I'd use this jackoff for August Finster
When I was really little, I'd make up stories in my mind (and later write them down) about a group of ragtag freedom fighters battling against a super megacorporation known as "Finster Corp.", run by the dastardly greedy August Finster.
And what show was perfect for inspiring greedy characters?
Motherfucking Ducktales.
Curious what everyone else will come up with, if anything.