Shitposters! - Eighth & late easter edition!

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Mon Mar 06, 2017 6:15 pm #264193

Bottom post of the previous page:

I play MSO in defence mode

calzilla1 · Post by **calzilla1** » Mon Mar 06, 2017 6:17 pm #264199

I play calzilla1 and make a rule that states that "beards are uncool, mustaches are what's in!"
MSO is confused

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Mon Mar 06, 2017 6:18 pm #264201

>Implying MSO isn't immune to confusion due to his weed smoking that definitely really happens in real life for really real

calzilla1 · Post by **calzilla1** » Mon Mar 06, 2017 6:22 pm #264212

Anonmare wrote:>Implying MSO isn't immune to confusion due to his weed smoking that definitely really happens in real life for really real

Ok sorry
MSO faints
I play deamonfrein and he makes crude lizard sex jokes

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Mon Mar 06, 2017 6:23 pm #264214

>Playing a scaly deck
Actual cancer tbqh

calzilla1 · Post by **calzilla1** » Mon Mar 06, 2017 6:27 pm #264225

Anonmare wrote:>Playing a scaly deck
Actual cancer tbqh

I found these behind a wendys dumster also implying is a move
I sacrifice demonfrein and two Canadian dollars to play emperor mallari ||

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Mon Mar 06, 2017 6:31 pm #264231

Did you just summon a bunch of shitposters in a single turn?

John_Oxford · Post by **John_Oxford** » Mon Mar 06, 2017 8:21 pm #264296

don't worry. oxford cards coming soon

Post by **Armhulen** » Mon Mar 06, 2017 9:02 pm #264308

John_Oxford wrote:don't worry. oxford cards coming soon

oxford legion when?

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Mon Mar 06, 2017 10:51 pm #264354

no thanatos cards
game incomplete without my worthlessness

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Wed Mar 08, 2017 1:11 am #264843

Gotta say Oranges remains stupidly UP.
Should have the ability to derail shitposts, removing them from play or at least countering their effects.

ShadowDimentio · Thu Mar 09, 2017 7:03 am

My card power: Literally Who

When card is drawn, can mimic any other player. This feature is suppressed if Kor is active in the enemy deck.

Thu Mar 09, 2017 7:27 am

ShadowDimentio wrote:My card power: Literally Who

When card is drawn, can mimic any other player. This feature is suppressed if Kor is active in the enemy deck.

No, it's
Self-Destruct: Card bans itself but removes admin from two enemy cards

FantasticFwoosh · Thu Mar 09, 2017 11:24 am

"What did they mean by this?"

- When this card is played, beside a card of this type the player has the option to force a opponent to replay their card effect (ideally destructive) but dictates the choice of how to play it if it relies on opponent player's input in targeting other cards on the board.

TehSteveo · Post by **TehSteveo** » Thu Mar 09, 2017 3:48 pm #265235

DemonFiren wrote:Gotta say Oranges remains stupidly UP.
Should have the ability to derail shitposts, removing them from play or at least countering their effects.

You gotta play the Day of the Squeezer to counter oranges.

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Thu Mar 09, 2017 4:50 pm #265256

mine should be "cannot be targeted by any bagil regular" with the keyword "literally who"

I haven't actually had time to look at how this game works but I thought that was funny

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Thu Mar 09, 2017 5:07 pm #265260

We need:
The Bee Movie Script card (Very powerful when oranges is in play)
The Goofball Rant
Shedded Ban Appeal
Carpet Bomb Shitposting
Undead Thread

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Thu Mar 09, 2017 5:44 pm #265267

What we really need is wabbit season.

TrustyGun · Post by **TrustyGun** » Thu Mar 09, 2017 5:46 pm #265269

Add Shitposters! as a card for that sweet meta reference

ShadowDimentio · Thu Mar 09, 2017 7:47 pm

PKPenguin321 wrote:
ShadowDimentio wrote:My card power: Literally Who

When card is drawn, can mimic any other player. This feature is suppressed if Kor is active in the enemy deck.
No, it's
Self-Destruct: Card bans itself but removes admin from two enemy cards

If Kor is active in the enemy deck when the card is initially played Self-Destruct is immediately activated and always effects Kor.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Thu Mar 09, 2017 11:12 pm #265387

that is not how you use "effect" as a verb
also, stop trying to make yourself useful
you are not useful

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Thu Mar 09, 2017 11:14 pm #265390

am i useful

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Thu Mar 09, 2017 11:17 pm #265391

you're cool

but shadowmemes here is attention whoring more than me and that triggers me
then again shadowmemes in general triggers me

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Thu Mar 09, 2017 11:18 pm #265392

i dont want to be
never rely on me
i will let you down
i will make you hurt

Slignerd · Post by **Slignerd** » Thu Mar 09, 2017 11:26 pm #265395

> See if I'm relevant enough to be included
> Spot sunglasses meme
> It's on someone else

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 1:34 am #265461

CosmicScientist wrote:Argh! There are a million and one to add! but there are only five that matter but there are only three but there is THE ONE

and you could have it all
my empire of shit

lntigracy · Post by **lntigracy** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 3:41 am #265491

don't forget the literally who card

ShadowDimentio · Fri Mar 10, 2017 4:11 am

Post by **NikNakFlak** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 4:30 am #265500

Making your own card is tacky as lame as fuck

ShadowDimentio · Fri Mar 10, 2017 5:27 am

CosmicScientist wrote:I'll be really proud of any of you for making a card. It'll be added in a special section of hand crafted booster pack cards.

For a brain you aren't very smart

MrEousTranger · Fri Mar 10, 2017 6:00 am

Armhulen wrote:PLEASE BE ME PLEASE BE ME

Armhulen and I should both get shitposter cards with "Literally Who?" There aren't enough in the deck when it comes to those.

Post by **oranges** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 6:04 am #265516

Does anyone know how to use my card? I can't figure out how to play with myself.

IS it a synergy strat? support deck?

Post by **NikNakFlak** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 7:06 am #265522

ShadowDimentio wrote:
CosmicScientist wrote:I'll be really proud of any of you for making a card. It'll be added in a special section of hand crafted booster pack cards.
For a brain you aren't very smart

Why would I read NTR threads

Plus, if you read the comic, this brain is telling someone to jump to their death. You aren't very smart

Post by **Armhulen** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 7:10 am #265524

MrEousTranger wrote:
Armhulen wrote:PLEASE BE ME PLEASE BE ME
Armhulen and I should both get shitposter cards with "Literally Who?" There aren't enough in the deck when it comes to those.

I'll make this right with my fake new expansion, 'horton hears a who'

Quanti · Post by **Quanti** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 7:23 am #265527

NikNakFlak wrote:Why would I read NTR threads

Plus, if you read the comic, this brain is telling someone to jump to their death. You aren't very smart

>defence is that they didn't read the thread (even though they did)
>makes fun of someone for not reading their comic
haha you owned them niknak!

D&B · Post by **D&B** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 7:33 am #265531

Are fallacies going to be part of the deck?

Post by **Armhulen** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 7:37 am #265533

D&B wrote:Are fallacies going to be part of the deck?

you mean ones that possibly indicate that there is a lack of a defensible position?

maybe.

Post by **NikNakFlak** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 9:45 am #265542

Quanti wrote:
NikNakFlak wrote:Why would I read NTR threads

Plus, if you read the comic, this brain is telling someone to jump to their death. You aren't very smart
>defence is that they didn't read the thread (even though they did)
>makes fun of someone for not reading their comic
haha you owned them niknak!

But I actually didn't read the thread, I glance over the pictures and then usually just skip to the end of the thread and don't really read what's inbetween.
I don't have the time.
It's also not my comic, just where I get my avatars
But thanks for the compliment!

Quanti · Post by **Quanti** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 10:01 am #265543

doesn't change my point at all unfortunately, and i clearly didn't mean you made the comic

FantasticFwoosh · Fri Mar 10, 2017 10:10 am

im clearly in the seventh edition after the OP sells out.

confused rock · Fri Mar 10, 2017 1:10 pm

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 3:44 pm #265602

That card you made of me is awesome, you even managed to work my suggestion in

You now have one "get out of ban free" card

Post by **NikNakFlak** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 6:24 pm #265628

confused rock wrote:snip

Aloraydrel · Post by **Aloraydrel** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 6:32 pm #265631

Why is the brain saying jump

Post by **NikNakFlak** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 6:35 pm #265632

He's telling the comic artist to kill himself

peoplearestrange · Fri Mar 10, 2017 7:30 pm

Im pinning the shit out of this. This needs to be saved.
It's like one of my "whos who in NTR" but with ACTUAL thought and creativity. Good job!

MrEousTranger · Fri Mar 10, 2017 10:59 pm

You need an ITT shitpost that when used forces the opponent to cast whatever your next card is regardless of the situation. Does nothing if they don't have the same card.

Dependent on luck you could use a very good card and If they have it they use it which could really mess up their plans.

Card is removed from play on use.

FantasticFwoosh · Fri Mar 10, 2017 11:09 pm

"1 hit wonder quickdraw"

Force a shitpost to occur (to rekindle moonlighting meme)

Digdugxx · Post by **Digdugxx** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:48 am #266827

Alipheese · Post by **Alipheese** » Tue Mar 14, 2017 5:24 am #267290

yusss, goodv shit

Okand37 · Post by **Okand37** » Tue Mar 14, 2017 5:30 am #267291

Man, its so hard to keep up with all these new card games!