Shitposters! - Eighth & late easter edition!

Post by **Armhulen** » Wed Mar 15, 2017 8:46 pm #268098

Bottom post of the previous page:

Qbopper wrote:
danno wrote:card begging is disgusting

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Thu Mar 16, 2017 1:31 am #268334

Qbopper wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:And this is precisely why I like you.
kissing up to qbopper is punishable with death

Hey, fuck you. I wouldn't even give you a Glasgow kiss.
It's just that you were right, and I can appreciate that.

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Thu Mar 16, 2017 1:47 am #268343

DemonFiren wrote:
Qbopper wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:And this is precisely why I like you.
kissing up to qbopper is punishable with death
Hey, fuck you. I wouldn't even give you a Glasgow kiss.
It's just that you were right, and I can appreciate that.

being right is punishable by death

maybe ill be free now

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Thu Mar 16, 2017 2:27 am #268365

You're an admin.
You cannot ever leave now.
Even in death you will still shitpost.

Jacough · Post by **Jacough** » Thu Mar 16, 2017 9:16 pm #268677

I thought Cal was an oldfag. I might be thinking of Calasmere

calzilla1 · Post by **calzilla1** » Thu Mar 16, 2017 10:21 pm #268695

Jacough wrote:I thought Cal was an oldfag. I might be thinking of Calasmere

I started a few years back. Maybe 2014 at the latest on h8 station

Haevacht · Post by **Haevacht** » Fri Mar 17, 2017 12:25 am #268768

Sligneris wrote:anyone please make someone else a card

Sligger:
POWERCREEP IS JUST A MEME: all other cards can use their abilities twice if sligneris is the target

Slignerd · Post by **Slignerd** » Fri Mar 17, 2017 3:49 am #268877

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Haevacht · Post by **Haevacht** » Fri Mar 17, 2017 6:04 am #268932

Sligneris wrote:> Powercreep
> Not just a meme

Do you really want to go there

another idea for your ability would be:
INTERACTING WITH PEOPLE SUCKS
if you can remain silent during your turn this card cannot be banned

peoplearestrange · Fri Mar 17, 2017 4:57 pm

Ok here we go, gonna do the all stars admin 1st addition. Just gonna stick with the host, head and GM's for now. All including real forum quotes printed on the back of each card:

FRONT
Mr Stoned One
- Host (Unique) Server Update: takes the shit post deck and shuffles, chooses three new cards to replace and three currently posted shitposts. Replaced cards go to the discard pile
- Oldmin (passive): Can't be reitred by anyone except headmins or another oldmin.
BACK
Host Server Update ~ "Oh shit, this got lost in my mind from the things i was doing to fix issues with the server."
Oldmin ~ "holy shit, one of my bans is finally getting appealed."

FRONT
PKPenguin321
- Headmin: Can ban any regular shitposter. Can ban an admin from play to the discard pile IF two headmin cards are in play at once.
- Nice guys Finish First: Takes any card back from the discard pile and returns to hand
BACK
Headmin ~ "this is resolved"
Nice guys Finish First ~ "best admin i've ever seen definitely gonna vote him for headmin you all should too"

FRONT
Ausops
- Headmin: Can ban any regular shitposter. Can ban an admin from play to the discard pile IF two headmin cards are in play at once.
- Admin Candidate Revoke: Can return any admin in play to the players hand.
BACK
Headmin ~ you're out of your depth being headmin means you are responsible for the survival of this server"
Admin Candidate Revoke ~ "We are currently not openly recruiting."

FRONT
ChangelingRain
- Headmin: Can ban any regular shitposter. Can ban an admin from play to the discard pile IF two headmin cards are in play at once.
- Name change: Player chooses a card from opponents hand at random and replaces card in play
BACK
Headmin ~ "This isn't actually my ban though Cheridan did it"
Name Change ~ TBC

FRONT
jordie0608
- Gamemaster: Chooses any card to be played first at the begging of the card owners go.
- Silent Long Game: Adds +1 to HP for each turn card is in play
- Oldmin (passive): Can't be reitred by anyone except headmins or another oldmin.
BACK
Gamemaster ~"To pre-empt counterpicking."
Silent Long Game ~ "Joined:Tue Apr 15, 2014 1:33 pm"
Oldmin ~ "99% isn't accurate but many admins asked to join; it was more common in years past."

FRONT
shadowlight213
- Gamemaster: Chooses any card to be played first at the begging of the card owners go.
- Oldmin (passive): Can't be reitred by anyone except headmins or another oldmin.
- Taking the bullet: Any attack move to any other card in play can be instead taken by this card
BACK
Gamemaster ~ "It's the countdown to his demise."
Oldmin ~ "Not an argument"
Taking the bullet ~ "OOC: Lollerderby: whatever happened i'm sure it was shadowlight's fault"

FRONT
korphaeron
- Gamemaster: Chooses any card to be played first at the begging of the card owners go.
- Oldmin (passive): Can't be reitred by anyone except headmins or another oldmin.
- Fan Art: Removes a shitpost in play and replaces it with a facecard (face card must contain kor's GF's art in it)
BACK
Gamemaster ~ "<KorPhaeron> go answer your ban appeal Thunder11 mush mush"
Oldmin ~ "Should paste the argument here then if you want people to be able to read it."
Fan Art ~ "My girlfriend does commissions. See her ss13 art here:"

FRONT
TehSteveo
- Gamemaster: Chooses any card to be played first at the begging of the card owners go.
- Stern but fair: Choose EITHER to ban any player card OR unban/take from the discard pile
BACK
Gamemaster ~ "Now go pick your server as you are stuck here forever."
Stern But Fair ~ "Somehow I must have hit the wrong ban type while handling multiple things."

FRONT
Krusvik
- Gamemaster: Chooses any card to be played first at the begging of the card owners go.
- Few words many actions: Swap any two cards from hand with any two cards in the draw pile
BACK
Gamemaster ~ "no"
Few Words Many Actions ~ "Pretty much this, just to confirm."

FRONT
Lzimann
- Gamemaster: Chooses any card to be played first at the begging of the card owners go.
- He Actually Did It: Remove ANY card from play regardless of passive or active on card. Discard this card when played.
BACK
Gamemaster ~ "Stay as gamemaster I guess and do whatever I was already doing before"
He Actually Did It ~ "Hornygranny has been removed from the txt"

If any of these cards feel too OP or need a rework, lemme know and Ill change the skills with your suggestions.

iamgoofball · Post by **iamgoofball** » Fri Mar 17, 2017 5:41 pm #269175

wheres the "fuck admins fuck myself" card

peoplearestrange · Fri Mar 17, 2017 5:46 pm

Who should have that? Bare in mind Ive also got to do the other regular mins, so can add to one of them. Which I'll probably do in two batches.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Fri Mar 17, 2017 5:47 pm #269183

It could be a shitpost card called "Meme appeal" or something

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Fri Mar 17, 2017 6:04 pm #269200

Unicorndream

Fuck myself - bans any card in play

Slignerd · Post by **Slignerd** » Fri Mar 17, 2017 11:04 pm #269415

what's the difference between danno and dannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnno anyway

lntigracy · Post by **lntigracy** » Sat Mar 18, 2017 12:51 am #269466

the nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Post by **oranges** » Sat Mar 18, 2017 1:14 am #269479

one is russel talbot, the other is danno

danno · Post by **danno** » Sat Mar 18, 2017 7:30 am #269553

lmao "earned"

shitposters is a card game about shitposters stop trying to devalue the brand by suggesting non-shitposters

Sat Mar 18, 2017 7:41 am

danno wrote:lmao "earned"

shitposters is a card game about shitposters stop trying to devalue the brand by suggesting non-shitposters

Thus marks the beginning of the Shitposters purist movement, where cards past 5th edition are never played.

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Sat Mar 18, 2017 3:24 pm #269622

PKPenguin321 wrote:
danno wrote:lmao "earned"

shitposters is a card game about shitposters stop trying to devalue the brand by suggesting non-shitposters
Thus marks the beginning of the Shitposters purist movement, where cards past 5th edition are never played.

Legacy - all cards ever printed
Purist - only cards printed before/including 5e
Normie - all cards printed past 5e

TehSteveo · Post by **TehSteveo** » Sat Mar 18, 2017 7:27 pm #269697

Qbopper wrote:
PKPenguin321 wrote:
danno wrote:lmao "earned"

shitposters is a card game about shitposters stop trying to devalue the brand by suggesting non-shitposters
Thus marks the beginning of the Shitposters purist movement, where cards past 5th edition are never played.
Legacy - all cards ever printed
Purist - only cards printed before/including 5e
Normie - all cards printed past 5e

I'm going to tear up your 5e collection. Nerd.

Post by **oranges** » Sat Mar 18, 2017 10:56 pm #269777

danno is an alt of kor

MrEousTranger · Sun Mar 19, 2017 6:30 pm

Armhulen wrote:
Sligneris wrote:anyone who's not cosmic, please make a card
ok, ill make 'the lost legends of literally who' later

Hey dumb frog wherr are the cards?

Post by **Armhulen** » Sun Mar 19, 2017 7:08 pm #270086

every time i want to do it i lose all will to do it after i post

so SUCK IT UP BUTTERCUP

MrEousTranger · Mon Mar 20, 2017 12:09 am

Armhulen wrote:every time i want to do it i lose all will to do it after i post

so SUCK IT UP BUTTERCUP

Solution:

DONT POST

Post by **oranges** » Mon Mar 20, 2017 6:31 am #270415

Post by **Armhulen** » Mon Mar 20, 2017 3:02 pm #270515

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iamgoofball · Post by **iamgoofball** » Fri Mar 24, 2017 6:31 pm #272576

my head hurts please send help

Post by **oranges** » Wed Mar 29, 2017 2:18 am #274062

huzzuah

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Sat Apr 01, 2017 5:20 pm #275220

My grandfather's deck has no useless cards

MrEousTranger · Sat Apr 15, 2017 8:02 pm

MrEousTranger casts:

NECRO!

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Sat Apr 15, 2017 10:07 pm #281150

I challenge you to a game of Shitposters on unicycles

Nilons · Post by **Nilons** » Fri May 05, 2017 6:05 pm #288914

Cosmic is the best poster on the forums unironically

Post by **Armhulen** » Fri May 05, 2017 7:49 pm #288949

Nilons wrote:Cosmic is the best poster on the forums unironically

See:list

dannnnnnnnnnnnnno · Sun May 07, 2017 3:25 am

Okand37 · Post by **Okand37** » Tue May 09, 2017 6:02 am #290935

man if only I didn't leave my ancient mew in my jeans when I threw 'em in the washer!!

D&B · Post by **D&B** » Tue May 09, 2017 6:10 am #290937

Rare Okand37 collected

Doctor Pork · Post by **Doctor Pork** » Mon May 15, 2017 9:24 pm #294028

can i be a card

Nilons · Post by **Nilons** » Mon May 15, 2017 9:35 pm #294042

Doctor Pork wrote:can i be a card

>Card begging

Smh

Doctor Pork · Post by **Doctor Pork** » Mon May 15, 2017 9:53 pm #294066

Nilons wrote:
Doctor Pork wrote:can i be a card
>Card begging

Smh

jokes on you thats my card ability

The Clowns Pocket · Mon May 29, 2017 3:49 pm

Shitpost in my mouth

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Tue May 30, 2017 4:19 pm #300584

I need to run a Danno deck. Though I'm using third-party which adds D4n0w4r, can anyone recommend me some other Danno cards?

The Clowns Pocket · Thu Jul 06, 2017 1:39 am

make me a card

that way it ll be literal

SHIT posting!

AHAHAHAKLJ:DFHASLJDF

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Tue Jul 11, 2017 4:06 am #315913

Sixth Edition when

Post by **Armhulen** » Tue Jul 11, 2017 4:35 am #315939

Anonmare wrote:Sixth Edition when

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Tue Jul 11, 2017 4:35 am #315940

Armhulen wrote:
Anonmare wrote:Sixth Edition when

Post by **Armhulen** » Tue Jul 11, 2017 4:35 am #315941

Anonmare wrote:
Armhulen wrote:
Anonmare wrote:Sixth Edition when

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Tue Jul 11, 2017 4:40 am #315948

Armhulen wrote:
Anonmare wrote:
Armhulen wrote:
Anonmare wrote:Sixth Edition when

Post by **Armhulen** » Tue Jul 11, 2017 4:41 am #315950

Anonmare wrote:
Armhulen wrote:
Anonmare wrote:
Armhulen wrote:
Anonmare wrote:Sixth Edition when

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Tue Jul 11, 2017 4:42 am #315953

Armhulen wrote:
Anonmare wrote:
Armhulen wrote:
Anonmare wrote:
Armhulen wrote:
Anonmare wrote:Sixth Edition when

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Tue Jul 11, 2017 7:36 am #316007

look at that faggot begging for attention