i am angry about bidets again

FantasticFwoosh · Mon Oct 08, 2018 8:09 pm

Bottom post of the previous page:

DrPillzRedux wrote:
Super Aggro Crag wrote:US is littered with boomers who smell like shit because they can't fucking wipe or shower. God save us, wubli.
The real reason grazyn has such a problem is cuz he's a big beaked bidet merchant

Oy vey shoot water up your tuches goyim

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Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Mon Oct 08, 2018 8:14 pm #444114

CitrusGender wrote:
wubli wrote:it's also good for cleaning up when you're sacrificing an innocent unborn child's body through your vayjayjay unless you want to turn every toilet you go to into a crime scene
what the fuck

See, once a month for a week the devil possesses women and then towards the end she expunges the demon in a bloody mess from her clown pocket.

Either that or wubli has unprotected sex constantly and downs a chemical concoction when the above is past due.

Super Aggro Crag · Mon Oct 08, 2018 8:19 pm

Bobs and vegana

DrPillzRedux · Mon Oct 08, 2018 8:24 pm

CitrusGender wrote:
wubli wrote:it's also good for cleaning up when you're sacrificing an innocent unborn child's body through your vayjayjay unless you want to turn every toilet you go to into a crime scene
what the fuck

is wubli redpilled???

Grazyn · Post by **Grazyn** » Mon Oct 08, 2018 8:47 pm #444126

iksyp wrote:
Grazyn wrote: I'm not ashamed to admit that we have a migrant problem. Those people are usually found on public transportation and around train stations. They obviously don't have access to bidets and their smell reflects that. This makes it easy to extrapolate how Americans, who also don't use bidets, must smell.
people from this country with lesser living standards have this attribute to reflect that so it must apply to this country with much higher living standards

I said "extrapolate"

Super Aggro Crag · Mon Oct 08, 2018 9:10 pm

Yeah you just proved yourself to not only be an ignoramous, but a prejudiced dingbat.

wubli · Post by **wubli** » Mon Oct 08, 2018 9:22 pm #444129

CitrusGender wrote:
wubli wrote:it's also good for cleaning up when you're sacrificing an innocent unborn child's body through your vayjayjay unless you want to turn every toilet you go to into a crime scene
what the fuck

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Super Aggro Crag · Mon Oct 08, 2018 9:34 pm

Butter fingers wubli

obscolene · Post by **obscolene** » Mon Oct 08, 2018 9:35 pm #444131

*blasts bunghole with toilet water*
EYO HOL UP
*gets stabbed by muslim immigrant*
LEMME GET DIS STRAIGHT
*triggers teh americucks by mentioning a unit of measurement different to their own*
SO U TRYNA SAY
*takes every single bait post in the entire thread*
WE WUZ BIDETS N SHEEIT??

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Mon Oct 08, 2018 10:25 pm #444143

i unironically only poop every 2-3 days tbh, yeah they're big but ive been doing this for as long as i can remember and ive never had any health issues

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Mon Oct 08, 2018 10:35 pm #444146

i use baby wipes

somerandomguy · Tue Oct 09, 2018 2:37 am

Grazyn wrote:
Qbopper wrote:
Grazyn wrote:
SaveVatznick wrote:Imagine one day when Grazyn becomes leader of all of the world, he will make a poop gestapo that walks around and sniffs your butthole to make sure you used the state-provided bidet (which comes with a camera in it).
Good thing you can smell someone from METERS (AH! triggered?) away if they don't use a bidet
how would you know this though

if everyone uses a bidet where you live then how would you know someone who uses tp smells

someone who doesnt clean themselves is going to smell like shit either way

your posts are sounding like the standard MURICA USA USA USA shit except the opposite direction
I'm not ashamed to admit that we have a migrant problem. Those people are usually found on public transportation and around train stations. They obviously don't have access to bidets and their smell reflects that. This makes it easy to extrapolate how Americans, who also don't use bidets, must smell.

And you're 100% certain that the smell isn't coming from them not washing well in general?

CreationPro · Post by **CreationPro** » Tue Oct 09, 2018 2:45 am #444189

reproductive systems scare me

ShadowDimentio · Tue Oct 09, 2018 2:57 am

BeeSting12 wrote:as an american i can say i dont smell shit all day and we dont use bidets commonly here. before someone says im used to the smell from myself, no, i take a shower after i go poo.

Not an issue if you wipe properly.

D&B · Post by **D&B** » Tue Oct 09, 2018 2:45 pm #444304

Six pages talking about shit caked assholes good job guys

wubli · Post by **wubli** » Tue Oct 09, 2018 3:10 pm #444309

you made someone say i'm obsessed with bidets on singulo i blame y'all

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Tue Oct 09, 2018 4:49 pm #444325

wubli delete this thread please thank u

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Tue Oct 09, 2018 5:06 pm #444328

wubli wrote:you made someone say i'm obsessed with bidets on singulo i blame y'all

people still use singulo??

hi obsessed with bidets

iksyp · Post by **iksyp** » Tue Oct 09, 2018 5:09 pm #444329

Kraso wrote:
wubli wrote:you made someone say i'm obsessed with bidets on singulo i blame y'all
people still use singulo??

hi obsessed with bidets

no, but we like to pretend they do

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Tue Oct 09, 2018 9:03 pm #444367

>implying girls poop

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Tue Oct 09, 2018 9:10 pm #444369

Deitus wrote:>implying girls poop

german at your service, what do you wanna know?

Post by **oranges** » Tue Oct 09, 2018 11:54 pm #444395

The united states is more than 50% mexican

ShadowDimentio · Wed Oct 10, 2018 3:17 am

Get cucked nerds I live in Virginia, doesn't get more American than that babyyyyyyyyy

Rustledjimm · Post by **Rustledjimm** » Wed Oct 10, 2018 4:07 am #444441

Sorta wish I had one tbh

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Wed Oct 10, 2018 4:14 am #444446

TO
THE
RESERVES
WHEN???
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wubli · Post by **wubli** » Wed Oct 10, 2018 6:25 am #444461

do not

Wed Oct 10, 2018 1:39 pm

not a bad idea

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Wed Oct 10, 2018 7:35 pm #444551

Deitus wrote:i unironically only poop every 2-3 days tbh, yeah they're big but ive been doing this for as long as i can remember and ive never had any health issues

just mental health issues ayy gottem

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Wed Oct 10, 2018 7:48 pm #444555

CitrusGender wrote:not a bad idea

its fucking perfect and you know it, this much rage and autism is what the reserves were made for

Qbmax32 · Post by **Qbmax32** » Wed Oct 10, 2018 8:58 pm #444559

Put it in the reserves

Nabski · Post by **Nabski** » Wed Oct 10, 2018 9:04 pm #444561

Timbrewolf wrote:
Deitus wrote:i unironically only poop every 2-3 days tbh, yeah they're big but ive been doing this for as long as i can remember and ive never had any health issues
just mental health issues ayy gottem

What the fuck are you eating that you only poop every 2-3 days. Boy get some fiber in ya.

wubli · Post by **wubli** » Wed Oct 10, 2018 9:12 pm #444562

Qbmax32 wrote:Put it in the reserves

ño

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Thu Oct 11, 2018 12:03 am #444597

Nabski wrote:
Timbrewolf wrote:
Deitus wrote:i unironically only poop every 2-3 days tbh, yeah they're big but ive been doing this for as long as i can remember and ive never had any health issues
just mental health issues ayy gottem
What the fuck are you eating that you only poop every 2-3 days. Boy get some fiber in ya.

i actually eat a lot, usually my meals are
>breakfast
scrambled eggs with cheese, a glass of chocolate milk, a muffin, and a bowl of yogurt with lots of blueberries and granola
>lunch
maybe a snack if im hungry, usually dont eat lunch
>dinner
whatever is in the cafeteria (usually a sandwich or some chicken or other meats), a salad with peas, corn, dressing, and croutons, the same bowl of yogurt/blueberries/granola, a glass of apple juice, and a small desert of like a cookie or something.

also some late-night snacks if im hungry.
still only need to shit every other day at minimum.

wubli · Post by **wubli** » Thu Oct 11, 2018 12:44 am #444606

ok but @ leora
how do you manage when you're on your period
you can't just fucking wipe blood and i highly doubt you shower every time you go to the bathroom

Super Aggro Crag · Thu Oct 11, 2018 12:50 am

Boys dont have periods

SaveVatznick · Thu Oct 11, 2018 1:33 am

wubli wrote:ok but @ leora
how do you manage when you're on your period
you can't just fucking wipe blood and i highly doubt you shower every time you go to the bathroom

I mean it's always gonna feel a little slimy but I just wipe like normal but twice so there's nothing actually on my skin outside of me and then replace the pad and that generally does it unless it's the first day and in the middle of a contraction and everything is awful, in which case I'm not going outside that day anyways and I don't need to worry about showering. If I'm on my period I'm feeling gross anyways so I don't really care.
You must bleed a lot or something because I've never had issues with the whole "murder scene toilet" thing bae.

Super Aggro Crag · Thu Oct 11, 2018 1:50 am

Man i guess it is true you let girls in your community and they just turn it into a period party

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Thu Oct 11, 2018 1:50 am #444622

Super Aggro Crag wrote:Boys dont have periods

SaveVatznick · Thu Oct 11, 2018 1:51 am

wubli · Post by **wubli** » Thu Oct 11, 2018 1:57 am #444624

SaveVatznick wrote:
wubli wrote:You must bleed a lot or something because I've never had issues with the whole "murder scene toilet" thing bae.

just during the first day but it was just a miscalculation and i actually did have a murder scene it was pretty funny and thankfully i wasn't in a hurry. but it's still annoying when you go out during the first few days since its going to be all slimey and awful with bidets i just wash it away and keep going
pads are hell though, i've been thinking about getting that cup thing because tampons are the absolute fucking worst i don't want cotton inside me getting bigger thank you very much

Super Aggro Crag · Thu Oct 11, 2018 1:57 am

Good taste

SaveVatznick · Thu Oct 11, 2018 2:27 am

wubli wrote:
SaveVatznick wrote:
wubli wrote:You must bleed a lot or something because I've never had issues with the whole "murder scene toilet" thing bae.
just during the first day but it was just a miscalculation and i actually did have a murder scene it was pretty funny and thankfully i wasn't in a hurry. but it's still annoying when you go out during the first few days since its going to be all slimey and awful with bidets i just wash it away and keep going
pads are hell though, i've been thinking about getting that cup thing because tampons are the absolute fucking worst i don't want cotton inside me getting bigger thank you very much

Tampons are gross and they can't be good for you but those cup things creep me out so I'm just gonna do what I'm doing and fuck all yall high tech cups and bidets and technology shit, if everything goes to hell we'll all go back to rags anyways.

Post by **oranges** » Thu Oct 11, 2018 2:51 am #444629

WHERE ARE WE GOING

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Thu Oct 11, 2018 5:06 am #444648

wubli · Post by **wubli** » Thu Oct 11, 2018 5:49 am #444653

oh no we have mentioned blood everybody panic

Thu Oct 11, 2018 5:57 am

Do you think Khorne accepts menstrual blood?

wubli · Post by **wubli** » Thu Oct 11, 2018 6:03 am #444657

maybe? ask him i have some to spare you have about 4 more days

Grazyn · Post by **Grazyn** » Thu Oct 11, 2018 7:32 am #444670

I didn't mention girls because I just assumed they would obviously use bidets given their sanitary problems that can only be solved by washing thoroughly, and showering every single time would be horribly impractical. Not to mention the increased risk of UTIs they have from an improperly cleaned butthole when compared to males.

Little did I know that American girls would rather wallow in their own filth for an entire week than use this demonic device from Europe, God forbid they have to question their superior culture. I reel at the thought of the amount of deodorant and perfume they have to use to cover the harrowing stench.

At least they're being honest and they admit they do feel miserable and gross instead of going "I-I'm p-perfectly clean anyway thank you v-very much!" like their male counterparts.

Super Aggro Crag · Thu Oct 11, 2018 9:22 am

Oh look he'a back at it

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Thu Oct 11, 2018 9:30 am #444675

THE MADMAN

Post by **oranges** » Thu Oct 11, 2018 10:05 am #444677

americans being blown the fuck out of the filth they're living in right now