[Multiple] Oyveygoyim1/Jerry Kindler - BIG MEGA ULTIMATE BAN APPEAL
Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2019 9:53 pm
Post Content:
Byond account and character name: oyveygoyim1/jerrykindler/maxokream69
Banning admin: Don't remember, lots of them.
Ban type (What are you banned from?): Perm ban
Ban reason and length: Pretty sure for metacomming on this account/bombing the station, but I've been banned many, many times. So every reason.
Time ban was placed (including time zone): Probably a year ago
Server you were playing when banned (Sybil or Bagil): Bagil
Your side of the story:
Alright lads, I'm sure most of the admins know me or of me by now. It's your boy Jerry Kindler. So to start my story off, I was probably first banned from TG over a year ago, that banned account was Oyveygoyim1, and I got banned for beating up sec as hulk and metacomming with the other Geneticst. I wasn't metacomming with him but I never wanted to appeal the ban and just quit playing for a long time. I wanted to start playing again so I learned how to ban evade. I would come back every once in a while and eventually would stop playing, forget whatever account I was playing on and ban evade once again on a different account. Then I got banned as Jerry Kindler one day I think for bombing the station as non-antag. I really shouldn't have done it, to be honest I figured if I was ban evading might as well. To tell the story behind that bombing, I was making a bomb, and some guy came and stole my bomb, so I sent the signal and it ended up blowing up medbay. I hadn't started the round planning to blow up the station, I just wanted to test bomb making. I knew a bwoink was coming for blowing up the medbay so I just made a couple more holes in the station after that. Anyway, I got banned from that account and did my normal shin-dig of ban evasion and I logged into another bwoink, saying "Hi Jerry!" or something. I was like oh shit guess I fucked something up, so I made another account and came right back. Same thing. Did it a few more times trying to figure out what I did wrong and caught a sticky ban. I spent a few days trying to get around the sticky, and finally figured out what was happening, and got around it. So for that alone, I really doubt I am going to get unbanned, but you have to understand I am actually autistic and it was really interesting for me to dig through the source and reverse byond to figure out how to get around the ban, it was like a puzzle and everyday I would spend some time looking at it to figure out how to solve it. Fast forward to now and I've been banned a gazillion times. I also just realized in the middle of writing this, my actual home IP is linked to account, MAXOKREAM69 for bombing the station, and I probably did do that like 8 months ago, but I think my computer-id is banned on oyveygoyim1 so i was banned then too. I also just got banned just now as simplesimon I believe. That round I was killed for my name being Adolf Critler, which I didn't know admins would get upset about, so I ahelped and they told me it was valid and I was like huh ok guess I won't be adolf critler again. Wubli told me to stop acting like a 12 year old that just learned about world war 2 and I need to be 18+, so I said, funny fact that rule was actually created because of a ban appeal I made a long time ago. In that ban appeal, I told the story of how I had just taught my 10 year old brother how to play the game, and we where both playing at the same time, I think he was a roboticst building a mech, and some guy "stole his mech" so he beat him to death with a toolbox and got banned. Subsequently I too got banned because we where on the same IP. Anyway I posted on the forums and I think I was like 15 at the time, and in the middle of that ban appeal post the admin team had decided to make a rule of 18+. I mentioned I was 15 and my brother was 10 and was told sorry I need to be 18. I was pretty upset that I was banned, and I was talking to my IRL friend who also played at the time, "skipspro" on the forums, and he told me the admin team probably just wanted me to say I was 18. So i said, sorry that was a typo, im actually 18, and voila I was unbanned. For a year after that I would log in to see the red text that you need to be 18+ to play the server and found it amusing, and always considered it to be because of the situation I was involved in. Anyway the admins that where on didn't believe that story, even though I brought it up just because I thought it might be interesting to them. They probably started thinking I am a ban evader, so they started looking into my account. Ironically that is probably the only ban I wasn't evading at the time, they saw I was using a vpn and banned me for it tho saying I'm probably Jerry Kindler, you guys where right!
Why you think you should be unbanned: I really don't feel like I am going to get un banned, but this has been my favorite game and I have been playing TG since I was in middle school (I'm 21 now). If by the grace of god I do get unbanned, I will be a good boy. I honestly don't even know what account to use but IF I do get unbanned I guess I will play on Maxokream69 because that is the ban message I get when I connect with no vpn or other ban evasion methods. I am sorry for all the grievances I have caused over the years and thought if anything, at least this ban appeal might tell my somewhat amusing story. Sorry once again, and if I don't get unbanned, I think I'm done boys, I'll just walk out the airlock into space never to return.
Byond account and character name: oyveygoyim1/jerrykindler/maxokream69
Banning admin: Don't remember, lots of them.
Ban type (What are you banned from?): Perm ban
Ban reason and length: Pretty sure for metacomming on this account/bombing the station, but I've been banned many, many times. So every reason.
Time ban was placed (including time zone): Probably a year ago
Server you were playing when banned (Sybil or Bagil): Bagil
Your side of the story:
Alright lads, I'm sure most of the admins know me or of me by now. It's your boy Jerry Kindler. So to start my story off, I was probably first banned from TG over a year ago, that banned account was Oyveygoyim1, and I got banned for beating up sec as hulk and metacomming with the other Geneticst. I wasn't metacomming with him but I never wanted to appeal the ban and just quit playing for a long time. I wanted to start playing again so I learned how to ban evade. I would come back every once in a while and eventually would stop playing, forget whatever account I was playing on and ban evade once again on a different account. Then I got banned as Jerry Kindler one day I think for bombing the station as non-antag. I really shouldn't have done it, to be honest I figured if I was ban evading might as well. To tell the story behind that bombing, I was making a bomb, and some guy came and stole my bomb, so I sent the signal and it ended up blowing up medbay. I hadn't started the round planning to blow up the station, I just wanted to test bomb making. I knew a bwoink was coming for blowing up the medbay so I just made a couple more holes in the station after that. Anyway, I got banned from that account and did my normal shin-dig of ban evasion and I logged into another bwoink, saying "Hi Jerry!" or something. I was like oh shit guess I fucked something up, so I made another account and came right back. Same thing. Did it a few more times trying to figure out what I did wrong and caught a sticky ban. I spent a few days trying to get around the sticky, and finally figured out what was happening, and got around it. So for that alone, I really doubt I am going to get unbanned, but you have to understand I am actually autistic and it was really interesting for me to dig through the source and reverse byond to figure out how to get around the ban, it was like a puzzle and everyday I would spend some time looking at it to figure out how to solve it. Fast forward to now and I've been banned a gazillion times. I also just realized in the middle of writing this, my actual home IP is linked to account, MAXOKREAM69 for bombing the station, and I probably did do that like 8 months ago, but I think my computer-id is banned on oyveygoyim1 so i was banned then too. I also just got banned just now as simplesimon I believe. That round I was killed for my name being Adolf Critler, which I didn't know admins would get upset about, so I ahelped and they told me it was valid and I was like huh ok guess I won't be adolf critler again. Wubli told me to stop acting like a 12 year old that just learned about world war 2 and I need to be 18+, so I said, funny fact that rule was actually created because of a ban appeal I made a long time ago. In that ban appeal, I told the story of how I had just taught my 10 year old brother how to play the game, and we where both playing at the same time, I think he was a roboticst building a mech, and some guy "stole his mech" so he beat him to death with a toolbox and got banned. Subsequently I too got banned because we where on the same IP. Anyway I posted on the forums and I think I was like 15 at the time, and in the middle of that ban appeal post the admin team had decided to make a rule of 18+. I mentioned I was 15 and my brother was 10 and was told sorry I need to be 18. I was pretty upset that I was banned, and I was talking to my IRL friend who also played at the time, "skipspro" on the forums, and he told me the admin team probably just wanted me to say I was 18. So i said, sorry that was a typo, im actually 18, and voila I was unbanned. For a year after that I would log in to see the red text that you need to be 18+ to play the server and found it amusing, and always considered it to be because of the situation I was involved in. Anyway the admins that where on didn't believe that story, even though I brought it up just because I thought it might be interesting to them. They probably started thinking I am a ban evader, so they started looking into my account. Ironically that is probably the only ban I wasn't evading at the time, they saw I was using a vpn and banned me for it tho saying I'm probably Jerry Kindler, you guys where right!
Why you think you should be unbanned: I really don't feel like I am going to get un banned, but this has been my favorite game and I have been playing TG since I was in middle school (I'm 21 now). If by the grace of god I do get unbanned, I will be a good boy. I honestly don't even know what account to use but IF I do get unbanned I guess I will play on Maxokream69 because that is the ban message I get when I connect with no vpn or other ban evasion methods. I am sorry for all the grievances I have caused over the years and thought if anything, at least this ban appeal might tell my somewhat amusing story. Sorry once again, and if I don't get unbanned, I think I'm done boys, I'll just walk out the airlock into space never to return.