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Ask a Syndicate Defector

Post by bandit » #151319

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Sup nanotrasen more like FAMotrasen amirite? I am a high ranking syndicate ready to provide hot leaks for you on how my shitty organization functions. Ask away and I promise I won't un-defect.
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Re: Ask a Syndicate Defector

Post by InsaneHyena » #151328

Dear Syndicate Defector.

When it comes to weapons, you are most likely to use ballistics - there's bulldog, stetchkin, the famous syndicate revolver, E6... And there are also the energy sword and energy crossbow. What gives?

Concerned NanoTrasen empoyee.
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Post by TheNightingale » #151440

Dear Syndicate Defector,

Remember me? It's Cindy. The time that we spent with John Smith drinking Tequila Sunrise in the Engine Room showed real Dedication on your part, so I'd like to do it again. How does next Friday sound?

With you forever,
Cindy Kate.
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TheNightingale wrote:Dear Syndicate Defector,

Remember me? It's Cindy. The time that we spent with John Smith drinking Tequila Sunrise in the Engine Room showed real Dedication on your part, so I'd like to do it again. How does next Friday sound?

With you forever,
Cindy Kate.
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Post by kevinz000 » #151633

Dear Syndicate Defector,

What is your opinion of me? As you remember I'm that security officer who just RUINS everything for you guys in our old days. Nice choice defecting though!

Yours truely,
Mekhi Anderson.
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Post by Ezel » #151646

Dear syndiecate defector
Why did you brainwash me for head revulution?
P.S. I killed all heads in armoury with 1 sec alone
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Re: Ask a Syndicate Defector

Post by Anonmare » #151673

Dear Syndicate Defector,

You will pay for your treachery. A Nuclear Strike Team is inbound.

Sincerely,
Syndicate High Command
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Post by DemonFiren » #151682

Anonmare wrote:Dear Syndicate Defector,

You will pay for your treachery. A Nuclear Strike Team is inbound.

Sincerely,
Syndicate High Command
Dear Syndicate Defector,

ignore this faggot, we're just going out to party. You should totally join us and get plastered.

Sincerely,
Operative Who Has No Kill On Sight Orders For You
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Re: Ask a Syndicate Defector

Post by Desucake » #151774

Dear Syndicate Defector,

How many of your guys have I killed? I lost count, also, what's your company's favorite type of job?

Sincerely,
Miku
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Post by One Seven One » #151825

Dear Syndicate Defector

For a time your employers wanted Laser Pointers, Corgi Meat, and other such seemingly pointless item.
Why?

Sincerely, A Nanotrasen Employee
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Post by oranges » #151868

Dear Employees

Thank you for participating in this intelligence sting to find Nanotrasen Employees with syndicate sympathies.

We remind you that is a requirement for all Employees to notify Nanotrasen Command upon contact with syndicate, or syndicate aligned beings.

Names and positions have been recorded and you will shortly be visited by internal affairs investigators, I recommend you do not resist.

Sincerely
NT IAAF Officer Jon Snow
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Post by PKPenguin321 » #151900

oranges wrote:Dear Employees

Thank you for participating in this intelligence sting to find Nanotrasen Employees with syndicate sympathies.

We remind you that is a requirement for all Employees to notify Nanotrasen Command upon contact with syndicate, or syndicate aligned beings.

Names and positions have been recorded and you will shortly be visited by internal affairs investigators, I recommend you do not resist.

Sincerely
NT IAAF Officer Jon Snow
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Post by bandit » #152022

Ignore that dude, he's the clown
InsaneHyena wrote:Dear Syndicate Defector.

When it comes to weapons, you are most likely to use ballistics - there's bulldog, stetchkin, the famous syndicate revolver, E6... And there are also the energy sword and energy crossbow. What gives?

Concerned NanoTrasen empoyee.
The "we are known for our ballistics!" PR line is a total lie. The Syndicate R&D team is just too incompetent to figure out how to mass-produce ranged energy guns even though we have to have stolen like 9000 of them by now. Besides, nuclear strike teams are where they send the shitty syndicates that they wouldn't miss if they died, which usually happens. So of course they're going to be given old tech.
Dear syndi defector,
Do you exclusively hire nuclear operatives who have worked aboard space station 13 before? Because a team came in and showed knowledge of the station beyond meticulous planning with the blueprints; they knew where people did and didn't go including where the Captain would be so that they teleported a bomb on them! But the operatives were all killed thanks to assistants pushing them over and stealing their guns.

Yours faithfully,
an engineer patching up the hole.
Bullshit. No engineer in the history of Space Station 13 has ever patched up a hole from a nuclear strike team. I bet you're some CentComm fuck trying to gather intel, right? Fuck outta here. This ain't for you. You sneaky shitty-ass lying cunts are why I joined the Syndicate in the first place.
Dear Syndicate Defector,

Remember me? It's Cindy. The time that we spent with John Smith drinking Tequila Sunrise in the Engine Room showed real Dedication on your part, so I'd like to do it again. How does next Friday sound?

With you forever,
Cindy Kate.
Another clingy bitch using codewords for a booty call. This actually happens all the time in the Syndicate. That's why we don't all have syndicate radio keys on undercover missions. They took the free ones away from everybody after people started having radio ERP with normietrasens they met in the bar.
Dear Syndicate Defector,

What is your opinion of me? As you remember I'm that security officer who just RUINS everything for you guys in our old days. Nice choice defecting though!

Yours truely,
Mekhi Anderson.
Aren't you that security officer who got robusted by a clown?
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Post by Topham » #152500

Dear Syndicate Defector,

As a very, very tired NT employee, why do individuals of your company tend to be so hostile towards individuals of NT? I understand that the companies may have e-daggers at each other's throats, but where are all the people who are just kind of apathetically doing their job? I know NT has quite a few of their own.

Thank you,
Jaxson Richardson
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Re: Ask a Syndicate Defector

Post by Broomstick » #152712

Dear Syndicate Defector,

What's the pay like?

Sincerely,
Curious in Centcomm
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Post by Laz0rgrunt » #159430

Dear Syndicate Defector,
What made you want to leave the (luxurious) Syndicate for Nanotrasen?
Sincerely, a confused operative
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Re: Ask a Syndicate Defector

Post by Reece » #185040

Dear Syndicate Defector,
Is it true that if you sneeze it sets off your explosive implant.
Yours, a very worried new recruit.
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Re: Ask a Syndicate Defector

Post by Davidchan » #185075

Dear Syndicate Defector.

What is this damn beeping noise coming from the tunnels behind my office?

Sincerely, The CMO
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Re: Ask a Syndicate Defector

Post by MrEousTranger » #190378

dear syndicate defector,

Hello I am a currently loyal human nanostrasen worker,
many years working here I have been the target of much hate
because of a certain incident involving a certain corgi and a light socket,
so how would one go about joining the syndicate?
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Post by iamgoofball » #190496

dear syndicate defector

what do you think of the Deep Fryer

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Re: Ask a Syndicate Defector

Post by VodkaComrade » #232770

(sorry for necro)

Dear Syndicate Defector

Where are I can recruit in Syndicate?

Sincerely, a dirty traitor.
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