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Post by InsaneHyena » #338018

Bottom post of the previous page:

CitrusGender wrote:Hey guys what is going on in this th- OH FUCK IT'S AUTISM
Newspaper when
Bring back papercult.

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InsaneHyena wrote:
CitrusGender wrote:Hey guys what is going on in this th- OH FUCK IT'S AUTISM
Newspaper when
after I finish my midterm but yeah sure this is newspaper worthy
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Post by Xhuis » #338091

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I'm an ex-coder for /tg/. I made the original versions of clockcult, shadowlings, revenants, His Grace, and other stuff.
I don't play, code, or participate in the community, but I occasionally post dumb stuff in the hut.
Kraso wrote:hi gay
wubli wrote:xhuis you said you were feeling better but every thread you make makes me worry more about your sanity
ExcessiveUseOfCobblestone wrote:Sorry I was making fun of xhuis' """""compromise""""" who insisted that was the correct term to use.
CitrusGender wrote:We've ended up disabling clockcult on sybil and bagil now (terry is having some problems.) We will give Xhuis some time until he wishes to work upon it again. As of now, please use this thread for ideas and not for bickering.
wubli wrote:you are a cultist of the gay
IkeTG wrote:It's a reflection of humanity, like all of man's creation. You cannot divorce this act from yourself, in a way there's a big titty moth inside all of us.
wesoda25 wrote:yeah no one was curious what it was from. Imagine choosing being a degenerate as your forum gimmick, LOL
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Re: To surprise of absolutely no one...

Post by Remie Richards » #338092

I mean, funny post xhuis, but you've been here this entire time according to the "Users browsing this forum"
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Post by Xhuis » #338093

Gotta catch up on that thread history gamer
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I'm an ex-coder for /tg/. I made the original versions of clockcult, shadowlings, revenants, His Grace, and other stuff.
I don't play, code, or participate in the community, but I occasionally post dumb stuff in the hut.
Kraso wrote:hi gay
wubli wrote:xhuis you said you were feeling better but every thread you make makes me worry more about your sanity
ExcessiveUseOfCobblestone wrote:Sorry I was making fun of xhuis' """""compromise""""" who insisted that was the correct term to use.
CitrusGender wrote:We've ended up disabling clockcult on sybil and bagil now (terry is having some problems.) We will give Xhuis some time until he wishes to work upon it again. As of now, please use this thread for ideas and not for bickering.
wubli wrote:you are a cultist of the gay
IkeTG wrote:It's a reflection of humanity, like all of man's creation. You cannot divorce this act from yourself, in a way there's a big titty moth inside all of us.
wesoda25 wrote:yeah no one was curious what it was from. Imagine choosing being a degenerate as your forum gimmick, LOL
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Post by iamgoofball » #338094

Remie Richards wrote:I mean, funny post xhuis, but you've been here this entire time according to the "Users browsing this forum"
it's almost like you thrive on the attention
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Post by Remie Richards » #338096

That's laughable coming from you.
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Remie Richards wrote:That's laughable coming from you.
i know, right?
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Post by CitrusGender » #338101

ok I'm done this is the hut stop it



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CitrusGender wrote:

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ExcessiveCobblestone wrote:
CitrusGender wrote:

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@tokiko



i agree with this statement
my admin feedback thread


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wesoda25 wrote: Wed Mar 03, 2021 5:02 am Qbmax32 is quite literally one of the dumbest individuals I have ever had the misfortune of coming into contact with. He has zero redeemable traits, and honestly I have to suppress my gag reflex every time he shows up in a conversation.
Malkraz wrote:YES
DRINK THE PISS QB
angelstarri wrote:qbmax is a retard
imsxz wrote:mythic please stop you’ve hit rock bottom and you KEEP DIGGING
deedubya wrote:I'll defend to the death your right to scream "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER" on a constant basis, but I'll also equally defend the right of people to call you a fuckin' pillock for doing it.
datorangebottle wrote:what, not having to act like customer service in a volunteer customer service position?

Here's a rebuttal: you're literally in a customer service slash celebrity position. Volunteer or not.
Malkraz wrote:can you stop posting this shit
Nalzul wrote:Fuck Blob (can you imagine how hot it would be to be gangbanged by a bunch of blobbernauts, the blob, and spores)
Wyzack wrote:qbmax your pathetic display of abhorrent burgercraft has brought shame onto the omnivores
Plapatin wrote:i AM the senate
BONERMASTER wrote:I am a big thinker, and it would only be logical if my character had a big head as well. And glasses. Because only people that think, wear glasses.
feem wrote:i tried to send canisters of urine to the station but ended up turning all oxygen into urine and breaking lavaland and also breathing
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Post by lntigracy » #338197

feem wrote:this is shitminnery but I'm also really not pleased by how viciously and brazenly goof is pursuing his scorched-earth strategy against the admins tonight
how dare he go after people abusing their positions
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you are mom is gay
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Post by CitrusGender » #338199

lock this thread and keep it in the salt mines pls
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Post by Armhulen » #338200

i'm considering salt mines
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Post by CitrusGender » #338202

Armhulen wrote:i'm considering salt mines
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yes do it
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Post by Armhulen » #338204

just kidding i'm not a forum mod fuck this gay earth
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Post by Qbopper » #338205

Armhulen wrote:just kidding i'm not a forum mod fuck this gay earth
dumb freg btfo
Limey wrote:its too late.
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Post by Armhulen » #338206

i'm ending up wanting to do a lot and then being able to not do a lot
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Post by lntigracy » #338209

nothing to hide nothing to fear
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you are mom is gay
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Post by Jordie0608 » #338220

What a mess
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Send me a PM if you have any issues, concerns or praise of fishfood to express about the forums.
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Post by oranges » #338230

It all makes sense now that It's proven the clown pocket is helios

that guy was super weird lol
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Post by The Clowns Pocket » #338232

oranges wrote:It all makes sense now that It's proven the clown pocket is helios

that guy was super weird lol
honestly, kinda thought you knew. It is in my notes, I didn't just swap c-keys, I explicitly asked "hey can I change c-keys? I am asking because I know I have notes"
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Post by lntigracy » #338235

now it makes sense why he's so unfunny and creepy
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Post by Bawhoppennn » #338332

Am I too late for the conspiracy discussion?
I consider myself a /tg/station historian. If you're interested in the server history at all, feel free to ask me and I'll try and get you an answer! #ConcurForever

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<KorMobile> you're a hero

[21:20:53] <%oranges> Baw "has cute legs" hoppen
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DEAD: ADMIN(Owegno) says, "Nothing lewd happens in adminbus sadly."

[07:13:57] <Rockdtben> Keep in mind that I'm an extremely successful and wealthy male in his late twenties.

(F) DEAD: Professor DonkPocket says, "Admins preventchaos with good messages"

OOC: Pogoman122: Fun fact if someone trespasses on your kitchen just turn them into a nugget

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<+KorPhaeron> russians have no souls so magic enrages them
<+KorPhaeron> people who don't like rng are not from /tg/ and are likely redditors
ausops wrote:apart from this there is literally nothing more to say other than that this is the first thread in five years to have achieved something.
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Post by onleavedontatme » #338334

>board has a single gimmick and that is impermenance
>LETS ARCHIVE IT

dumb digg posters
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Post by bman » #338335

Kor wrote:>board has a single gimmick and that is impermenance
>LETS ARCHIVE IT

dumb digg posters
how about we archive you dumdum
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Post by Grazyn » #338347

obviously this thread must be lost forever due to hut rules so that you can pretend you were not warned when the conspiracy will inevitably unfold before your very eyes
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Post by captain sawrge » #338353

Kor wrote:>board has a single gimmick and that is impermenance
>LETS ARCHIVE IT

dumb digg posters
>It's always the worst threads and not even funny-bad
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Post by cedarbridge » #338361

Unicorn meme was pretty funny
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Post by Screemonster » #338374

cedarbridge wrote:Unicorn meme was pretty funny
fuck you shitty admin
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Post by Aloraydrel » #338375

Kor wrote:>board has a single gimmick and that is impermenance
>LETS ARCHIVE IT

dumb digg posters
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Post by cedarbridge » #338400

Screemonster wrote:
cedarbridge wrote:Unicorn meme was pretty funny
fuck you shitty admin
Fuck myself.
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Post by callanrockslol » #339580

Hello yes can I be drama too?
The most excessive signature on /tg/station13.

Still not even at the limit after 8 fucking years.
Spoiler:
Urist Boatmurdered [Security] asks, "Why does Zol have a captain-level ID?"
Zol Interbottom [Security] says, "because"

Sergie Borris lives on in our hearts

Zaros (No id) [145.9] says, "WITH MY SUPER WIZARD POWERS I CAN TELL CALLAN IS MAD."
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petethegoat wrote:slap a comment on it and call it a feature
MisterPerson wrote:>playing
Do you think this is a game?
Gun Hog wrote:Untested code baby
oranges wrote:for some reason all our hosts turn into bohemia software communities after they implode
Malkevin wrote:I was the only one that voted for you Callan.
Miggles wrote:>centration development
>trucking
ill believe it when snakes grow arms and strangle me with them

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OOC: Saegrimr: That wasn't a call to pray right now callan jesus christ you're fast.

OOC: Eaglendia: Glad I got to see the rise, fall, rise, and fall of Zol

OOC: Armhulenn: CALLAN
OOC: Armhulenn: YOU MELTED MY FUCKING REVOLVER
OOC: Armhulenn: AND THEN
OOC: Armhulenn: GAVE ME MELTING MELONS
OOC: Armhulenn: GOD FUCKING BLESS YOU
OOC: Armhulenn: you know what's hilarious though
OOC: Armhulenn: I melted ANOTHER TRAITOR'S REVOLVER AFTER THAT

7/8/2016 never forget
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all we're saying is that you're not crag son
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Post by The Clowns Pocket » #339598

callanrockslol wrote:Hello yes can I be drama too?
your late
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Post by FantasticFwoosh » #339755

I spend a few days away from the game to come back to this, holy shit. Did i leave a autismo hole that needed to be filled.

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Post by Nilons » #339880

this thread fucking sucks
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Post by FantasticFwoosh » #339915

iamgoofball wrote:
Super Aggro Crag wrote:Remie is leaving again? Who called her passive aggressive this time?
no one, she exploded at cheridan because ethics and catgrill journalism
Remie? Neurotic? I would have neeever guessed.

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Post by confused rock » #352069

Yaint gonna be free when cock cult and catgirls and remrams and not-ok-and37s and shite are all runnin around adding new underwear and making punching people bannable and banning those whomst have a non degenerate bone in their body
This shack needs a direction
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Post by Nilons » #352081

If you don't like okand you are a contrarian.
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Post by confused rock » #352094

I am a smartarian
Also fuck clowns
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Post by Nilons » #352121

confused rock wrote:I am a smartarian
Also fuck clowns
Is every day opposite day for you, do you get good opinions out of nowhere on what we consider opposite day but you consider regular day
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Post by CitrusGender » #387784

CitrusGender wrote:ok I'm done this is the hut stop it



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Post by D&B » #387863

Called it first
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[20:26:02]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Welp. It was just a prank bro isn't a very good excuse when it comes to unprovoked nonantag murder, but since this is your first time doing it and you seem to understand the problem instead of a bannu I'm just going to leave you with a warning. Please PLEASE don't do this again in the future, as funny as crackhead broken bottle memes can be. Alrighty? Do you have any input on this?
[20:26:39]ADMIN: PM: [censored]->[censored admin]: Alright, no problem. I have some input. Fuck my boy pussy.
[20:27:06]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Okay then. Have fun.
[20:31:29]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Excuse me?
J_Madison wrote: that's a stupid fucking stat
you don't play, you've never played
lying little shit with your bullshit stat
fuck you
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