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The Maintainers Lament

Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2017 2:55 am
by oranges
I compiled the code today
to see if it still lagged
I focus on the time
the only thing that's real
the code runs the proc
the old familiar pause
try to delete it all away
but I remember everything

What have you become
My sweetest code
everyone I know, makes it worse
In the end

and you could have it all
my empire of code
I will let you down
I will make you lag

I wear this crown of thorns
upon my maintainers chair
full of broken systems
I cannot repair
Beneath the stains of time
the old code disappears
you are someone else
I am still right here

What have you become
My sweetest code
everyone I know, makes it worse
In the end

and you could have it all
My empire of code
I will let you down
I will make you lag

If I could start again
A new repo away
I would keep it to myself
I would find a way

Re: The Maintainers Lament

Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2017 2:58 am
by calzilla1
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Re: The Maintainers Lament

Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2017 2:58 am
by duncathan
thought provoking and beautiful

Re: The Maintainers Lament

Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2017 3:00 am
by cedarbridge
So this is what he does with his time not spent reviewing code.

Re: The Maintainers Lament

Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2017 3:22 am
by MrEousTranger
cedarbridge wrote:So this is what he does with his time not spent reviewing code.

Re: The Maintainers Lament

Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2017 4:20 am
by lntigracy
Oranges is bad,
all of his code really sucks,
squish his head like fruit

Re: The Maintainers Lament

Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2017 7:05 am
by oranges
it's oranges

Re: The Maintainers Lament

Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2017 1:15 pm
by Wyzack
I like Johnny Cash a lot but I still think Trent Reznor's version of the song is better

Re: The Maintainers Lament

Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2017 1:22 pm
by Qbopper
Wyzack wrote:I like Johnny Cash a lot but I still think Trent Reznor's version of the song is better
I think the original has something cash's version lacks

Re: The Maintainers Lament

Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2017 1:46 pm
by lntigracy
oRANGES is cuck,
Sucks cause he used to be great,
Now he is just shill.

Re: The Maintainers Lament

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 11:01 am
by bman
♫♪♫♪♪ ♪♫♪♪♫♫♪♫
  • I was engi and he was sec.

    We rode on emus made of sticks.

    he wore grey and I wore red.

    He would always kill the heads.

    Bang bang.

    He stunned me down.

    Bang bang.

    I hit the ground.

    Bang Bang.

    That .. awful sound.

    Bang bang

    My metafriend shot me doowwwnn...

    ♫♪♫♪♪ ♪♫♪♪♫♫♪♫

    Space wind came and changed the time.

    When I grew up I'd call him mine.

    He would always laugh and say, "Remember when we used to tide?"

    Bang bang.

    "I stunned you down."

    Bang bang.

    "You hit the ground."

    Bang bang.

    "That awful sound.."

    Bang bang.

    "I used to stun you down."

    ♫♪♫♪♪ ♪♫♪♪♫♫♪♫

    Midis played and people sang.

    Just for me the chapel bells rang.

    ♫♪♫♪♪

    Now he's cloned, I don't know why..

    Until this day sometimes I cry..

    He didn't even say goodbye.

    He didn't take the time.

    To lie.

    Bang bang.

    He shot me down.

    Bang bang.

    I hit the ground.

    Bang bang.

    That .. awful sound.

    Bang bang.

    My metafriend shot me down.

    ♫♪♫♪♪ ♪♫♪♪♫♫♪♫

Re: The Maintainers Lament

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 5:43 pm
by Slignerd
Remove code

Re: The Maintainers Lament

Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2017 6:56 pm
by factoryman942
needs vore tbh

Re: The Maintainers Lament

Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2017 1:05 am
by Kraso
*dabs to your song's rhythm*