[Thelongbowman] Gumner - banned for no reason

[Gumber]

Byond account and character name: Gumner,dont remember character name
Banning admin:Thelongbowman
Ban type (What are you banned from?): From server
Ban reason and length: This server is for 18+ only(i got banned till 2020)
Time ban was placed (including time zone): 2016-02-03 14:57:53 server time
Your side of the story: got bwoinked by Thelongbowman,he asked my age,i said 14(im 15 now,does that count?)
Why you think you should be unbanned: cause i literally did nothing that broke the rules

[Saegrimr]

(im 15 now,does that count?)

Why you think you should be unbanned: cause i literally did nothing that broke the rules

Really?

[Gumber]

yes,its real,all my keys above from 5 are broken,i said 14 to the admin because my 5 was also broken,but im actually 19,was 18 when he banned me

[Gumber]

[Gumber]

from 5 to above they stopped working aswell with the ones that were ripped off,i think the circuits broke

[pubby]

[08:04:02]SAY: Lorenzo Werner/Gumner : 983 omega
[08:04:34]SAY: Lorenzo Werner/Gumner : WHAT YOU GUYS PREFER,N2O OR PLASMA/
[08:28:29]OOC: Gumner/Gumner : 27 days to be cyborg
[09:02:26]SAY: Lorenzo Werner/Gumner : 5
[09:06:06]SAY: Lorenzo Werner/Gumner : Its 97%
[09:07:03]SAY: Lorenzo Werner/Gumner : Nah,its 5% of CO2 mixed with 76% of oxygen and the rest N2O

i bet you have a shoe but do you have a head

[Gumber]

this is out of context ok,paste entire thing here ok

[Saegrimr]

Is that supposed to be your keyboard in the image?

[oranges]

This is the best ban appeal ever

[Gumber]

Yes friend,this is my smashed keyboard,i took this photo very long ago.im glad you like my ban appeal.i dont like being banned

[Saegrimr]

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File ... yboard.jpg

I didn't think you'd actually be that stupid to claim the first google search result for "broken keyboard" as your own, but whatever. Go somewhere else and don't appeal until you're 18.

[Gumber]

Its my photo,my name in wikipedia is zumber,but i changed it to gumber because my z doesnt work,then i changed it to gumner to make it look like cool

[Gumber]

Im 19

[Saegrimr]

but i changed it to gumber because my z doesnt work

[06:31:17]SAY: Lorenzo Werner/Gumner : A wiznerd?

I'm really curious how far you're gonna keep this up.

[Gumber]

I copy pasted it!!!

[Gumber]

Im older than 18 please unban me

[Saegrimr]

But you said earlier you were 15.

[Gumber]

Its because my keyboard is broken and all keys after 5 stopped working ok so i couldnt type my age correctly

[Saegrimr]

Then how were you able to type 18 and 19?

[Gumber]

Im on my cellphone

[Lexorion]

Its my photo,my name in wikipedia is zumber,but i changed it to gumber because my z doesnt work,then i changed it to gumner to make it look like cool

Not yours!

Spoiler:

[Gumber]

Yes

[Gumber]

It is mine dude

[Gumber]

They stole my photo

[oranges]

Woah, you should DMCA them for theft

[Saegrimr]

Im on my cellphone

That IP is for a landline ISP in south america.

[Gumber]

But i dindt copyright it

[Gumber]

What is an ISP

[Saegrimr]

What is an ISP

It's the telephone company your parents buy your internet from. Go ask them about it.

[Gumber]

Ok but im still on my cellphone

[Saegrimr]

You are 100% provable to not be on a cellphone, I could PM you the details but i'm starting to get bored of this game. Whats the next excuse?

[Gumber]

I am dude,no joke,i can screenshot

[Saegrimr]

Alright sure bring me another google image of a cellphone.

[Gumber]

Look

[Gumber]

Ok i will need to leave now but i come back later

[Saegrimr]

Holy shit you fucking showed me.

You're still underage though. Try again in 2020

[peoplearestrange]

I get the idea of this being "funny" and all. But there's an old adage that says "don't feed the trolls".