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Ask the Axe Wielding RD.
Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2016 11:00 am
by PlaugeWalker
[inb4copy of ask nanotrasen]
Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.
Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2016 11:04 am
by DemonFiren
Dear RD,
WHEN THE FUCK AM I GETTING MY AXE BACK.
Yours sincerely,
Atmosia.
Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.
Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2016 11:09 am
by PlaugeWalker
DemonFiren wrote:Dear RD,
WHEN THE FUCK AM I GETTING MY AXE BACK.
Yours sincerely,
Atmosia.
When Jane decides to stop mass producing gas chambers to use on lizards.
Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.
Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2016 3:18 pm
by Shaps-cloud
Dear RD,
Why do you have an axe? Please put it down before someone gets hurt
Sincerely,
Medbay
Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.
Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2016 5:36 pm
by bandit
Dear RD,
What happened to the TTVs?
Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.
Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2016 6:16 pm
by Maccus
AdminPM from Guy You've Literally Never Heard Of: What do you think you're doing?
Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.
Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2016 9:21 pm
by PlaugeWalker
bandit wrote:Dear RD,
What happened to the TTVs?
The Lings at them.
Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.
Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2016 9:22 pm
by PlaugeWalker
Shaps wrote:Dear RD,
Why do you have an axe? Please put it down before someone gets hurt
Sincerely,
Medbay
THE LINGS ARE EVERYWHERE YOU'RE PROBABLY A LING TOO!
Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.
Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2016 9:23 pm
by PlaugeWalker
Maccus wrote:AdminPM from Guy You've Literally Never Heard Of: What do you think you're doing?
PM-to Admin:Saving myself, by welding myself in the metastation escape pods
Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.
Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2016 11:08 pm
by Thunder11
Dear RD,
Please give us the axe before someone gets hurt.
HoS
Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.
Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2016 12:36 am
by sirnat
Dear RD,
Can I print myself some guns, and steal some of your firing pins?
Sincerely, the local greyshit.
Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.
Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2016 7:26 am
by PlaugeWalker
Thunder11 wrote:Dear RD,
Please give us the axe before someone gets hurt.
HoS
BACK OFF YOU HITLER
Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.
Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2016 8:45 am
by PlaugeWalker
sirnat wrote:Dear RD,
Can I print myself some guns, and steal some of your firing pins?
Sincerely, the local greyshit.
Fine by me.
Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.
Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2016 12:09 pm
by TheNightingale
Dear RD,
You are aware that your fire axe is equipped with a GPS locator, and a deathsq-- I mean, Loyalty Enforcement Squad, is converging on your position? It seems the best way for you to survive this would be to put the axe back where it belongs.
(Muffled voice) There's no way he's going to fall for that... did we even send a squad?
* Not yet.
Sincerely,
Central Command
(Loyalty and Operational Security Enforcement Regime)
Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.
Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2016 12:14 pm
by imblyings
*goes to disarm the rd for the axe*
t. assistant
Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.
Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2016 1:22 pm
by DemonFiren
TheNightingale wrote:Dear RD,
You are aware that your fire axe is equipped with a GPS locator, and a deathsq-- I mean, Loyalty Enforcement Squad, is converging on your position? It seems the best way for you to survive this would be to put the axe back where it belongs.
(Muffled voice) There's no way he's going to fall for that... did we even send a squad?
* Not yet.
Sincerely,
Central Command
(Loyalty and Operational Security Enforcement Regime)
Central.
The axe is our job.
Let us Atmosians do our fucking jobs.
Yours truly, Opens-The-Valve.
Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.
Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2016 5:41 pm
by Pascal123
Dear RD,
Why the fuck did you try to hack me to death a few shifts ago.
Sincerely, A victim
Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.
Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2016 6:29 pm
by Jazaen
Dear RD,
You are requested to remove harmful device OBJ:AXE"VAR:HARMFUL,MISUSED,DANGEROUS" from LOCATION:SS13/*RESEARCH*. Our statistics show that *Static* STATISTICS FABRICATION SOFTWARE ONLINE 90% of axe wielding OBJ:LIVING/HUMAN/NT/SS13/HEAD/RD suffer DEATH at the hands of REVOLTING CREW MEMBERS. To ensure safety of you and operations conducted on this station (DESIGNATION:SS13-CLASS RESEARCH OUTPOST 35xc4) we recommend you return it to the case you took it from. Could you do that without hacking any OBJ:LIVING/*HUMAN* into bits? Until you do, your PRIV:AI-UPLOAD-ACCESS is being revoked to prevent harmful influence upon us and crew.
Yours sincerely
AI.
Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.
Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2016 6:40 pm
by TheNightingale
Dear RD,
ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴘᴜᴛ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴡᴇᴀᴘᴏɴ. ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴡᴇɴᴛʏ sᴇᴄᴏɴᴅs ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟʏ.
-ED-209
Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.
Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2016 11:52 pm
by PlaugeWalker
TheNightingale wrote:Dear RD,
ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴘᴜᴛ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴡᴇᴀᴘᴏɴ. ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴡᴇɴᴛʏ sᴇᴄᴏɴᴅs ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟʏ.
-ED-209
*staff of change to mouse*
Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.
Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2016 11:54 pm
by PlaugeWalker
Pascal123 wrote:Dear RD,
Why the fuck did you try to hack me to death a few shifts ago.
Sincerely, A victim
Because you were my target clown.
Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.
Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2016 7:27 am
by kevinz000
Dear RD,
Radioactive Teleportation Armour
Sincerely, random guy.
Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.
Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2016 12:26 pm
by bandit
Dear RD,
You dropped your bags of holding!
Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.
Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2016 12:33 pm
by TheNightingale
Dear RD,
sǫᴜᴇᴀᴋ. sǫᴜᴇᴀᴋ sǫᴜᴇᴀᴋ sǫᴜᴇᴀᴋ.
-Out-of-place mouse
Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.
Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2016 4:26 pm
by DemonFiren
bandit wrote:Dear RD,
You dropped your bags of holding!
No stealing.
Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.
Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2016 12:11 am
by Laz0rgrunt
Dear RD,
Why do you have two bags of holdings in your hand?
Sincerely, a very paranoid HoS.
Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.
Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2016 4:29 pm
by VincVsVincent
Dear RD,
When do you have my bombs ready?
Friendly regards, your average greytide
Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.
Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2016 5:31 pm
by Davidchan
Dr RD,
These bean bags you put in the bar are awfully lively, are you sure they are safe?
Sincerely, the gun-toting Bartender.
Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.
Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2016 6:54 am
by Jacough
Dear RD,
Wow, you can't crit me with your axe just because I punched you a few times enjoy your ban
Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 4:36 am
by PlaugeWalker
TheNightingale wrote:Dear RD,
sǫᴜᴇᴀᴋ. sǫᴜᴇᴀᴋ sǫᴜᴇᴀᴋ sǫᴜᴇᴀᴋ.
-Out-of-place mouse
Squeak squeak squeaker squeak
Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 4:37 am
by PlaugeWalker
Laz0rgrunt wrote:Dear RD,
Why do you have two bags of holdings in your hand?
Sincerely, a very paranoid HoS.
ALL HAIL LORD SINGULOTH
Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 4:38 am
by PlaugeWalker
Davidchan wrote:Dr RD,
These bean bags you put in the bar are awfully lively, are you sure they are safe?
Sincerely, the gun-toting Bartender.
Trust me I'm a doctor...