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Re: Shitposters!

Postby ShadowDimentio » Thu Mar 02, 2017 9:43 pm #262819

Tfw not a card
Spoiler:
"Clowns are different you can't trust those shifty fucks you never know what they're doing or if they're willing to eat a dayban for some cheap yuks."
-Not-Dorsidarf

"The amount of people is the amount of times the sound is played... on top of itself. And with sybil populations on the shuttle..."
-Remie Richards

"I just spent all fucking day playing fallen london and sunless sea and obsessing over how creepy the fucking dawn machine is and only just clocked now that your avatar is the fucking dawn machine. Nobody vote for this disgusting new sequence blasphemer he wants to kill the gods"
-Stickymayhem

"Drank a cocktail of orange Gatorade and mint mouthwash on accident. Pretty sure I'm going to die, I am on the verge of vomit. It was nice knowing you guys"
-PKPenguin321

"You're too late, you will have to fetch them from the top of my tower, built by zombies, slaves, zombie slaves and garitho's will to live!"
-Armhulen

"This is like being cooked alive in a microwave oven which utilises the autistic end of the light spectrum to cook you."
-DarkFNC

"Penguins are the second race to realise 2D>3D"
-Anonmare

"Paul Blart mall cops if they all had ambitions of joining the Waffen-SS"
-Anonmare

"These logs could kill a dragon much less a man"
-Armhulenn

">7 8 6
WHAT MADNESS IS THIS? POETIC ANARCHY!"
-Wyzack

"We didn't kick one goofball out only to have another one come in like a fucking revolving door"
-Kraseo

"There's a difference between fucking faggots and being a fucking faggot."
-Anonmare

"You guys splitting the 20 bucks cost to hire your ex again?"
-lntigracy

"Wew. Congrats. It's been actual years since anyone tried to make fun of me for being divorced. You caught me, I'm tilted. Here is your trophy."
-Timbrewolf

"I prefer my coffees to run dry too *snorts a line of maxwell house*"
-Super Aggro Crag

"You don't have an evil bone in your body, unless togopal comes for a sleepover"
-Bluespace

">Paying over a $1000 for a lump of silicon and plastic
Lol"
-Anonmare

"Then why did you get that boob job?"
-DrPillzRedux

"You take that back you colonial mongrel"
-Docprofsmith

"I don't care whether or not someone with an IQ 3 standard deviations below my own thinks they enjoy Wizard rounds."
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FantasticFwoosh
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Re: Shitposters!

Postby FantasticFwoosh » Thu Mar 02, 2017 9:58 pm #262824

NTRhut - The Gathering.

More cards plox.


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Bolien
 
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Re: Shitposters!

Postby Bolien » Thu Mar 02, 2017 10:16 pm #262834

Gotta catch 'em all!
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Re: Shitposters!

Postby NikNakFlak » Thu Mar 02, 2017 10:24 pm #262839

This is quality af
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pm for deets

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Anonmare
 
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Re: Shitposters!

Postby Anonmare » Thu Mar 02, 2017 10:44 pm #262844

>PKp immune to roasts
H M M M M . . .
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ThanatosRa
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Re: Shitposters!

Postby ThanatosRa » Thu Mar 02, 2017 10:56 pm #262850

proud to be not prolific and high energy enough to be a featured shitposter
my forum gimmick is that no one knows who i am
Thomas Gato - Elderly weirdo.
Chrysanthemum Thorne - Creepy robotics wench.
Rex Eponymous - The Classic

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Quanti
 
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Re: Shitposters!

Postby Quanti » Thu Mar 02, 2017 11:02 pm #262854

look at all these nerds with their CHILDREN'S card games

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Re: Shitposters!

Postby onleavedontatme » Thu Mar 02, 2017 11:04 pm #262855

Wonder why my avatar stopped working

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Re: Shitposters!

Postby Quanti » Thu Mar 02, 2017 11:05 pm #262856

oxford's avatar stopped working too it's been that way for about a week or more

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Re: Shitposters!

Postby dannnnnnnnnnnnnno » Thu Mar 02, 2017 11:22 pm #262867

aaaaahahahahahahah
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Re: Shitposters!

Postby Xhagi » Fri Mar 03, 2017 12:01 am #262888

bretty gud
ねこみみーちゃん
Professional Catgirl and Gayboy Supreme.

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Re: Shitposters!

Postby TheColdTurtle » Fri Mar 03, 2017 12:03 am #262891

> rare foil card
GET on my level
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Re: Shitposters!

Postby John_Oxford » Fri Mar 03, 2017 12:13 am #262894

i've got you in my sights

trust me i am the best shitposter, i make the best shitposts. the citrusfag is going to make me a card or im going to put his memecompany out of busniess with my superior card brand
Bill Rowe - Used for everything // SYS-OP - AI // SYS-USR - Cyborg
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TechnoAlchemist wrote:you where always right john, you where always right

>implying the admin conspiracy wasen't just confirmed by a admin.
see, i told you motherfuckers.

NikNakFlak wrote:this isn't a game you can't just post whenever you want


I don't even know what the fuck tg is.

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Re: Shitposters!

Postby PKPenguin321 » Fri Mar 03, 2017 1:09 am #262920

Kor wrote:Wonder why my avatar stopped working

i still see it

Anonmare wrote:>PKp immune to roasts
H M M M M . . .

nice try i am immune

this is a REALLY good thread, thank you cosmic
i play Lauser McMauligan. clown name is Cold-Ass Honkey
i have three other top secret characters as well
tell the best admin how good he is
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Re: Shitposters!

Postby IcePacks » Fri Mar 03, 2017 1:13 am #262921

have i not shitposted enough
OOC: Deitus: tfw RL porn doesnt sexually excite me anymore

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Re: Shitposters!

Postby PKPenguin321 » Fri Mar 03, 2017 1:17 am #262924

i made a fan card pls add it to the full game Image
i play Lauser McMauligan. clown name is Cold-Ass Honkey
i have three other top secret characters as well
tell the best admin how good he is
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Re: Shitposters!

Postby Qbopper » Fri Mar 03, 2017 1:21 am #262926

i'll make a custom mtg set for this

i'm fucking crazy

i'll do it
Limey wrote:its too late.

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Re: Shitposters!

Postby Armhulen » Fri Mar 03, 2017 2:22 am #262949

PLEASE BE ME PLEASE BE ME

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Re: Shitposters!

Postby Steelpoint » Fri Mar 03, 2017 2:35 am #262951

I question the utility of Danno becoming Dannnnnnnnnnnnnno and back again every turn, though I suppose it opens up some flexibility.

Amusingly I somehow got a first edition card, neat.
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Re: Shitposters!

Postby Armhulen » Fri Mar 03, 2017 2:36 am #262952

i hope danno, sawrge and dannnnnnnnnnnnnnnno become a combine card that nukes the board but only if you have all three

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Re: Shitposters!

Postby danno » Fri Mar 03, 2017 2:48 am #262955

>be me
>playing legend of the shitposter
>opponent AI player has first turn
>plays thread of greed
>pulls two cards
>plays thread of greed
>pulls two cards
>plays all three legendary shitposters
>You lose!

fucking gamestop
Hornygranny wrote:wtf i like danno now

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I don't even play ss13 anymore, pretty much due to dannos stupid bullshit

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Re: Shitposters!

Postby Armhulen » Fri Mar 03, 2017 2:55 am #262960

git gud

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Re: Shitposters!

Postby FantasticFwoosh » Fri Mar 03, 2017 12:36 pm #263051

John_Oxford wrote:i've got you in my sights

trust me i am the best shitposter, i make the best shitposts. the citrusfag is going to make me a card or im going to put his memecompany out of busniess with my superior card brand


I hope im literally a trap card

"Curse of Moonlighting"

> Inane long winded arguement - Forfiet a card from your deck and miss a turn

> You can only play this card one time


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Re: Shitposters!

Postby calzilla1 » Fri Mar 03, 2017 2:19 pm #263077

Am I like xodius?
Life is too short for anything meaningful and too long for anything memeingful
Super Aggro Crag wrote:The best shitpost youll ever be responsible for will be your obituary.

Quality debate brought to you by ColonicAcid wrote:imagine having this little empathy

do you have autism bud? does your brain not see these people as humans? are they just a faceless statistic to you?

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Re: Shitposters!

Postby Bolien » Fri Mar 03, 2017 4:25 pm #263109

danno wrote:>be me
>playing legend of the shitposter
>opponent AI player has first turn
>plays thread of greed
>pulls two cards
>plays thread of greed
>pulls two cards
>plays all three legendary shitposters
>You lose!

fucking gamestop


Should have preordered
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Re: Shitposters!

Postby Wyzack » Fri Mar 03, 2017 4:47 pm #263123

Certified good thread
Arthur Thomson says, "Since there are no admins I would loging with another account and kill you"
Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!
tusterman11 wrote:Can you stop lying? I just asked you and you are was a piece of shiit on me!!!

Kor wrote:I wish Wyzack was still an admin.

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certified good poster

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Re: Shitposters!

Postby Anonmare » Fri Mar 03, 2017 5:47 pm #263146

If you draw all of sawgre's alts into your deck - you instantly win
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Re: Shitposters!

Postby TehSteveo » Fri Mar 03, 2017 7:09 pm #263175

Give me all your rare fucking Jaxy cards NOW
Freedom

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Re: Shitposters!

Postby DemonFiren » Fri Mar 03, 2017 7:27 pm #263181

Anonmare wrote:If you draw all of sawgre's alts into your deck - you instantly win

Yeah, cos the opponent can't play without cards.
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Re: Shitposters!

Postby lntigracy » Fri Mar 03, 2017 10:17 pm #263236

where the fuck is the sawrge card are you kidding me
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in advance of my eventual forum ban, I just wanted to say
you are mom is gay

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Re: Shitposters!

Postby oranges » Fri Mar 03, 2017 10:27 pm #263242

lntigracy wrote:where the fuck is the sawrge card are you kidding me

go away russel talbot
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Re: Shitposters!

Postby DemonFiren » Fri Mar 03, 2017 10:34 pm #263249

if anything this is just an incentive to shitpost harder
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Re: Shitposters!

Postby DrPillzRedux » Sat Mar 04, 2017 12:07 am #263329

shit
thot_slayer wrote:don't be a degenerate online if you don't want people to treat you like a degenerate morty

bandit wrote:what is this

a correct post by pillz

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Re: Shitposters!

Postby DemonFiren » Sat Mar 04, 2017 12:41 am #263341

Pillz is, of course, wrong.

This is one of the few actually amusing threads in the shed.
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Re: Shitposters!

Postby TehSteveo » Sat Mar 04, 2017 12:47 am #263343

Nobody gave me their Jaxy cards yet. Time to riot.
Freedom

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Re: Shitposters!

Postby DemonFiren » Sat Mar 04, 2017 12:51 am #263346

I can give you an extra rare bad pun lizard trying to be relevant card.
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Re: Shitposters!

Postby Anonmare » Sat Mar 04, 2017 12:54 am #263349

I play my Timbrewolf and Aliannera in attack mode and play Thread of Greed to draw two more cards.
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Re: Shitposters!

Postby Anonmare » Sun Mar 05, 2017 5:07 pm #263851

I play Kor in defense mode. Why are you so defensive Kor?
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Re: Shitposters!

Postby Wyzack » Sun Mar 05, 2017 5:09 pm #263856

methinks the shitpost - shitposter ratio is a bit off
Arthur Thomson says, "Since there are no admins I would loging with another account and kill you"
Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!
tusterman11 wrote:Can you stop lying? I just asked you and you are was a piece of shiit on me!!!

Kor wrote:I wish Wyzack was still an admin.

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certified good poster

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Re: Shitposters!

Postby Anonmare » Sun Mar 05, 2017 5:09 pm #263859

>Wyzack talking about shitposting
L M A O
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Re: Shitposters! - Third edition available!

Postby bandit » Mon Mar 06, 2017 3:25 am #264032

where is bandit
"I don't see any difference between ERP and rape." -- erro

admin feedback pls

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Re: Shitposters! - Third edition available!

Postby PKPenguin321 » Mon Mar 06, 2017 3:30 am #264033

aw sick i got a misprint that's tite
i play Lauser McMauligan. clown name is Cold-Ass Honkey
i have three other top secret characters as well
tell the best admin how good he is
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Re: Shitposters! - Third edition available!

Postby Qbopper » Mon Mar 06, 2017 4:44 am #264057

>tfw your gimmick is to get shit on by danno/sawrge but you don't have a card

genuinely hurt feelings
Limey wrote:its too late.

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Re: Shitposters! - Third edition available!

Postby Drynwyn » Mon Mar 06, 2017 5:39 am #264069

man i want a card, i crowdsourced my avatar and run d&d games for the admins and this is the thanks I get???
In game, I play the A.I Firmware, the French cyborg C.U.R.I.E, Aubrie Allen, and the lizard scum Skulks-Through-Maintenance.

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Re: Shitposters! - Third edition available!

Postby D&B » Mon Mar 06, 2017 5:49 am #264070

Waiting for admin meta deck to drop before I build my deck.
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[20:26:02]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Welp. It was just a prank bro isn't a very good excuse when it comes to unprovoked nonantag murder, but since this is your first time doing it and you seem to understand the problem instead of a bannu I'm just going to leave you with a warning. Please PLEASE don't do this again in the future, as funny as crackhead broken bottle memes can be. Alrighty? Do you have any input on this?
[20:26:39]ADMIN: PM: [censored]->[censored admin]: Alright, no problem. I have some input. Fuck my boy pussy.
[20:27:06]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Okay then. Have fun.
[20:31:29]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Excuse me?

J_Madison wrote:that's a stupid fucking stat
you don't play, you've never played
lying little shit with your bullshit stat
fuck you

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Re: Shitposters! - Third edition available!

Postby Anonmare » Mon Mar 06, 2017 5:56 pm #264171

The true meta is a Danno deck
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Re: Shitposters! - Third edition available!

Postby calzilla1 » Mon Mar 06, 2017 6:11 pm #264184

The meta is to play me and hope I get final say
Life is too short for anything meaningful and too long for anything memeingful
Super Aggro Crag wrote:The best shitpost youll ever be responsible for will be your obituary.

Quality debate brought to you by ColonicAcid wrote:imagine having this little empathy

do you have autism bud? does your brain not see these people as humans? are they just a faceless statistic to you?

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Re: Shitposters! - Third edition available!

Postby Anonmare » Mon Mar 06, 2017 6:12 pm #264186

No the best deck is a furry deck
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Re: Shitposters! - Third edition available!

Postby calzilla1 » Mon Mar 06, 2017 6:15 pm #264192

Player 1 plays calzilla1
Calzilla1 gains final say!
Player 1 bans all furrys and people who like 3/4 perspective
EDIT:add ban evade/rshoe
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Life is too short for anything meaningful and too long for anything memeingful
Super Aggro Crag wrote:The best shitpost youll ever be responsible for will be your obituary.

Quality debate brought to you by ColonicAcid wrote:imagine having this little empathy

do you have autism bud? does your brain not see these people as humans? are they just a faceless statistic to you?

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Re: Shitposters! - Third edition available!

Postby Anonmare » Mon Mar 06, 2017 6:15 pm #264193

I play MSO in defence mode
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