/tg/Station 13

Bottom post of the previous page:

I want to comment, but I don't think I've super-fucked anything before... yet.

tried to run a meme round since i was the only admin and it was my last round of the night and the players voted on it. ran ragin mages, apparently they're bugged so the round ends if the first wiz dies or something. i announced WHO DIE RAST, played doom e1m1 midi and spawned some meteors and rods. before i could even call shuttle the round ended. apparently the first wiz got impaled by a rod when he teleported in by sheer chance. was a little bit embarrassing but it was still fun

I loaded Shuttle Under Construction. The one with no air and no walls. Then my BYOND crashed before I could fix it. People died.

One time I used SDQL to kill everyone on the server instantly.

I've destroyed an entire z-level with a (1333, 3333, 6666) explosion.

I should point out that the devastation range covered the entire z-level. Anything that wasn't indestructible was vaporized.

Note that this does NOT apply to things like, shuttle docking ports. Someone (WHO WAS NOT ME) discovered this when they did the same thing on the centcom z-level and broke the escape shuttle.

I abused my admin priveledge in an egregious lapse of thought and judgement; negatively impacting a round and killing multiple players, wounding many more.
Now that the Headmins have settled on the punishment; I can say that by all rights, I was holding my breath expecting to be deadmin'd for my actions.
I was given a three day ban to think about what I'd done. I did not try to appeal, the fault was 110% with me.
Now I have been dropped back to Trialmin and I will use this time to fall back into my old habits. The ones that got me this position to begin with, and that the playerbase had begun to like about and see in me. I was honoured to be taken on as a Trialmin, surprised to be made a Fullmin, and confused when multiple players were asking me to run for Headmin.
Being a made a Trialmin again is the right decision. It'll keep me honest, and humble as I go through the motions again and re-learn what I'd evidently forgotten what being an admin is about. This thread is really more for goofy fuck-ups, but it's called a confession thread and that's what I'm here to do. Go on the record and publicly confess.
I was a Badmin, and now I'm just sorry.

>ADMIN LOG: Explosion with size (4.56435e+008, 9.12871e+008, 1.82574e+009, 0) in area Lavaland Wastes (84,128,5 - JMP)

mc crashed twice and we had to hard restart
in my defense i wasnt entirely to blame it was goofball

Accidently spawned ratvar's gateway instead of gateway. Nothing bad happend and barely anyone noticed so um, good.

[22:52] <kevinz000> bagil needs a reboot
[22:53] <+MrStonedOne> what did you do
[22:53] <kevinz000> might of went a tad overboard with meteors that was voted on by the players
[22:54] <Francinum> > https://gyazo.com/8c77e2bc9cde8b578020666e898aae9b
[22:54] <+MrStonedOne> >its using 2gb of memeory
- *LATER ON* -
blah blah technical stuff
[23:24] <+MrStonedOne> but setting the unsigned pointer flag on the dll did let it access the other 4gb of memory
blah blah technical stuff
[23:26] <+MrStonedOne> we shall see if it survives the kevinz000 treatment

Players voted for meteors.

stop crashing the server

>TFW I never mentioned the time I broke lighting two rounds in a row

First round: Try to do everything is slowly turning invisible gimmick, usually works by mass editing alpha of /mob /obj and /turf. Try a new way involving mass editing /atom, all lighting immediately broken, everything is pitch black. Deliver antag tokens and reboot.
Second round: Decide to do it the old way. Same thing happens again. Hand out another round of antag tokens, reboot again.
Third round: Deliver myself to the station in chains to be punished for breaking reality repeatedly.

>break lighting two times so you can chain yourself up and let the station have their way with you

:^|

Well it was a hilarious way to spend a round. Half of security chasing down and spacing a handcuffed, fleeing catgirl.

ya, lighting is done as darkness objects placed on every turf. (alpha of 255 = full dark, 0 = full brite) the actual type is /atom/movable/light, so doing something like that on all /atom or all /atom/movable effects the lighting object

I accidentally said in ooc ">tfw you see the cult airlock but get cucked anyways" before the shuttle arrived

Granted narsie had risen by then, but

DEAD: Kate Haynes asks, "gonna make a sweet maze, Mimic?"
DSAY: MimicFaux/(MimicFaux) : Maybe. Depends on the round type
DSAY: MimicFaux/(Hadrian Melik) : Like, if it's revs, no one's gonna see it
MimicFaux/(Hadrian Melik) checked antagonists.
ASAY: MimicFaux/(Hadrian Melik) : Checks antags
ASAY: MimicFaux/(Hadrian Melik) : It's rev
ASAY: MimicFaux/(Hadrian Melik) : FML

Was doing investigation and had multiple player panels open. Had the wrong panel open and banned the wrong guy. :^)

Edit: I should say, I noticed when it logged the ban and I saw the Ckey I went "OH FUCK" audibly and then unbanned them. They showed up back in game not long after I unbanned them so it worked out I guess.

I gave Jarek a 3 day jobban from science after he turned himself into a chaos carp and panic-zapped someone who hit him. Was kinda unreasonable considering the person in question didn't even ahelp, and I missed the fact that their previous notes about gold slimes were from a while back. Talked it out with adminbus and Jarek, removed the ban the following round, etc.

Definitely a misstep that I feel bad about, but thankfully the user in question was super reasonable afterwards, including admitting that I had a point with my bwoink. I was unprofessional in the way I acted and I'm glad the user in question is forgiving about it, and I'm going to keep this incident in mind when I have to deal with a situation in the future.

Reading notes goes a long way for minimizing fuck ups.There's been a few times where I would have given someone a simple warning for something they've done a dozen times before, and other times I would have slapped them for a dayban when they had zero notes for.

I put saegrimr's name in the unban panel and realized I shouldn't of clicked search.
Server unfroze a minute or two later.

kevinz000 wrote:I put saegrimr's name in the unban panel and realized I shouldn't of clicked search.
Server unfroze a minute or two later.

When I was asking how to unban someone using the BP I was told not to do this because you crashed the server with it lol.

kevinz000 wrote:I put saegrimr's name in the unban panel and realized I shouldn't of clicked search.
Server unfroze a minute or two later.

This has been an issue up on github for months. Saeg's ban database is just too big.

Much like his penis.

kevinz000 wrote:I put saegrimr's name in the unban panel and realized I shouldn't of clicked search.
Server unfroze a minute or two later.

There's only 1744 records.

[12:38 AM] Kor: sawrge literally got out of bed to go yell at some dumb highschooler on the internet to ask for his autograph

i posted like 4 different times in candidate debates forgetting that the one non candidates can reply in is the forum above it and I feel like a fucking moron

I ruined a joke Alipheese was making

Kor wrote:I ruined a joke Alipheese was making

You stole my idea you fucker

Scared?

i accidentally multi-clicked petsplosion on a bunch of bunnies and broke the server

I perma'd a guy for IC in OOC by mistake.

I TC traded someone a speedwagon against logic, common sense, and my better judgement, hoping they would do something beyond "drive in the halls murderboning"

(they did not)

Qbopper wrote:I TC traded someone a speedwagon against logic, common sense, and my better judgement, hoping they would do something beyond "drive in the halls murderboning"

(they did not)

it doesnt help the speedwagon is fucking xbawx hyuge

bandit wrote:I perma'd a guy for IC in OOC by mistake.

Good ban

i switched on the station's self-destruct to end a three-hour extended round when the ahelps about a chat bug (due to a test merge) became too much but ultimately didn't blow it because i wanted everyone to blindly stumble into my deathtrap on centcomm

fuck you guys a three-hour extended round what the fuck

IcePacks wrote:i switched on the station's self-destruct to end a three-hour extended round when the ahelps about a chat bug (due to a test merge) became too much but ultimately didn't blow it because i wanted everyone to blindly stumble into my deathtrap on centcomm

fuck you guys a three-hour extended round what the fuck

>3 hours
>didnt come up with a quality meme
l o w
e n e r g y

i made a conveyor-fed people grinder at centcomm, does that help?

IcePacks wrote:i made a conveyor-fed people grinder at centcomm, does that help?

no

IcePacks wrote:i switched on the station's self-destruct to end a three-hour extended round when the ahelps about a chat bug (due to a test merge) became too much but ultimately didn't blow it because i wanted everyone to blindly stumble into my deathtrap on centcomm

fuck you guys a three-hour extended round what the fuck

Create Antagonists -> Button of your choosing

fuck you! nobody could read their chat, anyways! blowing up the station was the only viable gimmick!

also, while i'm confessing low-effort bullshit, i sent the chaplain on a stoner quest in order to earn a tome of smoke.

IcePacks wrote:also, while i'm confessing low-effort bullshit, i sent the chaplain on a stoner quest in order to earn a tome of smoke.

low effort shitposting involving the chaplain is SOP as far as I'm aware, so this isn't a fuckup

i also gave the lawyer a divine mission to oppose him, legally.

IcePacks wrote:i also gave the lawyer a divine mission to oppose him, legally.

giving the lawyer a purpose is also the opposite of a mistake

I tried giving a group instruction to the nuke operatives to gib the HoS (the HoS was pestering me to gib him like a shitbrain in adminhelps) and accidentally said "HEY OPERATIVES" over the common channel when i spawned the wrong headset. Nobody cared except one crewman, who did nothing. The operatives successfully stealthopped, assassinated the captain, and detonated the nuke on solars, resulting in a neutral victory. Good job, everyone!

I managed to splat two would-be space explorers with the ferry shuttle.

sick, dude

i did mass purrbation on a whim

i crashed sybil

sorry about that

some guy was the last living headrev and had been delaying the round for like, an hour or something, so I buildmode threw him to escape but lagged out and sent him flying into the airlock like 10 times and he died

everybody was really happy the round ended so it worked out I guess??? sorta???

I kicked an innocent guy when I tried PMing him the other day.