why i'm qualified:
-totally clear track record with 0 notes and bans
Spoiler:
--54 notes,wewlad--
2015-01-11 00:00:00
ahammer18
Sybil
Banned for 30 minutes - Killing somone because after being disarmed, after someone else shot the guy.
2015-02-01 00:00:00
tsaricide
Sybil
Warned about ic in ooc
2015-02-04 00:00:00
ahammer18
Sybil
Fucked with telecomms as a non antag, causing all messages to turn into "I bet the jews did this"
2015-02-07 00:00:00
peoplearestrange
Sybil
Attacked his master as a newly created golem (781) then went on a rampage on the shuttle attacking others without an order. Was warned.
2015-02-28 00:00:00
fayrik
Sybil
Authorized a shuttle launch called by Donutmongler because "the wizard might attack". The wizard had been only managed to cause minor danger the entire round.
2015-03-06 00:00:00
tsaricide
Sybil
Warned about smilies in ic
2015-03-23 00:00:00
peoplearestrange
Sybil
Warned, again, for OOC in IC [Common] Jonathan Talist gibbers, "Mfw captain thinks he can call shuttle on a blob shift"#
2015-04-12 00:00:00
tsaricide
Sybil
Banned from Clown - Slipping people trying to fight the blob, throwing peels in the hall near the rechargers.
2015-04-13 00:00:00
tsaricide
Sybil
Banned for 10080 minutes - Opened a canister of superheated gas on the escape shuttle killing almost everyone FNR.
2015-06-24 00:00:00
jordie0608
Sybil
Banned for 4320 minutes - Sprayed space lube around as a non-antag, leading to the death of at least three others.
2015-07-05 00:00:00
saegrimr
Sybil
Banned for 1440 minutes - Beat a human wizard to death as an asimov service borg.
2015-07-05 00:00:00
saegrimr
Sybil
Confirmed steam friends with Lexorion, likely metacomms.
2015-07-14 00:00:00
ikarrus
Sybil
HELP: Deitus/(Works-with-diligence) (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (FLW) (TP) (REJT): so in the future, i can beat people up, strip them, and generally abuse them with impunity for no reason other than them being lizards. ill be sure to remember that.
2015-09-03 03:50:24
niknakflak
Sybil
Banned for 1 minutes - Spawned an absurd amount of welding tanks in an extended sandbox round that someone blew up and it basically made the server grind to a halt so much that we had to restart it. Wasn't going to be banned but he insists we do it. *Cocks gun* I'm sorry, it had to be done. *BAM*
2015-09-11 02:57:29
lollerderby
Sybil
Warned, stated a onehuman law leading to the one human getting lynched.
2015-09-24 00:07:15
lemonlord
Sybil
A bit impatient with the captain, who was admittedly inattentive. Tried to get captain to listen to urgent security directives, captain was unresponsive. Cuffed him and dragged him to the brig and told him to suit up. Captain grabbed the wrong gear and did not listen about his warning of imminent bomb detonation, resulting in the captain's death.
2015-10-20 01:04:25
shaps
Sybil
Suicided during a gang round after being implanted by sec and left
2015-10-27 18:48:57
shadowhunteroo
Sybil
Walled off the arrivals shuttle as a non-antag and was told not to do it again. First time doing something like this so a warning was applied.
2015-11-11 23:22:27
saegrimr
Sybil
Banned for 1440 minutes - Don't be a dick. Spoiling new video games in OOC is being a dick.
2015-11-29 06:56:51
ausops
Sybil
Warned to not use the away map BSA for no good raisin.
2015-12-05 22:26:08
hotelbravolima
Sybil
We had a talk about Asimov after he took actions which inflicted massive collateral damage to destroy some non-humans.
2015-12-13 21:07:37
quartzcrystal
Sybil
Banned for 1341 minutes - Copy and pasting the entirety of WGW into the reasoning for the shuttle call as AI.
2016-01-08 00:54:11
lzimann
Sybil
Warned for a huge amount of lube as non-antag, didn't cause any harm by it, so just a warning.
2016-01-09 18:31:02
bgobandit
Sybil
Warned -- graytiding, smashing up the brig windows FNR. "there was no point to the greytiding whatsoever and ill accept whatever punishment necessary for my actions"
2016-01-19 23:39:56
irishwristwatch0
Sybil
Banned for 1 minutes - OOC: Deitus: mulan was a shit movie
2016-02-01 00:49:04
stickymayhem
Sybil
Hates Mulan. Jeer and shame at will.
2016-02-07 02:58:46
lzimann
Sybil
Banned for 5 minutes - God damn it you, stop it.
2016-02-21 02:27:12
lzimann
Sybil
Banned for 60 minutes - Intentional IC in OOC. You know better than this...
2016-06-02 01:56:28
shaps
Sybil
Warned for ruining multiple gang rounds as boss by putting a dominator down in front of sec at roundstart
2016-06-18 20:35:12
okand37
Sybil
Warned - Spamming
2016-06-19 22:09:29
krusvik
Sybil
(MANUAL BAN) Admitted to luring the Colossus to the station as non-antag. Killed over five people including a head, resulting in rev win. Owned up to it and accepted punishment. (CUSTOM IP) (CUSTOM CID)
2016-06-19 22:09:29
krusvik
Sybil
(MANUAL BAN) Admitted to luring the Colossus to the station as non-antag. Killed over five people including a head, resulting in rev win. Owned up to it and accepted punishment. (CUSTOM IP) (CUSTOM CID)
2016-06-19 22:09:29
krusvik
Sybil
(MANUAL BAN) Admitted to luring the Colossus to the station as non-antag. Killed over five people including a head, resulting in rev win. Owned up to it and accepted punishment. (CUSTOM IP) (CUSTOM CID)
2016-06-19 22:09:29
krusvik
Sybil
(MANUAL BAN) Admitted to luring the Colossus to the station as non-antag. Killed over five people including a head, resulting in rev win. Owned up to it and accepted punishment. (CUSTOM IP) (CUSTOM CID)
2016-06-19 22:11:12
krusvik
Sybil
(MANUAL BAN) Admitted to luring the Colossus to the station as non-antag. Killed over five people including a head, resulting in rev win. Owned up to it and accepted punishment. (CUSTOM IP) (CUSTOM CID)
2016-06-19 22:11:12
krusvik
Sybil
(MANUAL BAN) Admitted to luring the Colossus to the station as non-antag. Killed over five people including a head, resulting in rev win. Owned up to it and accepted punishment. (CUSTOM IP) (CUSTOM CID)
2016-06-19 22:11:12
krusvik
Sybil
(MANUAL BAN) Admitted to luring the Colossus to the station as non-antag. Killed over five people including a head, resulting in rev win. Owned up to it and accepted punishment. (CUSTOM IP) (CUSTOM CID)
2016-06-19 22:11:12
krusvik
Sybil
(MANUAL BAN) Admitted to luring the Colossus to the station as non-antag. Killed over five people including a head, resulting in rev win. Owned up to it and accepted punishment. (CUSTOM IP) (CUSTOM CID)
2016-06-19 22:12:03
krusvik
Sybil
(MANUAL BAN) Admitted to luring the Colossus to the station as non-antag. Killed over five people including a head, resulting in rev win. Owned up to it and accepted punishment. (CUSTOM IP) (CUSTOM CID)
2016-06-19 22:12:03
krusvik
Sybil
(MANUAL BAN) Admitted to luring the Colossus to the station as non-antag. Killed over five people including a head, resulting in rev win. Owned up to it and accepted punishment. (CUSTOM IP) (CUSTOM CID)
2016-06-24 19:52:32
lzimann
Sybil
Banned from Chief Medical Officer - Admitted to luring the Colossus to the station as non-antag. Killed over five people including a head, resulting in rev win. Owned up to it and accepted punishment. -- To be lifted after the other head jobbans expire.
2016-07-16 03:22:40
lzimann
Sybil
Banned for 100 minutes - Spamming WGW with like 20 radios
2016-08-06 01:21:04
atlantaned
Sybil
Built an infinite loop disposal ride at escape, insisted that it was perfectly safe. It wasn't.
2016-08-11 04:16:25
gamarr
Sybil
Was recalling shuttle as CE consistently. In a space hut he built. So he could play arcade Trail of Orion.
2016-08-11 22:44:03
lexorion
Sybil
Banned for 30 minutes - Reply PM from-Deitus/(Jonathan Talist): hi i'd like a 30 minute ban please
2016-08-12 02:18:14
atlantaned
Sybil
Banned for 60 minutes - Stop spamming everything goddamn.
2016-08-22 21:05:29
irishwristwatch0
Sybil
Banned for 10 minutes - watch me
2016-08-28 00:49:29
shaps
Sybil
Banned for 60 minutes - bee movie spam in cross server announcements
2016-08-29 01:16:22
excessiveuseofcobby
Sybil
Banned for 1440 minutes - Throwing a fireaxe at a protected grille [as non-antag] in an attempt to save the clown from being detained. Ended up killing someone.
2016-08-29 01:17:13
excessiveuseofcobby
Sybil
(MANUAL BAN) Throwing a fireaxe at a protected grille [as non-antag] in an attempt to save the clown from being detained. Ended up killing someone.
2016-10-18 00:36:16
alphaabeta
Sybil
Banned for 2880 minutes - Walling off security with R-walls. Admitted that they've done it to greytide. You have a history of this so I suggest you to tone it down.
2016-10-28 01:00:09
pkpenguin321
Sybil
Banned for 30 minutes - Requested over ahelps
2016-11-02 04:02:20
pkpenguin321
Sybil
Banned for 0.1 minutes - fatshaming
2016-11-15 02:02:27
pkpenguin321
Sybil
Banned for 5 minutes - Spam
2015-01-11 00:00:00
ahammer18
Sybil
Banned for 30 minutes - Killing somone because after being disarmed, after someone else shot the guy.
2015-02-01 00:00:00
tsaricide
Sybil
Warned about ic in ooc
2015-02-04 00:00:00
ahammer18
Sybil
Fucked with telecomms as a non antag, causing all messages to turn into "I bet the jews did this"
2015-02-07 00:00:00
peoplearestrange
Sybil
Attacked his master as a newly created golem (781) then went on a rampage on the shuttle attacking others without an order. Was warned.
2015-02-28 00:00:00
fayrik
Sybil
Authorized a shuttle launch called by Donutmongler because "the wizard might attack". The wizard had been only managed to cause minor danger the entire round.
2015-03-06 00:00:00
tsaricide
Sybil
Warned about smilies in ic
2015-03-23 00:00:00
peoplearestrange
Sybil
Warned, again, for OOC in IC [Common] Jonathan Talist gibbers, "Mfw captain thinks he can call shuttle on a blob shift"#
2015-04-12 00:00:00
tsaricide
Sybil
Banned from Clown - Slipping people trying to fight the blob, throwing peels in the hall near the rechargers.
2015-04-13 00:00:00
tsaricide
Sybil
Banned for 10080 minutes - Opened a canister of superheated gas on the escape shuttle killing almost everyone FNR.
2015-06-24 00:00:00
jordie0608
Sybil
Banned for 4320 minutes - Sprayed space lube around as a non-antag, leading to the death of at least three others.
2015-07-05 00:00:00
saegrimr
Sybil
Banned for 1440 minutes - Beat a human wizard to death as an asimov service borg.
2015-07-05 00:00:00
saegrimr
Sybil
Confirmed steam friends with Lexorion, likely metacomms.
2015-07-14 00:00:00
ikarrus
Sybil
HELP: Deitus/(Works-with-diligence) (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (FLW) (TP) (REJT): so in the future, i can beat people up, strip them, and generally abuse them with impunity for no reason other than them being lizards. ill be sure to remember that.
2015-09-03 03:50:24
niknakflak
Sybil
Banned for 1 minutes - Spawned an absurd amount of welding tanks in an extended sandbox round that someone blew up and it basically made the server grind to a halt so much that we had to restart it. Wasn't going to be banned but he insists we do it. *Cocks gun* I'm sorry, it had to be done. *BAM*
2015-09-11 02:57:29
lollerderby
Sybil
Warned, stated a onehuman law leading to the one human getting lynched.
2015-09-24 00:07:15
lemonlord
Sybil
A bit impatient with the captain, who was admittedly inattentive. Tried to get captain to listen to urgent security directives, captain was unresponsive. Cuffed him and dragged him to the brig and told him to suit up. Captain grabbed the wrong gear and did not listen about his warning of imminent bomb detonation, resulting in the captain's death.
2015-10-20 01:04:25
shaps
Sybil
Suicided during a gang round after being implanted by sec and left
2015-10-27 18:48:57
shadowhunteroo
Sybil
Walled off the arrivals shuttle as a non-antag and was told not to do it again. First time doing something like this so a warning was applied.
2015-11-11 23:22:27
saegrimr
Sybil
Banned for 1440 minutes - Don't be a dick. Spoiling new video games in OOC is being a dick.
2015-11-29 06:56:51
ausops
Sybil
Warned to not use the away map BSA for no good raisin.
2015-12-05 22:26:08
hotelbravolima
Sybil
We had a talk about Asimov after he took actions which inflicted massive collateral damage to destroy some non-humans.
2015-12-13 21:07:37
quartzcrystal
Sybil
Banned for 1341 minutes - Copy and pasting the entirety of WGW into the reasoning for the shuttle call as AI.
2016-01-08 00:54:11
lzimann
Sybil
Warned for a huge amount of lube as non-antag, didn't cause any harm by it, so just a warning.
2016-01-09 18:31:02
bgobandit
Sybil
Warned -- graytiding, smashing up the brig windows FNR. "there was no point to the greytiding whatsoever and ill accept whatever punishment necessary for my actions"
2016-01-19 23:39:56
irishwristwatch0
Sybil
Banned for 1 minutes - OOC: Deitus: mulan was a shit movie
2016-02-01 00:49:04
stickymayhem
Sybil
Hates Mulan. Jeer and shame at will.
2016-02-07 02:58:46
lzimann
Sybil
Banned for 5 minutes - God damn it you, stop it.
2016-02-21 02:27:12
lzimann
Sybil
Banned for 60 minutes - Intentional IC in OOC. You know better than this...
2016-06-02 01:56:28
shaps
Sybil
Warned for ruining multiple gang rounds as boss by putting a dominator down in front of sec at roundstart
2016-06-18 20:35:12
okand37
Sybil
Warned - Spamming
2016-06-19 22:09:29
krusvik
Sybil
(MANUAL BAN) Admitted to luring the Colossus to the station as non-antag. Killed over five people including a head, resulting in rev win. Owned up to it and accepted punishment. (CUSTOM IP) (CUSTOM CID)
2016-06-19 22:09:29
krusvik
Sybil
(MANUAL BAN) Admitted to luring the Colossus to the station as non-antag. Killed over five people including a head, resulting in rev win. Owned up to it and accepted punishment. (CUSTOM IP) (CUSTOM CID)
2016-06-19 22:09:29
krusvik
Sybil
(MANUAL BAN) Admitted to luring the Colossus to the station as non-antag. Killed over five people including a head, resulting in rev win. Owned up to it and accepted punishment. (CUSTOM IP) (CUSTOM CID)
2016-06-19 22:09:29
krusvik
Sybil
(MANUAL BAN) Admitted to luring the Colossus to the station as non-antag. Killed over five people including a head, resulting in rev win. Owned up to it and accepted punishment. (CUSTOM IP) (CUSTOM CID)
2016-06-19 22:11:12
krusvik
Sybil
(MANUAL BAN) Admitted to luring the Colossus to the station as non-antag. Killed over five people including a head, resulting in rev win. Owned up to it and accepted punishment. (CUSTOM IP) (CUSTOM CID)
2016-06-19 22:11:12
krusvik
Sybil
(MANUAL BAN) Admitted to luring the Colossus to the station as non-antag. Killed over five people including a head, resulting in rev win. Owned up to it and accepted punishment. (CUSTOM IP) (CUSTOM CID)
2016-06-19 22:11:12
krusvik
Sybil
(MANUAL BAN) Admitted to luring the Colossus to the station as non-antag. Killed over five people including a head, resulting in rev win. Owned up to it and accepted punishment. (CUSTOM IP) (CUSTOM CID)
2016-06-19 22:11:12
krusvik
Sybil
(MANUAL BAN) Admitted to luring the Colossus to the station as non-antag. Killed over five people including a head, resulting in rev win. Owned up to it and accepted punishment. (CUSTOM IP) (CUSTOM CID)
2016-06-19 22:12:03
krusvik
Sybil
(MANUAL BAN) Admitted to luring the Colossus to the station as non-antag. Killed over five people including a head, resulting in rev win. Owned up to it and accepted punishment. (CUSTOM IP) (CUSTOM CID)
2016-06-19 22:12:03
krusvik
Sybil
(MANUAL BAN) Admitted to luring the Colossus to the station as non-antag. Killed over five people including a head, resulting in rev win. Owned up to it and accepted punishment. (CUSTOM IP) (CUSTOM CID)
2016-06-24 19:52:32
lzimann
Sybil
Banned from Chief Medical Officer - Admitted to luring the Colossus to the station as non-antag. Killed over five people including a head, resulting in rev win. Owned up to it and accepted punishment. -- To be lifted after the other head jobbans expire.
2016-07-16 03:22:40
lzimann
Sybil
Banned for 100 minutes - Spamming WGW with like 20 radios
2016-08-06 01:21:04
atlantaned
Sybil
Built an infinite loop disposal ride at escape, insisted that it was perfectly safe. It wasn't.
2016-08-11 04:16:25
gamarr
Sybil
Was recalling shuttle as CE consistently. In a space hut he built. So he could play arcade Trail of Orion.
2016-08-11 22:44:03
lexorion
Sybil
Banned for 30 minutes - Reply PM from-Deitus/(Jonathan Talist): hi i'd like a 30 minute ban please
2016-08-12 02:18:14
atlantaned
Sybil
Banned for 60 minutes - Stop spamming everything goddamn.
2016-08-22 21:05:29
irishwristwatch0
Sybil
Banned for 10 minutes - watch me
2016-08-28 00:49:29
shaps
Sybil
Banned for 60 minutes - bee movie spam in cross server announcements
2016-08-29 01:16:22
excessiveuseofcobby
Sybil
Banned for 1440 minutes - Throwing a fireaxe at a protected grille [as non-antag] in an attempt to save the clown from being detained. Ended up killing someone.
2016-08-29 01:17:13
excessiveuseofcobby
Sybil
(MANUAL BAN) Throwing a fireaxe at a protected grille [as non-antag] in an attempt to save the clown from being detained. Ended up killing someone.
2016-10-18 00:36:16
alphaabeta
Sybil
Banned for 2880 minutes - Walling off security with R-walls. Admitted that they've done it to greytide. You have a history of this so I suggest you to tone it down.
2016-10-28 01:00:09
pkpenguin321
Sybil
Banned for 30 minutes - Requested over ahelps
2016-11-02 04:02:20
pkpenguin321
Sybil
Banned for 0.1 minutes - fatshaming
2016-11-15 02:02:27
pkpenguin321
Sybil
Banned for 5 minutes - Spam
-player endorsements including such upstanding members of the community as smells-the-feet, george lucas, and bryce pax
-good boi who dindu nuffin
on a more serious note since late 2013 (i think?) i've played about 1400 hrs (i would use the connection lookup site but for some reason its down right now, ill check again later) and this is pretty much the only server i play on. i cant code or anything like that but i play here basically on a daily basis and its always been my deepest ♂ darkest ♂ fantasy ♂ to run admin events and shitpost in admin chat instead of ahelp like im forced to now.
do it for the vine, /tg/
