/tg/Station 13

Byond account and character name: Phoque, Jazzy Pants (Normally play Hobo Willy)

Banning admin: saegrimr

Ban reason and length: Being incompetent shitcurity (Length unclear (Perma?))

Time ban was placed (including time zone): 3:47:51 2014-10-24

Your side of the story: Younger cousin was playing vidja games on my computer. Must have found his way into SS13, and is the type to immediately want to power trip and want guns. Apparently he played security several round in a row, and was demoted to assistant each time for various acts of incompetence.

Why you think you should be unbanned: My only fault here is allowing a dumbass near my computer (please forgive me). Hobo Willy doesn't want anything to do with working for the security team, and I'd happily take the job ban from the department if necessary. Also, I'll make a point of logging out of BYOND when I'm done with it.

We demand a photo of you both, with shoes on your head, holding papers with "Sup Saegrimr" or "Sup CP".

CreationPro wrote:We demand a photo of you both, with shoes on your head, holding papers with "Sup Saegrimr" or "Sup CP".

Oh geez, this again.

CreationPro wrote:We demand a photo of you both, with shoes on your head, holding papers with "Sup Saegrimr" or "Sup CP".

>Not "We love CP!"

Phoque has been playing here for a long time. I remember Hobo Willy.

This might actually be true for once? I remember you being a pretty sedate dude so it would be uncharacteristic of you to start joining sec and beating people.
I mean your ban history (or near total lack of one, despite time spent playing) should say enough on its own.

Maybe someone ACTUALLY has a cousin/brother/dog for once?

Maybe, and on my memory we have received two pictures of people as proof. So how is this case different? Just prove it, send photos in PM/leave your faces as black squares, whatever, just prove it.

If you can't prove it, we'll have to unfortunately assume you're not exactly telling us the truth.

If that's what it's gonna take, I'll happily go find some little boys to take pictures of, but I would like seagrimr to confirm that that's the penance he wants.

I'm not a fan but apparently that's the standard around here.
I'd suggest a PM unless you want to end up on singulo like the last one.

Well i'll be damned. Ban lifted, i'd recommend keeping the kid off your account (and out of your basement).

By the way, underaged players are not allowed to play here. So better wait until the kid turns 18 before letting him play spacemens.

I'm quite aware. What with the banner on log-in.