/tg/Station 13

sometimes i play as a monkey via the monkified injector in genetics. 90% of the time i do this people hunt me down and murder me with a toolbox. insanely common occurence. they never talk, im just walking around as a monkey, and they absolutely know that im a player and not a regular monkey. a while ago i ahelped after this happened and shaps told me its up to headmins. im pretty sure people just do it to ruin my round because theres no consequence for it, so can i get a ruling on heinous monkey murder?

I’ve actually never seen this happen so it surprises me when people claim its such a common occurrence. Regardless #monkey rights

I've had this happen to me actually. I had a genetic breakdown turn me into a monkey, and as i was going to grab my stuff a officer walked over and batoned me to death while i was screaming at him to stop. Wasn't fun

I think a large part of this is because lings change into monkeys.

Just murder them back

One round during the pizza riots a geneticist turned me into a monkey while I was stunned so I killed him and several other rioters I recognized with a baseball bat

Chimp vigilante

Idea: don’t fucking turn yourself into a monkey
Not something for us to encourage since you’re bailing on your job to fucking eeek eek eek

oh no! i forgot i was neglecting my important duties as an assistant!
you've clearly never experienced the wonder and fun of playing as a monkey