Ask the Axe Wielding RD.
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- DemonFiren
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Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.
Dear RD,
WHEN THE FUCK AM I GETTING MY AXE BACK.
Yours sincerely,
Atmosia.
WHEN THE FUCK AM I GETTING MY AXE BACK.
Yours sincerely,
Atmosia.
- PlaugeWalker
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Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.
When Jane decides to stop mass producing gas chambers to use on lizards.DemonFiren wrote:Dear RD,
WHEN THE FUCK AM I GETTING MY AXE BACK.
Yours sincerely,
Atmosia.
- Shaps-cloud
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Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.
Dear RD,
Why do you have an axe? Please put it down before someone gets hurt
Sincerely,
Medbay
Why do you have an axe? Please put it down before someone gets hurt
Sincerely,
Medbay
- bandit
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Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.
Dear RD,
What happened to the TTVs?
What happened to the TTVs?
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Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.
AdminPM from Guy You've Literally Never Heard Of: What do you think you're doing?
Spoiler:
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Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.
Shaps wrote:Dear RD,
Why do you have an axe? Please put it down before someone gets hurt
Sincerely,
Medbay
THE LINGS ARE EVERYWHERE YOU'RE PROBABLY A LING TOO!
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Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.
PM-to Admin:Saving myself, by welding myself in the metastation escape podsMaccus wrote:AdminPM from Guy You've Literally Never Heard Of: What do you think you're doing?
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Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.
Dear RD,
Please give us the axe before someone gets hurt.
HoS
Please give us the axe before someone gets hurt.
HoS
Spoiler:
- sirnat
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Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.
Dear RD,
Can I print myself some guns, and steal some of your firing pins?
Sincerely, the local greyshit.
Can I print myself some guns, and steal some of your firing pins?
Sincerely, the local greyshit.
- PlaugeWalker
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Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.
BACK OFF YOU HITLERThunder11 wrote:Dear RD,
Please give us the axe before someone gets hurt.
HoS
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Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.
Fine by me.sirnat wrote:Dear RD,
Can I print myself some guns, and steal some of your firing pins?
Sincerely, the local greyshit.
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Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.
Dear RD,
You are aware that your fire axe is equipped with a GPS locator, and a deathsq-- I mean, Loyalty Enforcement Squad, is converging on your position? It seems the best way for you to survive this would be to put the axe back where it belongs.
(Muffled voice) There's no way he's going to fall for that... did we even send a squad?
* Not yet.
Sincerely,
Central Command
(Loyalty and Operational Security Enforcement Regime)
You are aware that your fire axe is equipped with a GPS locator, and a deathsq-- I mean, Loyalty Enforcement Squad, is converging on your position? It seems the best way for you to survive this would be to put the axe back where it belongs.
(Muffled voice) There's no way he's going to fall for that... did we even send a squad?
* Not yet.
Sincerely,
Central Command
(Loyalty and Operational Security Enforcement Regime)
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Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.
*goes to disarm the rd for the axe*
t. assistant
t. assistant
The patched, dusty, trimmed, feathered mantle of evil +13.
- DemonFiren
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Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.
Central.TheNightingale wrote:Dear RD,
You are aware that your fire axe is equipped with a GPS locator, and a deathsq-- I mean, Loyalty Enforcement Squad, is converging on your position? It seems the best way for you to survive this would be to put the axe back where it belongs.
(Muffled voice) There's no way he's going to fall for that... did we even send a squad?
* Not yet.
Sincerely,
Central Command
(Loyalty and Operational Security Enforcement Regime)
The axe is our job.
Let us Atmosians do our fucking jobs.
Yours truly, Opens-The-Valve.
- Pascal123
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Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.
Dear RD,
Why the fuck did you try to hack me to death a few shifts ago.
Sincerely, A victim
Why the fuck did you try to hack me to death a few shifts ago.
Sincerely, A victim
- Jazaen
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Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.
Dear RD,
You are requested to remove harmful device OBJ:AXE"VAR:HARMFUL,MISUSED,DANGEROUS" from LOCATION:SS13/*RESEARCH*. Our statistics show that *Static* STATISTICS FABRICATION SOFTWARE ONLINE 90% of axe wielding OBJ:LIVING/HUMAN/NT/SS13/HEAD/RD suffer DEATH at the hands of REVOLTING CREW MEMBERS. To ensure safety of you and operations conducted on this station (DESIGNATION:SS13-CLASS RESEARCH OUTPOST 35xc4) we recommend you return it to the case you took it from. Could you do that without hacking any OBJ:LIVING/*HUMAN* into bits? Until you do, your PRIV:AI-UPLOAD-ACCESS is being revoked to prevent harmful influence upon us and crew.
Yours sincerely
AI.
You are requested to remove harmful device OBJ:AXE"VAR:HARMFUL,MISUSED,DANGEROUS" from LOCATION:SS13/*RESEARCH*. Our statistics show that *Static* STATISTICS FABRICATION SOFTWARE ONLINE 90% of axe wielding OBJ:LIVING/HUMAN/NT/SS13/HEAD/RD suffer DEATH at the hands of REVOLTING CREW MEMBERS. To ensure safety of you and operations conducted on this station (DESIGNATION:SS13-CLASS RESEARCH OUTPOST 35xc4) we recommend you return it to the case you took it from. Could you do that without hacking any OBJ:LIVING/*HUMAN* into bits? Until you do, your PRIV:AI-UPLOAD-ACCESS is being revoked to prevent harmful influence upon us and crew.
Yours sincerely
AI.
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Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.
Dear RD,
ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴘᴜᴛ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴡᴇᴀᴘᴏɴ. ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴡᴇɴᴛʏ sᴇᴄᴏɴᴅs ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟʏ.
-ED-209
ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴘᴜᴛ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴡᴇᴀᴘᴏɴ. ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴡᴇɴᴛʏ sᴇᴄᴏɴᴅs ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟʏ.
-ED-209
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Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.
*staff of change to mouse*TheNightingale wrote:Dear RD,
ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴘᴜᴛ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴡᴇᴀᴘᴏɴ. ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴡᴇɴᴛʏ sᴇᴄᴏɴᴅs ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟʏ.
-ED-209
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Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.
Because you were my target clown.Pascal123 wrote:Dear RD,
Why the fuck did you try to hack me to death a few shifts ago.
Sincerely, A victim
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Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.
Dear RD,
Radioactive Teleportation Armour
Sincerely, random guy.
Radioactive Teleportation Armour
Sincerely, random guy.
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- bandit
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Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.
Dear RD,
You dropped your bags of holding!
You dropped your bags of holding!
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Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.
Dear RD,
sǫᴜᴇᴀᴋ. sǫᴜᴇᴀᴋ sǫᴜᴇᴀᴋ sǫᴜᴇᴀᴋ.
-Out-of-place mouse
sǫᴜᴇᴀᴋ. sǫᴜᴇᴀᴋ sǫᴜᴇᴀᴋ sǫᴜᴇᴀᴋ.
-Out-of-place mouse
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Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.
No stealing.bandit wrote:Dear RD,
You dropped your bags of holding!
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Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.
Dear RD,
Why do you have two bags of holdings in your hand?
Sincerely, a very paranoid HoS.
Why do you have two bags of holdings in your hand?
Sincerely, a very paranoid HoS.
- VincVsVincent
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Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.
Dear RD,
When do you have my bombs ready?
Friendly regards, your average greytide
When do you have my bombs ready?
Friendly regards, your average greytide
I'm alive
- Davidchan
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Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.
Dr RD,
These bean bags you put in the bar are awfully lively, are you sure they are safe?
Sincerely, the gun-toting Bartender.
These bean bags you put in the bar are awfully lively, are you sure they are safe?
Sincerely, the gun-toting Bartender.
Law 0: Secborg din do nuffin.
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Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.
Dear RD,
Wow, you can't crit me with your axe just because I punched you a few times enjoy your ban
Wow, you can't crit me with your axe just because I punched you a few times enjoy your ban
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Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.
TheNightingale wrote:Dear RD,
sǫᴜᴇᴀᴋ. sǫᴜᴇᴀᴋ sǫᴜᴇᴀᴋ sǫᴜᴇᴀᴋ.
-Out-of-place mouse
Squeak squeak squeaker squeak
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Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.
Laz0rgrunt wrote:Dear RD,
Why do you have two bags of holdings in your hand?
Sincerely, a very paranoid HoS.
ALL HAIL LORD SINGULOTH
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Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.
Trust me I'm a doctor...Davidchan wrote:Dr RD,
These bean bags you put in the bar are awfully lively, are you sure they are safe?
Sincerely, the gun-toting Bartender.
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