Matthew Svenson (Releasing game ending amounts of kudzu)
Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2014 11:32 am
by Raven776
Your byond account: Raven776
Your character name: Juniper Breeze
Their character name: Matthew Svenson
Their byond account(optional, but useful if you can provide it):
Server and time: Badger, 4:30 hour round from 1 AM to 5:30ish
Logs and/or screenshots:
Spoiler:
[Common] Mathew Svensen (Chef) says, "AI tell me how to plant kudzu"
[Common] Juniper Breeze (QM) asks, "AI, are you able to close eva doors?"
Juniper Breeze says, "AI, are you able to close eva doors?"
[Common] Mathew Svensen (Chef) asks, "Also what are some good hiding spots for bodies?"
[Common] ELSAI-23 (AIbortion) states, "I am."
[Common] ELSAI-23 (AIbortion) states, "Plant kudzu seeds into a hydroponics tray."
[Common] Ashley Cressman (CE) says, "SLIIIIMES"
[Common] Mathew Svensen (Chef) says, "AI you're an abortion"
[Common] ELSAI-23 (AIbortion) states, "Law 2, Abortion."
[Common] Mathew Svensen (Chef) asks, "What if there are no spare trays? Where can I plant it then?"
[Common] Juniper Breeze (QM) says, "In dirt."
Juniper Breeze says, "In dirt."
[Common] Mathew Svensen (Chef) asks, "What if there's no dirt? Where then?"
[Common] Juniper Breeze (QM) says, "In trays."
Juniper Breeze says, "In trays."
[Common] ELSAI-23 (AIbortion) states, "In your head."
[Common] Mathew Svensen (Chef) says, "I'll plant it up your fucking arse"
[Common] Mathew Svensen (Chef) says, "Cheeky cunts"
Spoiler:
Mathew Svensen has been stunned by Officer Beep O'sky!
Officer Beep O'sky is trying to put zipties on Mathew Svensen!
*click*
You fire the combat shotgun!
Mathew Svensen is hit by a bullet in the right arm!
Mathew Svensen stammers, "M-MAX-XIUM-M-M-MUM-M GR-R-R-RIF"
Spoiler:
The changelings were:
Anderson Thompkins(Stryc9Fuego) as a Chaplain (died)
Changeling ID: Mr. Eta.
Genomes Extracted: 2
Objective #1: Extract 3 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the medal of captaincy. Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Kel Thuzad, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The changeling has failed.
The traitors were:
Tony Millhouse(Cobram14) as a Chemist (survived) (used 0 TC)
Objective #1: Destroy Tik-Tok, the experimental AI. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
Description of what happened: Long round. We had a xeno queen pet kept in the cargo bay warehouse that we fed a fuckton of monkies. That's not relevant, but it was worth mentioning to set the tone of the round.
Anyways, Matthew Svenson fucked off with some kudzu seeds and disappeared into botany. Around an hour later he had every tray full of the stuff at varying potency. As I wasn't one to judge him for something that could go horribly wrong when I was ordering monkey crates to feed to face huggers at that very moment (it didn't actually go that horribly wrong, sadly). Anyways, about ten minutes later he starts running through the halls planting, gets quickly dunked, but the seeds spread pretty fast because kudzu.
Not antag.
Why they should be banned: Game ending self admitted grief.
Re: Matthew Svenson (Releasing game ending amounts of kudzu)
Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2014 11:40 am
by Donk Honk
Lindsay Donk here. I was a witness to this and so was another player who was playing Lillian the Bartender.
We literally had just finished growing tower caps to make the bar classy. As were doing so, we hear Matthew asking over the radios constantly about how he can grow kudzu seeds. Of course we are all friggin panicking a bit because HOLY HELL WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? However AI isn't telling him
So we all assume "Okay he's an idiot and can't figure it out."
FINALLY, after getting the bar semi set up, suddenly here comes Matthew, tearing through the place like a bat outta hell and every spot he is Kudzu suddenly grows. And were talking Yakkity Friggin sax here. So instead of having a fun time talking and drinking and maybe expanding bar a bit further, we now have to waste time fighting Kudzu that is rapidly Mutating.
Then to top it all off, after a good amount of time doing this, just to get that end result of him NOT being a traitor and seeing some Ahole [probably him] post "IC ISSUE", feels like a real slap in the face.
A dick move for his own fun just to ruin others.
Re: Matthew Svenson (Releasing game ending amounts of kudzu)
Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2014 11:42 am
by Raven776
Eh, it can't really be an IC issue. Mostly because of this fun little line here...
No that's what I meant. That feels like a big slap in the face to do such a dick move like this then try to hide it behind "IC issue". Especially on a late night with so few people to handle something on this level
Re: Matthew Svenson (Releasing game ending amounts of kudzu)
Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2014 11:51 am
by CreationPro
Directed him to the thread. For now, he won't be able to join until he brings up his side of the story.
Re: Matthew Svenson (Releasing game ending amounts of kudzu)
Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2014 6:42 pm
by MrGlasses
This is not an IC issue. This is someone running amok being a cock, ruining the round for others.
Re: Matthew Svenson (Releasing game ending amounts of kudzu)
Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2014 8:57 am
by lolnon
I was being a total cock and apologise to everyone whose round I ruined. I don't know what possessed me to be such a dick.
Re: Matthew Svenson (Releasing game ending amounts of kudzu)
Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2014 10:34 am
by CreationPro
Right then, thank you for dropping by. I'm hoping such behaviour won't be an issue in the future.