Brotemis Complaint Thread
Posted: Wed May 14, 2014 10:48 pm
I was just in a round with maximum-strength Shitcurity, including multiple 10-minute brig sentences on false charges simply because I was an assistant. When I ask for help from the admins, this is what I get:
Jack Steiner says, "Wait warden"
PM to-Admins: Excuse me. Warden needs an immediate job-ban for both meta and shitcurity.
William Garrison says, "Yeah"
CONSERVAPEDIA [145.9] states, "Allen Guess has signed up as Assistant."
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Brotemis: how so?
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
CONSERVAPEDIA [145.9] states, "Power alarm in bar. Again"
Joe Gillian [145.9] says, " AI HELP HUMAN HARM"
Joe Gillian says, " AI HELP HUMAN HARM"
Jack Steiner says, "We can make you some sweet gear hold on"
William Garrison asks, "Oh?"
CONSERVAPEDIA [145.9] states, "Joe, you are being arrested. That's an honor in this station"
Queef Ledger says, "i want some gear"
William Garrison says, "Queef, take him and lock him up."
PM to-Admins: They arrested me twice for no reason, one of them just harmbatonned me, and they have flashers set up in the brig for no reason.
CONSERVAPEDIA [145.9] states, "Someone has disassembled the bar's APC"
CONSERVAPEDIA [145.9] states, "Great."
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Brotemis: thats not meta. And so?
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
PM to-Admins: The warden also arrested me for the sole purpose of stealing my gloves and tools, which he is now wearing.
Max Fattkins [145.9] says, " ai, lead me out into hallway, please"
Camron Mccune [145.9] says, "ai Open maint please"
Camron Mccune [145.9] says, "stuck"
CONSERVAPEDIA [145.9] states, "Hunter Heckendora has signed up as Assistant."
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Brotemis: How did you acquire them in the first place?
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
Camron Mccune [145.9] says, "next to EVA"
You are buckled in to the bed by Queef Ledger.
CONSERVAPEDIA [145.9] states, "Camron, I can't see you in maintenance"
Azerthene Severn tries to remove Joe Gillian's backpack.
CONSERVAPEDIA [145.9] states, "There you are"
PM to-Admins: The vending machine in assistant storage.
Queef Ledger tries to remove Joe Gillian's handcuffs.
Queef Ledger tries to remove Joe Gillian's handcuffs.
Queef Ledger tries to remove Joe Gillian's handcuffs.
Queef Ledger tries to remove Joe Gillian's handcuffs.
Rin Lindessaer says, "hey"
Queef Ledger tries to remove Joe Gillian's handcuffs.
Azerthene Severn says, "What now"
Rin Lindessaer says, "I have the cable ties he used to kidnap gary"
Queef Ledger puts the handcuffs into the security backpack.
Max Fattkins [145.9] asks, " so, now me, please, AI?"
OOC: Amelius: Graphics lag. Bizarre.
Rin Lindessaer says, "his prints are all over them"
PM to-Admins: Tools and gloves are also not a valid arrest reason, nor are they a valid reason to stab people in the eyes or harmbaton.
Priority Announcement
This is Captain McBackflip speaking. It's an honor to serve with all of you aboard this fine station. I've appointed Dude Mcdrunkertun as interim head of personnel. Please see him if you have issues regarding job placement and IDs.
The reinforced window has been hit by Gay Superhero with the clown burger.
Simon Belmont says, "gentlemen, feast your eyes on the spoils of war"
The reinforced window has been hit by Gay Superhero with the clown burger.
Simon Belmont has thrown the camera bug.
Simon Belmont has thrown the mini energy-crossbow.
Azerthene Severn says, "Kidnapping and illegal weapon."
Queef Ledger says, "HOS ordered this man to brog"
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Brotemis: I dont see them using the gloves or tools
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
Queef Ledger says, "said to lock him up"
CONSERVAPEDIA [145.9] states, "We seem to have acquired a second corgi on the station"
Queef Ledger says, "i dont know what he did exactly"
PM to-Admins: Are you fucking blind, the warden has insulated gloves and a toolbelt on that he stole from me.
Jebediah Kerman [145.9] says, "Totally didn't steal the candy corn from the labor camp"
Jebediah Kerman [145.9] says, "Honest"
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Brotemis: Alright then. Valid
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
Gay Superhero has thrown the clown burger.
Gay Superhero has been hit by the clown burger.
Coolguy McBackflip [145.9] says, " ALSO PLEASE DO NOT BE ALARMED if you see me with energy swords. They were relics passed down to me by our former captain."
PM to-Admins: I'm going to file an admin complaint because you're not taking it seriously.
Gay Superhero has thrown the clown burger.
The reinforced window was hit by the clown burger.
CONSERVAPEDIA [145.9] states, "......SYNDI-CAKES."
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Brotemis: Go for it, champ. Look at whos outside your cell
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
CONSERVAPEDIA [145.9] states, "COMMUNIST FOOD"
PM to-Admins: I would, except I'm blinded.
You unbuckle yourself from the bed.
OOC: Gundorf: Why do people say they gain weight in college
the security beret bounces off of the disposal unit's rim!.
the security beret bounces off of the disposal unit's rim!.
OOC: Hanz Ketchup: no parent-decided meals
the security beret lands in the disposal unit.
OOC: MatrixOne: people usually grow some balls at that time
the flash lands in the disposal unit.
Wesley Chagrin says, "YES"
the flash bounces off of the disposal unit's rim!.
the flash bounces off of the disposal unit's rim!.
the flash bounces off of the disposal unit's rim!.
OOC: FishoftheDerp: they say things because they mean it?
PM to-Admins: I demand a more competent admin handle my case.
OOC: Pybro: They get lazy and just eat tv dinners
Azerthene Severn places the flash into the disposal unit.
OOC: Gundorf: I have to hook a belt loop on some of my pants around my button to keep them up because of the weight I've lost
Kush Pushin' Keith [145.9] says, " shitcurity should die"
Camron Mccune [145.9] says, "ai open next to eva please"
OOC: Gundorf: maybe that's just depression making me not hungry
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Brotemis: Very funny
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
OOC: Cheridan: Pizza for breakfast pizza for lunch pizza for dinner
OOC: Pybro: And all the alcohol. Lots of alcohol.
CONSERVAPEDIA [145.9] states, "Andrew Burns has signed up as Assistant."
OOC: FishoftheDerp: also beer add ALOT
CONSERVAPEDIA [145.9] queries, "Camron, you are stuck again aren't you?"
Wesley Chagrin has punched Ol' Scruff!
Wesley Chagrin says, "YES"
Ol' Scruff says, "OH GOD WAIT"
Ol' Scruff says, "WHAT"
Wesley Chagrin says, "SHOW ME YOUR MOVES"
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Brotemis: Maybe you can tell me why you were arrested just now
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
OOC: FishoftheDerp: pybro knows whats up.
OOC: Gundorf: alcohol, as in, the ethanol itself, has alot of caloric value
CONSERVAPEDIA [145.9] states, "Eric Wright has signed up as Assistant."
Ol' Scruff says, "I'M FALLING ASLEEP"
Leonid Pavel [145.9] says, " HOP"
Ol' Scruff attempts to feed Wesley Chagrin the clown burger.
Ol' Scruff attempts to feed Wesley Chagrin the clown burger.
Ol' Scruff forces Wesley Chagrin to eat the clown burger.
Ol' Scruff attempts to feed Wesley Chagrin the clown burger.
Ol' Scruff attempts to feed Wesley Chagrin the clown burger.
Ol' Scruff forces Wesley Chagrin to eat the clown burger.
Ol' Scruff attempts to feed Wesley Chagrin the clown burger.
Ol' Scruff forces Wesley Chagrin to eat the clown burger.
Ol' Scruff attempts to feed Wesley Chagrin the clown burger.
Ol' Scruff attempts to feed Wesley Chagrin the clown burger.
Ol' Scruff forces Wesley Chagrin to eat the clown burger.
Wesley Chagrin says, "Burgin'"
Ol' Scruff has punched Wesley Chagrin!
Wesley Chagrin has punched Ol' Scruff!
Jebediah Kerman [145.9] says, "yay i found a monkey and some handcuffs in space"
Ol' Scruff asks, "DO YOU FEEL SLEEPY TOO?"
CONSERVAPEDIA [145.9] states, "The bar is now open for self-serving"
CONSERVAPEDIA [145.9] states, "DRINK THE NECTAR OF DEREGULATION"
Kade Shaffer [145.9] says, "AI please locate Joe Gibson"
PM to-Admins: For trying to get revenge on the RD, who is now valid because of his false arrest.
Rose Budd [145.9] exclaims, "Electricity's out in kitchen, I NEED power to cook, everybody's getting hungry!"
OOC: Gundorf: i want to rejoin the god damn round'
OOC: SkipsPro: saaame
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Brotemis: No they arent. Thats not your call
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
PM to-Admins: You're literally taking the Richard Nixon view of shitcurity, and it needs to stop.
Jebediah Kerman [145.9] says, "check your apc, its probably had all its wires cut"
PM to-Admins: So it's perfectly okay for them to false arrest people just to steal shit?
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Brotemis: And you need to stop whining. Ill leave it at that
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
George Fuchs [145.9] asks, "Cargo, are you still alive?"
Alberto Hawking [145.9] says, "Yes"
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Brotemis: How did you end up in RD in the first place?
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
PM to-Admins: A roboticist let me in.
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Brotemis: and if the RD wants you out...
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
PM to-Admins: I told security this multiple times.
Nyarlathotep [145.9] asks, "What's happenin' on this station sec?"
Nyarlathotep [145.9] says, "Feels like Invasion of the Body Snatchers."
Simon Belmont [145.9] says, "s resisting arrest"
PM to-Admins: He could have asked before screaming multiple times.
George Fuchs [145.9] asks, "If I shove a whole fuckton of wooden floors into the disposal will you be able to grab them?"
Joe Gillian says, "Captain"
Joe Gillian says, "I need help"
Joe Gillian says, "I am blind"
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Brotemis: screaming multiple times what?
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
Azerthene Severn talks but you cannot hear them.
Rin Lindessaer talks but you cannot hear them.
PM to-Admins: Okay, tell me you did not just see the warden detonate a fucking IED on me.
Azerthene Severn talks but you cannot hear them.
William Garrison talks but you cannot hear them.
Arthur Dent talks but you cannot hear them.
You cannot hear yourself!
You cannot hear yourself!
Andrew Burns puts the metal into the satchel.
William Garrison talks but you cannot hear them.
William Garrison talks but you cannot hear them.
William Garrison talks but you cannot hear them.
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Brotemis: I didnt. Quit bitching
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
William Garrison talks but you cannot hear them.
Brotemis is unprofessional, doesn't take complaints from anyone seriously, and is one of those people who believes that security can do absolutely no wrong and anything they do is perfectly valid, up to and including murder. At this point, I had been completely, 100% blinded by security spamming flashes. I feel that Brotemis takes sides with Security automatically, to the point where he does not listen to even valid complaints. He's a bad admin, and I think he needs to be removed from power immediately.
For the record, I have been told from multiple admins, multiple times that setting up auto-flashers in the brig without reason is meta. However, Brotemis seems to take the view of Richard Nixon on this: "When security does it, it's not illegal."
Jack Steiner says, "Wait warden"
PM to-Admins: Excuse me. Warden needs an immediate job-ban for both meta and shitcurity.
William Garrison says, "Yeah"
CONSERVAPEDIA [145.9] states, "Allen Guess has signed up as Assistant."
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Brotemis: how so?
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
CONSERVAPEDIA [145.9] states, "Power alarm in bar. Again"
Joe Gillian [145.9] says, " AI HELP HUMAN HARM"
Joe Gillian says, " AI HELP HUMAN HARM"
Jack Steiner says, "We can make you some sweet gear hold on"
William Garrison asks, "Oh?"
CONSERVAPEDIA [145.9] states, "Joe, you are being arrested. That's an honor in this station"
Queef Ledger says, "i want some gear"
William Garrison says, "Queef, take him and lock him up."
PM to-Admins: They arrested me twice for no reason, one of them just harmbatonned me, and they have flashers set up in the brig for no reason.
CONSERVAPEDIA [145.9] states, "Someone has disassembled the bar's APC"
CONSERVAPEDIA [145.9] states, "Great."
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Brotemis: thats not meta. And so?
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
PM to-Admins: The warden also arrested me for the sole purpose of stealing my gloves and tools, which he is now wearing.
Max Fattkins [145.9] says, " ai, lead me out into hallway, please"
Camron Mccune [145.9] says, "ai Open maint please"
Camron Mccune [145.9] says, "stuck"
CONSERVAPEDIA [145.9] states, "Hunter Heckendora has signed up as Assistant."
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Brotemis: How did you acquire them in the first place?
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
Camron Mccune [145.9] says, "next to EVA"
You are buckled in to the bed by Queef Ledger.
CONSERVAPEDIA [145.9] states, "Camron, I can't see you in maintenance"
Azerthene Severn tries to remove Joe Gillian's backpack.
CONSERVAPEDIA [145.9] states, "There you are"
PM to-Admins: The vending machine in assistant storage.
Queef Ledger tries to remove Joe Gillian's handcuffs.
Queef Ledger tries to remove Joe Gillian's handcuffs.
Queef Ledger tries to remove Joe Gillian's handcuffs.
Queef Ledger tries to remove Joe Gillian's handcuffs.
Rin Lindessaer says, "hey"
Queef Ledger tries to remove Joe Gillian's handcuffs.
Azerthene Severn says, "What now"
Rin Lindessaer says, "I have the cable ties he used to kidnap gary"
Queef Ledger puts the handcuffs into the security backpack.
Max Fattkins [145.9] asks, " so, now me, please, AI?"
OOC: Amelius: Graphics lag. Bizarre.
Rin Lindessaer says, "his prints are all over them"
PM to-Admins: Tools and gloves are also not a valid arrest reason, nor are they a valid reason to stab people in the eyes or harmbaton.
Priority Announcement
This is Captain McBackflip speaking. It's an honor to serve with all of you aboard this fine station. I've appointed Dude Mcdrunkertun as interim head of personnel. Please see him if you have issues regarding job placement and IDs.
The reinforced window has been hit by Gay Superhero with the clown burger.
Simon Belmont says, "gentlemen, feast your eyes on the spoils of war"
The reinforced window has been hit by Gay Superhero with the clown burger.
Simon Belmont has thrown the camera bug.
Simon Belmont has thrown the mini energy-crossbow.
Azerthene Severn says, "Kidnapping and illegal weapon."
Queef Ledger says, "HOS ordered this man to brog"
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Brotemis: I dont see them using the gloves or tools
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
Queef Ledger says, "said to lock him up"
CONSERVAPEDIA [145.9] states, "We seem to have acquired a second corgi on the station"
Queef Ledger says, "i dont know what he did exactly"
PM to-Admins: Are you fucking blind, the warden has insulated gloves and a toolbelt on that he stole from me.
Jebediah Kerman [145.9] says, "Totally didn't steal the candy corn from the labor camp"
Jebediah Kerman [145.9] says, "Honest"
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Brotemis: Alright then. Valid
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
Gay Superhero has thrown the clown burger.
Gay Superhero has been hit by the clown burger.
Coolguy McBackflip [145.9] says, " ALSO PLEASE DO NOT BE ALARMED if you see me with energy swords. They were relics passed down to me by our former captain."
PM to-Admins: I'm going to file an admin complaint because you're not taking it seriously.
Gay Superhero has thrown the clown burger.
The reinforced window was hit by the clown burger.
CONSERVAPEDIA [145.9] states, "......SYNDI-CAKES."
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Brotemis: Go for it, champ. Look at whos outside your cell
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
CONSERVAPEDIA [145.9] states, "COMMUNIST FOOD"
PM to-Admins: I would, except I'm blinded.
You unbuckle yourself from the bed.
OOC: Gundorf: Why do people say they gain weight in college
the security beret bounces off of the disposal unit's rim!.
the security beret bounces off of the disposal unit's rim!.
OOC: Hanz Ketchup: no parent-decided meals
the security beret lands in the disposal unit.
OOC: MatrixOne: people usually grow some balls at that time
the flash lands in the disposal unit.
Wesley Chagrin says, "YES"
the flash bounces off of the disposal unit's rim!.
the flash bounces off of the disposal unit's rim!.
the flash bounces off of the disposal unit's rim!.
OOC: FishoftheDerp: they say things because they mean it?
PM to-Admins: I demand a more competent admin handle my case.
OOC: Pybro: They get lazy and just eat tv dinners
Azerthene Severn places the flash into the disposal unit.
OOC: Gundorf: I have to hook a belt loop on some of my pants around my button to keep them up because of the weight I've lost
Kush Pushin' Keith [145.9] says, " shitcurity should die"
Camron Mccune [145.9] says, "ai open next to eva please"
OOC: Gundorf: maybe that's just depression making me not hungry
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Brotemis: Very funny
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
OOC: Cheridan: Pizza for breakfast pizza for lunch pizza for dinner
OOC: Pybro: And all the alcohol. Lots of alcohol.
CONSERVAPEDIA [145.9] states, "Andrew Burns has signed up as Assistant."
OOC: FishoftheDerp: also beer add ALOT
CONSERVAPEDIA [145.9] queries, "Camron, you are stuck again aren't you?"
Wesley Chagrin has punched Ol' Scruff!
Wesley Chagrin says, "YES"
Ol' Scruff says, "OH GOD WAIT"
Ol' Scruff says, "WHAT"
Wesley Chagrin says, "SHOW ME YOUR MOVES"
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Brotemis: Maybe you can tell me why you were arrested just now
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
OOC: FishoftheDerp: pybro knows whats up.
OOC: Gundorf: alcohol, as in, the ethanol itself, has alot of caloric value
CONSERVAPEDIA [145.9] states, "Eric Wright has signed up as Assistant."
Ol' Scruff says, "I'M FALLING ASLEEP"
Leonid Pavel [145.9] says, " HOP"
Ol' Scruff attempts to feed Wesley Chagrin the clown burger.
Ol' Scruff attempts to feed Wesley Chagrin the clown burger.
Ol' Scruff forces Wesley Chagrin to eat the clown burger.
Ol' Scruff attempts to feed Wesley Chagrin the clown burger.
Ol' Scruff attempts to feed Wesley Chagrin the clown burger.
Ol' Scruff forces Wesley Chagrin to eat the clown burger.
Ol' Scruff attempts to feed Wesley Chagrin the clown burger.
Ol' Scruff forces Wesley Chagrin to eat the clown burger.
Ol' Scruff attempts to feed Wesley Chagrin the clown burger.
Ol' Scruff attempts to feed Wesley Chagrin the clown burger.
Ol' Scruff forces Wesley Chagrin to eat the clown burger.
Wesley Chagrin says, "Burgin'"
Ol' Scruff has punched Wesley Chagrin!
Wesley Chagrin has punched Ol' Scruff!
Jebediah Kerman [145.9] says, "yay i found a monkey and some handcuffs in space"
Ol' Scruff asks, "DO YOU FEEL SLEEPY TOO?"
CONSERVAPEDIA [145.9] states, "The bar is now open for self-serving"
CONSERVAPEDIA [145.9] states, "DRINK THE NECTAR OF DEREGULATION"
Kade Shaffer [145.9] says, "AI please locate Joe Gibson"
PM to-Admins: For trying to get revenge on the RD, who is now valid because of his false arrest.
Rose Budd [145.9] exclaims, "Electricity's out in kitchen, I NEED power to cook, everybody's getting hungry!"
OOC: Gundorf: i want to rejoin the god damn round'
OOC: SkipsPro: saaame
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Brotemis: No they arent. Thats not your call
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
PM to-Admins: You're literally taking the Richard Nixon view of shitcurity, and it needs to stop.
Jebediah Kerman [145.9] says, "check your apc, its probably had all its wires cut"
PM to-Admins: So it's perfectly okay for them to false arrest people just to steal shit?
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Brotemis: And you need to stop whining. Ill leave it at that
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
George Fuchs [145.9] asks, "Cargo, are you still alive?"
Alberto Hawking [145.9] says, "Yes"
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Brotemis: How did you end up in RD in the first place?
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
PM to-Admins: A roboticist let me in.
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Brotemis: and if the RD wants you out...
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
PM to-Admins: I told security this multiple times.
Nyarlathotep [145.9] asks, "What's happenin' on this station sec?"
Nyarlathotep [145.9] says, "Feels like Invasion of the Body Snatchers."
Simon Belmont [145.9] says, "s resisting arrest"
PM to-Admins: He could have asked before screaming multiple times.
George Fuchs [145.9] asks, "If I shove a whole fuckton of wooden floors into the disposal will you be able to grab them?"
Joe Gillian says, "Captain"
Joe Gillian says, "I need help"
Joe Gillian says, "I am blind"
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Brotemis: screaming multiple times what?
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
Azerthene Severn talks but you cannot hear them.
Rin Lindessaer talks but you cannot hear them.
PM to-Admins: Okay, tell me you did not just see the warden detonate a fucking IED on me.
Azerthene Severn talks but you cannot hear them.
William Garrison talks but you cannot hear them.
Arthur Dent talks but you cannot hear them.
You cannot hear yourself!
You cannot hear yourself!
Andrew Burns puts the metal into the satchel.
William Garrison talks but you cannot hear them.
William Garrison talks but you cannot hear them.
William Garrison talks but you cannot hear them.
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Brotemis: I didnt. Quit bitching
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
William Garrison talks but you cannot hear them.
Brotemis is unprofessional, doesn't take complaints from anyone seriously, and is one of those people who believes that security can do absolutely no wrong and anything they do is perfectly valid, up to and including murder. At this point, I had been completely, 100% blinded by security spamming flashes. I feel that Brotemis takes sides with Security automatically, to the point where he does not listen to even valid complaints. He's a bad admin, and I think he needs to be removed from power immediately.
For the record, I have been told from multiple admins, multiple times that setting up auto-flashers in the brig without reason is meta. However, Brotemis seems to take the view of Richard Nixon on this: "When security does it, it's not illegal."