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Buying terrible shuttles

Post by Dax Dupont » #313072

Some shuttles will lead to certain death and should probably only be bought as 1. an antag or 2. make you valid as shit because:

1. People who dindu nuffin will die
2. Antags might die even after being stealthy and being denied their red text because lol le epic shuttle
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Post by mcrideinspace » #313084

but they are funny
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Post by bandit » #313088

I kind of wish people RPed more with this, like, you can only get the normal shuttle if you have X amount of cargo credits at the time of calling, and if not, you get bare bones or worse. Force cargo to not be shit, or for people to get credits via other means. But that would be incredibly controversial.
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Post by Atlanta-Ned » #313091

bandit wrote:I kind of wish people RPed more with this, like, you can only get the normal shuttle if you have X amount of cargo credits at the time of calling, and if not, you get bare bones or worse. Force cargo to not be shit, or for people to get credits via other means. But that would be incredibly controversial.
I'm picturing a mad-scramble at round end to ship as much shit as possible once everyone realizes they can't afford a survivable shuttle.

Actually yeah, fund this.
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Re: Buying terrible shuttles

Post by danno » #313103

>sit in escape
>blue circles start appearing under me
>don't take the hint and leave
>die

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Post by onleavedontatme » #313123

danno wrote:>sit in escape
>blue circles start appearing under me
>don't take the hint and leave
>die

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Post by onleavedontatme » #313126

If you mean ones that are small and likely to be chaotic take a pod if it bothers you, you have a large amount of time between the shuttle being purchased and the shuttle launching to plan around it.
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Re: Buying terrible shuttles

Post by danno » #313139

You people have to realize that you have some control over what the fuck happens to you in this game and can make conscious decisions to avoid situations which will obviously be dangerous for you, such as these
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Post by kevinz000 » #313148

Kor wrote:
danno wrote:>sit in escape
>blue circles start appearing under me
>don't take the hint and leave
>die

mods??
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Post by calzilla1 » #313151

Thou can't even BUY shuttles any more
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Post by Qbopper » #313158

bandit wrote:I kind of wish people RPed more with this, like, you can only get the normal shuttle if you have X amount of cargo credits at the time of calling, and if not, you get bare bones or worse. Force cargo to not be shit, or for people to get credits via other means. But that would be incredibly controversial.
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Post by oranges » #313180

kevinz000 wrote:
Kor wrote:
danno wrote:>sit in escape
>blue circles start appearing under me
>don't take the hint and leave
>die

mods??
This only applies to the meteor shuttle, the others are annoying and antagish not because they are big and live outside the normal docking area but because they're poorly constructed or have weird requirements to enter them, just repeating the same quote over and over again when it only applies to 1/4 of the argument makes you look dumb
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Post by onleavedontatme » #313182

See my second post about "go to one of the 4 escape pods which can fit unlimited people" then. The gamer revolves around a random series of things going wrong each round, and as far as adversity goes, this is pretty easily mitigated/avoided
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Re: Buying terrible shuttles

Post by Steelpoint » #313184

If its a major issue considering allowing Centcom/Admins to send the Centcom Ship as a second evacuation ship, while tying it to the same three minutes/two minute timers.

I feel fine with the current system for the most part. I think the crew should be more vocal if they disagree with a ship purchase. Maybe a timer or a two card authorisation should be added if the Captain tries to buy a very disruptive ship like the meteor one, to either give the crew some time to protest (timer) or that not just one man can buy the most disruptive ship (authorisation)
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Re: Buying terrible shuttles

Post by danno » #313236

Any time I've fallen victim to a non-default shuttle it's either been
a) I was not paying attention and the meteor slammed me (my fault)
or
b) I was too lazy/didn't care enough to go to a pod instead and boarded the shuttle knowing full well that my chances of survival had just significantly dropped

I'm a fucking moron apparently, so if I can figure this shit out surely the rest of you can
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Post by Lazengann » #313265

The meteor ship ends up with no air or pressure doesn't it?
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Post by Gun Hog » #313273

I thought this feature was disabled. Was it finally brought back???
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Post by Steelpoint » #313274

The issue with custom shuttles was fixed so yeah the feature is back in.
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Post by darkpaladin109 » #313276

Lazengann wrote:The meteor ship ends up with no air or pressure doesn't it?
From my experience it doesn't, unless you smash one of the windows or something.
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Post by metacide » #313284

On the offchance the boob who buys an asteroid shuttle survives to depart on it, if they got someone killed in the process then they're totally legit for a good lynching.

At the very least cuff them loot them and leave them hogtied to a pipe in some god-forsaken part of maintenance. Hell it's probably good form to do this to anyone who buys a shitshuttle as soon as they buy it.

Still think it's a fun feature though.
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Re: Buying terrible shuttles

Post by Dax Dupont » #313519

danno wrote:Any time I've fallen victim to a non-default shuttle it's either been
a) I was not paying attention and the meteor slammed me (my fault)
or
b) I was too lazy/didn't care enough to go to a pod instead and boarded the shuttle knowing full well that my chances of survival had just significantly dropped

I'm a fucking moron apparently, so if I can figure this shit out surely the rest of you can
It's not so much the meteor, it's like the one room shuttles and the ones with weird requirements for entering. People can buy shuttles at or near roundstart while people won't know which shuttle is ordered till it comes if it gets ordered before they join 20-30 minutes in.

Then trying to get to the escape pods at the other side of the station while people are early launching and what not is impossible or aggravating as fuck. There's only two pods for non-sec/non-engineering.
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Post by Cobby » #313540

AdAstraPerAspera wrote:
danno wrote:Any time I've fallen victim to a non-default shuttle it's either been
a) I was not paying attention and the meteor slammed me (my fault)
or
b) I was too lazy/didn't care enough to go to a pod instead and boarded the shuttle knowing full well that my chances of survival had just significantly dropped

I'm a fucking moron apparently, so if I can figure this shit out surely the rest of you can
It's not so much the meteor, it's like the one room shuttles and the ones with weird requirements for entering. People can buy shuttles at or near roundstart while people won't know which shuttle is ordered till it comes if it gets ordered before they join 20-30 minutes in.

Then trying to get to the escape pods at the other side of the station while people are early launching and what not is impossible or aggravating as fuck. There's only two pods for non-sec/non-engineering.
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ExcessiveCobblestone wrote:
AdAstraPerAspera wrote:
danno wrote:Any time I've fallen victim to a non-default shuttle it's either been
a) I was not paying attention and the meteor slammed me (my fault)
or
b) I was too lazy/didn't care enough to go to a pod instead and boarded the shuttle knowing full well that my chances of survival had just significantly dropped

I'm a fucking moron apparently, so if I can figure this shit out surely the rest of you can
It's not so much the meteor, it's like the one room shuttles and the ones with weird requirements for entering. People can buy shuttles at or near roundstart while people won't know which shuttle is ordered till it comes if it gets ordered before they join 20-30 minutes in.

Then trying to get to the escape pods at the other side of the station while people are early launching and what not is impossible or aggravating as fuck. There's only two pods for non-sec/non-engineering.
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Kraso wrote:
ExcessiveCobblestone wrote:
AdAstraPerAspera wrote:
danno wrote:Any time I've fallen victim to a non-default shuttle it's either been
a) I was not paying attention and the meteor slammed me (my fault)
or
b) I was too lazy/didn't care enough to go to a pod instead and boarded the shuttle knowing full well that my chances of survival had just significantly dropped

I'm a fucking moron apparently, so if I can figure this shit out surely the rest of you can
It's not so much the meteor, it's like the one room shuttles and the ones with weird requirements for entering. People can buy shuttles at or near roundstart while people won't know which shuttle is ordered till it comes if it gets ordered before they join 20-30 minutes in.

Then trying to get to the escape pods at the other side of the station while people are early launching and what not is impossible or aggravating as fuck. There's only two pods for non-sec/non-engineering.
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pretty sure it says it on the status displays' description on examination now rather than the status tab
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Re: Buying terrible shuttles

Post by Dax Dupont » #313569

huh I didn't know it had that, disregard this then.
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Post by srifenbyxp » #313881

Let the terrible shuttles stay, rules of nature will sort the rest out.
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Post by Armhulen » #313953

srifenbyxp wrote:Let the terrible shuttles stay, rules of nature will sort the rest out.
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Post by PKPenguin321 » #313973

"git gud" comments aside, if you order the "pile of shit" shuttle as captain for literally no reason i wouldn't bat an eye if somebody lynched you
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Post by Anonmare » #314250

Terrible shuttles are really annoying to hijack

Asteroid is the absolute worst offender, I have never seen anyone hijack that short of literally murdering everyone on the station
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Post by Nilons » #314289

They're fun and at max you're out of the round for 3 minutes if you play ss13 with your eyes closed.
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Post by Not-Dorsidarf » #314302

I'll be honest, as an admin I'd consider buying deadly / anti-crew shuttles pretty good grounds for the crew to mutiny if they get mad about it.
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