorb: Disku

Start making my moves on that sexy emergency oxygen tank right in front of her emergency mask boyfriend.

Post by **Shaps-cloud** » Mon Apr 06, 2015 3:09 am #80566

ACTION: BATON THE EVERLOVING FUCK OUT OF GOOF AND TELL HIM TO GET BACK TO DOING USEFUL SHIT, THEN TELL THE ADMIN MY CHARACTER LEARNED HOW TO MAKE THAT SHIT IN SPACE NAM

MrBrownFullFrown · Mon Apr 06, 2015 1:49 pm

Von Krossenheim 'Forcewaldo'

Mime/Scientist/Chemist

NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT THE MASK ON.

Post by **MMMiracles** » Mon Apr 06, 2015 2:15 pm #80619

JOB: Fluke OP extraordinaire

ACTION: Realize I'm late for the nuke planning and proceed to make a cool entrance into the outpost via pod ramming into the opposite side of the planning table. Jump out the front via front flip for extra style points.

Literally no way this can go wrong.

Scones · Post by **Scones** » Mon Apr 06, 2015 4:07 pm #80645

WELL THE JOKE IS ON THE AI BECAUSE WHEN I MADE IT CORPORATE, I GAVE IT AN EXTRA LAW SAYING QUESTIONING THE CAPTAIN IS THE MOST EXPENSIVE ACTION POSSIBLE

ACKSHEN: WAIT FOR THE GARBAGE COMPUTER TO UNBOLT MY OFFICE AND TAKE MY PINPOINTER BECAUSE I'LL NEED TO HAND THAT OFF

Not-Dorsidarf · Tue Apr 07, 2015 2:13 pm

Job: assistant:
Throw officer into door to open, steal spacesuit, hover by solars

TheNightingale · Tue Apr 07, 2015 5:03 pm

Job: Cadence Meme, Operative operating operationally
Action: Cadence stared at the newcomer's dynamic entrance, raising an eyebrow. Slamming her hand on the table again - that poor table - she suggested a stealth-based course of action, the details of which are not covered here. Her plan involved plastic surgery, several briefcases of cash, a maintenance autocloner and a syndicate minibomb. Cadence stood up, walked over to the table, and tried to demonstrate using an empty pizza box as a briefcase and a pinpointer for a minibomb.
Operative (hurr) word, 'tried'.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Tue Apr 07, 2015 7:37 pm #80946

>minibomb

>stealth

Post by **Shaps-cloud** » Fri Apr 10, 2015 5:01 pm #81503

Bump???

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Fri Apr 10, 2015 5:35 pm #81516

Yeah where the fuck is the GM at?

Scones · Post by **Scones** » Fri Apr 10, 2015 5:45 pm #81522

Wyzack wrote:Yeah where the fuck is the GM at?

See:

Miauw wrote:lol tomorrow is easter so i wont be able to do shit and then i'll be somewhere without access to proper typing devices until friday so have an update now.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Fri Apr 10, 2015 5:46 pm #81524

Laaaaaaaaaaaame

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sat Apr 11, 2015 12:38 pm #81647

Well, it IS Friday.
Or Saturday...is it Saturday already?

Miauw · Post by **Miauw** » Sun Apr 12, 2015 11:23 am #81792

whoops sorry

Miauw · Post by **Miauw** » Sun Apr 12, 2015 11:36 am #81794

ShadowDimentio wrote:Action: Realize my greater purpose of being a mime. Take out my PDA and write to the AI that I need to enter the Theater to gear up. Also, pray to the Great Silence that I have transcended my mortal form and have realized them as the one and only true gods.

[3] THE AI OPENS THE DOOR, AND IT CLOSES BEHIND YOU.
[4] YOU ARE SILENT.

DemonFiren wrote:Action: Load the basic communications software package plus security and medical scanners. Hope not to misclick and accidentally get the op a doorjack.

[4] OK.

Drynwyn wrote:Action: Open the theater and captain's office. Then, use the CMO desk to make an announcement that the captain is 90% latex.

[3] YEAH ALRIGHT. THREES ARE SO BORING.

Wyzack wrote:Action:prowl the hallways in my elevated state looking for crime, clues, and people to scowl at. Monologue to self when necessary

[2] YOU ENTER EVA TO LOOK FOR CLUES, BUT THE DOOR CLOSES BEHIND YOU AND YOU HAVE NO ACCESS.
YOU VIGOROUSLY EXAMINE THE BROKEN WINDOW. OW.

iamgoofball wrote:Action: Make 20 hellfoam grenades for perfectly valid medical situations. A few clf3 phlog black powder foam mixes, some f-acid clf3 foam mixes, and some toxic foam on the side for those special cases.
Make some calomel syringes and mix up some meth pills for when I GottaGoFast. Tell the doctors to fuck off and to go order meds from cargo or some shit.
Take 2. When you get knocked down, get back up again, that water+potass is never gonna keep you down

[4] YOU MAKE SOME GRENADES THAT EXPLODE.

Incomptinence wrote:Jorb: Disku

Start making my moves on that sexy emergency oxygen tank right in front of her emergency mask boyfriend.

[1] THE EMERGENCY OXYGEN TANK SCREAMS, AND THE BULKY MASK CLOSES IN ON YOU.

Shaps wrote:ACTION: BATON THE EVERLOVING FUCK OUT OF GOOF AND TELL HIM TO GET BACK TO DOING USEFUL SHIT, THEN TELL THE ADMIN MY CHARACTER LEARNED HOW TO MAKE THAT SHIT IN SPACE NAM

[2] GOOF DISARMS YOU AND STEALS YOUR BATON
[5] THE ADMINS BUY IT.

MrBrownFullFrown wrote:Von Krossenheim 'Forcewaldo'

Mime/Scientist/Chemist

NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT THE MASK ON.

[6] EVERYBODY CARES. YOU ARE COVERED IN PEOPLE AND ARE STUCK.

MMMiracles wrote:JOB: Fluke OP extraordinaire

ACTION: Realize I'm late for the nuke planning and proceed to make a cool entrance into the outpost via pod ramming into the opposite side of the planning table. Jump out the front via front flip for extra style points.

Literally no way this can go wrong.

[6] YOU FLY THROUGH THE WALL, JUMPING OUT WHILE IT GOES. THE POD HITS THE ORDERING CONSOLE AND EXPLODES. GOOD JOB.

Scones wrote:WELL THE JOKE IS ON THE AI BECAUSE WHEN I MADE IT CORPORATE, I GAVE IT AN EXTRA LAW SAYING QUESTIONING THE CAPTAIN IS THE MOST EXPENSIVE ACTION POSSIBLE

ACKSHEN: WAIT FOR THE GARBAGE COMPUTER TO UNBOLT MY OFFICE AND TAKE MY PINPOINTER BECAUSE I'LL NEED TO HAND THAT OFF

[6] THE PINPOINTER IS NOW IN YOUR CHEST CAVITY. WHAT.

Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Job: assistant:
Throw officer into door to open, steal spacesuit, hover by solars

[1] THE OFFICER HARMBATONS YOU. YOU ARE NOW IN THE BRIG.

TheNightingale wrote:Job: Cadence Meme, Operative operating operationally
Action: Cadence stared at the newcomer's dynamic entrance, raising an eyebrow. Slamming her hand on the table again - that poor table - she suggested a stealth-based course of action, the details of which are not covered here. Her plan involved plastic surgery, several briefcases of cash, a maintenance autocloner and a syndicate minibomb. Cadence stood up, walked over to the table, and tried to demonstrate using an empty pizza box as a briefcase and a pinpointer for a minibomb.
Operative (hurr) word, 'tried'.

[3] EVERYBODY AGREES THAT THE DISK COULD VERY WELL BE HIDDEN IN A PIZZA BOX.

Spoiler:

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sun Apr 12, 2015 11:46 am #81795

That is a frightening amount of crits.

Also,
JOB: pAI
ACTION: Suggest to the nuke-ops that, should they strike a special deal with Syndicate Command and potentially sacrifice some TCs, I may be able to obtain abilities beyond the common pAI.

Drynwyn · Post by **Drynwyn** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 11:09 am #81924

Job: Suffering
Action: Help the engineers set up the engine by configuring the SMES. EDIT: Tell borg over binary to leave my core once they finish so I can bolt and depower my airlocks.

peoplearestrange · Mon Apr 13, 2015 11:26 am

JOB: Engiebork
ACTION(or INACTION): Manually build walls using metal sheets in the open airlocks
PT2: Ask the AI over binary what to do next?

Post by **Shaps-cloud** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 12:12 pm #81931

JOB: CMO
ACTION: FIRST, I TAKE STOCK OF THE SITUATION
MY CHEMIST HAS A SHITLOAD OF HELLNADES AND NOW JUST TOOK MY PRIDE AND JOY, MY BATON
I IMMEDIATELY PANIC AND SHOUT OUT OVER COMMAND RADIO THAT GOOF IS A REV AND ABOUT TO KILL ME, AND THEN I TRY TO MIX FLASH POWDER (WITHOUT STABILIZING AGENT, I NEED THAT FLASH NOW)

Scones · Post by **Scones** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 3:31 pm #81968

JOB: I MAY WELL BE CALLED CAPTAIN, BUT THE TITLE BRINGS WITH IT ALL THE PRESTIGE AND RESPONSIBILITY OF SOME KIND OF MANCHILD KINDERGARTEN TEACHER

ACTION: REALIZE THAT I AM NOW OUR ONLY HOPE IN REGARDS TO THE DISK STAYING SAFE. SIT ON THE BRIDGE IN THE /COMMAND CHAIR/

Captain's Announcement
"crew we may have meme men on board according to this nice piece of paper so please stay safe and do not think we'll be gettin dat disk because el pinpointer has become lodged in the space between my sternum and lungs"

iamgoofball · Post by **iamgoofball** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 6:54 pm #82003

Job: Chemist
Action: Hand back baton and say "Dude what the fuck man, I was gonna make meds after the grenades."

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 7:01 pm #82005

Job: Detective
Action: Light a cigarette, call for the AI to let me out god dammit and scan the broken window from a distance with my handy scanner

Miauw · Post by **Miauw** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 3:56 pm #82192

DemonFiren wrote:That is a frightening amount of crits.

Also,
JOB: pAI
ACTION: Suggest to the nuke-ops that, should they strike a special deal with Syndicate Command and potentially sacrifice some TCs, I may be able to obtain abilities beyond the common pAI.

[4] YOU SUGGEST THIS.

Drynwyn wrote:Job: Suffering
Action: Help the engineers set up the engine by configuring the SMES. EDIT: Tell borg over binary to leave my core once they finish so I can bolt and depower my airlocks.

[1] YOUR INCOMPETENCY CAUSES THE SMES UNIT TO EXPLODE. GOOD FUCKING JOB.

peoplearestrange wrote:JOB: Engiebork
ACTION(or INACTION): Manually build walls using metal sheets in the open airlocks
PT2: Ask the AI over binary what to do next?

[2] SOMEBODY LEFT AN AIRLOCK OPEN, SPACE WIND BLOWS THE GIRDERS AWAY EVERY TIME YOU TRY TO BUILD WALLS.

Shaps wrote:JOB: CMO
ACTION: FIRST, I TAKE STOCK OF THE SITUATION
MY CHEMIST HAS A SHITLOAD OF HELLNADES AND NOW JUST TOOK MY PRIDE AND JOY, MY BATON
I IMMEDIATELY PANIC AND SHOUT OUT OVER COMMAND RADIO THAT GOOF IS A REV AND ABOUT TO KILL ME, AND THEN I TRY TO MIX FLASH POWDER (WITHOUT STABILIZING AGENT, I NEED THAT FLASH NOW)

[4] GOOF IS BLINDED AND DROPS HIS GRENADES.

Scones wrote:JOB: I MAY WELL BE CALLED CAPTAIN, BUT THE TITLE BRINGS WITH IT ALL THE PRESTIGE AND RESPONSIBILITY OF SOME KIND OF MANCHILD KINDERGARTEN TEACHER

ACTION: REALIZE THAT I AM NOW OUR ONLY HOPE IN REGARDS TO THE DISK STAYING SAFE. SIT ON THE BRIDGE IN THE /COMMAND CHAIR/

Captain's Announcement
"crew we may have meme men on board according to this nice piece of paper so please stay safe and do not think we'll be gettin dat disk because el pinpointer has become lodged in the space between my sternum and lungs"

[1] THE COMMAND CHAIR BREAKS UNDER YOUR FAT ASS. THE SHOCKWAVE KNOCKS OUT POWER IN THE BRIDGE.

iamgoofball wrote:Job: Chemist
Action: Hand back baton and say "Dude what the fuck man, I was gonna make meds after the grenades."

[2] YOU ROLLED A TWO BUT THE BATON IS ALREADY ON THE FLOOR AND SHIT IDK MAN

Wyzack wrote:Job: Detective
Action: Light a cigarette, call for the AI to let me out god dammit and scan the broken window from a distance with my handy scanner

[2] THE LIGHTER ISN'T WORKING PROPERLY.
[5] YOU FIND INCRIMINATING PRINTS OF EVERYBODY ON THE STATION.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 4:31 pm #82201

Job: Detective

This is huge. A break-in conspiracy to rob EVA orchestrated by the entire station, possibly to sell the goods to the syndicate high command

ACTION: Throw shit at the exposed grill until it breaks, dive through the opening and flee to maintenance where i can plan my retaliation against these syndicate collaborator scum

Scones · Post by **Scones** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 4:55 pm #82202

JOB: I'M THE CAPTAIN
ACTION: GOOD THING THERE IS A CROWBAR IN THAT RED TOOLBOX ON THE BRIDGE. LET MYSELF OUT AND GO UP TO THE BRIG

Drynwyn · Post by **Drynwyn** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 6:31 pm #82209

JOB: DOORKNOB

ACTION: BLAME SMES EXPLOSION ON SHADOWLINGS

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 6:39 pm #82210

Job: pAI
Action: Pray to the adminbus that they support the TC-for-cool-shit exchange so I can get my robust on.

Post by **Shaps-cloud** » Wed Apr 15, 2015 12:32 pm #82321

Job: CMO
Action: I LAY ON THE GROUND AFTER HAVING FLASHED MYSELF AND GOOF, FEELING SATISFIED. I THEN GET UP, WORDLESSLY PAT GOOF ON THE SHOULDER REASSURINGLY AND LEAVE TO WALK AROUND THE STATION LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO HELP

peoplearestrange · Tue Apr 21, 2015 3:20 pm

Job: Engiebadborg
Action: *buzz in frustration. Ask the AI what to do next.

Ezel · Post by **Ezel** » Fri Apr 24, 2015 8:25 am #83775

Job:Assistent

As a greytide i seek a toolbelt metal tools and a battery in tool storage

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Fri Apr 24, 2015 8:42 am #83776

(DAMMIT GM GET ON IT)

Miauw · Post by **Miauw** » Sun Apr 26, 2015 11:51 am #84132

Post by **Thunder11** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 10:08 am #84291

Thunder12345 - Security Officer
Action: Step off of arrivals shuttle and attempt to reach the brig safely

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 10:22 am #84295

I think you mean the arrivals shuttle.

Post by **Thunder11** » Tue Apr 28, 2015 8:59 am #84476

Pfft yeah, I did

Post by **Shaps-cloud** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 1:51 pm #84686

Game already ded

Post by **Thunder11** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 2:41 pm #84700

Wyzack wrote:Job: Detective
This is huge. A break-in conspiracy to rob EVA orchestrated by the entire station, possibly to sell the goods to the syndicate high command
ACTION: Throw shit at the exposed grill until it breaks, dive through the opening and flee to maintenance where i can plan my retaliation against these syndicate collaborator scum

[3]
You hide in maintenance and begin to plot your revenge

Scones wrote:JOB: I'M THE CAPTAIN
ACTION: GOOD THING THERE IS A CROWBAR IN THAT RED TOOLBOX ON THE BRIDGE. LET MYSELF OUT AND GO UP TO THE BRIG

[1]
You drop the crowbar on your foot, breaking both it and your foot. Your stubbed toe urges you to call the shuttle.

Drynwyn wrote:JOB: DOORKNOB
ACTION: BLAME SMES EXPLOSION ON SHADOWLINGS

[2]
The crew don't believe you and a few people begin to call you rogue

DemonFiren wrote:Job: pAI
Action: Pray to the adminbus that they support the TC-for-cool-shit exchange so I can get my robust on.

[3]
The Gods do not deign to intervene at this time, however, they refrain from smiting you

Shaps wrote:Job: CMO
Action: I LAY ON THE GROUND AFTER HAVING FLASHED MYSELF AND GOOF, FEELING SATISFIED. I THEN GET UP, WORDLESSLY PAT GOOF ON THE SHOULDER REASSURINGLY AND LEAVE TO WALK AROUND THE STATION LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO HELP

[3]
You cannot find anyone to help

peoplearestrange wrote:Job: Engiebadborg
Action: *buzz in frustration. Ask the AI what to do next.

[1]
You can't get the AI to respond. People blame you for the SMES explosion, and call you rogue

Ezel wrote:Job:Assistent
As a greytide i seek a toolbelt metal tools and a battery in tool storage

[4]
You find a full toolbelt, a battery and a stack of metal

Thunder11 wrote:Thunder12345 - Security Officer
Action: Step off of arrivals shuttle and attempt to reach the brig safely

[-1]
I take a wrong turning and walk out the airlock. I am dead.