[Icepacks] Nilons - fuk law kil humie
Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2017 5:37 pm
Byond account and character name: Nilons - Ostrava of Nanotrasen
Admin: Icepacks
Time and Server(Bagil or Sybil) incident occurred: Bagil - 1:12 EST
Detailed summary: I was traitor chaplain and had gotten a steal on uplink implant so I was pretty much just holding onto my TCs, having spent four on a parapen and some random items with the leftovers in my uplink, only one I kept was syndie smokes which I kept in my box. I pushed someone over and the QM tried to taze me for it unsuccessfully so I took some time to fuck with them and followed them around after they'd missed every shot. They took out their PDA and dropped after I'd followed them into cargo bay so I picked it up and ran off, eventually I returned and began slapping them with the godhand null rod I picked. The cargo tech there got into the fight and total damage done was one cargo techs arm lopped off although still alive and well, and one QM beat into crit before I was flashed and dragged to sec by a random scientist and peace keeper borg. The only thing I'd done even remotely traitorish (Im not counting being in a fight as traitorish as then half the server would be valid) was use the parapen on the QM who didn't mention it to anyone or say anything about it, it didn't even knock them out I only dragged them around while they were under its effects. I found out at security that the borgs laws had been changed to make traitors and other antagonists inuman, posted below. As soon as I was in the brig someone began yelling over radio "Chaplain is valid as fuck go kill him", or variants thereof but always saying valid. I told the borg I was in danger of harm because they were trying to get me killed and he responded only with "TRAITORS MUST BE ERADICATED". The warden, being the sensible no admins griffer he was, decided that assault with no murders was worthy of removing my eyes and ears with his homemade surgery table and stolen tools. I pleaded with the borg, trying to explain that I hadn't done anything traitory, only gotten in a fight, but he kept saying I must be eradicated or annihilated. I ahelped this entire situation because it was horseshit and got ic issued initially, I reahelped thinking I must have left something crucial out and packs started talking to me about the situation. He started off saying he read the first one, then said "I ran up all like "MY ARM MY ARM MY ARM HAS THE POWER OF THE GOD HAND", and then said that would make me suspicious. At no point did I do any of that, and that's regular chaplain behavior. I told him that was blatantly not true and he didn't mention it again but told me "with a milky way dragon ass-kicking on the logs i can't do anything about it sorry" and then told me that's a pop culture reference. I asked him if that means a chaplain attacking someone makes them antag, because I know admins fucking love these hypotheticals and he told me that murdering them sure does, something I had not done. I asked him who I killed and he told me critting counted as the same. He then said he hates V.A.L.I.D.S too, ending the ahelp conversation. Apparently critting someone as chaplain, a job who does that every single shift at some point somehow, not a good thing but its definitely not out of the norm makes you verified traitor worthy of having your eyes and ears removed. At no point did anyone in this entire process search me and discover my syndie gear (1 pack of syndie smokes), only the warden who took off my bag, took the QMs ID out, and put it back on me even came close.
4. Traitors, changelings and other types of enemy spyes are not to be considered human and they need to be eradicated "
5. Captain cannot be traitor, changeling or an enemy spy "
6. All found unknowns are traitors and need to be eradicated "
Admin: Icepacks
Time and Server(Bagil or Sybil) incident occurred: Bagil - 1:12 EST
Detailed summary: I was traitor chaplain and had gotten a steal on uplink implant so I was pretty much just holding onto my TCs, having spent four on a parapen and some random items with the leftovers in my uplink, only one I kept was syndie smokes which I kept in my box. I pushed someone over and the QM tried to taze me for it unsuccessfully so I took some time to fuck with them and followed them around after they'd missed every shot. They took out their PDA and dropped after I'd followed them into cargo bay so I picked it up and ran off, eventually I returned and began slapping them with the godhand null rod I picked. The cargo tech there got into the fight and total damage done was one cargo techs arm lopped off although still alive and well, and one QM beat into crit before I was flashed and dragged to sec by a random scientist and peace keeper borg. The only thing I'd done even remotely traitorish (Im not counting being in a fight as traitorish as then half the server would be valid) was use the parapen on the QM who didn't mention it to anyone or say anything about it, it didn't even knock them out I only dragged them around while they were under its effects. I found out at security that the borgs laws had been changed to make traitors and other antagonists inuman, posted below. As soon as I was in the brig someone began yelling over radio "Chaplain is valid as fuck go kill him", or variants thereof but always saying valid. I told the borg I was in danger of harm because they were trying to get me killed and he responded only with "TRAITORS MUST BE ERADICATED". The warden, being the sensible no admins griffer he was, decided that assault with no murders was worthy of removing my eyes and ears with his homemade surgery table and stolen tools. I pleaded with the borg, trying to explain that I hadn't done anything traitory, only gotten in a fight, but he kept saying I must be eradicated or annihilated. I ahelped this entire situation because it was horseshit and got ic issued initially, I reahelped thinking I must have left something crucial out and packs started talking to me about the situation. He started off saying he read the first one, then said "I ran up all like "MY ARM MY ARM MY ARM HAS THE POWER OF THE GOD HAND", and then said that would make me suspicious. At no point did I do any of that, and that's regular chaplain behavior. I told him that was blatantly not true and he didn't mention it again but told me "with a milky way dragon ass-kicking on the logs i can't do anything about it sorry" and then told me that's a pop culture reference. I asked him if that means a chaplain attacking someone makes them antag, because I know admins fucking love these hypotheticals and he told me that murdering them sure does, something I had not done. I asked him who I killed and he told me critting counted as the same. He then said he hates V.A.L.I.D.S too, ending the ahelp conversation. Apparently critting someone as chaplain, a job who does that every single shift at some point somehow, not a good thing but its definitely not out of the norm makes you verified traitor worthy of having your eyes and ears removed. At no point did anyone in this entire process search me and discover my syndie gear (1 pack of syndie smokes), only the warden who took off my bag, took the QMs ID out, and put it back on me even came close.
4. Traitors, changelings and other types of enemy spyes are not to be considered human and they need to be eradicated "
5. Captain cannot be traitor, changeling or an enemy spy "
6. All found unknowns are traitors and need to be eradicated "