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Re: i am angry about bidets again

Post by Grazyn » #444005

It could have been a productive discussion if the Americans in this thread had taken 10 seconds out of their busy lives to look up what a bidet even is, instead of spouting nonsense about high pressure cold toilet water and other misinformation.

Alas, educating Americans, or even worse, expecting them to educate themselves when exposed to something that challenges their world view, is a losing battle.
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Re: i am angry about bidets again

Post by Lazengann » #444006

When you use a bidet it splashes the poop all over your taint and everywhere else, it's gross dude,
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Post by somerandomguy » #444009

Grazyn wrote:It could have been a productive discussion if the Americans in this thread had taken 10 seconds out of their busy lives to look up what a bidet even is, instead of spouting nonsense about high pressure cold toilet water and other misinformation.

Alas, educating Americans, or even worse, expecting them to educate themselves when exposed to something that challenges their world view, is a losing battle.
Expecting anyone to "educate themselves" on something they don't really care about is always a losing battle

Also >implying it has anything to do with their worldview and not just not wanting to blast any kind of water at their asshole
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Re: i am angry about bidets again

Post by Grazyn » #444011

Lazengann wrote:When you use a bidet it splashes the poop all over your taint and everywhere else, it's gross dude,
There are detailed guides and videos that show and teach how to properly use a bidet so there's really no excuse for being this ignorant.

And no, it doesn't "blast" your ass wtf stop making a fool of yourself, people
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Post by Lazengann » #444020

If it doesn't blast your ass how can you claim to be clean
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Post by Timbrewolf » #444021

Grazyn personally sucks the toilet water up with a straw and then sprays it on your butt like Triple H.
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Post by Grazyn » #444023

Lazengann wrote:If it doesn't blast your ass how can you claim to be clean
holy baby jesus, you're supposed to use your hand to accurately clean and wash your ass just like you do in the shower, bidet is just easier and faster at that
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Post by Timbrewolf » #444024

>spending all day clawing at your asshole like a primate

vs

>wiping it with some paper and then discarding it
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Post by Grazyn » #444025

wait wait wait wait a minute here

I assumed you americans who are against the bidet still wash your ass eventually, be it in the shower or the sink or the kitchen faucet or the fountain in the park.

Are you telling me you don't even do that? Or that you just point the shower nozzle at your ass, spray it with water and call it a day?
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Post by wubli » #444026

it's also good for cleaning up when you're sacrificing an innocent unborn child's body through your vayjayjay unless you want to turn every toilet you go to into a crime scene
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it's still a crime wubli you just cleaned up the evidence
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Post by Lazengann » #444028

You wash it in the shower because you have soap
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i wash my ass in the blood of my enemies
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Re: i am angry about bidets again

Post by Grazyn » #444032

Lazengann wrote:You wash it in the shower because you have soap
you wash it with soap in the bidet as well

holy hell you americans are as dense as the crust of shit around your ass
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Re: i am angry about bidets again

Post by Lazengann » #444033

Lmao why not just shower if you're going that far
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Post by wubli » #444034

if loving is a crime then i'm guilty mr. judge
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Post by Grazyn » #444035

Lazengann wrote:Lmao why not just shower if you're going that far
>that far

Bidet is basically "I don't want to stay with a dirty asshole but I don't want to go through the hassle of taking a shower"
So basically every time you shit at home.
If you spend literally the entire day, every day, all year round, away from home, and only come back in time to go to bed, and you only ever shit right before taking your nightly and morning shower, you don't need a bidet (but use wet wipes when you shit at work)
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Re: i am angry about bidets again

Post by Lazengann » #444036

What's wrong with your diet that you need to take so many dumps at varying times
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Post by Super Aggro Crag » #444037

Grazyn doesnt notice how filthy his asshole gets from splashing watery shit all over it because the water in his country is brown and sludgy by default
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Post by Grazyn » #444038

Lazengann wrote:What's wrong with your diet that you need to take so many dumps at varying times
yeah as I expected, americans don't eat fibers so they shit once a week

this is probably why you don't need a bidet
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Post by Lazengann » #444040

Once a day like God intended
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as you can see, Pooperstars like us Europeans need a bidet, unlike you unwashed masses
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Grazyn wrote:why are you dumb and stupid americans who probably watch fox news like the degenerates you are not listening to me?!?
wtf it's not my fault this thread has gone awfully it's all the dumb and stupid americans fault!!!
why is no one listening to me?!?
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wubli wrote:if loving is a crime then i'm guilty mr. judge
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grazyn has said americans 11 times in this thread
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Imagine one day when Grazyn becomes leader of all of the world, he will make a poop gestapo that walks around and sniffs your butthole to make sure you used the state-provided bidet (which comes with a camera in it).
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Post by Qbopper » #444054

i am morally obligated to agree with grayzn because nobody shits on americans publically so its really funny to see people get defensive but at this point its just kinda hurting your point my dude
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Post by Super Aggro Crag » #444062

Qbopper the log dropper, asshole like a weed whacker, every shit he drops a porcelein cracker, shit once a year cuz he's got constipation, flushin' out his colon is what he calls a vacation
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Post by Grazyn » #444063

SaveVatznick wrote:Imagine one day when Grazyn becomes leader of all of the world, he will make a poop gestapo that walks around and sniffs your butthole to make sure you used the state-provided bidet (which comes with a camera in it).
Good thing you can smell someone from METERS (AH! triggered?) away if they don't use a bidet
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Post by Lazengann » #444065

Grazyn wrote:Image

as you can see, Pooperstars like us Europeans need a bidet, unlike you unwashed masses
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Grazyn wrote:
SaveVatznick wrote:Imagine one day when Grazyn becomes leader of all of the world, he will make a poop gestapo that walks around and sniffs your butthole to make sure you used the state-provided bidet (which comes with a camera in it).
Good thing you can smell someone from METERS (AH! triggered?) away if they don't use a bidet
lol okay i use meters literally all of the time but yeah keep thinking it's EU exclusive
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Post by wubli » #444068

in which situations do you use the metric system in usa?
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Post by Lazengann » #444070

I use meters when the number of feet would be too high

I stay away from using yards because golfers use yards and I don't want to be associated with that
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Post by Qbopper » #444080

Grazyn wrote:
SaveVatznick wrote:Imagine one day when Grazyn becomes leader of all of the world, he will make a poop gestapo that walks around and sniffs your butthole to make sure you used the state-provided bidet (which comes with a camera in it).
Good thing you can smell someone from METERS (AH! triggered?) away if they don't use a bidet
how would you know this though

if everyone uses a bidet where you live then how would you know someone who uses tp smells

someone who doesnt clean themselves is going to smell like shit either way

your posts are sounding like the standard MURICA USA USA USA shit except the opposite direction
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Post by Qbmax32 » #444087

Super Aggro Crag wrote:Qbopper the log dropper, asshole like a weed whacker, every shit he drops a porcelein cracker, shit once a year cuz he's got constipation, flushin' out his colon is what he calls a vacation


I chuckled and the person sitting in front of me looked at me
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Here's a rebuttal: you're literally in a customer service slash celebrity position. Volunteer or not.
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Qbmax32 wrote:
Super Aggro Crag wrote:Qbopper the log dropper, asshole like a weed whacker, every shit he drops a porcelein cracker, shit once a year cuz he's got constipation, flushin' out his colon is what he calls a vacation

I chuckled and the person sitting in front of me looked at me
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Post by DrPillzRedux » #444094

Here's how American fucks should be doing it because fucking no one has bidets.

Shitting at home? Take a shower after. TP just smears the shit around in your asshole.

Shitting somewhere else? Wipe clean with TP then use wet TP if possible to clean out your asshole. Not as good as a shower but it works.

US is littered with boomers who smell like shit because they can't fucking wipe or shower. God save us, wubli.
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Post by Super Aggro Crag » #444096

DrPillzRedux wrote:Here's how American fucks should be doing it because fucking no one has bidets.

Shitting at home? Take a shower after. TP just smears the shit around in your asshole.

Shitting somewhere else? Wipe clean with TP then use wet TP if possible to clean out your asshole. Not as good as a shower but it works.

US is littered with boomers who smell like shit because they can't fucking wipe or shower. God save us, wubli.
tp falls apart when it gets wet retard thats why i always carry a dehydrated shitter sponge in my wallet. Run it under the sink and it swells up and gets moist then dab my Dookie away with it and rinse it in the sink
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Post by DrPillzRedux » #444097

You don't soak until it's mush buddy.
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Post by Grazyn » #444098

Qbopper wrote:
Grazyn wrote:
SaveVatznick wrote:Imagine one day when Grazyn becomes leader of all of the world, he will make a poop gestapo that walks around and sniffs your butthole to make sure you used the state-provided bidet (which comes with a camera in it).
Good thing you can smell someone from METERS (AH! triggered?) away if they don't use a bidet
how would you know this though

if everyone uses a bidet where you live then how would you know someone who uses tp smells

someone who doesnt clean themselves is going to smell like shit either way

your posts are sounding like the standard MURICA USA USA USA shit except the opposite direction
I'm not ashamed to admit that we have a migrant problem. Those people are usually found on public transportation and around train stations. They obviously don't have access to bidets and their smell reflects that. This makes it easy to extrapolate how Americans, who also don't use bidets, must smell.
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Post by DrPillzRedux » #444099

And don't use those disposable wet wipes, those things clog the fuck out of sewer facility filters.
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Re: i am angry about bidets again

Post by CitrusGender » #444100

wubli wrote:it's also good for cleaning up when you're sacrificing an innocent unborn child's body through your vayjayjay unless you want to turn every toilet you go to into a crime scene
what the fuck
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Re: i am angry about bidets again

Post by iksyp » #444101

wubli wrote:in which situations do you use the metric system in usa?
work
prescription and OTC drugs
that one fucking road
personally i use celsius for temperature and apparently that's metric
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Re: i am angry about bidets again

Post by Super Aggro Crag » #444103

The real reason grazyn has such a problem is cuz he's a big beaked bidet merchant

Oy vey shoot water up your tuches goyim
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Re: i am angry about bidets again

Post by Timbrewolf » #444105

I got home from work and tried to do the Grazyn challenge but immediately ran out of alcohol Jesus man calm down
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Re: i am angry about bidets again

Post by iksyp » #444107

Grazyn wrote:
Qbopper wrote:
Grazyn wrote:
SaveVatznick wrote:Imagine one day when Grazyn becomes leader of all of the world, he will make a poop gestapo that walks around and sniffs your butthole to make sure you used the state-provided bidet (which comes with a camera in it).
Good thing you can smell someone from METERS (AH! triggered?) away if they don't use a bidet
how would you know this though

if everyone uses a bidet where you live then how would you know someone who uses tp smells

someone who doesnt clean themselves is going to smell like shit either way

your posts are sounding like the standard MURICA USA USA USA shit except the opposite direction
I'm not ashamed to admit that we have a migrant problem. Those people are usually found on public transportation and around train stations. They obviously don't have access to bidets and their smell reflects that. This makes it easy to extrapolate how Americans, who also don't use bidets, must smell.
people from this country with lesser living standards have this attribute to reflect that so it must apply to this country with much higher living standards
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Re: i am angry about bidets again

Post by FantasticFwoosh » #444109

DrPillzRedux wrote:
Super Aggro Crag wrote:US is littered with boomers who smell like shit because they can't fucking wipe or shower. God save us, wubli.
The real reason grazyn has such a problem is cuz he's a big beaked bidet merchant

Oy vey shoot water up your tuches goyim
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