/tg/Station 13

Your byond account:Void Slayer
Your character name:The Witness
Their character name:Benji Lafortune/ForcedERP
Their byond account(optional, but useful if you can provide it):
Server and time:Artyom 5:05pm PST
Logs and/or screenshots:
Description of what happened: Benji, first thing into the round, made 4 improvised explosives and threw one at the brig.
I found him running from the brig with the explosive about to go off.

I arrested him, brought him to the brig, the clown ForcedERP, started shouting that I was raping him as I took off his backpack to search it.
In the backpack I found 3 more IEDs and he started accusing me of planting them.
The clown followed the captain into the brig and continued to say he saw me plant evidence on Benji.

I ask the captain to scan the IEDs for fingerprints and then perma Benji for major sabotage. I then stun and eject the clown from the brig.

Later I tell Benji I am releasing him so he can escape the singularity which was released, and long story short, he beats and cuffs me while I am detaining a changeling.

He was not an antag.

Why they should be banned:Bombing the brig in under 5 minutes when security had done nothing. Then accusing me of planting evidence and rape.

The clown for the name alone. Not really hung up on that though.

When you get here: Benji, didn't we agree that this sort of name was among the things you would never go anywhere near ever again?

ForcedERP was not benji's name.

This was for two separate people, sorry if I did not make that clear.

What day was this? I can't find anyone named forcederp in today or yesterday's logs.

Monday may 12 5:05pm PST

It was the clown.

I posted this request like 25 minutes afterwards.

This is as far back as the log I took goes, his actions were a bit before this.


Forced ERPu says, "You framed him."
You put the energy gun into the security satchel.
Benji LaFortune says, "I'm being opressed"
Ridley Oppenheimer [145.9] says, "Thank you ai."
OOC: NotPhoal: i kno i kno
Benji LaFortune says, "Look out"
Benji LaFortune says, "HEs got a gun"
N.E.W.L.E [145.9] declares, "Ping!"
The Witness says, "hi"
Forced ERPu says, "I saw you place bombs in his backpack."
Amira Cook [145.9] says, " Aww, Wel Im glad I know I should Run off with it more often."
The Witness says, "so this backpack s benjis"
Forced ERPu says, "Captain, listen to me."
Nathanael Greene asks, "Are you an anarcho-syndicalist commune, Benji?"
OOC: NotPhoal: but nah my skin stretched too much from intense ss13 action and hanging on the edge of my seat
Forced ERPu says, "Your HoS."
OOC: NotPhoal: and it ripped
The Witness tries to put the satchel on Nathanael Greene.
Benji LaFortune asks, "Isn't nanotrasen communist?"
Benji LaFortune says, "If so yes"
Nathanael Greene asks, "Are we witnessing the violence inherent in the system?"
The Witness says, "captain please scan these bombs"
Forced ERPu says, "He placed IEDs on Benji's backpack."
Lucky Tylor [145.9] says, " all miners, suitsensors"
OOC: Knaive: Jesus christ
The Witness tries to remove Benji LaFortune's PDA-Benji LaFortune (Assistant).
Molly Dakota [145.9] asks, "HoP to desk?"
Molly Dakota [145.9] asks, "Or captain?"
Benji LaFortune exclaims, "My rights!"
Ridley Oppenheimer [145.9] says, "And GPS devices"
The Witness tries to remove Benji LaFortune's toolbelt.
Benji LaFortune says, "?Help"
Benji LaFortune says, "They are bees trampled."
Lucky Tylor [145.9] says, " yep yep"
Nathanael Greene says, "Well, that's some interesting items you have there."
OOC: NotPhoal: i have very thin skin around my thighs
Forced ERPu has been struck in the chest with the energy gun by The Witness!
The locker has been locked by Nathanael Greene.
BANG, bang!
Benji LaFortune attempts to remove the handcuffs!
BANG, bang!
BANG, bang!
You put the energy gun into the security satchel.
Forced ERPu [145.9] exclaims, " HELP!"
The Witness blinds Benji LaFortune with the flash!
The Witness tries to remove Benji LaFortune's handcuffs.
The Witness blinds Benji LaFortune with the flash!
Forced ERPu [145.9] says, " THEY LOCKED ME IN THE LOCKER, BLARGH."
OOC: Fuzzeldorf: NEVER LOOK UP EXPOSED NERVE ON GOOGLE
Molly Dakota [145.9] says, "Good"
You put the handcuffs into the security satchel.
You put the flash into the security satchel.
Molly Dakota [145.9] says, "Your name isn't funny"
The locker has been unlocked by Nathanael Greene.
The Witness says, "get out clown"
Forced ERPu says, ".."
Forced ERPu says, "Wait."
OOC: TheGel: Whenever I get hit in game I slap my thighs REALLY FUCKING hard, for the immersion
You fire the energy gun!
Forced ERPu is hit by an electrode in the chest!
You put the energy gun into the security satchel.
Forced ERPu stammers, "Can-n I tell h-him-m s-s-som-meth-hin-n-n-ng-g-"
The Witness is trying to put handcuffs on Forced ERPu!
Forced ERPu stammers, "H-Hey-y-y!"
Forced ERPu stammers, "St-top-p-p!"
OOC: TheWiznard: kinky
The Witness says, "sure tell him whatever"
Forced ERPu stammers, "I'm-m l-leav-vin-ng!"
Benji LaFortune says, "Oh no"
ÿ!You push the wall but nothing happens!
Benji LaFortune says, "The violence"
Benji LaFortune says, "In the system"
Forced ERPu says, "Just, nevermind."
Benji LaFortune says, "yThe violence"
Benji LaFortune says, "Inherent"
Forced ERPu says, "If you're going to stun and cuff me."
The Witness blinds Forced ERPu with the flash!
The Witness tries to remove Forced ERPu's handcuffs.
OOC: NotPhoal: i looked it up
Forced ERPu exclaims, "Ow!"

Strangely enough I've never seen a clown cross that line with their name until this round, I saw it too and found it pretty annoying (see: my IC comments on his name) and he should really get a talking to about it at least.

I asked him last night to post on this thread and he's yet to do so. I'll give him another day.

I was the captain there. A couple of the weird things I said in the log were just cracks at his "Help! I'm being repressed" thing, but I could pretty much see it was just a griefer and yet another unfunny clown.

They've both received bans, they had plenty of time to respond.