i am angry about bidets again

CreationPro · Post by **CreationPro** » Sun Oct 14, 2018 9:00 pm #445683

Bottom post of the previous page:

wubli wrote:fucking move this back i don't want this thread to exist more than it should have it was posted in the hut for a reason

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Mon Oct 15, 2018 6:52 am #445810

This is a perfect example of a salt reserves post, fuck what op thinks. Move it ASAP

Post by **oranges** » Mon Oct 15, 2018 6:53 am #445811

no

posts are supposed to be deleted in NTR hut

moving them to the salt forum breaks that

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Mon Oct 15, 2018 6:55 am #445812

Factually false, sticky's meat thread got in the reserves and this thread has so much salt that it's begging for it. Keep it here where it belongs so future generations can laugh at grazyn attempting to defend butt fountains

Post by **oranges** » Mon Oct 15, 2018 6:58 am #445813

deitus shut the fuck up before I deletus you

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Mon Oct 15, 2018 7:02 am #445816

Post by **oranges** » Mon Oct 15, 2018 7:10 am #445817

my bidet broke and now my ass is shitty

CreationPro · Post by **CreationPro** » Mon Oct 15, 2018 8:27 am #445850

CosmicScientist wrote:
BeeSting12 wrote:
Grazyn wrote: Same thing for BJs, you don't kiss her after that either.
>implying anyone here would know the answer
I feel it's personal preference and can be a turn on.

you turn me on

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Mon Oct 15, 2018 8:37 am #445853

fucking normalfags get out of my /tg/

wubli · Post by **wubli** » Mon Oct 15, 2018 7:31 pm #446117

oranges wrote:no

posts are supposed to be deleted in NTR hut

moving them to the salt forum breaks that

exactly
it was posted there because it wasn't meant to last you're forcing it to stay you're inhuman

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Mon Oct 15, 2018 7:32 pm #446119

*buuuuurp* dont post massive amounts of salt if you dont want to be in the salt reserves mortyyyyy

Super Aggro Crag · Mon Oct 15, 2018 10:37 pm

Deitus has diabetus

wubli · Post by **wubli** » Sat Oct 20, 2018 1:54 am #447679

Deitus wrote:*buuuuurp* dont post massive amounts of salt if you dont want to be in the salt reserves mortyyyyy

i was just angry about bidets shut up deitus

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Tue Oct 23, 2018 5:33 am #448485

Super Aggro Crag wrote:Deitus has diabetus

REALTALK i probably do since its really rampant in both my family trees and its probably eating years off my life even as i type this but im too lazy to get tested

Tue Oct 23, 2018 7:34 am

Deitus wrote:
Super Aggro Crag wrote:Deitus has diabetus
REALTALK i probably do since its really rampant in both my family trees and its probably eating years off my life even as i type this but im too lazy to get tested

that's pretty scary dude

Post by **Plapatin** » Tue Oct 23, 2018 7:45 am #448523

im glad the salt reserves are being used exclusively to discuss important things

Grazyn · Post by **Grazyn** » Tue Oct 23, 2018 10:42 am #448568

https://www.salon.com/2015/02/02/ass_is ... e_partner/

>2015
>w-we don't eat a-ass in america I swear it's a b-british thing

clean your butts

Tue Oct 23, 2018 4:03 pm

no one has ever said we don't eat ass

IkeTG · Post by **IkeTG** » Tue Oct 23, 2018 6:33 pm #448726

Grazyn wrote:https://www.salon.com/2015/02/02/ass_is ... e_partner/

>2015
>w-we don't eat a-ass in america I swear it's a b-british thing

clean your butts

holy crap he's still at it

Tue Oct 23, 2018 6:55 pm

Grazyn wrote:https://www.salon.com/2015/02/02/ass_is ... e_partner/

>2015
>w-we don't eat a-ass in america I swear it's a b-british thing

clean your butts

who has EVER said americans dont eat ass

Tue Oct 23, 2018 6:55 pm

bitch we out here eating every day, we eat the most, we're fat as fuck, all we do is eat. what would make you think we dont also eat ass

IkeTG · Post by **IkeTG** » Tue Oct 23, 2018 7:04 pm #448734

what im worried about is grazyn not immediately understanding that people wash themselves before doing stuff like eating ass

Grazyn · Post by **Grazyn** » Tue Oct 23, 2018 7:07 pm #448736

lol go and check for yourself, everyone reacted with disgust and denial when I mentioned ass-eating as a reason to improve anal hygiene

Also nobody really answered my question

IkeTG · Post by **IkeTG** » Tue Oct 23, 2018 7:15 pm #448741

Grazyn wrote:lol go and check for yourself, everyone reacted with disgust and denial when I mentioned ass-eating as a reason to improve anal hygiene

Also nobody really answered my question

what is this guy even doing ????

Nilons · Post by **Nilons** » Tue Oct 23, 2018 9:32 pm #448790

Grayzn who made you this way

Cw3040 · Post by **Cw3040** » Wed Oct 24, 2018 2:24 pm #448932

IkeTG wrote:what im worried about is grazyn not immediately understanding that people wash themselves before doing stuff like eating ass

this, fucking enema youself before getting your ass eaten

Screemonster · Mon Mar 18, 2019 4:24 am

lntigracy · Post by **lntigracy** » Wed Mar 20, 2019 2:15 am #484721

grazyn doesn't have many brain cells, arguing with him is like arguing with a monkey throwing poo. It doesn't work and you just end up covered in shit.

John_Gobbel · Post by **John_Gobbel** » Fri Jul 19, 2019 3:41 am #503722

Wubli,

Now that you've been in America for a bit and have been without a bidet, what have you been doing with your life?

Sincerely,

Everyone

Nabski · Post by **Nabski** » Fri Jul 19, 2019 8:57 pm #503793

John_Gobbel wrote:Wubli,

Now that you've been in America for a bit and have been without a bidet, what have you been doing with your life?

Sincerely,

Everyone

Hopefully they have learned how to use toilet paper.

Screemonster · Sat Jul 20, 2019 2:12 am

Nabski wrote:
John_Gobbel wrote:Wubli,

Now that you've been in America for a bit and have been without a bidet, what have you been doing with your life?

Sincerely,

Everyone
Hopefully they have learned how to use toilet paper.

he doesn't know how the three seashells work

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Sat Mar 14, 2020 8:15 am #549398

Are you still angry about bidets?

Sat Mar 14, 2020 10:34 pm

sometimes you poop and just know that it would be faster to get in the shower than to wipe with paper. this is a valuable skill that will help me greatly in the ongoing toilet paper famine

wubli · Post by **wubli** » Thu Mar 19, 2020 10:54 pm #550412

i lived almost an entire month without a bidet and honestly, fucking christ, how do you manage
and now? who's laughing now?
whos? lauhging??m otherfuckers. get a fucking bide t. be decent human beings
i am angry about bidets again. i have done it. i have posted in this thread. i swore i would not. but i did. this is it

Grazyn · Post by **Grazyn** » Fri Mar 20, 2020 7:04 pm #550539

PSA: bidet is NOT a valid substitute for TP

wubli · Post by **wubli** » Sun Mar 22, 2020 4:53 am #550771

Grazyn wrote:PSA: bidet is NOT a valid substitute for TP

except it is if you have a towel, it just takes longer

cacogen · Post by **cacogen** » Sun Mar 22, 2020 4:55 am #550772

americans: you can't just splash water on your ass and call it a day
euros: haha bidet go psssssh

Shadowflame909 · Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:36 am

Coronavirus time

TP gone.

This is the final solution

cybersaber101 · Tue Mar 24, 2020 6:13 am

American Boomers would sooner use leaves and their hand than use bidets, those animals will degrade back into the stone age of shitting.

MortoSasye · Post by **MortoSasye** » Tue Mar 24, 2020 11:21 am #551135

cybersaber101 wrote:American Boomers would sooner use leaves and their hand than use bidets, those animals will degrade back into the stone age of shitting.

My lungs are in orbit holy shit lmao

Grazyn · Post by **Grazyn** » Tue Apr 07, 2020 11:14 am #553724

Bump

https://twitter.com/MEMRIReports/status ... 37967?s=19

iksyp · Post by **iksyp** » Sun Apr 12, 2020 3:16 pm #554856

IT'S BEEN A YEAR AND A FUCKING HALF AND GRAZYN IS STILL TALKING ABOUT ASS WATER

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