/tg/Station 13

Byond account and character name: Gumner,dont remember character name
Banning admin:Thelongbowman
Ban type (What are you banned from?): From server
Ban reason and length: This server is for 18+ only(i got banned till 2020)
Time ban was placed (including time zone): 2016-02-03 14:57:53 server time
Your side of the story: got bwoinked by Thelongbowman,he asked my age,i said 14(im 15 now,does that count?)
Why you think you should be unbanned: cause i literally did nothing that broke the rules

Gumber wrote:(im 15 now,does that count?)

Why you think you should be unbanned: cause i literally did nothing that broke the rules

Really?

yes,its real,all my keys above from 5 are broken,i said 14 to the admin because my 5 was also broken,but im actually 19,was 18 when he banned me

from 5 to above they stopped working aswell with the ones that were ripped off,i think the circuits broke

[08:04:02]SAY: Lorenzo Werner/Gumner : 983 omega
[08:04:34]SAY: Lorenzo Werner/Gumner : WHAT YOU GUYS PREFER,N2O OR PLASMA/
[08:28:29]OOC: Gumner/Gumner : 27 days to be cyborg
[09:02:26]SAY: Lorenzo Werner/Gumner : 5
[09:06:06]SAY: Lorenzo Werner/Gumner : Its 97%
[09:07:03]SAY: Lorenzo Werner/Gumner : Nah,its 5% of CO2 mixed with 76% of oxygen and the rest N2O

i bet you have a shoe but do you have a head

this is out of context ok,paste entire thing here ok

Is that supposed to be your keyboard in the image?

This is the best ban appeal ever

Yes friend,this is my smashed keyboard,i took this photo very long ago.im glad you like my ban appeal.i dont like being banned

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File ... yboard.jpg

I didn't think you'd actually be that stupid to claim the first google search result for "broken keyboard" as your own, but whatever. Go somewhere else and don't appeal until you're 18.

Its my photo,my name in wikipedia is zumber,but i changed it to gumber because my z doesnt work,then i changed it to gumner to make it look like cool

Im 19

Gumber wrote:but i changed it to gumber because my z doesnt work

[06:31:17]SAY: Lorenzo Werner/Gumner : A wiznerd?

I'm really curious how far you're gonna keep this up.

I copy pasted it!!!

Im older than 18 please unban me

But you said earlier you were 15.

Its because my keyboard is broken and all keys after 5 stopped working ok so i couldnt type my age correctly

Then how were you able to type 18 and 19?

Im on my cellphone

Gumber wrote:Its my photo,my name in wikipedia is zumber,but i changed it to gumber because my z doesnt work,then i changed it to gumner to make it look like cool

Not yours!

Yes

It is mine dude

They stole my photo

Woah, you should DMCA them for theft

Gumber wrote:Im on my cellphone

That IP is for a landline ISP in south america.

But i dindt copyright it

What is an ISP

Gumber wrote:What is an ISP

It's the telephone company your parents buy your internet from. Go ask them about it.

Ok but im still on my cellphone

You are 100% provable to not be on a cellphone, I could PM you the details but i'm starting to get bored of this game. Whats the next excuse?

I am dude,no joke,i can screenshot

Alright sure bring me another google image of a cellphone.

Look

Ok i will need to leave now but i come back later

Holy shit you fucking showed me.

You're still underage though. Try again in 2020

I get the idea of this being "funny" and all. But there's an old adage that says "don't feed the trolls".