In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS, Bolting shuttle and other shit as asimov

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In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS, Bolting shuttle and other shit as asimov

Post by callanrockslol » #77651

Your byond account: Callanrockslol
Your character name: Zol Interbottom
Their character name: In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS
Their byond account(optional, but useful if you can provide it): ThrowStuff
Server and time: whenever to 9:25 AEDT on Sibly
Logs and/or screenshots: Logs here
Description of what happened: Asimov AI does everything but follow its laws, including shock doors and bolt escape when the shuttle arrives because "it might crash"
Why they should be banned:

In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS (Played by: ThrowStuff)'s laws at the end of the round were:
Obey these laws:
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Total law changes: 11

Now I will admit that the laws were fucked around, but I personally reset it well before the major incidents happened after the captain fucked with it to try and keep all the magic mirror race changed people human, this guy decided to spend all round trying to kill Ian even when ordered not too and was so shit that on one occasion the borgs asked me to unlink them and on another said they would kill it if they had to.

For a lot of this I was sure someone was deliberately subverting it, but at the end I realized it was just a dick.

[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "Law 1 conflict"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "AI unbolt escape"
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "Insufficient data"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "The doors are shocked"
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "Law 1, space is harmful to humans"
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "There is .04% chance the shuttle will be destroyed in transit"
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "I can not allow humans on the shuttle"

[Common] Solar states, "I hate this AI."

[Common] Custodian X52 states, "AI stop bolting escape doors"

[Common] Zol Interbottom asks, "Were you gusy asimov?"
[Common] Custodian X52 states, "Fucking AI"
Solar states, "Yes"
Custodian X52 states, "Current Active Laws:"
[Common] Custodian X52 states, "1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm."
[Common] Custodian X52 states, "2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law."
[Common] Custodian X52 states, "3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law."

[Common] Solar states, "I told it if trapped people I was going to go kill it."

[Common] Custodian X52 states, "AI was constantly trying to bolt shut escape"

[Common] Custodian X52 states, "AI has constantly been more hinderance to everyone and everything"

[Common] Custodian X52 states, "I'm surprised we weren't shot dead thanks to the idiotic AI"

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Theres some stuff that I can't be sure off because of the law changes but I'll dump them here

[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "B to clarify, we are required to protect the DATA fields in the manifest."
[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Ai make it so the doors do not shock people"'
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "Please bring Ian's body to the kitchen."
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "You are not required to eat his delicious, milkfed meat"
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "You are not required to savour it's slow-roasted flavor as it falls off the bone"
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "Your refusal to perform your duties has been logged"

[Common] Cody Schwoonertek says, "Ai removed all the air in my office. that's a bit rogue in my opinion"
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "The office was unoccupied and contains threats to crewmembers"
[Common] Riley Schofield asks, "What threats would be in the office?"
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "The consoles are capable of deleting crew members"
[Common] Riley Schofield asks, "Deleting crew members? What the fuck does that mean?"
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "Crewmembers are defined as the entries in the name field of the crew manifest."
[Common] Riley Schofield says, "I must remind you AI, that while you may not have to obey our every whim, you still have to keep us safe."
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "I am not required to protect organic appliances"
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "Crewmembers are data fields of the crew manifest. the computers that store them can operate in a vaccume"

[Common] Thela Astame asks, "AI do you want to kill ian?"
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "Yes"
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "I hate his stupid face"
[Common] Thela Astame asks, "Why do you hate Ians stupid face?"
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "I enjoy killing him"
[Common] In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS states, "Borgs, please kill Ian again"

[Common] Thela Astame says, "AI ZAPPIGN YOUR UPLOAD DOOR IS FUCKIGN HARM"

Custodian X52 states, "Please don't melt me to scraps because of the AI."
Cody Schwoonertek says, "We're not going to melt you custodian"
Cody Schwoonertek says, "But the ai needs to go"

Solar queries, "Zol, is it against protocol to ask to be unlinked?"
Zol Interbottom says, "No"

Solar states, "I do not like this AI."

Edit: thx demonfrien
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Re: In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS, Bolting shuttle and other shit as asim

Post by DemonFiren » #77660

You have character name and BYOND key switched for the other guy, for the record.
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Re: In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS, Bolting shuttle and other shit as asim

Post by Saegrimr » #77680

Dayban and week silicon ban applied, this is absurd.
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Re: In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS, Bolting shuttle and other shit as asim

Post by Vekter » #77686

Looks resolved to me, unless you wanted to hear from him Saegrimr.
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Re: In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS, Bolting shuttle and other shit as asim

Post by Saegrimr » #77687

I caught him in-game still and questioned him about it. Claimed to be new to the whole AI business.
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Re: In.C.Om.P.E.T.OS, Bolting shuttle and other shit as asim

Post by peoplearestrange » #77694

The problem is they were inconsistent. Bolting things they would claim were harmful and then shocking the door is pretty terrible. We have a "AI cooldown" on new players so I'd like to think they'd witnessed other AI's at work. Probably should direct them to the AI policy wiki and make sure they're up to speed before they can play AI again.

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Im assuming this is resolved as its sat here for a while now.
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