Shitposters! - Eighth & late easter edition!

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Re: Shitposters!

Post by ShadowDimentio » #262819

Tfw not a card
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Lol"
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Re: Shitposters!

Post by FantasticFwoosh » #262824

NTRhut - The Gathering.

More cards plox.

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Re: Shitposters!

Post by Bolien » #262834

Gotta catch 'em all!
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Re: Shitposters!

Post by NikNakFlak » #262839

This is quality af
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Re: Shitposters!

Post by Anonmare » #262844

>PKp immune to roasts
H M M M M . . .
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Re: Shitposters!

Post by ThanatosRa » #262850

proud to be not prolific and high energy enough to be a featured shitposter
my forum gimmick is that no one knows who i am

gender is irrelevant NO UR IRRELEVANT
u a bish
y u heff 2 b med
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Quanti
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Re: Shitposters!

Post by Quanti » #262854

look at all these nerds with their CHILDREN'S card games
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Re: Shitposters!

Post by onleavedontatme » #262855

Wonder why my avatar stopped working
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Re: Shitposters!

Post by Quanti » #262856

oxford's avatar stopped working too it's been that way for about a week or more
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Re: Shitposters!

Post by dannnnnnnnnnnnnno » #262867

aaaaahahahahahahah
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Re: Shitposters!

Post by Xhagi » #262888

bretty gud
Professional Catgirl and Gayboy Supreme.
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TheColdTurtle
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Re: Shitposters!

Post by TheColdTurtle » #262891

> rare foil card
GET on my level
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Re: Shitposters!

Post by John_Oxford » #262894

i've got you in my sights

trust me i am the best shitposter, i make the best shitposts. the citrusfag is going to make me a card or im going to put his memecompany out of busniess with my superior card brand
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>implying the admin conspiracy wasen't just confirmed by a admin.
see, i told you motherfuckers.
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I don't even know what the fuck tg is.

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Re: Shitposters!

Post by PKPenguin321 » #262920

Kor wrote:Wonder why my avatar stopped working
i still see it
Anonmare wrote:>PKp immune to roasts
H M M M M . . .
nice try i am immune

this is a REALLY good thread, thank you cosmic
i play Lauser McMauligan. clown name is Cold-Ass Honkey
i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
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Re: Shitposters!

Post by IcePacks » #262921

have i not shitposted enough
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Re: Shitposters!

Post by PKPenguin321 » #262924

i made a fan card pls add it to the full game Image
i play Lauser McMauligan. clown name is Cold-Ass Honkey
i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
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Re: Shitposters!

Post by Qbopper » #262926

i'll make a custom mtg set for this

i'm fucking crazy

i'll do it
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Re: Shitposters!

Post by Armhulen » #262949

PLEASE BE ME PLEASE BE ME
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Re: Shitposters!

Post by Steelpoint » #262951

I question the utility of Danno becoming Dannnnnnnnnnnnnno and back again every turn, though I suppose it opens up some flexibility.

Amusingly I somehow got a first edition card, neat.
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Re: Shitposters!

Post by Armhulen » #262952

i hope danno, sawrge and dannnnnnnnnnnnnnnno become a combine card that nukes the board but only if you have all three
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Re: Shitposters!

Post by danno » #262955

>be me
>playing legend of the shitposter
>opponent AI player has first turn
>plays thread of greed
>pulls two cards
>plays thread of greed
>pulls two cards
>plays all three legendary shitposters
>You lose!

fucking gamestop
Hornygranny wrote: wtf i like danno now
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Re: Shitposters!

Post by Armhulen » #262960

git gud
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Re: Shitposters!

Post by FantasticFwoosh » #263051

John_Oxford wrote:i've got you in my sights

trust me i am the best shitposter, i make the best shitposts. the citrusfag is going to make me a card or im going to put his memecompany out of busniess with my superior card brand
I hope im literally a trap card

"Curse of Moonlighting"

> Inane long winded arguement - Forfiet a card from your deck and miss a turn

> You can only play this card one time

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Re: Shitposters!

Post by calzilla1 » #263077

Am I like xodius?
Life is too short for anything meaningful and too long for anything memeingful
Super Aggro Crag wrote: The best shitpost youll ever be responsible for will be your obituary.
Quality debate brought to you by ColonicAcid wrote:imagine having this little empathy

do you have autism bud? does your brain not see these people as humans? are they just a faceless statistic to you?
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Re: Shitposters!

Post by Bolien » #263109

danno wrote:>be me
>playing legend of the shitposter
>opponent AI player has first turn
>plays thread of greed
>pulls two cards
>plays thread of greed
>pulls two cards
>plays all three legendary shitposters
>You lose!

fucking gamestop
Should have preordered
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Re: Shitposters!

Post by Wyzack » #263123

Certified good thread
Arthur Thomson says, "Since there are no admins I would loging with another account and kill you"
Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!
tusterman11 wrote:Can you stop lying? I just asked you and you are was a piece of shiit on me!!!
Kor wrote:I wish Wyzack was still an admin.
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Re: Shitposters!

Post by Anonmare » #263146

If you draw all of sawgre's alts into your deck - you instantly win
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Re: Shitposters!

Post by TehSteveo » #263175

Give me all your rare fucking Jaxy cards NOW
Freedom
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Re: Shitposters!

Post by DemonFiren » #263181

Anonmare wrote:If you draw all of sawgre's alts into your deck - you instantly win
Yeah, cos the opponent can't play without cards.
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Re: Shitposters!

Post by lntigracy » #263236

where the fuck is the sawrge card are you kidding me
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in advance of my eventual forum ban, I just wanted to say
you are mom is gay
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Re: Shitposters!

Post by oranges » #263242

lntigracy wrote:where the fuck is the sawrge card are you kidding me
go away russel talbot
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Re: Shitposters!

Post by DemonFiren » #263249

if anything this is just an incentive to shitpost harder
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Re: Shitposters!

Post by DrPillzRedux » #263329

shit
thot_slayer wrote:don't be a degenerate online if you don't want people to treat you like a degenerate morty
bandit wrote:what is this

a correct post by pillz
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Re: Shitposters!

Post by DemonFiren » #263341

Pillz is, of course, wrong.

This is one of the few actually amusing threads in the shed.
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Re: Shitposters!

Post by TehSteveo » #263343

Nobody gave me their Jaxy cards yet. Time to riot.
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Re: Shitposters!

Post by DemonFiren » #263346

I can give you an extra rare bad pun lizard trying to be relevant card.
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Re: Shitposters!

Post by Anonmare » #263349

I play my Timbrewolf and Aliannera in attack mode and play Thread of Greed to draw two more cards.
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Re: Shitposters!

Post by Anonmare » #263851

I play Kor in defense mode. Why are you so defensive Kor?
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Re: Shitposters!

Post by Wyzack » #263856

methinks the shitpost - shitposter ratio is a bit off
Arthur Thomson says, "Since there are no admins I would loging with another account and kill you"
Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!
tusterman11 wrote:Can you stop lying? I just asked you and you are was a piece of shiit on me!!!
Kor wrote:I wish Wyzack was still an admin.
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Re: Shitposters!

Post by Anonmare » #263859

>Wyzack talking about shitposting
L M A O
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Re: Shitposters! - Third edition available!

Post by bandit » #264032

where is bandit
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admin feedback pls
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Re: Shitposters! - Third edition available!

Post by PKPenguin321 » #264033

aw sick i got a misprint that's tite
i play Lauser McMauligan. clown name is Cold-Ass Honkey
i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
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Re: Shitposters! - Third edition available!

Post by Qbopper » #264057

>tfw your gimmick is to get shit on by danno/sawrge but you don't have a card

genuinely hurt feelings
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Re: Shitposters! - Third edition available!

Post by Drynwyn » #264069

man i want a card, i crowdsourced my avatar and run d&d games for the admins and this is the thanks I get???
In game, I play the A.I Firmware, the French cyborg C.U.R.I.E, Aubrie Allen, and the lizard scum Skulks-Through-Maintenance.
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Re: Shitposters! - Third edition available!

Post by D&B » #264070

Waiting for admin meta deck to drop before I build my deck.
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[20:26:02]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Welp. It was just a prank bro isn't a very good excuse when it comes to unprovoked nonantag murder, but since this is your first time doing it and you seem to understand the problem instead of a bannu I'm just going to leave you with a warning. Please PLEASE don't do this again in the future, as funny as crackhead broken bottle memes can be. Alrighty? Do you have any input on this?
[20:26:39]ADMIN: PM: [censored]->[censored admin]: Alright, no problem. I have some input. Fuck my boy pussy.
[20:27:06]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Okay then. Have fun.
[20:31:29]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Excuse me?
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you don't play, you've never played
lying little shit with your bullshit stat
fuck you
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Re: Shitposters! - Third edition available!

Post by Anonmare » #264171

The true meta is a Danno deck
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Re: Shitposters! - Third edition available!

Post by calzilla1 » #264184

The meta is to play me and hope I get final say
Life is too short for anything meaningful and too long for anything memeingful
Super Aggro Crag wrote: The best shitpost youll ever be responsible for will be your obituary.
Quality debate brought to you by ColonicAcid wrote:imagine having this little empathy

do you have autism bud? does your brain not see these people as humans? are they just a faceless statistic to you?
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Re: Shitposters! - Third edition available!

Post by Anonmare » #264186

No the best deck is a furry deck
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Re: Shitposters! - Third edition available!

Post by calzilla1 » #264192

Player 1 plays calzilla1
Calzilla1 gains final say!
Player 1 bans all furrys and people who like 3/4 perspective
EDIT:add ban evade/rshoe
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Life is too short for anything meaningful and too long for anything memeingful
Super Aggro Crag wrote: The best shitpost youll ever be responsible for will be your obituary.
Quality debate brought to you by ColonicAcid wrote:imagine having this little empathy

do you have autism bud? does your brain not see these people as humans? are they just a faceless statistic to you?
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Re: Shitposters! - Third edition available!

Post by Anonmare » #264193

I play MSO in defence mode
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