Ask the Axe Wielding RD.

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Ask the Axe Wielding RD.

Post by PlaugeWalker » #150083

[inb4copy of ask nanotrasen]
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Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.

Post by DemonFiren » #150086

Dear RD,

WHEN THE FUCK AM I GETTING MY AXE BACK.

Yours sincerely,
Atmosia.
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Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.

Post by PlaugeWalker » #150088

DemonFiren wrote:Dear RD,

WHEN THE FUCK AM I GETTING MY AXE BACK.

Yours sincerely,
Atmosia.
When Jane decides to stop mass producing gas chambers to use on lizards.
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Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.

Post by Shaps-cloud » #150111

Dear RD,

Why do you have an axe? Please put it down before someone gets hurt

Sincerely,
Medbay
P.S. Shoot Dr. Allen on sight and dissolve his body in acid. Don't burn it.
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Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.

Post by bandit » #150120

Dear RD,

What happened to the TTVs?
"I don't see any difference between ERP and rape." -- erro

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Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.

Post by Maccus » #150122

AdminPM from Guy You've Literally Never Heard Of: What do you think you're doing?
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Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.

Post by PlaugeWalker » #150144

bandit wrote:Dear RD,

What happened to the TTVs?
The Lings at them.
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Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.

Post by PlaugeWalker » #150145

Shaps wrote:Dear RD,

Why do you have an axe? Please put it down before someone gets hurt

Sincerely,
Medbay

THE LINGS ARE EVERYWHERE YOU'RE PROBABLY A LING TOO!
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Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.

Post by PlaugeWalker » #150146

Maccus wrote:AdminPM from Guy You've Literally Never Heard Of: What do you think you're doing?
PM-to Admin:Saving myself, by welding myself in the metastation escape pods
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Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.

Post by Thunder11 » #150158

Dear RD,

Please give us the axe before someone gets hurt.

HoS
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Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.

Post by sirnat » #150177

Dear RD,

Can I print myself some guns, and steal some of your firing pins?

Sincerely, the local greyshit.
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Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.

Post by PlaugeWalker » #150231

Thunder11 wrote:Dear RD,

Please give us the axe before someone gets hurt.

HoS
BACK OFF YOU HITLER
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Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.

Post by PlaugeWalker » #150242

sirnat wrote:Dear RD,

Can I print myself some guns, and steal some of your firing pins?

Sincerely, the local greyshit.
Fine by me.
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Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.

Post by TheNightingale » #150260

Dear RD,

You are aware that your fire axe is equipped with a GPS locator, and a deathsq-- I mean, Loyalty Enforcement Squad, is converging on your position? It seems the best way for you to survive this would be to put the axe back where it belongs.
(Muffled voice) There's no way he's going to fall for that... did we even send a squad?
* Not yet.


Sincerely,
Central Command
(Loyalty and Operational Security Enforcement Regime)
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Post by imblyings » #150264

*goes to disarm the rd for the axe*

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Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.

Post by DemonFiren » #150272

TheNightingale wrote:Dear RD,

You are aware that your fire axe is equipped with a GPS locator, and a deathsq-- I mean, Loyalty Enforcement Squad, is converging on your position? It seems the best way for you to survive this would be to put the axe back where it belongs.
(Muffled voice) There's no way he's going to fall for that... did we even send a squad?
* Not yet.


Sincerely,
Central Command
(Loyalty and Operational Security Enforcement Regime)
Central.
The axe is our job.
Let us Atmosians do our fucking jobs.
Yours truly, Opens-The-Valve.
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Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.

Post by Pascal123 » #150309

Dear RD,

Why the fuck did you try to hack me to death a few shifts ago.

Sincerely, A victim
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Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.

Post by Jazaen » #150318

Dear RD,
You are requested to remove harmful device OBJ:AXE"VAR:HARMFUL,MISUSED,DANGEROUS" from LOCATION:SS13/*RESEARCH*. Our statistics show that *Static* STATISTICS FABRICATION SOFTWARE ONLINE 90% of axe wielding OBJ:LIVING/HUMAN/NT/SS13/HEAD/RD suffer DEATH at the hands of REVOLTING CREW MEMBERS. To ensure safety of you and operations conducted on this station (DESIGNATION:SS13-CLASS RESEARCH OUTPOST 35xc4) we recommend you return it to the case you took it from. Could you do that without hacking any OBJ:LIVING/*HUMAN* into bits? Until you do, your PRIV:AI-UPLOAD-ACCESS is being revoked to prevent harmful influence upon us and crew.
Yours sincerely
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Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.

Post by TheNightingale » #150322

Dear RD,
ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴘᴜᴛ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴡᴇᴀᴘᴏɴ. ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴡᴇɴᴛʏ sᴇᴄᴏɴᴅs ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟʏ.
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Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.

Post by PlaugeWalker » #150400

TheNightingale wrote:Dear RD,
ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴘᴜᴛ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴡᴇᴀᴘᴏɴ. ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴡᴇɴᴛʏ sᴇᴄᴏɴᴅs ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟʏ.
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Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.

Post by PlaugeWalker » #150402

Pascal123 wrote:Dear RD,

Why the fuck did you try to hack me to death a few shifts ago.

Sincerely, A victim
Because you were my target clown.
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Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.

Post by kevinz000 » #150500

Dear RD,

Radioactive Teleportation Armour

Sincerely, random guy.
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Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.

Post by bandit » #150556

Dear RD,

You dropped your bags of holding!
"I don't see any difference between ERP and rape." -- erro

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Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.

Post by TheNightingale » #150560

Dear RD,
sǫᴜᴇᴀᴋ. sǫᴜᴇᴀᴋ sǫᴜᴇᴀᴋ sǫᴜᴇᴀᴋ.
-Out-of-place mouse
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Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.

Post by DemonFiren » #150595

bandit wrote:Dear RD,

You dropped your bags of holding!
No stealing.
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Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.

Post by Laz0rgrunt » #156866

Dear RD,

Why do you have two bags of holdings in your hand?

Sincerely, a very paranoid HoS.
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Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.

Post by VincVsVincent » #157414

Dear RD,

When do you have my bombs ready?

Friendly regards, your average greytide
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Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.

Post by Davidchan » #157417

Dr RD,

These bean bags you put in the bar are awfully lively, are you sure they are safe?

Sincerely, the gun-toting Bartender.
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Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.

Post by Jacough » #160052

Dear RD,

Wow, you can't crit me with your axe just because I punched you a few times enjoy your ban
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Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.

Post by PlaugeWalker » #160312

TheNightingale wrote:Dear RD,
sǫᴜᴇᴀᴋ. sǫᴜᴇᴀᴋ sǫᴜᴇᴀᴋ sǫᴜᴇᴀᴋ.
-Out-of-place mouse


Squeak squeak squeaker squeak
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Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.

Post by PlaugeWalker » #160313

Laz0rgrunt wrote:Dear RD,

Why do you have two bags of holdings in your hand?

Sincerely, a very paranoid HoS.

ALL HAIL LORD SINGULOTH
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Re: Ask the Axe Wielding RD.

Post by PlaugeWalker » #160314

Davidchan wrote:Dr RD,

These bean bags you put in the bar are awfully lively, are you sure they are safe?

Sincerely, the gun-toting Bartender.
Trust me I'm a doctor...
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