emergency hut preservation thread

[PKPenguin321]

AKA "things i have seen in the shed that dont deserve to die"

post things from the hut that dont deserve to die

[PKPenguin321]

The full story from "ITT we write an erotic story one word at a time"

One day calzilla succ. Wood brownies hot donkey ""sauce"". As he pulled out his protracter combobreaker oranges and anon3 married eachother anally.
Ironically. All the dicks night lasted seconds, but the benis ripped foreverial. Nobody came because bandit's clown shoe horn boobies tumors were gay.
I sucked hornygranny's large fuck hole with herpes on herpes. Lizards tongue are anally injested pillz hitler took out his shlong and said "honk."
Unloved piss loved children. Anus3 is gay. Celebrations furries republicans traitors cowbell. He adminhelp'ed Anoose. Because twas cucc wolves who fuck my colon exploded.
It was flamboyantly fragrant inside. Then clowns raped headmin lol. Everyone died choking on boots. Miku sucks boots hard hard. Jesus loves miku.
All sweaty feet taste like oranges. Rock memes oranges felches lizards fuck ruined ass was phat. Anon3 got famous for sucking moist towelettes with gusto!
In the end calzilla is a faggot timbrewolf likes to suck dog dicks.

Chapter 2 the cucking

After anon3 died his boi pounded niknak's foreskin with fuck ass. Anus3 went postal downtown. Phoebe ray queefed morphine farts on her farts beads which cucking garithos.
Niknakflak will die old. wait baby, moonlighting not in my department motherfucker reeeeeeeeeee, said fwoosh erotically. One day bigfoot stomped ass.
He wanked sobbing until unlovedrock came on bubblegum's hot wide organ grinder. "I screamed" give him his vagina pop, it bop donked.
Ice pax welderbombed penises and got killed by oldman's huge erect bbc schlong. there was flaccid admins everywhere in his NET dungeon. But *farts* whoops don't trigger oranges.
Happy lazimann day let's clown around in my vagina fuck mimes, clowns all fuck theres pies.
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! said pillz as bryce stuffed halapenos with cheddar and breading and cum into pillz's nose fuck and hiss everywhere.
It was catgirl who analyzed slutsu's giant hemorrhoid covered bunghole, somehow of course.
On Phoebe's gigantic plush corgi moist niggers should be complimented on not forgetting how to swim back to egypt to become kangs.
"sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit," said tyronquaniqua.
Elsewhere herpes weaponized in the urethra region nascar vibrators are insufficient for medbay personnel john indulging.

Chapter 3 the king is deaf

Long schlongs. Hanging everywhere. Nobody suspected the captain would insert two shitty memes right up his urethra.
Lizards wearing singulo.io on buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp ..haha.. anyways bees require dick because it's tasty and moist.
Poly said, drooling over their massive benis, "i hate lizards braco cuckolds you fell into the vore hole, but it didn't climax until tuesday!".
Then, the flypeople showed some spleen vomit, how the fuck?
However, poly shat dicks on point really fast over a graytiding librarian who pingas into tony's gaping cloaca. "Senpai, I... want dick!" Phoebe ray honked.
Oldman "bwoink" "bwoink" "bwoink" "badmins "bwoink" my big chode banned in the USA, USA, ASS "bwoink" BLAST banned.
OldmanRobustin: " Loves tounging lizard, reeeeeeeeeeeee nyaa catgirl waifu" plunged dongs up MrEousTranger's urethra hole "FML" he screeched at dis man titties.
Suddenly, pineapples eeeeeeeeeeeeveeeeeeeeeeerrrrywhere. "Why!?" Suddenly, nothing.
Chapter reverb the reckoning. Act 69 part three days later... niggers shot anuses to canada with bluespace dongers. Fuckbois fuck.
Icepacks fuck anon3's sandwiches, CUM semen guzzler consuming lizard shitty. "Goodbye server"! The unicorn_dream belched. fuck myself. Bagil sucked.
Really shitty smeared admins and he fuuuuuuucked bryce. GLORF said nobody... except Loves-the-lizards who said kys you suck, lol balls

[PKPenguin321]

Shitposters! - Fourth edition

Hey have you heard of this great new collectable card game?! - Fourth edition out now!

All your favourites made into card form!









Don't know how to play? Don't worry, this'll teach you the rules in no time!

Spoiler:

• First edition came with a foil ColdTurtle! Packs included Kor, PKP, oranges, calzilla1, Timbrewolf, danno, Steelpoint, Aliannera, dannnnnnnnnnnnnno, MSO.
• Second edition came with a foil Birthday Super Aggro Crag! Packs included PKP's own Things I have ___, Bryce Pax, Anonmare, Thread of Greed, one of our best lizards, John Oxford.
• Third edition came with a foil DemonFiren. Packs included Shitpost Aftermath, sawrge, Danowar, current Kor, Shitpost Secret Conversation, Oldman, Wyzack.

Fourth edition out now with a foil Goof! Grab him before he gets a canonical headmin copy in the next edition so you can say you had him before he was cool! (And go vote for who you actually want in if you haven't already!)


Discontinued cards:

Spoiler:

Replaced with a golden one. Wait does this mean there are two now? Can you play one after the other and override it? Does the gold one always win?!
Ulterior motive achieved.
PKP too smaaall. Wait! This one's an extra collectable misprint now!
Kor's first card was updated again by requeeest since it made sense to use the older picture.
Replaced with the reveal of being the final one of the five. Are the older copies still legal to play? But there are only two... what would you do to your fellow spessman to get one?

If you're not here or there's a shitpost or shitposter you want to see here, I'll accept anything you make. Hey, PKP jumped in with that fast! Make it in paint or draw it on paper, I'll put it in!

[calzilla1]

Well, if anyone wants to, there's gonna be a final chapter so it won't be resurrected

[Screemonster]

And this thread title immediately got this song stuck in my head:

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[Super Aggro Crag]

I miss the Mary sue thread where I wrote the back-story of dark hedy

[bman]

PRESERVED.

[YBS]

Corrupted Mode Best

[onleavedontatme]

You need to let go. You are missing the point of the hut.

[Kraso]

the foil cards are like the exodia set

absolutely fucking worthless and you'd do yourself a favour by throwing it out of your deck

[DemonFiren]

the foil cards are like the exodia set

absolutely fucking worthless and you'd do yourself a favour by throwing it out of your deck

t. mad he wasn't immortalised in foil

[PKPenguin321]

cosmic do you have your drawings all saved? you should dump them here if you do. i dont have them all only a few unfortunately

[oranges]

this just has some pictures ingame and some fox sprites, there are no doodles to be found

[Shadowlight213]

Moved to salt reserves as saving hut stuff is literally its purpose.

[Timonk]

revive this fucking thread the kiwi farms are in trouble

[cacogen]

we didn't think monsignor drugs was being serious but oh he was

[kiteme]

welp