/tg/Station 13

I was fucking a braindead/afk chaplain

telling me not to fuck anyone in the ass and im just thinking "too late for that"

its just a shame that not only can I not fuck someones ass without consent

This is pretty good grounds for upping this straight to perma. We don't take kindly to this form of unwanted sexual behavior.

but I actually dont even have the freedom of speech to threaten someone with the action.

And for reference, the US constitution doesn't say anything about how private entities can restrict your expression, just that the government can't. Except in cases where the expression is deemed "obscene", in which case the government can. And threatening people with sexual actions is considered a crime in and of itself anyways, so...

Upping this to a week. The only one getting fucked in the ass is you.

Upping this to a perma. It's just a shame that not only do you think you should be able to fuck someones ass without consent, but that you were actually stupid enough to complain when you got called on it. Actually, who am I kidding, it's hilarious.

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Kek