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Security priorities

Post by Reyn » #210040

Alright, I feel like i need to put something up for an idea for a policy for security priorities

Top priority, Making sure the station doesn't get nuked by nuke ops or,This almost happened, THE FUCKING CLOWN.
Second priority, making sure everyone's alive
Third priority, Limiting all access.
Fourth priority, Making sure engineering sets up the fucking engine right, and doesnt release singuloth or teslar.
Fifth priority, Going after antags/greytiders ONLY IF PROVEN
Sixth priority,Preventing breakins. Note that preventing brig breakins falls under The second priority category.
Seventh priority,Controlling contraband
Eighth priority, Making sure the hallways aren't lubed


Probably more priorities here.




Now,some thins which have NO PRIORITY AT ALL AND SHOULD NOT BE DONE.
Forcing the hop to give your clown metabuddy all access, or be gulaged. This is meta, as well as shitcurity. (THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO ME)
Randomly stunbatoning people for saying things you don't like, or having dreams.
Validhunting pacifist wizards
Being a validnazi and killing everyone who's even slightly valid.
Random brigging
Stealing the spare because fuckit
Letting random fucks into armoury
Trying to accuse a non rogue ai of being rogue.
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Re: Security priorities

Post by InsaneHyena » #210042

This idea is retarded, and you're retarded for posting it.
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Re: Security priorities

Post by Slignerd » #210043

You mean this isn't a joke post?
It would appear that I'm a high RP weeb who hates roleplay and anime.
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Re: Security priorities

Post by killerx09 » #210047

I'm going to need the backstory of how the clown almost nuked the station...
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Post by Reyn » #210056

>Jack lightning, HoP.
>Some time passes in a cult round
>HoS desk announcement: NEW LAW, YOU MUST LET THE CLOWN GET ALL ACCESS, BREAKING THIS LAW IS A 900 MINING POINT GULAG FINE
>Oh shit.
>(I'm acting captain, by the way)
>Clown comes up, asking for all access.
>I give him almost all access because the HoS is right there threatening me.
>Clown complains, and gets the HoS to break him into caps office to git the spare id


>Time passes, meanwhile dealing with rogue HoS, who has attacked and stripped a detective, and is fighting with the rest of security
>Clown asks for nuke codes
>Oh shit
The codes didnt have time to go through, because shit hit the fan, buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut.... What if the clown got the nuke codes.
He had access to the disk
And to the armoury. He had all access because of the HoS



PRIORITIES MANG
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Post by ShadowDimentio » #210094

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Re: Security priorities

Post by ThanatosRa » #210096

Soooo Ban Request disguised as Policy Discussion got it.
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Post by D&B » #210098

Shitposting belongs in the shed
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Re: Security priorities

Post by ThanatosRa » #210105

D&B wrote:Shitposting belongs in the shed
Not a shitpost when I'm calling out the obvious veiled truth.

This is ridiculous and related to the ass frustration of Reyn in relation to an incredibly shitty HoS. If he didn't ahelp this, he should have. Otherwise, I have no idea fuck everything.
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Re: Security priorities

Post by Reyn » #210129

ThanatosRa wrote:
D&B wrote:Shitposting belongs in the shed
Not a shitpost when I'm calling out the obvious veiled truth.

This is ridiculous and related to the ass frustration of Reyn in relation to an incredibly shitty HoS. If he didn't ahelp this, he should have. Otherwise, I have no idea fuck everything.
I did ahelp this.
I'm just discussing that this stuff should be heavily enforced. Dont even remember who it was
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Post by Cobby » #210130

What's the point of this thread?
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Post by Slignerd » #210131

It's a serious security policy suggestion.
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Post by Saegrimr » #210133

I thought everybody already knew to ignore reyn posts.
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Post by Reyn » #210136

Saegrimr wrote:I thought everybody already knew to ignore reyn posts.
It's like, 50% of my posts you should ignore.
Not all of them
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Post by Luke Cox » #210138

I usually just tackle stuff in order from most harmful to least harmful, as it comes into the department.
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Post by Reyn » #210139

Luke Cox wrote:I usually just tackle stuff in order from most harmful to least harmful, as it comes into the department.
Good plan
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Post by kevinz000 » #210147

This thread belongs in the cuck shed and so does Reyn.
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Post by InsaneHyena » #210150

Confine Reyn to the shed. It must be done.
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Post by Falamazeer » #210162

Reyn wrote: Top priority, Making sure the station doesn't get nuked by nuke ops or,This almost happened, THE FUCKING CLOWN. That's not just a security job, that's a captain or acting captain job, which was you, you should have resolved this yourself by refusing, fighting if neccesarry, dying and ahelping that bullshit in the end if all else failed.
Second priority, making sure everyone's alive that's medbays job
Third priority, Limiting all access.I'll do my best but again, once the cat is out of the bag, it spreads like wildfire. and I can really only do my best to keep the armory
Fourth priority, Making sure engineering sets up the fucking engine right, and doesnt release singuloth or teslar. that's engineerings job
Fifth priority, Going after antags/greytiders ONLY IF PROVEN Nope, If I did stubborn up and declare your screeching that the clown is a megacultist hearsay, you'd bitch about it, proof is nice, but on the ground you kinda just gotta go with the most plausible story being told to you. eyewitness statements are evidence, but a lot of fights end with both fuckers screeching the otherone is the bigger fucker.
Sixth priority,Preventing breakins. Note that preventing brig breakins falls under The second priority category.On it
Seventh priority,Controlling contrabandI give it to science unless I have a decent reason to use it or evidence locker it.
Eighth priority, Making sure the hallways aren't lubedOn it.

Most sec has decent priorities overall. I mean, at least better than your shitlist, so at least the bottom rung has yet to be reached as an average. sure there is the occasional douchewagon who arrests people for having guns during blob, but there is no accounting for legit nooblets and griefers.
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Post by Reece » #210172

Yeah, not 'make sure everyone is alive' because that's Medicals job, it should be 'make sure that no one is getting killed', Security is prevention and retaliation, not maintenance.
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Post by Reyn » #210200

Reece wrote:Yeah, not 'make sure everyone is alive' because that's Medicals job, it should be 'make sure that no one is getting killed', Security is prevention and retaliation, not maintenance.
Thats what i meant. shitty wording on my end
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Post by Falamazeer » #210205

Reyn wrote:
Reece wrote:Yeah, not 'make sure everyone is alive' because that's Medicals job, it should be 'make sure that no one is getting killed', Security is prevention and retaliation, not maintenance.
Thats what i meant. shitty wording on my end
Well no. that's the AIs job :D
But no, that does fix it.
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Re: Security priorities

Post by ThanatosRa » #210440

Okay I think this retardation has run it's course. Off to the shed.
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