Shitposters! - Eighth & late easter edition!

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Post by Okand37 » #267291

Bottom post of the previous page:

Man, its so hard to keep up with all these new card games!
Are you being the neighbour Mr. Rogers would've wanted you to be?
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Re: Shitposters! - Fourth edition available!

Post by D&B » #267292

The gift that keeps on shitting
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[20:26:02]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Welp. It was just a prank bro isn't a very good excuse when it comes to unprovoked nonantag murder, but since this is your first time doing it and you seem to understand the problem instead of a bannu I'm just going to leave you with a warning. Please PLEASE don't do this again in the future, as funny as crackhead broken bottle memes can be. Alrighty? Do you have any input on this?
[20:26:39]ADMIN: PM: [censored]->[censored admin]: Alright, no problem. I have some input. Fuck my boy pussy.
[20:27:06]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Okay then. Have fun.
[20:31:29]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Excuse me?
J_Madison wrote: that's a stupid fucking stat
you don't play, you've never played
lying little shit with your bullshit stat
fuck you
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Post by bman » #267511

im the literalliest who to ever who
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Post by Armhulen » #267515

bman wrote:im the literalliest who to ever who
u r my literally who
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Re: Shitposters! - Fifth edition has begun!

Post by danno » #267742

!?
Hornygranny wrote: wtf i like danno now
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I don't even play ss13 anymore, pretty much due to dannos stupid bullshit
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Re: Shitposters! - Fifth edition has begun!

Post by MrEousTranger » #267743

Me and Armhulen when?
One person on this planet wrote:Wow you're funny and original Eous
I don't play often but when I do I'm Kyp Astar normally a sec role unless I'm bored and go assistant.
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Re: Shitposters! - Fifth edition has begun!

Post by dannnnnnnnnnnnnno » #267744

what has happened
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Re: Shitposters! - Fifth edition has begun!

Post by Steelpoint » #267745

This game is getting more complicated to follow with every edition.
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Re: Shitposters! - Fifth edition has begun!

Post by Alipheese » #267746

The evil cards are the fifth edition?

Screenshots.
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Quotes.
Spoiler:
PKPenguin321 wrote:holy shit that engineering setup
that man deserves a medal
Anonmare wrote:Gee Engie, why does your mom let you have TWO singulos?
The Legend of Scrubs, MD
You are a traitor!
Your current objectives:
Objective #1: They mocked you in life, a lesser janiborg they said. Now they shall know terror.
Objective #2: Hijack the shuttle to ensure no loyalist Nanotrasen crew escape alive and out of custody.
Cuboos wrote: > That god damn engineer who let the singularity loose was a traitor and the only reasonable person on that whole entire station.
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Re: Shitposters! - Fifth edition has begun!

Post by Supermichael777 » #267751

Coders when?
oranges wrote:It's my game, not yours
Never forget the corruption of these halls

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You seem to be under the mistaken impression that I actually care.
Spoiler:
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Spoiler:
Omar Beail says, "You guys should fuck for my entertainment"
Classy, TG, Classy

OOC: KorPhaeron: Admins aren't allowed to have friends

OOC: Daman997: I HAVE POSTED VIDEOS OF A MAN FUCKING A SNAKE IN OOC GIVE ME THAT LINK PUSSY
An0n3 wrote:Take the same brand of retardation and invert it and you have people saying "It's okay for a game to cost more because I enjoyed it!
Spoiler:
Q: Why does everyone assume I’m a pervert just for wanting to play as a cat girl?
A: Because they’re degenerate cocksuckers who cannot fathom that another person might have pure intentions in wanting to play as the cat girl master race. Their wish fulfillment fetish-tier races like elves, aasimars, goliaths, and hobgoblins are perfectly fine in their mad, lust-filled minds, such that the purity and perfection of cat girls burns at their evil perverted hearts.

Q: Where are the cat boys?
A: I don’t follow.
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Re: Shitposters! - Fifth edition has begun!

Post by peoplearestrange » #267770

Can you make an All Stars Admin team addition? With each of their unique admin abilities?
Whatever
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oranges wrote:singulo.io is the center point of rational and calm debate, where much of tg's issues are worked out in a fun and family friendly environment
miggles wrote:it must have been quite the accomplishment, killing a dead butterfly
WeeYakk wrote:If you take a step back from everything watching the community argue janitor related changes is one of the most surreal and hilarious things about this game. Four pages of discussing the merits of there being too much or too little dirt in a video game.
Operative wrote:Vote PAS for headmin! Get cucked and feel good getting cucked.
TheNightingale wrote:I want to get off Mr. Scones's Wild Ride...
NikNakFlak wrote:Excuse you, I was doing intentional bug testing for the well being of the server. I do not make mistakes.
Fragnostic wrote:stop cucking the first shitshow ever that revolved around me.
This is my moment, what are you doing?!
Anonmare wrote:Oranges gestures at the thread, it shudders and begins to move!
Saegrimr wrote:
callanrockslol wrote:all you have to do is ban shitters until the playbase improves/ceases to exist, whichever comes first.
IM TRYING
Screemonster wrote:hellmoo is the mud for grown adults who main reaper in overwatch
Kor wrote:
confused rock wrote:...its like if we made fire extinguishers spawn in emergency boxes and have them heal you when you put out fires rather than them being in wall storages...
Are you having a stroke
bandit wrote:you are now manually GLORFing
MrStonedOne wrote:The best part about the election is when I announce my pick because I'm just as surprised as everybody else.
PM:[USER]->IrishWristWatch0: Yeah, im make it on but how im make the station to to sun and not go to sun

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Re: Shitposters! - Fifth edition has begun!

Post by Supermichael777 » #267772

True thugz never die
oranges wrote:It's my game, not yours
Never forget the corruption of these halls

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You seem to be under the mistaken impression that I actually care.
Spoiler:
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Spoiler:
Omar Beail says, "You guys should fuck for my entertainment"
Classy, TG, Classy

OOC: KorPhaeron: Admins aren't allowed to have friends

OOC: Daman997: I HAVE POSTED VIDEOS OF A MAN FUCKING A SNAKE IN OOC GIVE ME THAT LINK PUSSY
An0n3 wrote:Take the same brand of retardation and invert it and you have people saying "It's okay for a game to cost more because I enjoyed it!
Spoiler:
Q: Why does everyone assume I’m a pervert just for wanting to play as a cat girl?
A: Because they’re degenerate cocksuckers who cannot fathom that another person might have pure intentions in wanting to play as the cat girl master race. Their wish fulfillment fetish-tier races like elves, aasimars, goliaths, and hobgoblins are perfectly fine in their mad, lust-filled minds, such that the purity and perfection of cat girls burns at their evil perverted hearts.

Q: Where are the cat boys?
A: I don’t follow.
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Re: Shitposters! - Fifth edition has begun!

Post by Cheridan » #267773

Foe List: Ignore the effect of target card.
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Re: Shitposters! - Fifth edition has begun!

Post by oranges » #267774

hah I know what this is. Do it cosmic
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Re: Shitposters! - Fifth edition has begun!

Post by Supermichael777 » #267775

Test merge and revert. revert makes a card never happen, test merge means that the card happens on the players next turn instead but must be played before the revert
oranges wrote:It's my game, not yours
Never forget the corruption of these halls

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You seem to be under the mistaken impression that I actually care.
Spoiler:
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Spoiler:
Omar Beail says, "You guys should fuck for my entertainment"
Classy, TG, Classy

OOC: KorPhaeron: Admins aren't allowed to have friends

OOC: Daman997: I HAVE POSTED VIDEOS OF A MAN FUCKING A SNAKE IN OOC GIVE ME THAT LINK PUSSY
An0n3 wrote:Take the same brand of retardation and invert it and you have people saying "It's okay for a game to cost more because I enjoyed it!
Spoiler:
Q: Why does everyone assume I’m a pervert just for wanting to play as a cat girl?
A: Because they’re degenerate cocksuckers who cannot fathom that another person might have pure intentions in wanting to play as the cat girl master race. Their wish fulfillment fetish-tier races like elves, aasimars, goliaths, and hobgoblins are perfectly fine in their mad, lust-filled minds, such that the purity and perfection of cat girls burns at their evil perverted hearts.

Q: Where are the cat boys?
A: I don’t follow.
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Re: Shitposters! - Fifth edition has begun!

Post by Armhulen » #267780

MrEousTranger wrote:Me and Armhulen when?
i don't know why you're referencing me with this, just make it yourself mmkay
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Re: Shitposters! - Fifth edition has begun!

Post by calzilla1 » #267787

Holy FUCK shadow's card is OP
Life is too short for anything meaningful and too long for anything memeingful
Super Aggro Crag wrote: The best shitpost youll ever be responsible for will be your obituary.
Quality debate brought to you by ColonicAcid wrote:imagine having this little empathy

do you have autism bud? does your brain not see these people as humans? are they just a faceless statistic to you?
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Re: Shitposters! - Fifth edition has begun!

Post by Wyzack » #267789

Man this is like MtG where each edition has its own story arc
Arthur Thomson says, "Since there are no admins I would loging with another account and kill you"
Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!
tusterman11 wrote:Can you stop lying? I just asked you and you are was a piece of shiit on me!!!
Kor wrote:I wish Wyzack was still an admin.
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Post by Wyzack » #267791

Dezzmont Platitudes needs to be a shitpost in the coder edition
Arthur Thomson says, "Since there are no admins I would loging with another account and kill you"
Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!
tusterman11 wrote:Can you stop lying? I just asked you and you are was a piece of shiit on me!!!
Kor wrote:I wish Wyzack was still an admin.
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Re: Shitposters! - Fifth edition has begun!

Post by PKPenguin321 » #267794

Wyzack wrote:Dezzmont Platitudes needs to be a shitpost in the coder edition
yes absolutely

[youtube]qoV06aMCpmk[/youtube]
i play Lauser McMauligan. clown name is Cold-Ass Honkey
i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
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Re: Shitposters! - Fifth edition has begun!

Post by iamgoofball » #267836

good work

Where's the slippery slope card?
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Re: Shitposters! - Fifth edition has begun!

Post by PKPenguin321 » #267837

By the way I really love the new card of me, gave me a very long and hard laugh, especially the "-Kor (Banned)" part
i play Lauser McMauligan. clown name is Cold-Ass Honkey
i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
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Re: Shitposters! - Fifth edition has begun!

Post by Screemonster » #267838

iamgoofball wrote:good work

Where's the slippery slope card?
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oranges has a better version with a crying statue of liberty and everything though
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Re: Shitposters! - Fifth edition has begun!

Post by danno » #267841

>that face when you open up a box of commons
Hornygranny wrote: wtf i like danno now
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I don't even play ss13 anymore, pretty much due to dannos stupid bullshit
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Post by oranges » #267861

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Post by Slignerd » #267864

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It would appear that I'm a high RP weeb who hates roleplay and anime.
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Re: Shitposters! - Fifth edition has begun!

Post by danno » #267913

who are you
Hornygranny wrote: wtf i like danno now
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I don't even play ss13 anymore, pretty much due to dannos stupid bullshit
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Re: Shitposters! - Fifth edition has begun!

Post by Qbopper » #267919

danno wrote:who are you
Limey wrote:its too late.
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Post by Slignerd » #267920

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It would appear that I'm a high RP weeb who hates roleplay and anime.
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Re: Shitposters! - Fifth edition has begun!

Post by Timbrewolf » #267922

>Firen is a foil and not me

This is an outrage.
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Re: Shitposters! - Fifth edition has begun!

Post by captain sawrge » #267926

Timbrewolf wrote:>Firen is a foil and not me

This is an outrage.
dannno wrote:who are you
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Re: Shitposters! - Fifth edition has begun!

Post by Armhulen » #267927

Sligneris wrote:wow I thought I was better known than that

clearly I need to shitpost more
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Re: Shitposters! - Fifth edition has begun!

Post by Wyzack » #267930

Begging cosmic for cards is now punishable by permaban you have been warned
Arthur Thomson says, "Since there are no admins I would loging with another account and kill you"
Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!
tusterman11 wrote:Can you stop lying? I just asked you and you are was a piece of shiit on me!!!
Kor wrote:I wish Wyzack was still an admin.
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Re: Shitposters! - Fifth edition has begun!

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Re: Shitposters! - Fifth edition has begun!

Post by Armhulen » #267938

Sligneris wrote:anyone who's not cosmic, please make a card
ok, ill make 'the lost legends of literally who' later
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Re: Shitposters! - Fifth edition has begun!

Post by Qbopper » #267943

begging for anyone to make you a card is now punishable by permaban
Limey wrote:its too late.
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Post by DemonFiren » #267951

And this is precisely why I like you.
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Post by Qbopper » #267972

DemonFiren wrote:And this is precisely why I like you.
kissing up to qbopper is punishable with death
Limey wrote:its too late.
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Re: Shitposters! - Fifth edition has begun!

Post by Armhulen » #267979

Qbopper wrote:begging for anyone to make you a card is now punishable by permaban
you are too late you poor stupid guy
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Re: Shitposters! - Fifth edition has begun!

Post by Wyzack » #267983

Calling Qbopper names is now punishable by being drawn and quartered by sentient space carp, applied retroactively as of right now
Arthur Thomson says, "Since there are no admins I would loging with another account and kill you"
Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!
tusterman11 wrote:Can you stop lying? I just asked you and you are was a piece of shiit on me!!!
Kor wrote:I wish Wyzack was still an admin.
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Re: Shitposters! - Fifth edition has begun!

Post by Armhulen » #267986

Wyzack wrote:Calling Qbopper names is now punishable by being drawn and quartered by sentient space carp, applied retroactively as of right now
you are too late you poor stupid guy
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Post by peoplearestrange » #267998

CosmicScientist wrote:
Again if anything's made, I'll add it in the community edition! (and yes I'm being selfish about putting new cards in I make in there now too but it's bloody hard to format the top bit and most of the inspiration is from the Hut so, hey, we don't get gems everyday here that can fit in card form but when we do, it goes in and I hope I don't miss any!) prepare for a subversion, however yours will not be under equipped. a battle between yours and a... contender... the Huts outside of the Hut... all two of them...
If I write the cards can you put them in your card template etc? :D
Whatever
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oranges wrote:singulo.io is the center point of rational and calm debate, where much of tg's issues are worked out in a fun and family friendly environment
miggles wrote:it must have been quite the accomplishment, killing a dead butterfly
WeeYakk wrote:If you take a step back from everything watching the community argue janitor related changes is one of the most surreal and hilarious things about this game. Four pages of discussing the merits of there being too much or too little dirt in a video game.
Operative wrote:Vote PAS for headmin! Get cucked and feel good getting cucked.
TheNightingale wrote:I want to get off Mr. Scones's Wild Ride...
NikNakFlak wrote:Excuse you, I was doing intentional bug testing for the well being of the server. I do not make mistakes.
Fragnostic wrote:stop cucking the first shitshow ever that revolved around me.
This is my moment, what are you doing?!
Anonmare wrote:Oranges gestures at the thread, it shudders and begins to move!
Saegrimr wrote:
callanrockslol wrote:all you have to do is ban shitters until the playbase improves/ceases to exist, whichever comes first.
IM TRYING
Screemonster wrote:hellmoo is the mud for grown adults who main reaper in overwatch
Kor wrote:
confused rock wrote:...its like if we made fire extinguishers spawn in emergency boxes and have them heal you when you put out fires rather than them being in wall storages...
Are you having a stroke
bandit wrote:you are now manually GLORFing
MrStonedOne wrote:The best part about the election is when I announce my pick because I'm just as surprised as everybody else.
PM:[USER]->IrishWristWatch0: Yeah, im make it on but how im make the station to to sun and not go to sun

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I'm a box
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Post by Anonmare » #268013

I need a 2beard card


"Three given to the Corrupt Lords under a darkened sky,
Seven given to the Headmins in their halls of flames,
Fifteen given to the Shitposters, doomed to post bait,
And One for the Dark Poster on his throne, In the Land of 4noraisin where the Shadows lie.
One Poster to rule them all, One Poster to find them,
One Poster to bring them all and in the shed bind them,
In the Land of 4noraisin where the Shadows lie."
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Re: Shitposters! - Fifth edition has begun!

Post by ShadowDimentio » #268015

I only lie in my bed.

Did I solve the riddle?
Spoiler:
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Lol"
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Re: Shitposters! - Fifth edition has begun!

Post by danno » #268016

card begging is disgusting
Hornygranny wrote: wtf i like danno now
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I don't even play ss13 anymore, pretty much due to dannos stupid bullshit
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Re: Shitposters! - Fifth edition has begun!

Post by Wyzack » #268017

A retro series that includes 2bread and maybe ScaredofShadows with a mechanic like the werewolves in MtG where he flips under certain conditions to his werewolf form
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Re: Shitposters! - Fifth edition has begun!

Post by Qbopper » #268077

danno wrote:card begging is disgusting
Limey wrote:its too late.
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Re: Shitposters! - Fifth edition has begun!

Post by Armhulen » #268098

Qbopper wrote:
danno wrote:card begging is disgusting
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Re: Shitposters! - Fifth edition has begun!

Post by DemonFiren » #268334

Qbopper wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:And this is precisely why I like you.
kissing up to qbopper is punishable with death
Hey, fuck you. I wouldn't even give you a Glasgow kiss.
It's just that you were right, and I can appreciate that.
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Re: Shitposters! - Fifth edition has begun!

Post by Qbopper » #268343

DemonFiren wrote:
Qbopper wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:And this is precisely why I like you.
kissing up to qbopper is punishable with death
Hey, fuck you. I wouldn't even give you a Glasgow kiss.
It's just that you were right, and I can appreciate that.
being right is punishable by death

maybe ill be free now
Limey wrote:its too late.
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