Witnesses to a specific type of ERP

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Witnesses to a specific type of ERP

Post by Whoisthere » #152424

Have you ever observed someone legitimately roleplaying a masturbating person in this game?

An assistant or engineer hiding in a locker and seriously emoting stroking their dong or whatever to themselves?
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Post by DemonFiren » #152426

I never witnessed any ERP, period. I was asked a few times, but no self-respecting lizard fucks on duty.
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Post by ColonicAcid » #152434

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Post by Wyzack » #152470

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Re: Witnesses to a specific type of ERP

Post by Anonmare » #152476

No but I was nearly part of a pAI on pAI rape as one of the pAIs.

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Re: Witnesses to a specific type of ERP

Post by Knaive » #152482

one time I choked a chicken if that counts
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Re: Witnesses to a specific type of ERP

Post by Pascal123 » #152499

Just yesterday i had detained this greytide shitler as security and began talking to this female officer.

He then exclaimed, "Oh boy, he gonna do it!" a few times, then began emoting masturbation in his cell. It was one of the most horrifying things I've ever seen.
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Post by Zilenan91 » #152520

The very day that ERP got unbanned a sec officer went into the bathrooms and started jacking it in San Diego.
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Post by ColonicAcid » #152547

Knaive wrote:one time I choked a chicken if that counts
holy shit is that him my main squeeze knaive
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Re: Witnesses to a specific type of ERP

Post by NikNakFlak » #152553

I saw a single emote of oldman robustin jerking himself off once
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Post by Thunder11 » #152569

Pascal123 wrote:Just yesterday i had detained this greytide shitler as security and began talking to this female officer.

He then exclaimed, "Oh boy, he gonna do it!" a few times, then began emoting masturbation in his cell. It was one of the most horrifying things I've ever seen.
Did you both storm into the cell and beat the shit out of him?
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Re: Witnesses to a specific type of ERP

Post by Shaps-cloud » #152573

NikNakFlak wrote:I saw a single emote of oldman robustin jerking himself off once
I vaguely recall hearing something about this at some point
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Post by cocothegogo » #152643

Pascal123 wrote:Just yesterday i had detained this greytide shitler as security and began talking to this female officer.

He then exclaimed, "Oh boy, he gonna do it!" a few times, then began emoting masturbation in his cell. It was one of the most horrifying things I've ever seen.
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Post by Whoisthere » #152926

NikNakFlak wrote:I saw a single emote of oldman robustin jerking himself off once
Was he doing it ironically? That's the important part. I want to know if there are people who derive sexual pleasure from pure unironic emote masturbation.

So ironic or public jacking off doesn't count (like that guy in that cell, he was making a statement by touching himself, for others), it gotta be private.
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Re: Witnesses to a specific type of ERP

Post by Super Aggro Crag » #152975

once time i stripped ass naked and emoted farting on a dude's chest in the brig
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Re: Witnesses to a specific type of ERP

Post by NikNakFlak » #153022

Found it: [01:11:31]EMOTE: Buck Angel/ForcefulCJS : <B>Buck Angel</B> masturbates and jizzes all over your face
Probably was ironic though, yea
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Re: Witnesses to a specific type of ERP

Post by Maccus » #153071

on the old forums teamsleep told a story about using thermals and finding some guy just walking through maint slappin the salami by himself
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Re: Witnesses to a specific type of ERP

Post by Takeguru » #153105

God, I sort of want detective thermals back just to do that.

Ironically.
Honest.
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Re: Witnesses to a specific type of ERP

Post by Whoisthere » #153433

So there's no solid proof anyone did it.

Crap, I'll have to do it myself then. Oh well.

EDIT I can't do it because then it'd be ironic, even if I get off IRL.
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Re: Witnesses to a specific type of ERP

Post by XSI » #153662

One time
Long ago

We had a thread about /tg/station on /d/
I am still convinced a lot of players from then stayed just for the ERP
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Post by Zilenan91 » #153664

I saw a guy acting out emotes using say on Hippie. He was jacking it in the maint casino on Box. I think he got away with it too.
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Re: Witnesses to a specific type of ERP

Post by PKPenguin321 » #153675

Zilenan91 wrote:I saw a guy acting out emotes using say on Hippie. He was jacking it in the maint casino on Box. I think he got away with it too.
Further proof that hippie is simply hands down the best server

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Re: Witnesses to a specific type of ERP

Post by ColonicAcid » #153740

NikNakFlak wrote:Found it: [01:11:31]EMOTE: Buck Angel/ForcefulCJS : <B>Buck Angel</B> masturbates and jizzes all over your face
Probably was ironic though, yea
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Post by Maccus » #153744

*beats u up*
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Post by tedward1337 » #154298

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Re: Witnesses to a specific type of ERP

Post by Zilenan91 » #154342

Went on Hippie again. Saw the same guy from my last story saying out loud how he was sticking a pen in his urethra.
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