i am angry about bidets again

CreationPro · Post by **CreationPro** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 5:46 pm #443445

Bottom post of the previous page:

Grazyn wrote:lol thanks for taking the time to make a convenient drawing

the point is, it doesn't matter if the shit stain is small. Bacteria are small. And shit bacteria can be LETHAL. Maybe not to you, but you could pass it over to someone else, that's how e. coli gets into food and from there it's a toss up, you either get a little sick or you die in agony

>tfw you rubbed your anus on your friend's food
Pranked!

>tfw your friend eats your ass and catches e.colie
Pranked!

BeeSting12 · Post by **BeeSting12** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 5:46 pm #443446

im not admitting to having shit stains on my ass but how am i gonna transfer a shitstain from my ass to someone else's food? i dont rub anyone's food into my butthole before serving them

iksyp · Post by **iksyp** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 5:49 pm #443447

Grazyn wrote:lol thanks for taking the time to make a convenient drawing

the point is, it doesn't matter if the shit stain is small. Bacteria are small. And shit bacteria can be LETHAL. Maybe not to you, but you could pass it over to someone else, that's how e. coli gets into food and from there it's a toss up, you either get a little sick or you die in agony

listen HERE motherFUCKER i'll hAVE YOU KNOW AS A certified california FOOD SERVICE WORKER
you don't put your ass close to food ever what the fuck no and you always wash your hands like literally any time you do fucking anything that could get them dirty

SaveVatznick · Fri Oct 05, 2018 5:50 pm

Grazyn wrote:lol thanks for taking the time to make a convenient drawing

the point is, it doesn't matter if the shit stain is small. Bacteria are small. And shit bacteria can be LETHAL. Maybe not to you, but you could pass it over to someone else, that's how e. coli gets into food and from there it's a toss up, you either get a little sick or you die in agony

Methinks if ye be so obsessed with cleanliness, ye should purchase a bidet for your MOUTH, for all that spews from it are lies and filth! Hah!

BeeSting12 · Post by **BeeSting12** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 5:51 pm #443449

Grazyn wrote: >see dog shit on the pavement
>thrust hand into it
>put shitty hand behind back so that you don't see it
>use paper to wipe your hand until you're reasonably sure it's clean
>go about your day

This is America

nice strawman

BeeSting12 · Post by **BeeSting12** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 5:53 pm #443451

also who the fuck poops three times a day? i do it once a day, sometimes twice but very rarely.

Grazyn · Post by **Grazyn** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 5:56 pm #443452

BeeSting12 wrote:im not admitting to having shit stains on my ass but how am i gonna transfer a shitstain from my ass to someone else's food? i dont rub anyone's food into my butthole before serving them

well it still happens, doesn't it? Else people wouldn't be dying of human-borne fecal–oral diseases in western countries after eating consumer food products. As long as the bacteria are present, they are dangerous. Why not just wash them away so that you don't even have to think about them?

wubli · Post by **wubli** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 5:57 pm #443453

I'm amazed by how you're defending unproperly cleaner asses this is another level of -haha- shitposting

Nilons · Post by **Nilons** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 5:57 pm #443454

Grazyn wrote:
BeeSting12 wrote:im not admitting to having shit stains on my ass but how am i gonna transfer a shitstain from my ass to someone else's food? i dont rub anyone's food into my butthole before serving them
well it still happens, doesn't it? Else people wouldn't be dying of human-borne fecal–oral diseases in western countries after eating consumer food products. As long as the bacteria are present, they are dangerous. Why not just wash them away so that you don't even have to think about them?

Water doesn't sterilize your asshole of all bacteria

BeeSting12 · Post by **BeeSting12** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 6:01 pm #443456

wubli wrote:I'm amazed by how you're defending unproperly cleaner asses this is another level of -haha- shitposting

im not paying fifty bucks to put cold water on my ass when i have a perfectly good shower, wet wipes beside the toilet, and a roll of toilet paper. my ass is about as clean as an ass can get tyvm.

BeeSting12 · Post by **BeeSting12** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 6:02 pm #443457

Grazyn wrote:
BeeSting12 wrote:im not admitting to having shit stains on my ass but how am i gonna transfer a shitstain from my ass to someone else's food? i dont rub anyone's food into my butthole before serving them
well it still happens, doesn't it? Else people wouldn't be dying of human-borne fecal–oral diseases in western countries after eating consumer food products. As long as the bacteria are present, they are dangerous. Why not just wash them away so that you don't even have to think about them?

i have never thought of bacteria on my ass in my life. ive thought of shit on my ass but then i wiped it clean and went about my day.

Grazyn · Post by **Grazyn** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 6:02 pm #443458

Nilons wrote:
Grazyn wrote:
BeeSting12 wrote:im not admitting to having shit stains on my ass but how am i gonna transfer a shitstain from my ass to someone else's food? i dont rub anyone's food into my butthole before serving them
well it still happens, doesn't it? Else people wouldn't be dying of human-borne fecal–oral diseases in western countries after eating consumer food products. As long as the bacteria are present, they are dangerous. Why not just wash them away so that you don't even have to think about them?
Water doesn't sterilize your asshole of all bacteria

>you can't save all the animals in the world so why are you vegan
>you can't end poverty so why are you donating to charity
>you can't stop global warming so why are you using clean energy
>you can't 100% sterilize your asshole so why are you cleaning it the best you can

americans

iksyp · Post by **iksyp** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 6:03 pm #443459

Grazyn wrote:
Nilons wrote:
Grazyn wrote:
BeeSting12 wrote:im not admitting to having shit stains on my ass but how am i gonna transfer a shitstain from my ass to someone else's food? i dont rub anyone's food into my butthole before serving them
well it still happens, doesn't it? Else people wouldn't be dying of human-borne fecal–oral diseases in western countries after eating consumer food products. As long as the bacteria are present, they are dangerous. Why not just wash them away so that you don't even have to think about them?
Water doesn't sterilize your asshole of all bacteria
>you can't save all the animals in the world so why are you vegan
>you can't end poverty so why are you donating to charity
>you can't stop global warming so why are you using clean energy
>you can't 100% sterilize your asshole so why are you cleaning it at the best of your possibility

when someone strawmans and then continues to defend it you've won an internet argument
e: also we're complaining about you whining not saying that bidets are literal satan

BeeSting12 · Post by **BeeSting12** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 6:04 pm #443460

wubli · Post by **wubli** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 6:07 pm #443462

BeeSting12 wrote:
wubli wrote:I'm amazed by how you're defending unproperly cleaner asses this is another level of -haha- shitposting
im not paying fifty bucks to put cold water on my ass when i have a perfectly good shower, wet wipes beside the toilet, and a roll of toilet paper. my ass is about as clean as an ass can get tyvm.

if you take a shower afterwards while it sounds annoying (since it takes more time) then it's all good bro

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 6:07 pm #443463

Grazyn wrote:the point is, it doesn't matter if the shit stain is small. Bacteria are small. And shit bacteria can be LETHAL. Maybe not to you, but you could pass it over to someone else, that's how e. coli gets into food and from there it's a toss up, you either get a little sick or you die in agony

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wubli · Post by **wubli** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 6:08 pm #443464

i will defend bidets with my life but grazyn is next level activist

Grazyn · Post by **Grazyn** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 6:10 pm #443465

iksyp wrote:
Grazyn wrote:
Nilons wrote:
Grazyn wrote:
BeeSting12 wrote:im not admitting to having shit stains on my ass but how am i gonna transfer a shitstain from my ass to someone else's food? i dont rub anyone's food into my butthole before serving them
well it still happens, doesn't it? Else people wouldn't be dying of human-borne fecal–oral diseases in western countries after eating consumer food products. As long as the bacteria are present, they are dangerous. Why not just wash them away so that you don't even have to think about them?
Water doesn't sterilize your asshole of all bacteria
>you can't save all the animals in the world so why are you vegan
>you can't end poverty so why are you donating to charity
>you can't stop global warming so why are you using clean energy
>you can't 100% sterilize your asshole so why are you cleaning it at the best of your possibility
when someone strawmans and then continues to defend it you've won an internet argument
e: also we're complaining about you whining not saying that bidets are literal satan

LOL you're the ones with the shitty assholes, I really couldn't care less if it's fine by you, enjoy it

I forgot, AMERICA BEST

BeeSting12 · Post by **BeeSting12** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 6:11 pm #443468

wubli wrote:
BeeSting12 wrote:
wubli wrote:I'm amazed by how you're defending unproperly cleaner asses this is another level of -haha- shitposting
im not paying fifty bucks to put cold water on my ass when i have a perfectly good shower, wet wipes beside the toilet, and a roll of toilet paper. my ass is about as clean as an ass can get tyvm.

if you take a shower afterwards while it sounds annoying (since it takes more time) then it's all good bro

I just usually take a dump before I get in the shower in the morning. If I'm not gonna take a shower then I have wet wipes and I usually bring wet wipes with me when I'm going somewhere else for a long amount of time (like a week). If I gotta go in public then there wont be a bidet or shower or wet wipes so I just use toilet paper which I don't mind at all.

wubli · Post by **wubli** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 6:13 pm #443469

well there aren't bidets in public bathrooms and no one dies, the point of this is, if you have the choice to, why not. my problem is people who don't accept its not actually cleaning

get a bidet they're life changing

iksyp · Post by **iksyp** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 6:13 pm #443470

Grazyn wrote:
The sound of 1000 angry pomeranians wrote:barkbarkbarkwoofbarkbarkbark
LOL you're the ones with the shitty assholes, I really couldn't care less if it's fine by you, enjoy it

I forgot, AMERICA BEST

>euros think the US is all of america

wubli · Post by **wubli** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 6:14 pm #443471

i don't really think europeans think the US is all of america more than actual americans do

how can i stop referring to them as americans I'm american too mods???

SaveVatznick · Fri Oct 05, 2018 6:15 pm

Grazyn wrote:
iksyp wrote:
Grazyn wrote:
Nilons wrote:
Grazyn wrote:
BeeSting12 wrote:im not admitting to having shit stains on my ass but how am i gonna transfer a shitstain from my ass to someone else's food? i dont rub anyone's food into my butthole before serving them
well it still happens, doesn't it? Else people wouldn't be dying of human-borne fecal–oral diseases in western countries after eating consumer food products. As long as the bacteria are present, they are dangerous. Why not just wash them away so that you don't even have to think about them?
Water doesn't sterilize your asshole of all bacteria
>you can't save all the animals in the world so why are you vegan
>you can't end poverty so why are you donating to charity
>you can't stop global warming so why are you using clean energy
>you can't 100% sterilize your asshole so why are you cleaning it at the best of your possibility
when someone strawmans and then continues to defend it you've won an internet argument
e: also we're complaining about you whining not saying that bidets are literal satan
LOL you're the ones with the shitty assholes, I really couldn't care less if it's fine by you, enjoy it

I forgot, AMERICA BEST

This Grazyn attempts to paint us wipers as a biological threat to society, and when his niggardly claims are discredited by a man of good experience, he backpedals, and claims he cares not!
Truly, this bideter is a whiner of magnificent proportion!

Nilons · Post by **Nilons** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 6:18 pm #443473

Grazyn wrote:
Nilons wrote:
Grazyn wrote:
BeeSting12 wrote:im not admitting to having shit stains on my ass but how am i gonna transfer a shitstain from my ass to someone else's food? i dont rub anyone's food into my butthole before serving them
well it still happens, doesn't it? Else people wouldn't be dying of human-borne fecal–oral diseases in western countries after eating consumer food products. As long as the bacteria are present, they are dangerous. Why not just wash them away so that you don't even have to think about them?
Water doesn't sterilize your asshole of all bacteria
>unrelated
>strawman
>hello?
>I dont understand microbiology
americans

are you illiterate it says Location: Canada right next to my name

BeeSting12 · Post by **BeeSting12** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 6:19 pm #443474

wubli wrote:i don't really think europeans think the US is all of america more than actual americans do

how can i stop referring to them as americans I'm american too mods???

isnt the united states of america and america the same thing?

iksyp · Post by **iksyp** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 6:20 pm #443475

Nilons wrote:
Grazyn wrote:
Nilons wrote:
Grazyn wrote:
BeeSting12 wrote:im not admitting to having shit stains on my ass but how am i gonna transfer a shitstain from my ass to someone else's food? i dont rub anyone's food into my butthole before serving them
well it still happens, doesn't it? Else people wouldn't be dying of human-borne fecal–oral diseases in western countries after eating consumer food products. As long as the bacteria are present, they are dangerous. Why not just wash them away so that you don't even have to think about them?
Water doesn't sterilize your asshole of all bacteria
>unrelated
>strawman
>hello?
>I dont understand microbiology
americans
are you illiterate it says Location: Canada right next to my name

wubli wrote:i don't really think europeans think the US is all of america more than actual americans do

how can i stop referring to them as americans I'm american too mods???

apparently canucks also think that they aren't american

Grazyn · Post by **Grazyn** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 6:21 pm #443476

Today I learned that trying to give honest advice to americans is impossible because they always take it as a personal attack on their FREEDOM

Actually I already knew that but it's always nice to have confirmation

Lazengann · Post by **Lazengann** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 6:21 pm #443477

quit using wet wipes you fricken morons they don't dissolve and some poor bastard has to fish your wet corn encrusted wipes out of the sewage system

Nilons · Post by **Nilons** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 6:22 pm #443478

If you don't think that when people call other people American they're 99% of the time referring to the United States of America and not the continent North America I don't know what to tell you

iksyp · Post by **iksyp** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 6:23 pm #443479

Grazyn wrote:Today I learned that trying to give honest advice to americans is impossible because they always take it as a personal attack on their FREEDOM

Actually I already knew that but it's always nice to have confirmation

LOL STUPID AMERICAN
wtf why won't you listen to me it must be because you're a STUPID AMERICAN

BeeSting12 · Post by **BeeSting12** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 6:23 pm #443480

theres flushable wet wipes you wing nut

iksyp · Post by **iksyp** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 6:24 pm #443481

Nilons wrote:If you don't think that when people call other people American they're 99% of the time referring to the United States of America and not the continent North America I don't know what to tell you

the continents north america and south america
also of course people are only referring to the US when they say American but it doesn't make it less dumb

iksyp · Post by **iksyp** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 6:25 pm #443483

BeeSting12 wrote:theres flushable wet wipes you wing nut

"flushable" wipes still don't dissolve

Lazengann · Post by **Lazengann** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 6:28 pm #443484

They're designed to AVOID dissolving when wet which is why they're called WET WIPES

wubli · Post by **wubli** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 6:29 pm #443486

i mean isn't americans the proper word for using? while it's still stupid I'm unsure there's any other official way

iksyp · Post by **iksyp** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 6:31 pm #443487

wubli wrote:i mean isn't americans the proper word for using? while it's still stupid I'm unsure there's any other official way

statesmen
US citizens
GI
i'm fucking around because semantics but literally anything but "american"

wubli · Post by **wubli** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 6:35 pm #443489

yeah i try to use us citizens but its harder than to just say americans

be the change you want to see, they say!

Lazengann · Post by **Lazengann** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 6:35 pm #443490

please refer to us as citizens of the greatest country of earth god bless

IkeTG · Post by **IkeTG** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 6:37 pm #443491

Folks don't use wet wipes, they'll build up in the septic tank over the years and cause some incredibly gnarly issues down the line.

wubli · Post by **wubli** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 6:39 pm #443492

please give green card

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somerandomguy · Fri Oct 05, 2018 6:40 pm

Grazyn wrote:
BeeSting12 wrote:im not admitting to having shit stains on my ass but how am i gonna transfer a shitstain from my ass to someone else's food? i dont rub anyone's food into my butthole before serving them
well it still happens, doesn't it? Else people wouldn't be dying of human-borne fecal–oral diseases in western countries after eating consumer food products. As long as the bacteria are present, they are dangerous. Why not just wash them away so that you don't even have to think about them?

Where is it even going to GO, it won't be deadly if it doesn't re-enter your body somehow

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 6:44 pm #443494

Super Aggro Crag · Fri Oct 05, 2018 6:51 pm

I hope everyone who uses a bidet enjoys the hell they have earned for the crime of wasting water

Grazyn · Post by **Grazyn** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 6:55 pm #443496

iksyp wrote:
Grazyn wrote:Today I learned that trying to give honest advice to americans is impossible because they always take it as a personal attack on their FREEDOM

Actually I already knew that but it's always nice to have confirmation
LOL STUPID AMERICAN
wtf why won't you listen to me it must be because you're a STUPID AMERICAN

>when you're so used to being an entitled american making fun of foreigners that you get mad when they return the favor

At least now you know how the rest of the world feels

IkeTG · Post by **IkeTG** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 6:58 pm #443497

Grazyn wrote: >when you're so used to being an entitled american making fun of foreigners that you get mad when they return the favor

At least now you know how the rest of the world feels

You're swinging real broad-like there partner

iksyp · Post by **iksyp** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 6:59 pm #443498

Grazyn wrote:
iksyp wrote:
Grazyn wrote:Today I learned that trying to give honest advice to americans is impossible because they always take it as a personal attack on their FREEDOM

Actually I already knew that but it's always nice to have confirmation
LOL STUPID AMERICAN
wtf why won't you listen to me it must be because you're a STUPID AMERICAN
>when you're so used to being an entitled american making fun of foreigners that you get mad when they call you dumb

At least now you know how the rest of the world feels

maybe put more of your gdp percentage into NATO and we'll be less entitled
even fucking greece puts in more lmao

Super Aggro Crag · Fri Oct 05, 2018 7:00 pm

The rest of the world doesnt feel because you're a bunch of poorly programmed non-player characters.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 7:03 pm #443501

Super Aggro Crag wrote:The rest of the world doesnt feel because you're a bunch of poorly programmed non-player characters.

I should go.

Super Aggro Crag · Fri Oct 05, 2018 7:05 pm

Bug report: German aggression index too high, keeps declaring war on entire world.

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 7:33 pm #443506

I crawl up on the sink and squat like spiderman while splashing handfuls of water towards my perineum rate me.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 7:38 pm #443507

Super Aggro Crag wrote:Bug report: German aggression index too high, keeps declaring war on entire world.

solution: buff germans